| Intro: A C#m D D A I’m tied down C#m I’m locked up D I don’t make independent decisions D But my wife says that I don’t miss it A My old friends C#m They don’t call D In fact this weekend they’re riding skidoos D While I’m taking my kids to three zoos Bm D But the third zoo isn’t exactly a zoo Bm E It’s a family counselor dressed like a raccoon A I’m a family man F#m C#m Living according to a family plan E F#m I just found somebody’s feces on my hand D E I grab a towel that’s monogrammed A ‘Cause I’m a family man | A I don’t have C#m A dream job D I bust my butt every day from 9 to 5 D To finance the dreams of my kids and wife A C#m And my wife has a business idea D She wants to sell these teeny, tiny hats D Made especially for little baby cats Bm D Notice that I didn’t say kitten Bm E My wife says that a baby cat is something different A I’m a family man F#m C#m We all don’t fit in a sedan E F#m My last child that spawn of Satan was unplanned D E Please cut my vas deferens A I’m a family man A I’m a family man |