(theme music) – Welcome to Ear Biscuits, I am Rhett. – And I’m Link. Joining us this week at the round table of dim lighting are Lizzie and Ellie, members of the mythical crew, who I’m sure you know because they appear in lots of Good Mythical Morning more videos on the This is Mythical channel. – They do. – They are writers and segment producers of Good Mythical Morning and they’re just generally good people to hang out with. – Generally good. – And converse about things. – Good and decent. – They’re so good and decent. – They’re really into celebrity conspiracy theories. When we did the episode of GMM about celebrity conspiracy theories. – Yeah, like Taylor Swift being the devil. – They were all about that. They did the research for that – Satanic worshiper. – They were like, because this is a hobby of ours, we’re really into it. – Beyonce faking her pregnancy. – We were like, “Well you guys should just come on and Ear Biscuit “and try to convince us of some.” – Yeah, If you’re so into, let’s talk it out. – So that’s what happens. It remains to be seen whether or not we’ll be convinced but you’re gonna have to stick around to find out. – Another piece of business we wanna do is thank you guys for all of your support in our decision to release what we were calling, “The Lost,” or “The Shelved” episode last week where we had some technical issues and then we didn’t know if we were gonna release it and we did. We called it “Let’s Get Personal,” because we got personal in a number of ways. Talking about this proctology visits and then Lily’s back situation and gearing up for surgery which hasn’t happened yet, that’s gonna be towards the beginning of May when that happens. You guys have been overwhelming positive and saying thanks for sharing, for being vulnerable about all of those things. We appreciate the feedback, that you guys are into it and I wanna pass on, Lily and the rest of my family’s thanks to you guy for all your thoughts and prayers and support that you’ve given through your tweets and your comments. We’ve seen those and we appreciate it and I will give you an update on the back side of the surgery, no pun intended. – Nice. – Speaking of backside, I think we did get a lot of positive feedback about us talking about proctology. – So we should just continue that trend. – We should just keep talking about butt doctors. – Because you’ve got a special trip that you’re preparing for tomorrow. – That’s right. – Which is– – Which is related to the initial trip. – Right, I don’t remember how much I connected the two but he said, “Just to be safe.” – Because you’re of age. – The doctor said, “You should get a colonoscopy.” Because there’s a history of colon issues. – In your family. – In my family. Then if there’s, well let’s just be real, if there’s ever any scenario, like bleeding in the stool or in that area, well they want to make sure it’s not coming from something up in there. There are some studies that are saying… – Screen earlier. – Screen earlier than 40 years old. – Which would be now. – Yeah, so I’m like, “Okay, I’m just gonna do this. “How bad could it be?” And I could say, “Well, I haven’t done it yet.” I’m doing it tomorrow. – Which means that you have– – But today has been bad because today– – You haven’t eaten anything and you’ve been drinking a lot of water and then you drank some sort of substance that– – What do they say? Six A.M. in the morning, which meant, when I woke up this morning I couldn’t eat breakfast and I had to be on a liquid diet. I had to be fasting from solids and anything that you can’t shine light though. So I can have chicken– – I can shine a light through chicken. – Yeah, real bright– – You get a strong enough laser, I can see that through a rib eye. – Like a 5000 lumen head lamp. – That is not a good measure because there’s so many ways around that with lasers. Did you ask them about lasers? – It was hand out. I can’t talk to the handout. – You mean shine a normal light through and light comes out the other side. It’s gotta be clear. – So for breakfast I didn’t have my award winning smoothie. Featured in the Mythical Monthly newsletter. – What award did it win? – Link’s Awesome Smoothie Recipe Award. That I gave to it. – Awarded by you. To yourself. – I really missed that right off the bat. I can drink coffee but black. – You don’t realize how much a man of routine he is. – I love the taste of it, it’s so good. – Not getting that smoothie that you’ve set in motion now. – My day started off on the wrong foot. If I couldn’t have had my coffee, I would not be here now. You couldn’t have been around me. – Here’s the thing though… – I had bone broth for breakfast. – And for lunch and dinner. You get jello at some point. – I had yellow jello, which was lemon and I hated that, for like a brunch and then for lunch I had a chicken broth, no, I had beef broth and then in the afternoon, I had… Another chicken broth, which was nasty, and then at six P.M., I had to start going full fledged cleanse and they gave me this special cup and they put some sort… – [Rhett] It’s very special – Of like cherry flavored concotion in there and I had to drink that whole thing and then drink two more things of water. – That sets everything in motion. They want to go in there, they want it to be clean as a whistle in there. They want to see nothing but the inside of your body not what’s inside your body. – Because let’s be clear, go my gosh, I’m holding it back right now. – No. – Yep. Okay, it’s gone away. – Holding back what? – Diarrhea. (laughs) Like cleansing fountain, a fountain of hell. – I’m glad I’m here for this. (sings) – Oh, man. It’s been a tough day. – But let me just say– – They put a camera up your butt. In the morning I have to drink another one of these. I have to get up before 6 o’clock, I have to drink another one of these regimens that’s gonna clean me out even more. Then I’m gonna go there, at nine A.M. and they’re gonna put me in a twilight state. – And we’re gonna broadcast this live. – I’m gonna sparkle. – Broadcast it live. – We’re not, but… – We’re not. – They’re gonna put me in twilight state, which is I guess like when you have your wisdom teeth removed, they’re gonna put a camera up my tookus. – It’s more than that. – More than that. – I didn’t have anything with wisdom teeth except local anasthesia. This is like, it’s gonna effect your mind a little bit. – Well if they give you like the funny gas. So, they put some people under more. Yeah, this is more than that. They fill my whole colon up with water, not water. – Fill your hole? – My whole colon up with air and then they run a camera up in there and they look at the whole thing to see if there’s any polyps or cancer or conditions or whatever, I don’t know. I don’t expect them to find anything. I’m rather confident that everything’s gonna be fine. – But that’s why you’re doing it because you don’t know. – I’m not nervous at all but I do like to know. And I kinda like the experience. – What? – No, I like to have experiences. – Thanks for clarifying. – But I haven’t enjoyed myself. I’ve had a miserable day. – I kinda like the experience. – I feel like I’ve made everyone around me miserable and I’m sorry. – Let me just say because what you’ve experience today is something that people go on retreats to experience. – The idea of fasting, you just joined the ranks of the great gurus and leaders of history. You’ve been complaining the whole time about how hard it is but that’s