Episodes To Watch Before Bed (Marathon)

Would you like to sleep with us? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Marathon and happy 4th of July if you celebrate. How important is REM? Uh, today? I’d say they’ve made their mark, but let’s face it, it’s not 1983. I’m talking about rapid eye movement. You know the stage of sleep where you dream the most. Oh, okay. Well then it’s very important. If I don’t get enough sleep, it’s the end of the world as we know it. Oh, well. The intention of this marathon is to comfort you during your deepest stages of REM with epihodes, epihodes, where my epihodes at. Here we are. Episodes, hand selected to be, a sleep companion you can always come back to. Yeah, because we have heard that many Mythical Beasts – It is not that the show puts ’em to sleep, it’s just that they like to have it on while they’re sleeping. Well, that’s what you choose to believe. Yes it is. So we’re gonna give you a marathon and I don’t know how, I don’t know how healthy that is. Let’s just be honest. I dunno how healthy it is to have a screen on. A lot of people fall asleep to sounds of from a screen. So people need it and we’re, we’re not judging you. We’re giving you what you need. It seems like we’re judging you, but we’re giving you this marathon, we giving you more of it, of the Coziest snoozes and altogether most trance inducing episodes of Good Mythical Morning to carry you off into dreamland. Yes. No judgment. This episode, uh, the first one we’ll watch is ranking Weird Sleeping Habits from June 10th, 2022. Today we learn about your most intimate sleeping habits. Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Morning. One of the things that I am sincerely, really grateful for about myself, okay, is that I rarely, if ever, have trouble falling asleep. Yes. And that makes me jealous and angry, and of course keeps me up all night. Ironic, along with it being too hot or my wife making a weird sound. Like sometimes like that, like in the middle of the night, you never know what’s gonna come outta that woman’s mouth. That beautiful mouth, or I can’t stop thinking about the time a waiter said, enjoy your dinner. And I responded with you too. Oh yeah. Okay. You can get in your own head right before you fallen asleep. Mm-hmm. But everybody pretty much has some kind of special habit Yes. To help ’em get into sleepy Land. And today we’re gonna find out which might be the most common. Or uncommon, uh, according to you, it’s time for, we all do strange things to fall asleep. Like do you hug your two dogs and then quietly we, I do. Oh, I’m sorry. Here’s how this game works. We survey mythical beasts about some of the things people need or need to do in order to fall asleep, and you voted based on what you actually do when it’s time to go. 99. Mm-hmm. So this gave us a ranking of the most common bedtime habits. So now we’re gonna see if we can put them in the right ranked order. And you get to find out how weird you are in the way that you fall asleep. We’re gonna be working together to place it on the Board of Sleeping Habits. Based on how you voted. Number 10 being the least common with the least votes. And number one being the one that got the most votes. Meaning it’s the most common? Yeah. Pres sleep routine. That’s usually how most common works. And Chase, our brainy research assistant, has already put three spots up there on the board, locked them into place. Thank you, chase. Thank you. Chase. Number nine. Must have back against wall You instead of sleeping, standing up. I think it means like you’re sleeping on your side, but you’re, you’re facing wall. You’re facing the wall. You’re facing anybody who can come in. Yeah. Number seven must have legs crossed. Oh, I don’t, that’s interesting. I don’t know if that’s a good idea. I don’t, I don’t cross my legs. I, you might get, I cross my feet. You might get testicular. Torsion. Torsion. Oh, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t ever say that. Number five Must have TV on. Ooh, that’s bad. You don’t want that blue light in your sleep and the sound. Yes, my mama does that. If we get seven outta 10, these correct. We’re gonna get tucked in for a good night’s sleep. Oh, okay. Well, let’s see. Our first intimate sleeping habit. Oh, oh, this is retro. How to fall asleep. Oh my. After a long day of switchboards switching and factory things, this lovely couple is ready to get some much needed shuteye, but oh no, it’s far too warm. You can’t possibly fall asleep unless you see your own breath. Let’s turn down the thermostat. Oh, Christy does that there. Is it that better every night? Of course we don’t sleep in separate beds yet. That’s an old time, and yet, uh, that happens as you get older. Okay. My grandparents slept in separate beds now in the same room. What I wanna watch that sitcom. Yeah. Yeah. I’m very interested in this couple. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, not, not a lot of great dialogue, though. This is super common. I, well, and I’m not just saying that because I do it, because I’ve just found that if it’s cold, yeah. First of all, I’ve woken up many times and the reason that I woke up was sweaty. It was too hot. And so, and actually research shows that you’re, you need to have it down at like in the low sixties to get a good night’s sleep. I love for it to be cold and then to be under all those covers, man, this could be number one, but would they start with number one? Would they do that? No, they wouldn’t do that to us. Maybe it’s number three. Number three is what I was feeling. Hey, listen, we’re gonna put it in number three for now and we can switch it later. Of course. Alright, let’s see the next one. You’ve been wearing clothes all day at the factory, doing factory things. You don’t wanna be weighed down with buttons and sleeves. Bedtime is a time to let loose. Oh God. Very loose now. Doesn’t that feel like freedom? Too much eye contact, Chris? Yeah. Pantry. Like you really sunk into it. A lit. Just one too many sinks. Just, oh, David Hill’s out on the, on this on this day. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn’t want his eye contact either though. I know. No offense Chris. No. I know you have specific, uh, feelings about this ’cause I will fall asleep. Food dude, nude, uh, it depends on what the pre-B bedtime activities are. So depending on how that went, sometimes I’ll be like, ah, okay, I’m just gonna go to sleep and then I won’t. Sometimes you just are, you just find yourself asleep. Yeah. Right. And so this is probably, I mean, how often, I mean, how many nights outta the week? I don’t know. This is probably six nights outta the week for me. Uh, no, I would just say that this isn’t uncommon for me. I can’t do it, man. I can’t do it. I gotta, you have to put on your t-shirt, I gotta put on the clothes you have to put after you put on a t-shirt, right? Yeah, it’s a t-shirt. And what’s on the bottom box? Boxers. Box And and what you got? Socks. No socks. Uhuh And a little fully nude man. A little hat. When my wear a little hat. My skin is, I don’t wear hat, A little hair. When my skin is against skin, like when my legs are. When, when my, when the, the crotch part of my legs is against each other. The thighs they call that. Yeah. Then that it might get a little, what’s the crotch part of my legs again? Might get a little damped, you know, uh, or the arm against the side, like all of this, like skin on skin stuff. I would think that most people need to have something on, let’s put this at 10. All the way At 10. I was thinking maybe eight, but I mean, let’s go eight. Eight. I, I agree with that. There’s gotta be something that’s a little bit I tried, but I just keep waking up and like, my body’s telling me to wake up and put on cups. You tried it? I’ve tried it. I mean, it’s like, it sounds you like tonight’s the night, anything nude? I, I like the idea of it. Anything? Well, I can think of some things like, let’s see, like weed eating. Yeah. You don’t, yeah, you don’t wanna cut the grass nude. All right. Let’s see another one. This lady also enjoys sleeping fine and free of garments. What the. Except of course, for one small detail, she keeps on her socks and never exposes her. Surprisingly large, but very ladylike feet. Keep those big kahunas covered lady. Wow. Emily got naked too. Yep. Must be nude with socks. Socks, Emily, Chris getting naked. So thi this is very specific morning. This has gotta be less common than someone who’s fully nude. ’cause you’re saying, I thought that socks on might be one. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Like in addition to whatever you’ve got on. But if you have to be nude, accept your socks. That’s wild, man. This has gotta be number 10. Do you ever sleep with your socks just in general on Uhuh? Me neither. No. How do, how do you, how do you go about it? Chase, what’s your, uh, are you, are you ever nude? No, I typically just do like boxer shorts or like sleep shorts. Uh, you’re only nude in our office, correct? Yeah. For photo ops. Photo ops or just like, you know, to go and think meditate. Right. You know? Right, right, right. Naked thinking. Yeah. So we have to put this below fully new, which makes it has to be number two. We’re saying that this is the least common one. So we’re, so as these next we might come out, but we we’re gonna move those up as a unit. Just don’t forget that. Yeah, yeah. I won’t. New with socks on. Less common than fully nude. Write that down. So what’s it, what’s gonna happen next with this couple? Are they ever gonna go to sleep? I’m intrigued. Not everyone has to cover up their big giant lady feet. This gentleman likes hanging his little pigs outside the covers in the open air. Hmm. Breezy. This is insane. No, no it’s not. I do, I do this. Really, I’ll throw out a foot. I’ll throw out a leg. I’m more likely to want to put socks on than I am to expose my feet. There’s something about the feet being the monster. Well, especially if, if you’ve got it to be too cold, I’d much rather like expose, like pull down the covers a little bit and let the pecs come out or something. You know, like let part of your, the sardine can, yeah. Right. You just peel from the top, not from the bottom. I’m on the left side of the, I’ll throw my left leg out for to cool off. ’cause I like the covers here, but I like, I, you know what I, that upper thigh juice, you gotta let that, you gotta let that cool off. But that’s not a foot. That’s a whole leg. Okay. You’re right. But if it seems like it might be more common than being feet hot with socks on. Feet. Feet get hot. This is common. Four. I’m say four. Okay. I’m staying outta this one. Seems nuts to me. Let’s see some more of this. You may be a factory man, but you are never too