the whole point. – I haven’t been complaining the whole time, have I? – Embracing the obstacle. – Oh, nope. I’m holding back another hit. I might have to run to the restroom. – You can hold it, man. We’ve got just a couple more minutes. – If the contractions start coming more frequently. I’m gonna have to deliver. – It’s not a baby. It’s a baby that’s going right into the toilet. – Based on what happened just a few minutes ago, it was just a liquid– – But listen. What I’m saying is, this is the kind of thing that people, especially in this town, do on a regular basis to get cleansed. People pay lots of money to be cleansed and you’re fasting and cleansing and this is something that, I had to eat something on the show today. You getting to do this, I was kind of envious of you. I’d like to be fasting with Link today. – I had a horrible headache and I was very grumpy. I don’t know if you noticed. – Right, but if you do it enough times and you get over that and then you begin to embrace it and then it becomes a way of life. There’s people who swear by it, man you just opened the door to something that could be incredible, man. – I feel like I’ve been awakened to my dependence on food and it’s disturbing. – Exactly, that’s the first step. – It’s disturbing. – You just opened the door to the first step. – I feel so weak, man. – Exactly. – The only thing strong right now is my sphincter and if it wasn’t for that, there’d be quite a mess on the floor right now. – You’re being exposed. You’re gonna be really exposed tomorrow. – But I won’t remember it. – Being exposed to this thing, it’s refining who you are. This is an experience that, don’t focus on the food that you’re not eating. Focus on the fact that you’re doing something that other people want. Don’t focus on what you want, focus on what you’re getting that other people want. – Well that’s what I said, I like to have an experience. I don’t know if I’m going to gonna like the experience but now you’re saying like the experience. – And hopefully you’ll be a little wacky when you come out of there and we’ll get some good video footage of you talking about yourself. – Either you’ll pick me up or I’ll get Hadil to pick me up and she’ll video some of it. – Either way, I hope it will be fun. – Oh my goodness. I think I might need to run out of here. That’s the proper term. – But don’t do that before we take a short break to let everybody know that we’re selling beauty products. – Who else do you know that goes from talking about a colonoscopy and creating a butt fountain to selling hair products and lip balm. – And beard oil. Now you may know, we partner with Beard and Lady on all these products and they have been available for sale on Amazon this year and now they are available at rhettandlink.com/store, so you can still get them on Amazon but you can also get them at our store. Lots of you who use these things, who use the bread oil or the lip balm or the pomade, swear by it and put your reviews and your comments and your pictures on social media. We see you, we hear you when you talk about, there was a guy the other day who posted a picture of like 10 bottles of my beard oil that he’s gone through. – 10 bottles? Good gosh, does he think it’s shampoo? – No but he loves it, he loves the smell of it and he’s got a big beard apparently. Likes to keep it oiled up like a fine tuned machine. – I like to oil my lips with Peculiarly Perfect Peanut Butter Peppermint Lip Balm and I used this pomade every day, man. – I do too. – Add a little blow dry into the mix afterward, if you want to give a little completed look or you can just walk out with the wetness and let it dry. – Walk out with the wetness. – Speaking of walk out with wetness, can we wrap this up? – Yeah, so let’s get on to the Biscuit with Lizzie and Ellie. You can take a short bathroom break if you want to. Because we’ve already recorded it. – Okay. Enjoy. Oh my goodness, alright. That wasn’t just a bit, I’m gonna be in the bathroom. – Yep. (theme music) – Alright, here you are. We’re gonna talk conspiracy theories. Celebrity conspiracy theories? – [Girls] Yes. – But first, before we get into that, we owe it to the people, to the Ear Biscuiteers, to give them an update, on a your relationship that you’ve started with the guy from Bumble that we talked about. – Oh, the man I’m promised to marry. Yes. – In the episode, “How Millenials Date,” we sparked this relationship back up and I’ve been saving my questions about this guy until right now. – Because we told you to say something, but I can’t remember what we told you to say. – I said exactly what you told me to say. I said, “Sorry, “I’m terrible about checking this app. “How’s the meal prep going?” He said, “Lol, it didn’t last the whole week, “I ate them faster than anticipated.” I said, “That’s exactly what happened to me “when I tried to do it. “Also, cooking things “and thinking I’ll have ‘left overs’ is a joke.” He said, “Very true.” And that was the end of our relationship. – No! – Aww. – Well that was the end of the conversation. – Because you didn’t pick it back up. – Aww, why not? – I got tired. – Can we give you another prompt? – No. – We’ll let it go this time. – He said, “Very true,” he wasn’t exactly continuing the conversation. – No. – “Very true and by the way, “would you like to date.” – Or, “Very true?” With a question mark. I like to end all conversations that I want to continue with question marks. – What’s your objective here? How’s this gonna work? Are you trying to convince us of something? – [Girls] Yeah. – We just wanna open your eyes to the real truth which, as you’ve probably guessed, things are not quite as they seem. Especially amongst famous people, our goal is definitely to, we just wanna show you these conspiracy theories, cover the real factual evidence, that’s real. – The real factual evidence that’s real. – You’re already hedging. – Also, I’d just like to say that for me personally this is very much a play to get myself a seat at the Illuminati table. If they’re listening– – There’s a table? – Well they’re always listening. – Yeah, there’s a table, there’s a round table. Don’t you watch The DaVinci Code or whatever? – They don’t wanna be called out though, right? – Actually, no, I haven’t. – Well okay, I understand that but how am I going to get into the Eyes Wide Shut part if I don’t ask for an invite. I don’t think they’re gonna approach me. So this is my ask, with Ellie. – Yeah, I would like to be there too. But I am scared of blood. – Is this DaVinci Code or Eyes Wide Shut? What movie are we talking about? – Everything. They’re all connected. – Vanilla Sky. Probably not that one, but. – There’s Illuminati references in “Paul Blart Mall Cop.” That’s true. (laughs) – Really? That’s amazing. – Another time and place. – Don’t even get us started on Katy Perry. That’s a whole episode. – So we’re not talking about Katy Perry. – No. – How is this working? Are you combatants in this? Do you each have something that you’re bringing? – Yeah, we have something to share with you guys. I don’t actually know what she has but I know what I have and I’m prepared to be open minded to what she brings to the smaller round table. – Which is what? As an over view, what do you have? – Do you guys know who Keanu Reeves is? – Of course. (laughs) – I’ve heard of him. – Have you ever noticed how good he looks? – He’s a good looking guy. – Yeah. I can recognize that. – It’s because he’s an immortal