old to enjoy being swaddled like a baby. Wrap yourself up like a caterpillar. Mommy baby. My good man. Isn’t that a little too tight? Ah, it’s so nice to be snug as a bug in a bed. So a burrito roll, a tight roll that’s a mummy tight thing. Must be wrapped in sheets like a mummy. I mean, you can’t do that with, with a partner in the bed with you unless you have your own covers. I’ve, I mean, I’ve thought about the separate covers thing. Same bed, separate covers, because I have a technique for when I slippery slope. I told my wife about this. I’m like, baby, here’s what I do. When I, and she got so mad at me when I explained this. I said, when I roll over, yeah. I li specifically lift the covers and then roll so it doesn’t pull. And she’s like, she looks at me and she’s like, because I mean, she, she rolls. You’re basically giving her a note, backhanded a sleeping note. She’ll roll and just pull, pull me over and wake me up. You know, it’s like taking, she’s trying to take you with her. Oh yeah. When she, I usually make that noise when she does that. I don’t think it’s that common. I think it’s right. I think we’re so wrong about so many of these. I think when, when it’s revealed, all of ours are gonna be wrong. The ones that we put up here, throw it at six, gotta put it at six. It can’t be more common do you think? Common than cold. Okay. When I can’t sleep, I watch Brendan Frazier’s The Mummy. Yep. Uhhuh. That’ll put you straight to sleep. That’s pertinent. Thanks for adding that. That was, that was pertinent. Um, before we go to the next thing, we do want to add one more thing that’s almost as pertinent. Yes. Uh, you’ve been waiting for the day and this is the day Uhhuh tickets for Mythic are on sale now. Yes. Including the Mega Beast and Super Mega Beast Package and. Those sound amazing, but they are amazing. Yes. They also are amazing. Listen, and Mythic Con is amazing. It is an entire weekend a mythical with us in the flesh. We’re bringing along the mythical crew as well. It’s a convention. It’s a convention. We’re, that’s what Con stands for. We’re taking over a ranch outside Austin, Texas on Halloween weekend. It’s gonna be wild. Wild. Everything you need to know is@mythicontickets.com. But do not wait because tickets are limited. Okay? Do not wait. Go to mythic on tickets.com to make your purchase right now. Alright, let’s see the next one, just because you are winding down to bed doesn’t mean you should let your guard down, sleep soundly knowing you are ready for anything because you are facing the door. Look out intruders, bears, and ghosts. Nothing can get past this little lady. Okay? Sleeping with a bat. So this is. In addition to or separate from having your back against the wall? Mm-hmm. In my previous house, in the bedroom, my bed, because the bedroom was pretty small and the bed was pretty big ’cause I’m a big man. The bed was all the way up against two walls. So the back and the side of the bed? Yeah. And I was on the side of the bed that was against the wall. So when I got out of the bed at night, I had to crawl over, go over my wife. Yeah. You had to crawl over? Yeah. Would you like stand on the bed? But the way that your leg is you could just do that pretty easily. Oh, she never knew. Sometimes she would startle me with a, as I got close to her. But yeah, we’re really outta whack. This is not number one or number two, but we’ve gotta put it at number two. This is so ridiculous, man. Chase, you’re gonna be, you’re gonna be hurting when we have to switch these around. Do we get anything for being completely wrong? No. Alright, let’s watch our last one. Having a fierce protector watching the door doesn’t mean you’ll always feel safe and secure. Even a factory man needs a little comfort now and then. You need your favorite Teddy, Mr. Chunky. And now you are finally ready to hit the hay Goodnight factory man. Goodnight lady. Big beat and goodnight, Mr. Chunky. Um, now I had, I had a Mr. Chunky as a kid. It was a bunny. I had Bunny, I had Teddy. And um, last time I went home and visited my mom. I found Bunny in a drawer. ’cause I like to rummage through drawers when I’m back home. And, uh, I thought he was gone. Like I hadn’t seen him in 20 years. Well, you know, here’s a picture right now. You know, I don’t, you’re showing a picture. I don’t collect things, but I have my teddy bear from my first birthday. It still in my house. I mean, I don’t sleep with it, but it’s in, it’s in a drawer in the attic. And I don’t have anything from that time in my life. But I’ve got that teddy bear still squeaks what? The dogs are now like our comfort items, but ironically, I think they’re the reason that we don’t get a good night’s sleep because these dogs are moving around. So we gotta put the comfort item at number one, put it in number one, which I don’t think it’s number one, but it’s gotta be, I mean, having a comfort item, I think even in adulthood, that must be relatively common. Alright, Stevie, let us know how bad we’re doing. I mean, you didn’t do that bad actually, so you have to get seven. Correct. And including the ones that are on the board, you currently have six, correct? What I know, I think you have to work from the top or the bottom. So we have to think what is the least common. Do you, and if we’ve got, if we’ve got three out of these seven, right? Do you think that we got, must be new with socks on being the least common? I think we, that might be right. Mm-hmm. But I don’t think that co, I don’t think that comfort item at number one is correct. I think that it might be cold room, cold room. I think we need to put cold room in number. If we’re going for the gusto, we need to switch multiple two to, so there’s four new answers. We’re going for a queen suite, so let’s put cold room first. Now, what do you think is the next most common of everything that’s on? I mean a lot of people have a comfort item, especially amongst the mythical beasts. Do you think more people have a comfort item than need to have the TV on? I think TV in the, well TVs are not as common as computer TV on Can’t move. It’s locked. That’s true. Exactly. That was just a test. Um, I think that must be fully nude is higher than it currently is, but I don’t think it should be up here at the top, but I think it’s more than eight. I think comfort items number two actually. Or it could be number three. We could just leave it there. It’s definitely more common than facing the door ’cause that’s kind of weird. Right. Alright, so, so must mu move two down to three I think must be fully nude. Should replace, you wanna move fully nude up. You wanna switch it with feet outside covers? No, because I, I think we’re moving too much if we do that. I think by putting leave cold room at one and making those, we may have gotten one more and that way we’re Yeah. Kinda being safe. We, we know we can’t get the queen sweep, but we are locked in. Stevie. Stevie, I wanted to help you so bad. Do you see how I didn’t help you? That was really good of me. Right? When I didn’t help you. Yeah. We should have moved up fully nude. Right. So you wanna start with number 10? Let me, yeah. We can start with number 10 and then we, we will, we will see how many you got. Correct? So number 10, we have sleeping naked with socks on. Yes. Yes. Number nine. We already had on the board, must fall asleep with back against the wall. Number eight can only sleep facing the door. Oh, crap. Yeah. Oh yeah. We, we have must be facing door number three. That was a total lame brain move. We shouldn’t, I mean, well, you said to move nude up. Mm-hmm. All right. Seven was already on there sleeping with your legs crossed. Six must be wrapped up in sheets like a mummy. Got it. All right. We dug good there. Five was already on the board. TV s beyond four feet must be outside the cupboard. Yes. Three. Sleeping fully nude. Yep. Switch those two. Those two. And now the top two aren’t Right. Either The top two are two. Sleeping with a comfort item and one the room must be cold. So we get right. You got eights. We could’ve gotten a really good man. Sweet. But we backed off. We backed off. We, we should have gone. Full confidence, man. Alright, so you gonna tuck us in Chase? Is that what we did? We, yeah. Yeah, we still did it. Nice sleeping cap. Oh, that, that’s, I, I feel so tucked. Is that it? No, I think there’s more Good. You guys, uh, feel like you’re winding down. Yeah. I’m so tired. Okay, good. I’ll put this over you. Okay. We like this too much. You’re gonna have to come to each one of our homes can say night night to the crew. Night, night crew. Night, night. Night night. Stay tight. Night night to the mythical beasts. Don’t let the bed bugs. Bite, bite, bite. That’s when you’re supposed to tickle me. I don’t wanna get your energy back up. Yeah, right. Just close your eyes and I don’t wanna be here for you. Tickle me. You drift off. I’ll be right here when you wake up. Okay. Thanks for describing it like a nap though. You know what time it’s, isn’t it interesting, isn’t it a little meta that the number five, uh, sleeping habit was must have TV on and now we’re making Yeah, a marathon, but you put on your TV for people so you can to, to sleep with their tv. This can be the one. I do wonder if this particular marathon will be, have repeat viewing and I feel like we should start talking like this between, but, you know, we recently met someone in between videos, uh, and, and shooting an episode of Wonder Hole who falls asleep. To the TV and he said, I like to put on something that I don’t care about. Yeah. Said like, movies that, movies that I don’t like. Bored him. Movies that are boring. But these are, we we’re just saying these are sleep themed and that’s gonna keep you focused on relaxing. Okay. Not, not focused. I like the way you have a positive spin on it. Alright. And if that doesn’t work, what about cuddling? Yeah. Uh, this is, we try professional cuddling from July 1st, 2021. Do we have what it takes to become expert cuddlers? Let’s talk about that. Good myth. Good morning. Now, you might remember when we practiced our cuddling skills with cockroaches. I’m sorry. I’ll do, I’ll do, I’ll do, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Oh, good. You had an especially difficult time with that. I’m not gonna apologize. I mean, there was only one here, but I do remember there being like a thousand dunks everywhere. It was unsettling. That’s not gonna happen today. Other things will be happening. Uh, there will be cuddling, but we’re pretty outta practice and I never did find out. Do you prefer to be the big spoon or the little spoon when cuddling? Whichever one does not have cockroaches in it. Okay. No cockroaches. Now we’re not cuddling experts, but we got a lot of combined