being, who’s been with us since almost every century in time and I’m ready to prove that to you tonight. – Okay and Lizzie what are you proving? – Mine is not about immortal beings. Mine is about very mortal beings and one in particular, which is Lindsay Lohan’s identical twin. Have I hooked you? – I’m hooked. – Remember The Parent Trap? That wasn’t green screen. (explosion) – Oh, it wasn’t? – Because she played two different people in that. – No, she didn’t, Rhett, that was her identical twin, which I will get to momentarily. – There was twins in that movie? – But there has been a cover up of the twin and a cover up of Keanu’s immortality. – Yeah, it’s Keanu doing most of the work himself, he’s very thorough though. – Okay. – So where are we going first? – Let’s get into the evidence. Who are we gonna hear from? – I guess I’ll start. Obviously, 1998, we all remember The Parent Trap, the remake of the classic 1950’s or 60’s movie? – One of those. – Doesn’t matter, this is the new one. It starred Lindsay Lohan, it was her big break, she got a lot of success out of this and everybody was saying, “Oh, how amazing that this 11, 12 year old, “played two characters so convincingly. “It was incredible.” – After that she was in Herbie The Love Bug. – Well Mean Girls first, right? – Which was also a remake of a Disney movie. – Herbie The Love Bug. – Isn’t that what it was called? – I’d just like to point out that her twin was dead by then, if we’re going off of this timeline. – Oh, the twin died? – Yeah, I just spoiled something for you guys, I’m sorry. Her twin’s dead, so here’s what happened. – Well the hint’s the cover up. – That’s convenient. – Is there murder involved? – She has twin named Kelsey. There could be. Kelsey Lohan. I’d like to introduce you guys to Kelsey Lohan. After they finished filming The Parent Trap, these two incredible twins that Disney had located, there was horrible car crash in which Kelsey was tragically lost. However, Disney decided that they did not want promote a movie where a little girl had just died, obviously. – That’ll never work. – Right. Clearly the way they still make money off this, even more money, is to say that it was all Lindsay and that she was so impressive that she played both parts. So, that’s theory number one. – Buzzworthy and not sad. It’s inspiring. – Can I ask one question? I’m sure you’ll get into this but does that mean that if you watch, because typically when there’s one person playing two characters in the same movie, you can kind of tell that they cheated and like, “Oh, yeah, they don’t really cross eachother,” because that kind of stuff, those effects are really expensive. I mean it is Disney we’re talking about. – They got money. – But is it very clear that there’s lots of things that would have been very expensive effects that they could have avoided? – Well, interesting you should bring that up because some people actually do point to the accuracy of the green screen as being impressive because it was in 1998 that it came out, which means that it was shot, I believe principle shooting began in 1997 and people say that they didn’t have green screen that good because they do cross paths quite a bit in the movie. I would like you to take a look at this image here, where they are touching each other. That sounded creepy. Like friends. – [Link] Is this a still from a video? Or is this just a photo? – [Lizzie] This is a production still, supposedly, from this movie. Now, there are people who say these are not identical twins, that it’s not the same person. They note slight differences in the nose as well as in the teeth. – If you stare at it – I’m looking at the teeth. – [Ellie] long enough, it’s like a Rorschach test and I do start to see differences. And butterflies. – [Ellie] Like the after images of your eventual death. – [Link] There’s a freckle on this left cheek. – [Ellie] I think that’s our printer. – [Rhett] That’s like a photo. – [Lizzie] One has longer hair. One has shorter hair. – [Link] You’re not helping your cause. You need to be like, “Yeah, that’s a freckle and that’s not.” – [Rhett] Which one’s Lindsay? – [Link] You think it’s just the printer? – [Lizzie] Which one is Lindsay? Great question. – [Rhett] Well the one on the left of the picure has a little gum disease starting. Do you see that? – [Lizzie] That’s not Lindsay. – [Rhett] See that little gum disease starting? You don’t see that on this one. – So they other theory is that– – Dead twin had gum disease. – Yeah, well that’s why they got rid of her, which brings me to the second theory which is that Disney had a hit taken out on Kelsey. – What. – Wow. – Now I’m interested. – What is Disney have to gain from killing a child? – Guys, they didn’t want to pay two of them, they don’t have that kind of money, they had to just pay one. – Low overhead, high reward. – They were like, pick they better one and then we’ll promote that one and then we’ll off the other one and it’s fine. – It was a financial motivation? – That is the theory, yeah. – And Lindsay’s parents are just gonna be like, “Yeah, I’ll just, “Once one of my kids is dead, “you can just pay for the one that’s still living?” – It’s Dina and Michael Lohan, absolutely. – Her dad, he’s not above that kind of thing, I wouldn’t think. – What does he have to say about it? – I’m so convinced of this one. – Michael? – On the record, Michael. – I think if we met Michael in a bar or restaurant establishment, he’d probably tell us all about this. That’s my guess. They’re a mess, that’s the other thing, is the family fell apart so much and that Lindsay Lohan fell apart so much. The theory is that it was survivor’s guilt and also that she took credit for her sister’s role and that’s what the deterioration came from. And also there’s the theory that Disney paid off the family because the question I have in my head, is what you asked, like what parents would, even if the kid died accidentally in a car accident what parents would then agree to cover this up? Then you’re like, Michael and Dina Lohan. Those are the parents that would agree. – In order to get more money. But then Disney wanted to pay less money, so that doesn’t add up. – Those are two separate theories. If you’re going the more violent, Disney put a hit out on this eleven year old girl theory, then yes, that’s it. I don’t subscribe to that one. – I do. – Me neither. – I subscribe to that Kelsey was tragically lost and Disney made the best of a bad situation. – They didn’t want to make the movie. The promotion of the movie and the release of the movie just be surrounded by this tragedy. – And you can have this photoshopped image that’s passing as a production photo back. – Thank you. That is two different people and not at all photoshopped but that’s fine. Well, it’s funny you should mention the Photoshop as well because only two years ago the girl who claimed to be Lindsay Lohan’s body double, during the movie came forward. Her name is Erin Mackey, also interesting that she didn’t come forward with this until 2015 when rumors started to circulate on the internet. – Body Double? And what does she say? You’re talking a stand in or someone she acted against because she had to play both roles. – Well let me show you, Link. Because she released pictures that she says are from the set, however people think that the lighting looks very different on her versus on everyone else. – [Link] You think this body double photoshopped herself into these