canoodling experience, uh, mostly with our wives. Uh, and we might just have what it takes to nail, actually totally, totally with our wives. Let’s just say that we might have what it takes to nail some of the strangest but real cuddling positions out there. Together. It’s time for, can we cuddle as well as a couple of booze? Yeah, we said cuddle. That’s what beefy bros do. Welcome to the Cuddle Corner. As you can see, we are in our mythical society, one Z comier than our raccoon in the dumpster behind a Sealy sleep center. It’s very specific. Okay. Here’s how this works. We’re gonna be working together to see if we can get into very specific, intricate, and maybe intimate mm-hmm. Cuddle positions based on very basic and straightforward verbal instructions alone. Now, once we think we’ve got the position, we’re gonna lock it in, and then our position will be judged against what it actually looks like. Okay? Now, in order to make this as official and as accurate a challenge as possible, we have a panel of judges and none of them are strangers to cuddling. First we’ve got mythical crew member. David. Hello? You like to cuddle, David? I love to cuddle. You can see where I cuddle right there. I wanna pull my pillow. Thanks for pointing to your bed. Okay, I’m glad your bed’s in the shot. And we’ve got our second judge, mythical crew member. McKayla. McKayla, you can see yourself a knowledgeable cuddle knower. Absolutely. And our final judge. A woman, you know, we couldn’t do this without, it’s founder of Cuddle Sanctuary, cuddle Queen Jean Franz Blouse. Hello. Hey Jean. How’s the cuddle game going these days? Well, it, it’s been interesting times, as you can imagine, and I’ve had to become the queen of virtual cuddling. What? But you should be good at, uh, assessing from a distance and giving us a really high score. Right. I’m an expert at assessing from a distance, and we’ll see what the scores will review. Right. Okay. Because each judge is gonna grade our position on a scale of one to 10, and after some pretty intensive math, the mythical crew has determined that out of the 120 total points possible in this game, in order to win, we gotta get a total of at least 69 points. Okay. It’s just math. Okay. That’s just math. That’s the way it worked out. We get at least 69, at least 69 points. We win a mystery cuddling prize. Alright. I am ready and kind of sweaty. Okay, gentlemen, your first cuddling position is called Through the Woods. What are you stretching for? Yeah, I don’t want to be held back by any, you know. Well, I hope it’s not to, uh, Presley in here. R you’ll be cuddler number one and link. You’ll be cuddler number two. Can I just be link? No, you’re officially cuddler. Number two from here on out. Okay. Rest of your life. Okay, here are the steps. Cuddler number one, lie on your back with your knees bent. Now, first of all, not get in the middle. I wanna acknowledge my mom. She only watches on the top down feed. Mom, I apologize for everything you’re about to see. Okay. Put one arm out to the side. Okay. Cuddler number two positioned on the side of your partner’s outstretched arm. Oh my. Okay, so you’re on the wrong side. What? The wrong side? Positioned on the side of the outstretched arm. Lie on your hair, your side. Resting your head on your partner’s shoulder. So get into like the fetal position and put your head right here. Did she say fetal? She said side. That’s kind of one and the same. Okay. Rest your top arm across your partner’s body. Okay. That’s still cuddle on. Remember two uhhuh. Slide your legs through your partner’s legs. Okay. See, I’ve got my knees up. So you stick ’em right through. Through the woods. The woods. And then that’s my woods. I didn’t know that was my woods. I, I had an idea what my woods were, and that’s not what it was. It’s not behind my knees. What a, what about this hand? Sorry, mom. I’m crushing this arm. Bend your legs as well. Oh, I gotta hold, let’s make some woods. Okay. Yeah, you gotta get it. I’m getting, you gotta get it tight. I’m going further into the woods. You gotta get, I think this hand You’re gonna cut circulation off. Just put it down. It’s here. It’s here. Those are your full instructions. So, uh, I’m gonna give you a moment to lock into the position that you would like us to take a still of I, your submission. I figure, I think you get rid of that. Hand this, and I think you come in here tight. Well, you’re so stiff like a robot. Like why is your hand this? Just because we haven’t decided. Do you, does anybody cuddle like this? Okay. This is looking great. Okay. Is this your final pose? We are locked in. Locked in? Mm-hmm. Okay. You can unfold yourselves. Oh, okay. And out of the woods and through the river. What? Here is how through the woods is supposed to look. So the position’s supposed to be restful and calming just like grandma’s house should be. Well look at what that hand is doing. Going all the way down to the belt. The official through the woods. Cuddler number one’s left hand isn’t even doing anything. I think we’ve improved on it Disappeared. Mine’s cradling my own sheet. Alright, let’s leave it to the judges. It’s for them to decide. David, you’re up first. I absolutely agree with you guys. You guys have made it better. You guys virtually. Followed Stevie’s every direction and made it better. So, perfect. 10 for you guys. What? Hey, it was a perfect 10 right out of the gate. Yeah. That does not translate into any sort of pay increase. I just wanna be, be clear. Okay. Mikayla, what about you? You know, I had a lot of points. At it ’cause it does look pretty good. However, links face of just pure uncomfortableness took off a few points for me. Yeah, well you look so uncomfortable. ’cause I kind of was, I looked super contented. Almost as contented as color. Color number one in the diagram. Right? You carried Honestly. So you gave me, thank you. So because of that, I gave you guys a seven. A seven seven. Okay. By Carrie you mean he just kind of laid there and I was doing all the work. Yeah. And finally the expert gene. Alright. Links entry into the cuddle space was like nothing I’ve ever seen before. It was a leapfrog entry That was very impressive. Okay. Alright. Yeah. You should have had red’s angle true that now link you. You wondered where your uncomfortable arm could have gone. And my recommendation is a chicken wing into your body that might’ve been more comfortable for you now. The movement that link made to move into position was hilarious. Um, and yet the final position, as was mentioned by the prior judge, is super uncomfortable looking for link. You have to add points. Um, for re’s mother, well, you’re getting points, but due to some of the imperfections, it goes down to an 8.5. I I think what I’ve learned so far is that my face matters. Yeah, you gotta look more content next time. Okay, cuddlers, your next cuddling position is called the Human Braid. Oh, this is gonna get tangly. Anything we could braid anymore than we just did. Now, don’t get confused here because Rhett, this time you will be cuddler number two. Okay. So link, you’ll be cuddler number one, and here are your instructions. Okay. Lay on the bed facing each other. Lay on the bed facing each other. I love how we both decided to put our hands like this because you don’t wanna presume anything. Hey, this, I’m just gonna go ahead and let you know. And mom, I’m gonna let you know it’s about to get weird. Okay? I can feel that this is, the braiding is gonna get weird. Oh, it hasn’t been weird so far. Apparently. Cuddler number one, stack your left leg on top of cuddler. Number two’s. I think right leg. I think we’re on the wrong side. I think we need to be on other sides. See that here? You’re right, you’re right. You’re right. But I think let’s, let’s let, I think you’re right. Right? That doesn’t make any sense because now why would they start with a leg that’s on the bottom? I think we gotta to be pretty close. You gotta get closer to me. Okay. Left leg and then go over. Yeah. Okay. Cuddler number two. I’m gonna move the hands up because they’re near your crotch and I don’t want that. Okay. That’s me. Cuddle number two, slightly separate your legs and slightly bend your knees. Yes. Yes. And then I’m gonna shoot, you’re gonna get this one in there. Cuddler number one, sneak your right leg in between cuddler number two, separated legs. Oh yeah. There we go. The braid is about to happen. Your inner thighs are very cushy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ve been massaging them quite a bit. Place your arms down at the other person’s sides. Resting gently on their hips. Are you gonna have to go underneath? I believe so. Okay. Do that to me. Okay. And then, and then, oh. Oh. Why you about to break my wrist, man? Let me go, go lo. Go lower. Let me go underneath. Okay. You gotta, now you’re gonna break my wrist. Ow. I’m pretty, I’m pretty much there. Okay. Okay. Okay. Here’s what we gotta do. Can’t even tell who’s, here’s what we gotta do. We gotta get closer. Yeah. We gotta smosh in. We gotta get close. We gotta smo. You see, you keep your legs kind of straight and I bend them so they’re all our calves are parallel. You get gimme more of a gap. Gimme more of a, A thigh. A thigh gap. Yeah. I gotta get my right leg. Okay. Up there. That’s cool. Okay. And then now, now think about your face for a second. Okay. And make it nice. Okay. We’re locked in. Okay. You can sit up. Oh man. I mean, oh gosh. The what? I never released tension. Yeah. ’cause I just don’t wanna fart. Okay guys, here is what the human braid actually looks like. Oh, sorry. You should have bent your knees back. Well also there’s a crotch to crotch situation happening. Okay. Davin, lay it on us. Well, I was gonna say the same thing as Stevie. The crotch to crotch is really important to me. And you guys did not have that. Well, lemme tell you, that’s a, that’s a freaking cartoon. Watches don’t really work like that. Yeah. Yeah. So I’m only giving you guys a four. Okay. Four. Four. That’s, that’s harsh. What a swing. Okay. All right. Mikayla. I enjoyed this. I think the movements were very artistic into getting into the braid. I know a lot about braids too. Yeah, you do. Right there. I’m glad Link took my notes on the facial expression. ’cause I really felt the bliss coming outta your face this time. I, well, I feel like he looks too happy in this thing. I feel like I’m cuddling. You look like something else just happened while cuddling. If it was crotch to crotch and would’ve been a different story to, but I did have the dock points on the legs situation because it wasn’t nicely braided. Yeah. That’s on you, right? That’s all on me. So I gave it a eight. Oh, okay. Okay. Alright, we’ll take it. Still respectable. Don’t