production photos. – [Lizzie] I think Disney photoshopped her into those photos because people started to realize what that had done. – [Ellie] Yeah, that can’t get out. – [Lizzie] No. – [Rhett] So this is the little girl who played the twin. – Yes. Also, she is seven years older than Lindsay Lohan. So they are claiming that she’s seven years older than Lindsay Lohan in those pictures. Which that does not make any sense to me. – That’s what the actual, real world timeline is supposed to be? – Yes. – Seven years older? – [Lizzie] Yes. – But how old was Lindsay in this picture? – She’s like 11. – So this girl was 18? – Allegedly. Right? Isn’t that crazy? – It makes no sense. – So you’re telling me, that right now this little girl, what’s her name? – Erin Mackey. – If you look Erin Mackey up on wiki. – Yeah, she’s on Broadway now. – She’s gonna be seven years older than Lindsay Lohan? – That’s what the Seventeen Magazine told me. My highly credible sources. – [Ellie] On Broadway. Able to afford a one-bedroom in Manhattan. Where’d she get that money? – Is that Dennis Quaid? – Yeah, Dennis Quaid and Natasha Richardson. – [Rhett] And Hillary Rodham Clinton? – [Lizzie] No. – [Rhett] It does look like Hillary, doesn’t it? Especially in this one. – It’s poor Natasha Richardson, who really did meet an untimely end. Which is sad. – Rest in peace Natasha Richardson. – That’s Liam Neeson’s wife. – She died skiing. – Oh, yeah. – That was sad. I liked her. – See, this story’s already sad, why do you have to add another dead girl to it. – I didn’t add it, Disney did. – For real, look that up. It’s supposed to be seven years difference? – Yeah. – [Rhett] If they’re claiming that then– – What? Oh, wait. – They might be the same age. – Now it’s saying the same age, man, I’m telling you I read a Seventeen Magazine thing where they were like, “She is seven years older than Lindsay Lohan.” – Seventeen. Noted. Excellent. – Don’t listen to me. – You always gotta cross check with Seventeen Magazine. – You know, Seventeen Magazine messed up. That’s on them. – That’s true. – Well it’s definitely on me but yeah. I still think those pictures look doctored. I’ll stand by that. – I don’t. – Look at her. – I don’t. – Why would you choose this picture? It’s a horrible picture. – That one is interesting. – Unless you had to choose a picture where you were the right size and height in order to Photoshop it in with Lindsay Lohan. – I’m not sure if Dennis Quaid was actually there. That head is way too large. Is his head really that big? – Yes. – Dennis Quaid has a very large head. The Quaid Boys have big heads. Which a lot of actors do. – Wait, is Randy Quaid his brother? Is that right? – Yeah. – Well Randy Quaid is involved in this, so you know there’s something weird going on. – Why do you think he’s so obsessed with The Star Whackers? They’re an assassin group amongst– – She is so right. – Hollywood A-listers. – And he’s in hiding. – It’s because he knows Randy Quaid told Dennis Quaid… – He’s in hiding where? – Canada. Or Vermont. – And Dennis Quaid saw it happen. So, that’s obvious. – Randy looks good these days though, have you seen him lately? – You just gave insight into how these conspiracy theories happen. You just added a little something. – Added a little something? I just proved a little something. – She connects the dots. – With the Randy Quaid thing, you brought him into the mix. You literally put him at the scene of this thing. – You cast dispersion. – And you cast dispersion. – Yeah but in a factual and helpful way. – In a colorful way. (laughs) – In a helpful way. – Oh, helpful. Okay. – I think that if we want to go away from facts because you seem to have a problem with those, I think what sold me on this theory when I was thinking about it was that I remember watching The Parent Trap and fundamentally being blown away… – Yes, by how good the green screen is. – By how good it is. And I’ve never felt that way about one, have you ever seen an Adam Sandler movie? – No. – [Ellie] Or an Eddie Murphy movie? – Well is it green screen or split screen? – Or a Tyler Perry movie? – If it crosses it’s green. – Yeah, that’s true. – But if it doesn’t then it’s split screen but it is exceptionally good. If it’s one person, it’s very good. – It’s amazing. I definitely thought they were two girls when I was little because I was young when this came out. – You must have been really little. – It just broke my heart that it was just one girl because I thought they were like the coolest sisters ever. And they were because they were sisters. – I remember when I found out that the little girl on Full House was actually two girls and I felt ripped off. – This is the opposite of that. – Don’t you think if they needed two girls on Full House they would need two girls for as ambitious as The Parent Trap? Hello? – And especially to play… – That’s a good point. – I mean think about it, you’ve got two girls playing on person, it’s four times as hard for one person to play two people. – That’s the math? That’s the actor math? – It is the math because if you’ve got two people playing half a role and then you’ve got on person playing two roles. – What are the child labor laws on that? – Four times one half is two. That is the math. – Quadruplets. – I don’t mean to make this about us but whenever we are writing the doppleganger part of buddy system and we know we were gonna have to do a bunch of split screen acting against ourselves and we had a couple of green screen shots. – And they’re very obviously green screened. – We were like we gotta minimize this because we know it’s not gonna be fun to act against nobody. – Disney wasn’t paying for it, though. – You’re saying you don’t have the same budget as Disney? – 1997, though. 20 years ago. – Late 90’s Disney. Okay, what’s the budget for The Parent Trap? – That is not information that I have but I do have computer in front of me. – They’ve locked it up. No one can access that. – Hold on. – Look, I’ll look that up. – I can’t reach because her glass is in the way. – I got it. – [Rehtt] The budget for. – [Lizzie] 1998 is the one we’re looking for. – [Ellie] 15.5 million. – That is not that much money. – That’s really low. – That’s really low and that is really good green screen. – That actually just really helped your theory a lot because it if was 25, 30 million. – Once you paid Dennis Quaid. – Yeah, he was the entire budget. – He’s taking seven down, or something. – Your green screen line item is nil. – It is awfully suspicious. Also, there is a name for this twin. I could not figure out where the name came from. I can’t tell if someone just decided that this girl was named Kelsey Lohan or if my theory about Michael Lohan is accurate and that he was three deep in a bar and told someone about this story. Which, that’s my bet. – I definitely think that’s true. – I think Michael Lohan spilled the beans. Not Dina. – What else you got? How deep does this go? Is there another… What do you call it when something seals the deal? – Is there a– – A smoking gun. – Is there a body. – You’re not convinced? (laughs) – Where’s the body? (laughs) – I do have one more additional detail. – You have one more point. – This is an important one. A commenter on one of our This is Mythical Videos actually recently just theorized that I have a twin named Amber who only steps in to do nasty food challenges that I don’t want to do and I would like to take this moment right now to confirm that that is true and it’s really useful to have a twin that I don’t have to pay or let out of the closet except for when I don’t wanna do a food video. – You keep her in a closet? – Yeah. – She likes it in there. – It’s like in Real Genius. – Did she also get her hair cut? – She had to. – And you didn’t tell us about her. – No, I don’t want you to pay her the salary, just me. So I saved you the issue that Disney had. You don’t have to choose to kill one of us. – But now that we know she exists. – What you’re really saying is that you Parent Trapped us. – Yeah, you never know. – Isn’t that the plot of Parent Trap? That they only have one kid? – You guys broke up and we brought you back together. – It’s actually a really of a messed up movie when you think about it. Their parents got divorced and then they were like, “Well I want to live in London,” and he’s like, “Well I wanna live in Napa.” and they’re like, “Let’s just split up the kids “and lie to them and tell them they’re only children,” and they’re like, “Okay,” and then they split up. – That’s what happens in the movie? – Then they go to summer camp. – They meet at summer camp – And then also, inexplicable why they don’t realize they’re twins immediately. They look at each other and go, “Wow, we look alike.” – Hayley Mills was the original one and she didn’t have a twin. – So they did the remake in this same way. – That movie is rough. – The movie’s really bad. – That movie, it’s rough, it looks like they’re just shooting her in separate rooms and then putting them in… – They didn’t have the green screen. – She just ran across the room to the other side and is like, “Yeah, lets get our parents back together.” – So if Disney is twisted enough to remake such a twisted plot line. What kind of parents lie to their children in that way. – Terrible parents. – But then, spoiler alert, they brought them back together. In both versions. – Which is also messed up to make children of divorce hope for their parents getting back together because that’s not gonna happen and probably shouldn’t happen if they’re divorced. Just personal opinion. – But kids of divorced parents are hopeful for multiple generations because of the two versions of the movie. Thanks to Disney. – Thanks Disney. – So if they’re that ruthless, you’re telling me they could probably off a child in order to save a little money to put in towards the green screen budget of the next Parent Trap three. – I don’t believe that they would kill a kid. – I don’t either. – But I think they’d cover it up. – But I think that if it happened and she hadn’t broken out yet they might cover it up. – That’s the thing, she’s completely unknown. – I think there would be lots and lots of pictures of them together as kids that people would be finding. – Well before the digital age. How hard is it to get rid of those? It’s not like now because I thought the same thing too. – Just a fire – Fire place. – Throw those Polaroids right in the fire. – There’s no digital legacy, there’s no Facebook or anything of these kids. If all you have– – You don’t think Disney would get rid of Haley Duff if they could? (laughs) – Or what’s the other one? What’s Jessica Simpson’s– – Cole Sprouse? No, Cole Sprouse is the good one. – What? Who is that? – Sorry, these are other Disney twins. – The Sprouse boys. The Sprouse twins. – I like them both actually. – I’d say it’s plausible. – Well anything is plausible. Well lots of things are plausible. It’s not impossible but it’s not probable. – Alright, Seventeen Magazine really messed me up. – Let’s see what Ellie’s got. Ellie, what you got? – Keanu Reeves is an immortal being. – This starts in a plausible place. – She’s grabbing something. – Keanu’s under the table. – She’s grabbing some prints. – This is all the evidence you should need and if that doesn’t convince you enough, I have lots of things to go into. – 1994 to 2008. – The man does not age. So my question is, how. And here is why. He is immortal. – Well his eyes got smaller in 2008. – [Rhett] That’s the one thing that happened. He didn’t really get any wrinkles. His jawline stayed pretty much the same. – [Ellie] Almost identical. – [Link] Does he have a beard in John Wick? – [Lizzie] Yeah, he does. – [Link] How does a man with that pattern of facial hair actually pull off a beard? – [Lizzie] It’s a good beard too. – Almost as if he has some elixir in his bloodstream. – Or he just grows a solid beard. – I think his beard is supplemented with makeup. Makeup artist. – I actually have a point about that, we will get there. – He looks pretty good. – Fourteen years later. That doesn’t look like fourteen years of age. – Any man should be jealous of that type of aging. If that doesn’t covince you alone and I understand your first question when you’re told that Keanu Reeves might be immortal is, why are we just seeing him now? He’s lived for however many eons and we’re just hearing about him now. Spoiler alert, he’s popped up through history other times. There’s a whole website dedicated to proving this called, Keanuisimmortal.com. – Well that’s a convenient name. – They’ve got the domain handle and they did it right. – I wonder if they had to buy that off of some dude who was like squatting on it. – He’s like, “Yeah, I know one day.” Or Keanu probably, himself. – If he’s always been around. – That’s how he’s making the money. – He’s been very careful but he’s definitely slipped up in the past. I think he has fun with it. So the first time Keanu has popped up and I think this is around the time he was born and became immortal is with the Great Emperor Charlemange. I don’t know if you’re aware of Charlemange. – Is that the Magna Carta we’re talking about? Is that a different one? – I actually don’t know about that. – What years are we talking about? – We’re talking about 800 A.D to 814 A.D. So he’s most notable as an emperor of The Holy Roman Empire and he pursued an aggressive campaign to protect the papacy and helped pushed the spread of Christianity throughout the Roman Empire and modern day Europe. – Are we talking about Keanu? – I know it doesn’t sound like Keanu. – [Link] Or Charlemange? – We’re talking about Charlemange but he’s also Keanu. – Hold on, I thought he was gonna be like an assistant. – You’re telling me Charlemange is Keanu? – Yes, I am. – You’ve got pictures of Charlamange? – Yes, I do. – They didn’t have photographs back then. – Yeah but when you’re a famous Holy Roman Emperor you have portraits. Check this out. Don’t look at the bottom one yet. – Was he English? Was he French? – He was Italian and sort of Turkish. – Oh, really? – He went through, I’m not an expert on Charlemange, I am an expert on how he is similar to Keanu. – Well Charlemange’s beard here is a lot more than Keanu. – [Ellie] They have matching patchiness. – [Rhett] You see how beardy he can get. – [Lizzie] That’s the same beard shape, it really is. – [Ellie] And I couldn’t find a picture of Keanu with a crown but I feel like they hold it on their head similarly. – [Rhett] Look at the patch on each side of his soul patch. He’s got a negative beard there around the soul patch. Keanu has the same thing. – You can hang a whole theory on that, guy. – What other evidence about Charlemange? – Here’s the thing is that, you may think, “No, he can’t be Charlemange, “because Charlemange caused so much bloodshed “with forcefully making people be Christians and stuff.” But I feel like if you were Keanu and you were just