think we deserve it, but we will take it. Jean. Okay. I appreciate the cooperation that went into the whole experience. If you look at link space, it is much more pleasant than last time, but look at his body. Lot of tension. It’s very angular and stiff, I would say. Said all of that. I need to dock you some points for all of the grunting and shrieking. Yep. That it’s down to Oh, a seven. Oh a seven. Okay. So we got a total of 19 points. Hey, quick announcement, if you want to experience this onesie for yourself. Well, you can. It’s an exclusive mythical society collectible item. It’s so comfy, but you know what? You’ve gotta sign up for third degree monthly by July 31st or third degree, quarterly or annual by October 31st. Just go over to mythical society.com for details if you’re interested. You know you’re gonna, I don’t want to have this come November. Alright, Stevie, bring it on. Okay. Your next cuddling position is called the matching pillow Set. Ooh, always see myself as a pillow decorative. So Rhett, you’re gonna be cuddler number one and link, you’re gonna be cuddler number two. So lie on your side, on the bed. Heads pointed in opposite directions. Oh, so one head this way and one head that way. Which head, which way you want your head to go? Um, I guess this way. Or are you back to back with me? But facing that way. Put your point that way. Heads pointed. Put your head that way. Crisscross your torsos in the center of the bed. What crisscross your torsos? I think we just drape over each other, right? So flop over just like this. I, you know what? I’m the lighter one. I should. Oh, ah. I believe it’s like this. Oh yeah. Bend your legs at the hips and knees. Yes. Okay. That’s better. Now the weight’s off. I’ll get Yeah. Use this slope of cuddler. Number one’s. Hips as a pillow. Cuddler number two. Oh, I gotta come out of the woods a little bit. Stay down. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I think this is perfect. This feels exactly like what we should be doing. Cuddler number one. That’s me. You’re gonna use cuddler number two’s thigh as a pillow. Okay. Oh. Oh, okay. So let me get my thigh. I’m gonna face away. Okay. I’m gonna distinctly face this way. So when I do this with Christie, do I have to tell her this is how I learned it? Okay. Okay. Those are all my instructions. Here’s what I think. I think we’re in exactly the right position, but I think we’ve gotta rotate so that we’re both facing the camera. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Because we’re trying to match, act. And so what you need to do is, and now put your knees back. I want the heine higher. You want my heine? I want the henie as high as it can go. There you go. There it is. I think I could even, yeah, that’s good. Oh, that’s a matching pillow if I’ve ever seen one. And keep your mouth closed. Mouth closed. Okay. You guys locked? Mm-hmm. Okay. Now that was not easy. Yeah, but I, we nailed it. Judges. We nailed it. All right. Let’s see Here. Is the matching pillow set. Oh, oh, oh. Hold on. It’s not that long. It’s just, I’m kind of rotated in the wrong way. Oh, and also your legs are in a weird place. We invented something new, but I think ours looks comfortable. The mismatchy pillow sect judges. Alright, so you guys were so off. The, the, the keyword here is matching and you guys are not matching at all. I was gonna give you guys a one and then you guys were justifying yourself that you guys did it better. So I’m gonna remove that one. I’m just gonna give you guys a zero. God, that is, that is bad. Nothing. Yeah, nothing. I think David just wants to experience the full range of being a judge, right? He’s using the whole spectrum, right? Yeah. Okay. McKayla, hopefully it’s not a zero. Um, David pointed it out. It said matching and nothing about this matched at all, but I did add points because y’all both do look very comfortable. So I really liked that, but I gave it a three. Oh, I’m not good showing this is, this is hurting Jean. I disagree with both judges vehemently. Hey, you have innovated a new position that I don’t think it has existed on planet Earth and that deserves some major kudos. I’m going to give you. A nine point. Hey, it takes an expert’s eye Yes. To see this kind of talent. So this round we got 12 and a half, which brings us to a total of 57. Hey, 69 is within reach. For this final round, I’m only going to give you the name of the cuddle position. And from there you’re on your own. I’m not giving you any instructions. Okay? This is called Koalas first date. Ooh, first date. Okay. Now, koala koalas are always hugging a tree. So that’s a good starting point. I feel like a tree. Alright, say a tree. And then I’m the koala. Now we made the mistake of being way too low before us. I’m gonna go, oh yeah, pelvis thrust and hold this back here. Are you good with this? And then this, no. Basically I’m just, I’m just a koala on a tree right now. Well, but you know. I know, but I think maybe because it’s her first date, I’m a little uncomfortable, so I might just put one arm like this. But the other one is definitely staying over here. I think you need to roll over. I think we need to have no away. ’cause it’s the first date. It’s hard to be creative with nothing to go on. Let get this leg out. Alright, back down. Now look, now you don’t even need a pillow ’cause you have my calves. I definitely feel, let me grab Incredibly vulnerable. Let me grab these. Can you get your head in between my feet? How about this Looky, looky koala first date? No. I think you should look contented towards the camera. Do you look content? Yeah. Okay. We’re locked in. Okay. Oh yes, we nailed that one. I do feel like second date they’re facing each other. Yeah. Right. All right. Let’s see the sucky version of this. Oh, wow. What we were totally in that we were there at first. We were exactly in at everything. Me with the arms out, everything was perfect. We literally, every single part of it was perfect, but it was boring. Judges. Yeah. You could start it off with the right track. One of you being a tree, the other hugging the tree. At one point you did achieve what, what asked for, and then you ended up with this mess that we’re seeing right now. So unfortunately, it’s a one for me. But hold on. I mean, but you can’t even tell who’s what in that thing we did, you know? That’s great. McKayla, this was like when you’re in school and you have a test and like you have to show all your work and then you show your work and you actually got the right answer but it didn’t feel right. Exactly. And if you show your work, the teacher gives you personal credit. Right. So I did that for the most part. So, uh, I gave you guys a two. Ah, okay. Jeans. Oh gene, come on. Jeans. We need that 60 Know gene has this box cutter. So I wanna give some points really impress, I think people are doing yoga ’cause there’s a lot of flexibility. That was Yeah. Demonstrated. Yeah. Although the final position was not achieved. Right. And so a six oh man. And link also looks like he might be passed out. Okay. Well we didn’t pull it all. Hey, but we tried mom. We tried. Uh, I hope you’re proud. Um, I still get some like course credit for this. Speaking of course, credit. We wanna give some credit. And thanks to Cuddle Queen Jean from Cuddle Sanctuary for joining us today and lending us her top notch expertise when it comes to my pleasure. Now, what would we have actually won? I just wanna know what we would’ve won. Oh, we would’ve won. Oh, I think, you know, actually, you know, now that we’ve gotten used to cuddling with each other, look at this. This is what we won’t get to experience a Ling Plussy. Mine is like my actual chest and what is happening in the crotch area. I don’t know. Oh my gosh. We’ll investigate that later. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. The only reason we haven’t, uh, done a lot of these cuddled positions be, be, be, still, be positive. So be soothing. The only reason that we haven’t done any of these cuddle positions since that time is because win is because we didn’t cuddle. Queen Jean is not watching. Oh, is what? Oh, because we didn’t win. Yeah. Yeah. I was just doing it to impress her. And I know you are. Well, maybe we can have live cams inserted in our inserted. Uh, maybe we can have live cams placed in our bedrooms. Yeah, just only for Gene to cuddle queen Jean’s home. How, how is she doing? I think she’s doing good. I haven’t checked. I’d like to know that she’s doing well. Sure. We’re she’s doing We’re gonna check in on Jean. Jean, we’re checking in on you ’cause we care about you. Is there anything more soothing than my voice? What about your best friend’s voice whispering into your ear? Um, not for me personally, but this is taking a sound bath from September 23rd, 2015 old. Today we take baths in sound. Let’s talk about that. Good mythical morning link. Do you hear that? Do you hear it? Nah. Yes. Did you hear the cacophony of sounds that are all around? I think I used that word correctly. I’m not sure if I did or not. Yeah. Cacophony. But everything makes sound. Everything that vibrates and all the, everything around us has atoms in it. And those atoms are vibrating and they’re constantly giving off sound. We are in a. Sea of sound right now. We just can’t hear it because our ears are made to hear just a few things like my voice talking to you right now or me knocking on this. But there’s sounds all around and for years, for centuries, people have recognized that there’s something to this sound. Mm-hmm. There’s an ancient Sufi master in Inuit Khan. He said, the Noah of the mystery of Sound knows the mystery of the whole universe for reals. And you know that Aborigines down in Australia have been using sound to actually heal things for over 40,000 years. With the dig do. I did know that I told you that, that thing Yep. They heal themselves with that anyway. So people have believed for a long time that there’s something to sounds, being able to actually have therapeutic properties for people. And in the modern era that has turned into something called Sound Baths. Yeah. Um, this is a fascinating thing and we’re going, we’re going, we’re gonna dive deep into this, uh, right into the Sound bath. We’re, we’re gonna experience it maybe feet first. Now, um, a sound bath is not a tub full of musical instruments. Uh, there’s actually, that would be cool though. Technically no water involved. It is a meditative place where you go to experience pure sound. Now take a look at this footage of a typical sound bath. As you can see, it’s in a yoga studio setting. You got people laying down on yoga maps with, uh. Blankets covering them. And there’s a sound therapist that is playing various instruments like tiptoeing