turned immortal, I feel like you’d have a lot of angst and you’d just go wild and you’d want to go hard as an immortal being. You can’t die, why not do all these things. – Go hard or go home. – The Holy Roman Emperor. He did all this stuff and I think that’s why he chilled out later, in his later centuries. – That’s why he made Point Break? – There’s nothing at stake. You know you’re gonna live forever. – From the Magna Carta to Point Break. – You gotta ride the wave, baby. – This is your only evidence for him being Charlemange? Is that he has two negative beard spaces? – They match though. I’m looking at the, okay, I jumped ahead. – The nose is pretty similar. – I’ll give you that. I’m asking is that it for Charlemange? – No, it is not. – I just wanna make one point though, I did jump ahead a tiny bit and the negative space on the right side of Keanu’s chin does appear to match the same on Charlemange’s. I’m just saying. The soul patch is slightly off center. Look at the next picture. See what I’m saying? – [Rhett] Yeah. – There we go. – A beard, or a lack of beard is not a finger print. – Okay but listen to this. – Have you ever stuck your beard in ink at the police station? – No, Rhett. – Have you? – No, but I will now. – You get arrested for something you’re insisting to put your beard in there. – No, let me stick my beard in there. (laughs) It’s more reliable. – This is the only silver lining I have for being arrested because I get to finally do this thing that I talked about on a podcast where I was being convinced that Keanu Reeves is Charlemange. – When did he rear his head next? – The way Charlemange died is the most interesting. – Charlemange. I like how– – Charlemange. So he fell ill with “pluracy,” which is an inflammation of the chest cavity which is very uncommon in that time. It’s weird not to die with like weird skin rashes and stuff. He didn’t look like he was dying from the outside. Then one day he was just like, “Oh, my son, “you’re gonna be the emperor, “I’m gonna go die now,” and literally laid down in a bed and was like, “Give me my last rights,” and he died. It’s like literally being like, “uh-huh, “I’m really dying, “I’m dead now,” and then closed his eyes. And then he was entombed above ground and some guy, some emperor Otto from The Count of the Palace of Akin went to go visit him. They claimed that Charlemange, “Was seated “on throne, wearing a crow and holding a scepter “and his flesh was almost entirely incorrupt.” Because he wasn’t corrupt because he wasn’t dead, he was just depressed. – Was he talking? – They didn’t make anything up back then. – He was just sitting. – You know in Twilight the really old Italian vampries who are just really slow and don’t do anything because they’re so bored because they’ve been immortal for so long. – Yes, I do. – That’s what I’m imagining. – You run out of the zest for life when it doesn’t end. – He had a low point there, he died, he was emperor, he thought he’d done it all. What am I gonna do? – A low point in the tomb. – He’s just sitting there. – In a tomb on a throne. – Haven’t you seen the Sad Keanu meme. That’s probably what he was doing. He just takes breaks where he sits on park benches or in tombs and is sad for a little bit and then gets back in the game. I’m on board with it. – Then what was the next point in the game, though. Like when did he bounce back? – He was depressed, he was sad, he was over being immortal, pops back up in the nineteenth century as Paul Mounet. – That was quite a break. I gotta say that was quite a break. – He had to stay out of the public eye a little bit. – For 1000 years? – You don’t wanna arouse suspicion. – I have a kind of complicated theory that he’s also Hamlet but we don’t have to go into that. – Was Hamlet real? – Yeah, he’s based off this guy named Amleth, who was a– – A whiny Danish prince? – Yeah, basically. – I hate Hamlet. – He was a Scandinavian prince who went through the exact same trivals and he died mysteriously also and there’s photo evidence that they kind of look similar. – Whoa. – But back to Paul Mounet. – The artist? – This is not the artists this is M-O-U-N-E-T. – Mounet. – He was an actor in France in the nineteenth century. – Started working on his actor chops. – That’s him right there and don’t they look the same? – [Link] Different Beard than Charlemange. – [Lizzie] Just a little bit more beard wax, that’s all. – [Link] Well he doesn’t connect. He has soul patch. – [Rhett] He has a soul patch but maybe that’s a style choice. That could be a style choice. – [Ellie] I think that’s a French thing to be honest. – [Link] It means he shaved under there. – [Rhett] Yeah, he definitely shaved under there. – Yeah but it kinda grows in the same sort of plume. – You’re telling me that Keanu Reeves had over 150 years or so to work on his acting and he’s as good as he is now? – Yes, he’s amazing. What are you talking about? – Are you saying that he’s bad at acting? Have you ever seen Point Break? Matrix? – John Wick? – Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure? – Parenthood? – Not because of Keanu. – Especially The Matrix. I’ve seen Speed. – Okay, this is a fundamental disagreement and it is subjective and I do only care about facts. (laughs) – I care about opinions and I love Keanu Reeves and I don’t think he’s that bad an actor. Oh wait, he was in that Shakespeare movie and that was bad but he was just throwing you off the trail. He as in Much Ado About Nothing as the villain and he’s very bad in it but now that I’m thinking about it that could have been a red herring. – Because he was a villain. – No because he wanted to be bad at Shakespeare– – But he never does an accent, though. A man who has been around for 1000 years… – Wouldn’t that be a smoking gun? Like he’s too good at accents, he has to protect himself? – No matter what role he plays he talks like a dude from Southern California. – That’s so smart. – I think that’s safe. – Okay, you’re right. – Just to go back to Shakespeare and my theory that he is actually Hamlet. In modern Keanu’s lifetime he filmed Speed, which was a breakout hit, it was the one with the bus that wouldn’t turn off with Sandra Bullock. Buses turn on and off. – They do. – He turned down 11 million dollars for Speed 2, instead to play the lead in a production of Hamlet at a humble Canadian theater in Manitoba, weird, right? – That is weird. – Speed 2 was terrible. – Did Jason Patrick play his character? – You don’t think he would play bad sequals? John Wick, Matrix, come on. Bill and Ted 2? – None of those are bad. – What I’m saying is the man is not opposed to sequals. So he turns down Speed 2, he turns down 11 million dollars for Speed 2 to do the Shakespeare play of Hamlet and this review from Roger Lewis in the Sunday Times said, “He quite emobodied the innocence, “the splendid fury, the animal grace “of the leaps and bounds, “the emotional violence that formed the Prince of Denmark, “he is one of the top three Hamlet’s I have ever seen “for a simple reason: He is Hamlet.” (laughs) – Roger Lewis knew! – So did Richard. – All the Lewis’s knew but I sure didn’t. – Is there footage of him? – No, there’s no footage and isn’t that weird, too? – No it’s a Manitoban production of Hamlet. – Yeah, that’s not weird. – They didn’t have a green screen budget either. – Was he using an accent? – No, he’s still Keanu. You have to have the conceit of being Keanu. Generally in Shakespeare, I’ve seen a lot of Shakespeare plays, they don’t really put them on. Unless you see British actors, I think the modern concept now is to not necessarily have to do an accent because it wouldn’t have sounded anything like a British accent anyway. – Because it’s not cool anymore. – I think British accents from that time sounded like garbled trash. – Yet, he is Hamlet. – He can’t shuffle off that mortal coil, how sad. – He’s stuck on the coil, it’s a coil that never ends. – That must be a Hamlet reference. – We’re from Buoy’s Creek. – It’s just like The Lion King, that’s the plot of Hamlet. – Shout out to my Shakespeare friends out there. I played a man servant in one production in college and I had three lines. – Which one? – The one with the changing genders and stuff. – What? I don’t think that’s… – It’s the one that She’s The Man is Based off of. – That’s a different play. – No matter what the play, you should never be relegated to play just a man servant. – Thank you. – That’s Twelfth Night, isn’t it? – Twelfth Night, I was a man servant. – I thought you were saying in Hamlet you played it. – No, no. – Another Shakespeare– – I was just shouting out Shakespeare in general. – What else? – I had teased earlier about how he many have hired help from make up artists to help age him perhaps? There is a photo of Pail Mounet, the French actor looking older but it looks weird. It kinda looks like if you put your face in an app to look older. – Well they had those in the nineteenth century. – They did not but they did have make up brushes and the other make up things. – Do we have historic pictures where it’s like, “Oh, that’s Keanu.” I see those floating around the internet. A group photo of miners in like rural, somewhere on earth. – Miners or Minors? – Both and Keanu’s just one of them. – Keanusimmortal.com tracks all of these photos. These are the ones that there is information about the men in the photos that can connect them to Keanu. I wouldn’t wanna come to you with just a picture. I’ve got everything to back it up. Also, no one found Paul Mounet’s body after he died. – Are you saying that once he becomes who he’s going to become in a particular generation he’s got to kind of live the life and then die. – Don’t you think that’s fufilling? That’s the only way I’d want to be immortal. – Maybe the only ones we’ve seen. You’re talking about him have 800 year gaps in between these we don’t know what he’s doing in there. – Maybe he wasn’t always in the public eye. – He was being a miner. – Everyone once and a while he decides, “Okay, this lifetime I’m gonna be in the public eye.” – Or he tries something out for three years, maybe you hate it and then maybe you disappear for a while, roam around, come back. – Paul Mounet started out as a doctor and he was pretty good it and then he decided to quit and do acting and that’s what he really likes and now modern Keanu is an actor. – Is there something you’re holding back? Is there like a big clincher? – Yes, I do have a big clincher. – Like an empty tomb? I know he’s not dead yet. – We did cover an empty tomb, so that was one of my first points. – He was there, he was sitting on the throne. – I was to say that in 2003 Keanu actually made waves when he gifted $50 million of his Matrix earnings to the unsung heroes of the production, the costume and special effects teams. – What? $50 million dollars he gave to the costume and special effects teams? – From Matrix? – Hold on, he made $50 million dollars off of The Matrix? – And more so. – He must have made more than that. – He donated 50 million of his Matrix money to the costume department. – How did he make that much money off of that movie? – When asked about it, he said, and I quote, “Money is the last thing I think about, “I could live on what I have already made “for the next few centuries.” Sounds like the way an old Holy Roman Emperor would talk. One with tons of gold in their attic for when they need it while they’re immortal. – Well let me just say that I’m looking up Keanu Reeve’s as a kid and all you see is pictures of him since the Bill and Ted era. Then like babies. – Bill and Ted which was about traveling through time. Why was he so good at it? Why was it so successful? Because he’s done it. – He does it at the speed of time. – There’s this one picture that they’re using. – [Lizzie] That is not Keanu Reeves. – [Rhett] This is from Reddit and it says, “So turns out Keanu Reeves is immortal, wtf?” – Yeah, that’s not Keanu Reeves. – Here’s one more. – That’s definitely him. – This is A and E. That is a pretty convincing. – Nope, unconvinced. – But you would expect– – That looks like him. – [Ellie] No that looks like Riley Blevins who I went to middle school with. – [Ellie] His nose is wrong. It’s a different nose. – [Rhett] You do expect to see more though. – [Link] Pre-pubescent. – [Rhett] That’s the only piece of evidence that we’ve got? Some A and E thing? – He also has a sister that doesn’t look like him at all. “A sister.” – Well here’s my question– – Why’d he give $50 million dollars to the costume crew specifically? I’m astounded by that. – That is the biggest piece of evidence. – He wore a black trench coat the whole time. He was frustrated, he wanted something more? – I just wanna say the “Keanu is immortal” theory is gaining a lot of traction in the past five years and I think it will continue to do so as Keanu gets older but doesn’t age, weird. I think he did that to get in really good with some trusted make up and special effects workers. I bet he made friends with a special effects person on that set and they were like, “Okay, I’ll do this for you in 40 years, “if you give back to my profession.” – Give me $50 million dollars? – Not me. I think that’s a good special effects worker that’s trying to get in good with the whole special effects team. – Wouldn’t he just die though? Isn’t that the easy, just die and go away for a little bit. – I think he likes living his life. He did so much work to become the Keanu Reeves we know now. – It’s a lot tougher to die now than it used to be though. – That’s true. Yeah, it’s getting harder. – Think about it. – You can’t just have “pluracy” and die in a weird tomb. – There’s coroners and there’s people to certify the death. – Why do you think Paul Mounet stopped being a doctor? Because there would be too many questions. He would have too many doctor friends. – This theory will be vindicated if in one point in the future Keanu Reeves is killed in some sort of accident where they can’t find his body. – He’s really into motorcycles. Knock on wood, I really don’t want Keanu Reeves to die, I love him. I knocked on wood too loud and it’s an audio recording but that’s how much I don’t want that to become true. – That’s why you want to believe this because you want him to be immortal. We believe what we want to believe. – I don’t want it so bad that I would be clouded by a lack of facts. I have so many facts. – So many facts. – Is it like Twilight, though? Where if we happen to meet and something, and fall in love, which could happen, could he take me with him? – No, I think that’s what’s so heartbreaking. Why do you think Hamlet is so sad? – He’s not a vampire, he’s just immortal. – What is he then? – I just want to close this out. – [Rhett] Next to a picture of Keanu throwing a baseball? – [Ellie] He’s holding like scepter and a ball thing and I just wanted to compare it similarly. – [Lizzie] That’s your worst one so far. – [Rhett] You should