around a digi, do gongs drums, crystal singing balls. It’s like the ultimate band instructor in high school. Well, it, it’s a soothing thing that takes you to a meditative place. Um, it takes you on a sound journey. Oh, yes. So for some people it’s like a relaxing, meditative concert in the cosmos. For other people, it’s just an occasion to take a nap, which I think that’s what it would be for me. But we should find out. We’ve been inspired Yeah. By this whole technique. And instead of sound baths actually going and visiting a, a legitimate sound bath, we decided let’s take the easy way out. Let’s create our own sound baths for each other right here. So to the Sound bath, welcome to our Sound Bath experience. Link. You’re the first one in the bath. Now, let me point out, first of all, we didn’t need to actually be in a bubble bath, but I am. You’re not complaining about it, are you? I am not. That’s right. I’m soaking it out. We’re we’re taking sound, ba, bathing up a few nos. A by incorporating water, but B by no sound therapist, but just two speakers, one on each side of your head, but you have created this sound therapy that’s gonna come outta these speakers. Yes. I have created a Soundbathing experience for you. You’ve never heard this before, but I took a lot of time putting something together that is personalized for you. This is a four link meal, sound bath. Now, this is designed to calm you down, to bring you to a place of peace. Okay? So anytime that you’re feeling overwhelmed on edge, you can just come here or maybe just put on some headphones and enjoy the sound bath experience that I’ve created for you. I’m excited. Or should I say relaxed? Well, you can be relaxed at the end of this. Just settle. Okay. Hello, link. Welcome to your breathe. More slowly. More slowly. Breathe. Sound. Now, stop breathing. Yes, that’s perfect. Butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut peanut. Peanut. Peanut peanut butter. Peanut butter. Butter. Peanut butter. I like that. Frosted. Frosted, frosted, frosted. Mini. Link. Don’t think, don’t stink. Don’t wink. Just link. Oh, oh oh. Dolphins. Shush. Shush. Quietish are why you gotta pee in my sound bath. It’s one of the most relaxing sounds if you’re doing it. No, no, no. You’re supposed to. It was like you were peeing in my left ear. You’re not supposed to think about me peeing. You’re supposed to think about you peeing. That’s you peeing. That’s it. Was me actually peeing, but it should be you peeing for you. Not me. Peeing for you to pee. Um, are you, are you relaxed? I mean, it was very immersive, like Yeah. There was like dolphins over here. Mm-hmm. And there was like gurgling over here and there was like, and some of your favorite things. Peanut butter and frosty mini weeds. I mean, I ate like four or five large tablespoons of peanut butter late at night. There was a point where you like, let me on some breathing exercises and did some panting and that. Yeah. And there was like a dog panting in my right ear. That was me panting. Okay. And then at a certain point you were like, stop breathing. Yeah. Did you stop at that point? I held my breath. That that was cool. But at a certain point I had to start breathing. Yeah. You didn’t tell me to do that. I would recommend a verbal cue. Like, okay, stop breathing again. Okay. Just for safety reasons. Noted. Now that I know what to expect when I experience it again, I think it can take me somewhere. Deeper. Okay. Because it was like, everything was a new experience. It was so new. It was so new. It was like, yeah. It was overwhelming. Uh, you’ll probably find me listening to it secretly. I will. I hope. I hope I will. Like, if I need to pee, like I’ll probably play that part of it. Do you feel like you’ve been healed at all? Even a little bit. I, I didn’t, I don’t think. Nothing’s ling me, so. Okay. Alright. I have one for you too. Oh. It’s a little different. We’re not gonna drain this. You’re just gonna have to, uh, yeah. I’m gonna get out first. Yeah. Switch a roof and then you’re gonna get in. Okay. Ru now it’s your turn to experience the sound bath that I’ve created for you. The wa the water could be a little bit warmer. You could’ve peed in it. Yeah. Probably would’ve helped. Well, I almost did after halfway through that thing. Okay. So here’s what I’ve done. I’ve gone in a totally different direction here. Okay. I wanted to get a little experimental with this thing. Instead of relaxing you, I’ve created an immersive psychic sound bath experience to pump you up. Kinda like a pregame ritual where you listen like something that’s really gonna get you going, like if you’re gonna kick fill goals or something. Yeah. ’cause all those fill goals I kick. So I’ve given you the life version of that where it’s like this sound bath is going to pump you up. You know, my like a every morning kind of thing. Yeah. It’s like you’re gonna be fired out of an audio cannon. Okay. All right. I can get into that. Ha. Are you ready? Take a bath in the sound of inspiration. Breathe into your left nostril and out through your right nostril at the same time. That’s it. What time is it? This is your time. What day is it? Can nobody rain on your charade? Go get ’em. Tiger pounce on life. 3, 2, 1. Pou. You are an endangered tiger. The last of your breed when you die. Doey, children will weep. Scientific researchers will abandon their studies. Give an R, gimme an H, gimme an e, gimme a TR ht RH oe eye sock. I’m bleeding from the eye. Suck. Channel that pain. You don’t have to broke nothing to nobody except yourself. You are rat. The unburn, the mother of dragon, closed eyes, full hearts. Can’t lose the lightning and the thunder, the breeze. Let the be take you away. That’s it. R. You are super, is it safe to come up? Now you can come out of the psychic sound bath experience that I just doused you with. Wow. I don’t think I can handle that. Every morning, I’m, I don’t feel pumped. I feel, I feel a little uneasy. Hold on. But also, you know how to spell my name? Yeah. Yeah. There’s two T’s at the end. Yeah. What happened to the second t? I was really in it. I was like, ah, HET and then it started over again. Right. It’s ’cause it left you wanting more from life. Final tea. They’re getting the second tea outta life. You, you, you gotta go out into life and find your other tea. Tell me about the bees. Well, there’s, there was tigers. Yeah. And you were a tiger. And you were an endangered tiger that was killed. Right. That when you die, researchers will just abandon their studies ’cause there’s nothing else. Like you. You also said a couple of things that I think were kind of a, a little bit of a change on the normal way things are said, you said don’t let anyone reign on your charade. Right. You be you man. You do you and you are the you are my life is a charade. You are the unburnt, you are the mother of dragons. Yeah, I heard that. I took something from the, um, what’s that football television show we used to watch Friday Night Lights. You got that wrong too. But I But it’s in there. Yeah. I think it’s inspirational. Full hearts, closed eyes can’t lose clear eyes, full hearts can’t lose. I think it’s what it’s Right. And then you, you eat lightning and you crap. That makes, that makes sense to me. That’s from Rocky. That really is a line. Oh yeah. I haven’t seen Rocky, but I Googled awesome lines to say, to pump people up. I can’t make the same promise to you that I’ll listen to this again, but I really appreciate the effort. You’re bleeding from your eye sockets. I remember that now too. I, I had already forgotten that if you start your day bleeding from your eye sockets, it’s only uphill from there. You know, it just puts everything in perspective. But there was a lot of sound, and I do think it was, it was definitely an experience. There was sound. Yeah. Okay. That’s the best compliment you could give. And I am in a bath, or at least a horse trough. Let’s put our shirts back on. Your shirt is on. I’ll put mine on that. That’s true. Wow. That was fun. Well, that’s one way of describing it. I want you guys to be able to experience, uh, the sound baths the way that we just did. So what we’ve done is we have uploaded our sound baths to our SoundCloud account, and now you can download them from there. It’s soundcloud.com/re link music. Um, that’s where we’ve been uploading instrumental versions of our songs over the past couple of years. You may not have even known about it, so get some instrumental music and also get each of our sound baths, have the sound bath and, uh, no bath required. Let us know what you think about that experience totally free. Also, thanks for liking and commenting and subscribing. You know what time it is? You still listen to your sound bath that I made for you every night, man, I just, I can’t go to sleep without hearing you pee Now. Have you found the t from your, from your name? Yeah, on my license and, uh, my passport. Okay. And on everything, I sign all the documents. It’s pretty much always there, so I feel like it never left. I’m glad to hear it. Here’s a question for you. What comes between dinner and breakfast? Sleep. That’s the rationale here. This is breakfast, dinner, food versus dinner. Breakfast, food, taste test from October 21st, 2022. How about 2020? 