have broken that one out. – I just wanna bring it back. – Well they’re both left handed. – I want to bring it back to modern times and I wanna say, recently Keanu was interviewed in depth by Esquire, as promotion for his upcoming film John Wick, which is excellent. John Wick 2 actually. – It is good. – Do I have to see the first one before I watch the second one? – You don’t have to but you should because the first one is really perfect, it’s like one of my favorite movies and I get really scared in super intense action movies. – Lot of people die in that I heard. – Yeah, all of them. – Does he die? – No, there’s a sequel. – You spoiled it. – It doesn’t matter, it’s so fun, it’s just great. – Has Keanu ever died in a movie? – Great question. I don’t know. He must have. – Has he? – He didn’t die in Point Break. – He didn’t die in Devil’s Advocate. – If he did, what would that prove? – Does he die at the end of Matrix? – He doesn’t know how to die. – That’s the one thing he doesn’t have any experience with. – I’m gonna look it up. – So, he was interviewed and it was brought up, this online conspiracy that’s gaining in popularity. He responds extremely convincingly with, “Oh, what? Really?” And when the interviewer shows him these pictures of his former identities he goes, “That’s crazy. “Oh my gosh.” Which is how you respond, exactly if you had to cover up something that you know you were lying about. – I do agree with that because what you’re doing right now is what I think about when I think of Keanu Reeves acting. – Thank you so much. – That’s pretty much it. I agree, he’s acting. – And he has died. He committed suicide in the Devil’s Advocate. – No, he comes back. – And then of course he dies in the Matrix but he comes back. But in The Watcher– – And in Bill and Ted he dies and comes back. – But in The Watcher he was burned to death inside of a warehouse. – Burned to death ones are actually what vampires always did when they were pretending to die, like in Twilight. – And in The Lake House– – Have you seen The Watcher 2, when he comes back? – Hit by a bus while crossing the street but resurrects after receiving a warning. Guys, he does not die in movies. – He died in The Watcher. – That sounds like a smoking gun to me. That sounds like the clincher you were talking about. – I think he’s telling a story through all his movies. Have you ever thought about that? – He might be the greatest artist… – He resurrects in a lot of movies. – He’s leaving a trail of breadcrumbs. – of all time. And I mean all time literally in that it is all of the time there ever was. – Well Keanu if you ever wanna come on Ear Biscuits. – Please. – And either reinforce, confirm or deny this particular theory. We’ll have you on and we’ll let you guys back for that. – We’ll behave ourselves. – I would panic and die. – She might cry but it’ll be fine. She cried about five minutes into homeward bound, I’d like to point out. Which, it was beautiful. – Did you guys recently watch that together? – Yes, we did. – It’s on Netflix. – Wow. – Is that an animal movie? Do animals talk in that? – Yes, they do. – Two dogs and a cat. – Yeah, two dogs and a cat getting home. – It’s a Sally Field and Michael J. Fox. – Chance the dog looks like my dog and it’s too much. – Chance the rapper’s in it? – No. – You got an conspiracies about Homeward Bound? – Yeah, they used a bunch of different cats because when we were watching– – I don’t think that’s a conspiracy theory, I think that’s standard practice for animal movies. Yeah, they used multiple cats. – Well there budget may not have been great because one of them is wicked cross eyed and they cut to it and this cat is like staring at the camera with both eyes pointing in and none of the other ones have that. – It’s tough for the animals to cooperate. – Or look in one direction. Stop looking at your nose cat. – My conspiracy is that all the animals they used to film Homeward Bound are still alive because I just want it be true. – No, they are all very dead. – They’re all dead. – They’re all very dead. – What if they’re not though? – They’re so dead Ellie. – What a nightmare making that movie. – That’s what we kept saying the whole time, the production nightmare of this. – Anyway, Keanu Reeves, see John Wick 2, he’s immortal. Here’s one last quote. He was interviewed by his motorcycle hobby, and he was asked if his immortality factored into his riding style of motorcycles and he answers, “Well, you know it does actually.” So, he confirmed it himself. – What do you mean he was interview by his motorcycle hobby? – About his motorcycle hobby. – Oh, by Esquire. Okay. – And they threw the immortal theory at him? – They showed him the immortal thing and then they asked him about it later. – He’s like, “Well actually, it does.” That is the way to play it. Don’t deny it, just embrace it. It is funny how it seems that in all of his interviews now they are asking him about his immortality. Which is kind of funny. I bet that gets old. – Yeah, that’d be a bummer. – Forever. – He must be pretty used to it. – This has been intriguing. – You’ve got me thinking. I’m gonna be thinking about this every time I see Keanu in a movie. – Think about Kelsey Lohan too, lets not forget the twin that died. – And Lindsay, every time I see her, I’m not gonna see her in any more movies. – She, who never existed, rest in peace. – She existed. (laughs) – Well thanks guys for coming in. – Thanks for having us. – Any time. (laughs) (theme music) – And there you have it, we are conspiracy theoried up thanks to Lizzie and Ellie. And then that conversation wrapped up. I just got back from darting to the restroom. – Darting? That’s not what I call it. – I dated so I didn’t sharted. It was one or the other and I didn’t get to tell them goodbye. – It’s okay, I took care of it. – I mean, I’ll see them. I see them everyday because they work here. – An interesting point that Lizzie made as she was exiting, she pulled up the Seventeen article that she had read and there is a Seventeen article that definitively says that the girl who played the stand in is seven years older than Lindsay Lohan. She thinks the Wikipedia entry has been edited because it’s so easy to edit Wiki. So, the conspiracy deepens. At one point Seventeen Magazine was part of this. – I actually got a little lost because I didn’t understand why her being seven years older would have mattered because she was just a stand in. – That the stand-in photos were doctored… – Because they look the same age? – But the girl is seven years older than her in real life than those photos could never exist. Instead it was actually her twin, Kelsey who was in those photos originally and was taken out and replaced with a stand in. – If I had understood that at the time, instead of thinking about my bowels, in that moment. I got lost. – I could tell you were distracted. – What can I do? Then I would have been convinced. Better late than never. – It’s that easy. – I hope you’re convinced to continue to Ear Biscuit with us. Let us know what you think using #EarBiscuits, everywhere hashtags are found. Leave comment on Youtube, a review on Itunes or anywhere else that you’re able to comment. It’s all helpful. – It all helps. – It’s good stuff for us. – Continue to share the Biscuits with friends, loved ones, enemies. Send one to you ex. Send an Ear Biscuit to your ex. – I’d kill for a real biscuit right now. 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