2020. Look at the one you have in your hand. Oh, I can look at, look at the one in my hand. You’re holding, you’re, you’re currently holding a piece of, oh, look it, I have so in my hand. Good myth. Good morning. And I am in a good mood today because we’re gonna be having breakfast for dinner and that always puts me in a good mood. Mm-hmm. But we’re also gonna be having dinner for breakfast and well, maybe we’ll be surprised. Yeah. Now let’s get to baffling breakfast and discombobulating dinner and ways never before tasted it. It’s time for dinner, breakfast versus breakfast dinner, which tastes like hot trash and which tastes like a winner. We posted a series of dinner, fried breakfast versus breakfast fried dinner matchups online, and you voted on which ones you thought we would like better. Now it’s time to find out if you were right. You’ll get a point for each round that the majority of you guess correctly. And if you get three or more points, we’re gonna pose for custom wallpapers for your phone and go metha, go more. Ah. But if you do not get three rounds right, we’re gonna post a picture on Instagram of us holding a big old bowl of loser soup. And you must leave a comment on the photo that says. Pleases. May I have some more? Now? You’ve been able to avoid that for quite a while, but let’s see if your luck continues. All right, let’s get to taste. Alright. First we have Thanksgiving dinner, breakfast, French toast, and they say you can eat pizza in the morning. Pizza in the evening, pizza at summertime when it’s on a bagel. But what about if it’s fused into a pancake? This is the pancake pizza. Now this immediately looks amazing and if you, I mean, I’ve got a slice, I can just kind of pull it out. Pres slice there. Oh, and the pizza goes deep and it’s, the pizza goes deep. It’s not just on top. There’s the pepperoni’s down in the bottom. Is it? Yes. Look at the pizza. Look at the one you have in your hand. Oh, I can look at the one in my hand. You’re holding, you’re, you’re currently holding a piece of hand. Oh, look at, I have something in my hand. Uh, yeah. So this is inviting. You wanna try that first? All type, all types of D. So you’re doing the rip and grab here. Good Lord. Oh yeah. Talk about a deep dish pizza. It’s very, you can pizza like with a lot of crust, a lot of bread, fluffy crust. Oh, let me grab that sausage there. It’s for people who don’t like crispiness in their pizza’s, it tastes good. It, that is the fluffiest pizza I’ve ever had. Okay. Now I’ll cut into that because I am very interested in what is gonna happen. Josh, can you tell us what’s, what’s in this, um, Thanksgiving fried French toast? Yeah. So we took all the Thanksgiving favorites. We got Turkey, we got gravy, we got mashed potatoes, candied yams and green beans, and a maple roasted Turkey gravy on top with a little bit of cranberry sous. Yeah. Get that. So I wanna get there in the middle. The thing I like about Thanksgiving meals is that you, they’re all individual things, but I like mixing it all together. I like what this does for me. And you’re plus eggs, you’re regularly dealing with leftovers. When it comes to Thanksgiving time and it’s like making one of those Turkey sandwiches. You want an open face Turkey sandwich with some gravy on it. Do you want another open face Turkey sandwich with some gravy on it after a while gets sold? Mix it up, mom. You’re taking multiple bites. It seems like you likey likey. I really like this. Something about the soft fluffiness of this pizza pancake thing is, I don’t know, it’s all bark no bite to me, man. This didn’t make pizza better Uhuh, but this made french toast so different. Yeah, that it is a completely different experience. So we are voting Thanksgiving, French toast. But what did you think we were gonna vote? I bet you got this one wrong. This one is really close. Okay. And I’ll say those pancakes are beautiful. I know, but 51% of the mythical beasts thought that you would like. Good Thanksgiving dinner, French ett. Really? Wow. I would’ve thought that whole pancake pizza, the alliteration, you would’ve been like, oh, that sounds so good. But you know what? You were right. I think that’s just a vote of confidence for the mythical kitchen ears. After all, that stack of doughs is time for something a little less heavy. And so we got a Caesar salad omelet versus breakfast sushi now. Oh, Josh, I see that you put some, uh, what I can only assume are anchovies. Mm, that is correct. This is, this is a bit scary. Is there cheese down in the bottom? It’s a little bit of, uh, Parmesan and Romano. I mean, isn’t, isn’t there a, I’m gonna get a little bit of anchovy. Just flavor, just kind of just Yeah. Get, when you make a Caesar salad, isn’t there egg in it? Uh, there’s technically egg in the dressing, but that’s kinda just in the way that there’s egg and mayonnaise. It gets emulsified into it. Okay. But I’m just trying to open my mind to what’s about to enter my mouth. Well open it very, very wide. Because, uh, that’s tough. That is not good. That was not supposed to happen. It’s quite a foreign juxtaposition. Um, yeah. That’s not coming together in a, what I would call a cohesive way. Um, it’s coming right into the bucket. She had to blow a few chunks there. What’s happening over here, Josh? I don’t need to swallow it to know what happened. I thought the omelet was good. Oh, you did? So, no, that’s fine. So, uh, the sushi is artificial crab, bacon and avocado. And then we actually put that into an egg rolly. Oh yeah. Egg rolly. Yeah. We’re experienced with the egg rolly. Oh yeah. And then the rolly kind of spurted it out and now it’s with some salmon row and spicy mayonnaise. Huh. I thought that was just soy paper. Uh, there’s soy paper on the outside and a little bit of sesame. Alright. Nice. I’m glad you did that ’cause that gives it hope for me. Mm-hmm. It must be very cold. This is also not great. Um, I’ll leave. That’s cool. Um, but it is better than the omelet. I like the sauce on this. And I, and, and there’s a s sponginess to crab and a s sponginess to the egg roll that, I mean, it’s not, it’s not as bad as Mr. Neil is, um, putting on here. But it’s better than this. Don’t you think? This is, this is a mistake. It, this is cohesive and that is abhorrent. Okay. So we’re saying that the breakfast sushi is the winner, but we’re not, I wouldn’t really call any of these a winner, but what did you say? 66% of the mythical bees thought that you would like? Breakfast sushi better? Yeah. Y’all did. Y’all doing good? Yes. You want that? You want that pose? You wanna suppose for you? Alright. Now we’re getting meaty with acai meatloaf versus chicken cereal, which Josh and Nicole have discussed on their podcast. A hotdog is a sandwich link first of all. Uh, kinda my finger thing. So how is this chicken cereal? Well, so as you see it is just checks, but then we actually took a homemade chicken stock and dehydrated it, turned it into a powder, and then dusted that on there to flavor the cereal. Let’s see how chickeny it gets dusted with chicken. I thought somehow you had figured out how to check the chicken and I was like, if he ever out, how to check the chicken. We do not have that science yet. You checks the chicken again. Boy, that is good. That is good. Man checks are already kind of savory and it just like, takes savory to the next level, man. Okay, well I think you’re in party mode and I’m in cereal mode. Lemme try again ’cause it’s super salty. Yeah, in a good way. Which is nothing I’ve ever had in a cereal bowl. You don’t like that Salty and milk together. Good. Yeah, like it’s strange. Salt, salt flavored chocolate. But it, it’s all about expectations. And now that I know it’s that bad, then it’s actually not that bad. I, I don’t think it’s bad at all. I think it’s good. I can tell, I can tell you like, it Let’s, let’s see about this. ’cause I just not look like we’re going to enjoy it. So do you want me to do this or do you want to take this? No, I want to see your thing. I wanna see what you’ve got going here because I’m kinda interested to see what’s gonna happen. I mean, I would do this. Alright, so I get to thank you. Yeah, that’s a serrated knife. I’m not too worried about that. You can’t like, stab your heart with that thing. Oh, you almost cut your thumb off. Look at if you get to see what happened on the back here. Oh, it’s purple. So Josh, is that meat? Well, yeah. So it’s a fair amount of both meat and acai. We’ve blended, blended acai, uh, with ground meat, and then we’ve of course topped with almond butter, coconut, and fresh fruit. Gonna slice off a piece there. Okay. Nice little slice. Just gonna, yeah, get that. I’m gonna get the, I’m gonna grab a, uh, this is so confusing looking banana in what way? Because it kind of looks like a cake maybe, but also like sediment. But when I look closely at it, it looks like raw purple meat. It’s cooked, but it is cold. Just fair, warm. It’s free, it’s freezing. I’m not tasting much meat. Yeah. I don’t dislike it. It kind of just tastes like an acai bowl with a different consistency. Especially when you get that peanut butter or almond butter, whatever it is on top. That’s so weird that yeah, that there’s meat in it and I don’t want to think about that anymore because I like it. Is there organ meat nut? Nope. Just the acai. It has the consistency of raw flesh. That’s the thing that’s kind of pushing me back. I just, this is just salty cereal. I genuine, I genuinely like this. So you’re saying you hate this? No, I’m saying now that I know it’s bad. It’s not that bad. No, it’s not bad at all. I know you love it and I don’t hate it. The, the purple rawness of the non raw meat pushes me to have to vote with red on this one. This one was also close, but 55% of the mythical beast thought that you would like the chicken cereal better. Look at y’all. Look at y’all. You know us and we know that you know us and that makes us feel seen. It’s a foregone conclusion. We’re gonna do a wallpaper if you get the next one right, we’re gonna do it naked. And finally we got breakfast, dinner and dinner. Breakfast in a glass, barbecue, parfait versus cappuccino, beer, Josh, what have you, layered into this craziness. So there’s pulled pork and brisket and that’s layered with pickles, mac and cheese, granola, and then barbecue sauce mixed with Greek yogurt. Uh, 0% fat and it’s cold. Yes. Mac cheese. This is a parfait. Mac and cheese granola. So I gotta go down and everything. Get some of this. Oh gosh. Oh, I got pulled. Pork pickles and parfait. Cold barbecue is still good barbecue, like some nice brisket. Mm-hmm. But that’s just Greek yogurt mixed with barbecue sauce. Yeah, it’s good. Right? It’s crazy. I’m trying to figure out if it’s actually better cold. I think it is. I don’t know. I mean, you couldn’t warm the yogurt up and it Yeah, you couldn’t, it would lose its integrity and I’m, I’m just eating what I think would be the nastiest piece. Just the, just that barbecue yogurt. Wow. You’ve done something with yourself over there, Josh. It really works when you have the crunch of the other parts. That’s an accomplishment. Now that surprises us. Cappuccino beer. How did that happen? Oh, confluence of factors. That’s hot chocolate stout and is topped with foamed, froth beer, milk. And there’s a shot of espresso in there as well. Okay. Ooh, that’s a hot beer. You don’t want to drink a cappuccino with me. This is why I don’t, this is why I’m married and I don’t date. ’cause I, I mean, I can’t go to a coffee shop anymore. I mean, it, it’s very stout forward, but it’s, it’s so, it’s so hot. I thought I was gonna like coffee. I was gonna really like this and I really do like it, but I don’t love it. And the way that I’m loving the barbecue park thing. Yeah. Yeah. It’s, it’s not coming together for me. It’s a bit, it’s a bit wrong. This seems wrong, but it’s right. Unexpected as far as I was thinking. So if we were voting for us, we would not have voted on what we just did. 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Hallucinate what a freaking morning it’s time for. Are these hallucination techniques legit or just shoddy? And is that my nose floating away from my body? Is that gonna happen to us today? What are we gonna hallucinate and will we even know if it’s happening? Or are we just gonna wig out? Now, you may remember the last time we tried to hallucinate. We did so through breathing, holotropic breathing, if I remember correctly. And we had a human guide and many people, many mythical beasts, worried about us, and we do appreciate that. So we just wanna say up front that we’ve looked into this whole sound and light method of hallucination, and we promise we’re gonna be safe about it, Uhhuh, but we don’t promise to be mature about it. Nope. We’re gonna be experimenting with something called a VE Audio Visual Entrainment. Mm-hmm. Name that because it involves training the mind’s brainwaves to switch into different states of consciousness. It’s also referred to as brainwave synchronization. But the official definition for a VE is the hypothesized capacity of the brain to naturally synchronize its brainwave frequencies with the rhythm of periodic external stimuli. Most commonly auditory, visual, or tactile. Okay. So what does all that have to do with hallucinations? Well. One major theory is that hallucinations occur when something funky happens in the brain’s frontal lobe and the sensory cortices. I’ve never seen you hear, seen you or heard you say cortices. Yeah, I’m glad I’m here for it. You, I didn’t even know I had more than one cortex. Yeah, well you might not. The a VE purposefully messes with the auditory and visual sensory cortices, uh, which is where we process light and sound, to then in turn alter our brainwaves. So the cliff note’s goal of a VE is to trick your brain into a sort of dream state while still being awake. Mm-hmm. To ignite the theta brainwaves responsible for the vivid, vivid imagery we experience while dreaming and apparently. Everyone’s experience with a VE is completely unique, so there’s no specific expected outcome or a certain type of hallucination. We don’t need to want anything that we expect. We just let it happen. We’re just going to go along for the ride and see what happens. And we are gonna be testing three different products to get us there. You ready? Mm-hmm. First up, we’re gonna be trying the dream machine created in the sixties by Cambridge Scientist Ian Somerville, and the beat surrealist artist, Brian Geen, I think is how you say that, which uses a strobe, light esque effect to induce hallucinations. And before we start, if you have epilepsy, photosensitivity, or nervous disorders, these experiments involve flashing lights so they can be dangerous to you. So please proceed with caution if you’re planning to watch. Mm-hmm. Okay. This is a pretty simple device. It’s a cylinder with. Specialized shapes cut into it, and it’s on top of a record player so that it will spin at 78 RPMs. Wow. My favorite RP m I’m gonna fire this baby up. Oh, it’s spinning. Now let’s bring the lights down, which literally includes bringing a light down into it. Look at this. Oh, am I seeing this for real? Oh. All right guys, I need you to close your eyes. Okay. And we’re gonna set the timer for five minutes. Five minutes, and then we’re gonna unpack what happens. So just stare at it through my eyelids, huh? Yeah, I mean, this definitely I, I’m seeing, so let’s just settle in. Okay, the time is up. Turn this thing off then. Gracious. Oh, I can do that. Wows you still with me? And did you hallucinate? The thing that kept happening to me was I would be seeing like, first of all, there’s just colors like crazy, right? It’s like colors, colors, colors, colors, colors, all kinds of different colors. What colors? Every color on the spectrum I would see like a white hot light. And then I saw some streaks of red and I didn’t see every color of the rainbow. Well, no, like I’m saying, lots of colors and flashing and then all these colors would be flashing. But then. Something would happen repeatedly where the flashing would get slower and slower and slower, and then for a few seconds the flashing would go away and it would be completely light blue. Just all light blue, and I would get a sick feeling in my stomach like I was flying. Things went very light blue for me. The light blue is the weird part. There was a point in the middle when I, I just, I felt giddy, like I just started. Smiling. Did you feel sick at all? No, I didn’t feel sick. When I would fly, I didn’t feel fly like I was flying. I feel sick. But every time I would fly because I felt like I would enter into a watermelon, like I was boring down through a watermelon in terms of it would be like green and then it would be like pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink. And then it would, then it would start flashing again and I would like come back to like, oh, there’s, you’re just in front of a machine. You flew through a watermelon on set. And then I would go into this guy and then I would dive bomb a watermelon. I’m a bitch. Jealous. I was flying and then diving into watermelon. That’s what happened to me. I didn’t, I mean, I didn’t go that far, but I was happy for a nice little, didn’t, it didn’t make me giddy. It made me sick, I guess. I don’t like watermelon. And there’s more. Alright, now we’re gonna test an app called Illuminate. This is available in the app store. You pay a subscription fee of seven bucks a month for it. Uh, let’s see. It was created by Bristol based Tom Gia and Jay Conlin who say that they want to make subconscious exploration more accessible than ever. I like the sound of that. Uh, here’s how it works. The app claims to alter the brain’s rhythms with a smartphone’s flashlight, uhhuh, putting users into a state somewhere between a psychedelic high and deep meditation. Alright, let me explore my subconscious. There’s audio that goes along with it. He’ll be listening to that. I won’t be able to hear it. When you’re ready, gimme the thumbs up. We’ll lower the lights and I’ll start it on the phone and then you can go second unless, uh, my head pops off and then you might not want to do it. Yeah. And we’ll wait until we’re both done and then we will compare our adventures. Alright, which one are you doing? Intense exploration. I want it to be as intense as possible. Yes. Here we go. Let’s lower the lights and beginning. Get yourself comfortable, okay? Get myself comfortable, close your eyes, and then take a couple of big, deep breaths in through your nose, and this is going to be very boring for me. He seems to be enjoying himself. I am back. Welcome back link. Yeah. I want you to do that and I don’t want to tell you too much about it. Yeah. You gotta get in a comfortable place where it’s like point blank blasted with that stuff. You have this urge to like open your eyes and then once you get past that and you just relax into it, I mean you really go into the a meditative place. It, it’s very similar to the first one, but better because it seems to be synchronized and headphones with the, with the music. So, alright, are you ready for some intense exploration? All right. Your journey begins now. Hey, welcome back, fellow Traveler, remove the headphones owns, and let’s debrief on our journeys. First of all, I’ll say if I walked in on you doing that, I would exit quickly. That was freaky. I couldn’t look at you ’cause I, I don’t know if I got a headache from doing it from just watching you afterward, but I’ll let you go first since it’s fresh. It’s so much more intense than the first one. I feel like I have seen the fabric of the universe. I feel like the universe pulled up its skirt. I mean that’s probably a bad, like pulled the curtain back. Don’t go Dave Matthews on it. I feel like the universe was like, this is who I am, these are my layers, and it would be this like intense, unbelievable. Image. Like the images were so fast, they were faster than my brain could process. And I would What do you mean? What do you mean images? I can’t paint, but if I was a painter, I could be like, I could paint a million different paintings for you right now based on what I just saw. Like crazy detail, all this different stuff. And bubbles and freckles, freckles, fractals. No. So we got some F rocks, fractals, and then beyond that I would see a deeper layer that would sometimes reveal itself and it would be moving a little bit slower. And then at least seven times I almost started crying. I didn’t see any tears. But no, I, I was noticing that your eyes weren’t completely closed and I was afraid you were gonna blind yourself. And then I could manipulate what the images were. ’cause I was like, this is like a dream. ’cause there was these things that all these little images and I was like, can I make the images numbers? And then they would become numbers and I’d be like, can I make the seriously images, letters? And then they would become letters for me. I saw a lot of colors. And it, I had this sensation of traveling. Oh yeah. Um, I guess the flashing, I don’t want to explain it, but I just felt like I was, I was in motion and then there were, it was more of the lights, different colors, dots and stuff. I didn’t try to control anything. I only did that at one point. I got very relaxed and then of course it changes at different points and when it got really intense, it would bring up my energy and then I would, I would find myself going into a more of a calm state, but I didn’t feel like I was connecting with anything because I think I knew in the back of my mind it was basically somebody shining a flashlight and going like this, you know, there were a couple of times when I just felt I was in a pool at, at one point I felt like I was floating face down in like. A river, so I was like traveling. You try, I guess you try to make sense of it. I think some of the sounds had had a, this is like coming through water maybe, and I would be like, I’m in a pool and I’m coming to the top, and then it would just kind of fade into something else. On a scale of one to 10, the first one was a three and that was a nine because I’m leaving room for other possibilities. We have one more possibility. Let’s get to it. Before we do this last exercise, we wanna remind you about the last quarterly collectible item of the year. The re link pluses. Yeah. You need an what? What if? If you need an emotional support plushy, let it be us and they talk. Spell that. You gotta sign up for third degree quarterly or annual by December 31st. By the end of the year. Visit it mythical society.com for details. Be your mythical best. As you can see. We can. Alright, I’m gonna keep mine. Right here just to keep me company. Okay. Alright. So we dropped $360 on this thing, and that’s not including the second set of, uh, really cool looking glasses. I mean, basically it’s just an old iPod and NASCAR glasses. Uh, it’s called Casino Mind Machine, uh, created by a company called Mind Place. And we’re gonna do a 15 minute session called Starlet Night. I gotta tell you, after what I just experienced, it’s supposed to take you to a real tranquil place. This is longer and more intense, and it’s supposed to use other colors. Is this okay for the brain? I mean, I feel like I’ve already traveled the breadth and width of the universe. Am I gonna break through? I mean, I almost cried in the last one. Cry, man. I, something may happen to me. I don’t know. I may not even be here. I may enter into this iPod. You’re gonna be fine or better. Okay. All right. Who’s gonna get it started? ’cause now I can’t see anything. I, I got, I got it. I got it. Here we go. I, I gotta remember to keep my eyes closed under here. There we go. Did we make it? I think everybody in here is asleep. Uh, I’ll say not nearly as intensive an experience as the last one. What would you say? It was not a visual experience. About three to four minutes in, I thought, is this broken? Well, there was music and there’s the lights changed. Colors, and it was subtle and there wasn’t flashing. It was almost like I fell asleep in a cop car. Yeah. Yeah. And I saw some greens at that point. It was greens and blues. Some blues, but then something very significant happen. Okay, so this is gonna freak you out a little bit. Hey, I’m ready for it. Listen, I, last time I felt like I was going through, like, I, yeah. Traveling, and I was, this is like, it was, it was a trial. I was receiving something else, and I received secret knowledge. I, I know you got, y’all think I make everything up, but I’m I, okay. Okay. Yeah. I, I believe you. No. Tell us your secret knowledge. No. So I felt like I reached the liminal space between the sleep and awake, right? Yeah. Where these things start materializing conceptually, not visually. Okay. And the first thing that happened was that had these very strong images of NASA equipment. Somewhere like on a planet. And then I was like, oh crap. NASA has gone someplace other than the moon. And then I was just like, oh, that’s just Mars. But hold on, here’s the thing. I felt like I received that knowledge directly from Mars versus just knowing it. I know that doesn’t make any sense. Then the second thing that happened is I visualized a bathroom at a school, a kind of like tile covered bathroom that you would have at like Bowie Creek Elementary School. Mm-hmm. And I felt like I was receiving knowledge that at this school that I was seeing, there was a body buried underneath the bathroom. I cannot join you on this investigation. I felt so strongly about this. I was like, oh, I have tapped into, oh, it’s a knowledge stream. And then what is it, what underneath the light blue tile, I. In this bathroom, there is a body buried underneath. Is it a child’s body? I don’t know, but it’s a body in the place where the urinals are. Sir, you can’t give us a description. We are not gonna be able toe, I’m just saying if you know of a bathroom that was constructed in a school, it’s got light blue tile. If you go to the spot where the urinals are and you take a jackhammer, there will possibly be a body you’re asking them to look for. And then after that it was just went back to lights. And I, I, I mean, talk about the liminal space. Yeah. I wanted to go to sleep. That’s pretty much it. You, I’m, I’m committed to being honest. You have Oh, you and not Oh, okay. Okay. Between the two of us, who’s the one that stretches things out? Hey, don’t. Okay. Now that I wasn’t directing that at you. Yeah, you’re, I’m speaking for myself. You, yeah. You just did this. I’m not BSing, I’m not saying I think any of it’s real. I’m just saying that those were the things that came to me very, very strongly and significantly, I’m not saying it for entertainment purposes. I’m saying that that is what happened. I respect that, but I, I didn’t get any messages from anybody. Well, I mean, maybe you need to go in for another session. No, I’m good. Uh, maybe you want to take this thing with you. I might take it home. I actually like to go into more children’s bathrooms with it. Um, yeah. But if you need to help with me, if you need me to help you solve any crimes, I’ll just be at home with my iPod and my glasses. I think I’m just gonna rip off the cord and walk around and be this guy forever. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. Uh, seeing that again for the second time, I feel like I, I really need to follow up and contact Bowie’s Creek Elementary School and have them dig out the bathroom. Yeah. Because to find the body, the information did not get back to them. No. From that. What about the whole Mars base? Uh, that still hasn’t come to light, but there’s some No, it has, there’s Mars, there’s equipment on Mars. That’s all the only thing I was seeing there, just like rovers and stuff. Oh, rovers and such. Oh, that’s it. Not a full base. Alright, what are you doing? What are you doing? A SM. Harsh, if you like as MR, you’re gonna love this next episode if you’re awake, if your asleep is even better. This is where we try ear cleaning, A SMR from September 6th, 2018. Today we clean your ears. Let’s talk about that. Good mythical morning. The internet has more nooks and crannies than a polygonal English muffin. Hmm, and one of the most niche, yet also most popular corners of the web is made up of A SMR videos. Some of our favorite, you know, about A SMR videos. Uh, they’re basically the ones where people do unusual things to create interesting sounds that give brains of the listeners a heaping handful of happy tingles and contrary to what many people think, uh, A SMR isn’t just mindless icee and foam crushing being performed in front of GoPros and cheap microphones, though, if you are interested in ice heating and foam crushing, may I recommend our icee and foam crushing videos. Uh, they’re both great. Yes. So come with us now as we take a trip to the weird part of the internet. Now, these days, ass M artists across the globe are using the greatest technology available to give your auditory cortex that tingle it so desperately desires. For example, have a look at what the girls over at Rapunzel A SMR are up to do kinds of scratchings. Just because I don’t understand this world doesn’t mean that I don’t love it. Right. Okay. Between us, we have one of those really fancy 3D microphones that they have. It’s a binaural microphone, basically extremely sensitive microphone. It’s got a capsule, capsule capture in each air. Mm-hmm. And so it allows you to basically hear sounds just like you would hear them in the real world. So this experience that we’re about to take you on is best had with earphones on. But uh, so I encourage you to grab your earphones, put those on or head buds or whatever they’re called these days. Usually earbuds and headphones. But if you don’t have them, you mix it up and it doesn’t matter. That’s why we love you. This is still gonna be weird even if you don’t have those. So let’s get to cleaning some ears. I’m speaking into your ear and I’m speaking into your other ear. And of course we’re gonna clean your ears today and we want to respect your cleanliness. So we’re going to put on our rubber Glock. Yes. We’re just gonna ease our fingers right into our rubber gloves. My hand is so sweaty, so it’s difficult. I’ve got one glove on. I can’t get my fingers into my glove because my hands are just so sweaty ’cause I’m so excited. There we go, both gloves. I’ve won the glove race. I need some baby powder. Now. Next, just, just relax. I’ve purchased this amazing ear cleaning kit on Amazon. I just opened it in your ear. Amazon didn’t have another, uh, ear cleaning kit. So I have a dental kit and I’m gonna start shoving this metal device in your ear. There we go. Sorry. Watch out. I’m just, I’m just rubbing the inside of your ear with this metal device. It feels great to you. I’m sure you’ve got some ear tarter. You gotta really scrape it. I’m gonna scoop it a little bit, just a little scoop, and I’m gonna taste it. It’s pretty good. You, you’ve got a really strange diet I can tell. What have you been getting into? You’ve been a, you’ve been a bad boy. Oh, look at what I’ve got here. Sorry. I’ve got a ball of flow. I’m gonna, you’ve been a bad person For those who enjoy a more intense wax removal sensation like I do, there’s only one thing that’ll do the trick flow. I’m gonna shove it deep in the ear orifice. I’ve got orange flo on this side. Okay. I, I don’t even know if you can, we’re gonna just pluck a little bit away. Just, just a little bit. Okay. Yes. I’m just, I don’t understand. I’m just blocking out some flow. Your ear is covered in flowing. Don’t sleep on flowing anymore. There’s a whole piece. Okay, now I’m gonna Do you, do you like that as much as I do? I’m a good flown blocker. Okay. Any good ear cleaning? Should always include a deep ear shave there. It’s, oh. Alright. Nick, I can’t believe how much hair you have in there. We gotta do something about that, mister. That’s right. So impressive. Your hair is so impressive. Oh yeah. That’s good. I think I got it all. Clean is a whistle. Whistle. Whistle. Whistle. Now this whole A SME trend got us wondering why is A SMR for your nose a thing yet? Well, now it’s good question. Here we go. We just, we’re just putting your nose on you. Don’t worry. Oh, your nose is so big. Wow. You know what? You need it. We’re gonna place a head on you there. Just look at that. You look incredible. You a. But we gotta get something. We gotta get some stuff outta that big hunker. I got some kinky chopsticks here. Yes. I don’t know why we’re using chopsticks. You gotta, you gotta pull out the boogers. Alright, we’re, we’re pulling out your boogers. Oh, there’s, wow. Aren’t you get so stuffed. Wow. Really? Oops. Get that salty. So salty. Oh, there we go. There it comes. What on earth have you been smelling? Have you been in some sort of industrial environment without a respirator? You gotta, we gotta take it up a notch with this blue thing. Oh yeah, the blue. The blue thing. I think my friend is having some trouble penetrating. I think I’m just stuffing it further in there. Wow. That one was pretty weird. I’m glad we put it at the end of the marathon because you’re fully asleep. Everyone’s totally asleep. So it doesn’t matter what we say at this point. Matter of fact, I’m thinking maybe, maybe I’ll just tuck myself in right here and take a little, take a little sleep myself. And that does it for our big Sleepy Time marathon. This is how I sleep. I sleep on my cute little hands. Thanks for letting us hang out in your bedroom for a little while. Yeah, we really like it in here. Yeah. Sweet Dreams. We’ll see you on Monday for the beginning of Good Mythical Summer. 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