Frozen Foods Marathon

I’ll take one frozen food marathon please. Good Mythical More marathon. Now, seeing how it’s canonically the chilliest time of the year, but factually, on aggregate, pretty warm thanks to climate change. Thanks, climate change. We put together a collection of episodes all about the chilliest food of all, frozen food. Anything that’s in the freezer or goes in the freezer is fair game for this marathon. So this is not just taste test. Yep. There’s some surprises in here. It could be how long did we last? In a freezer. It could be if you freeze it and thump it, does it fall off? Yeah, it could be how sharp can you make your nipples if it’s cold enough? You might be seeing, um, what sounds do we make when we get cold? Boy, you really got me now. Yeah. I’m not clicking away. What are you done? Is there anything else we might see? Eh, no, because you ended on the, it was great, it was super great. Yeah, that was great. I just loved the way you. It was so great. You did that. Popsicles is where we’re gonna start. Mm-hmm. Um, but we’ve tried some Popsicle flavors that have probably never existed before, and, um, yeah, they probably shouldn’t exist again. And when you say we’ve tried, you meant we did try. In this episode. And that’s what we’re about to watch. Yes. From September 20th, 2021. This is the Mystery Popsicle Taste Test. Ooh. (rooster crows) (animal roars) (object slams) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We have a series of strange popsicles made by the Mythical Kitcheneers. We’re gonna lick ’em and guess what they are, the winner is gonna be more awesome. – At what, you know what that should be always be the prize. But first we’re gonna give you a random disturbing fact. Did you know that the waters of the ‘Pirates of The Caribbean’ ride is filled with the ashes of many people’s dead relatives? Yep, its true. – But that’s not sanctioned by the park, I’m sure? – It’s just people over the years, I guess they’ve spread the ashes. – Here’s the info it’s reportedly quite common for Disney guests to sneak in their family members’ ashes, in plastic bags or pill bottles. Once inside visitors spread the ashes throughout landscaping, flower beds and water rides, including parts of the Caribbean and it’s a small world. One Disneyland custodian told a reporter, the haunted mansion probably has so much human ashes in it that it’s not even funny. – It’s actually kinda creepy, but it’s also a kind of fitting. – All right, we’re gonna lick these things according to the order that you tell us, Stevie. – [Stevie] Oh, yes, yes that’s true. I was going to let the audience know that, the audience. – Listen up Audience – [Stevie] Know that the mythical kitcheneers, have boiled random food items and then taken the water part and then they’ve made these popsicles. So they’re probably really delicious. – And I also have been told by Trevor, so I going to go that they added color to these. – [Stevie] Yes. – That are distracting and throw you off. – Counter intuitive coloring. – Is that right, Trevor? – [Trevor] That is correct. But also maybe the counter intuitiveness is that we colored it, like what they are flavored so that you wouldn’t think to, I’m just saying. – Right, ’cause counter, counter intuitive is just intuitive. – [Trevor] Yeah. – [Stevie] How about pink? Let’s go pink. – Let’s go pink or go home. Lick it. Good God. It’s so salty. – That is salty. – I mean, is it just salt? – Did you just make salt? – Oh my gosh. – It really doesn’t have… – it’s not… – Oh, it’s salty and fatty. – Is it, do we just guess? – Bacon? – Well, I’m asking if we just guess. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Do we just guess? – [Stevie] Yeah, I think you just guess. – Bacon? – [Stevie] No, your first answer was salt. Yeah, I mean, I don’t know what else… – Himalayan sea salt? – [Stevie] No, I mean. – Ham? – [Stevie] That is one of the things that you put in this when you, I’m trying to give you hints. – Trevor, why are you dancing over there? – [Trevor] You keep guessing pink foods even though we just told you it wasn’t going to be a pink food- – Pasta! – [Trevor] Because its colored pink. – [Stevie] Yes. – It’s pasta, it’s pasta water. – [Stevie] Pasta water, yeah. – It’s pasta water, that’s got salt in it. You gotta salt your pasta water, don’t skip that step! – Ugh! – Amateur chefs out there. – I mean something just about, should I? – Should we, should we, should we. – I’m going to put that there. What color’s next? – [Stevie] How about blue? – I’m a little bit nervous now. – [Stevie] You’re nervous after pasta water? – It made me feel sick. – Made me feel sick. – Lick it. Oh it’s so salty. – Liver? – Fish? It’s fishy! – [Stevie] Link is closer. – Squid? – Sardines? – [Stevie] It’s not a gross thing. – Flounder? (laughter) Trout, fried trout. – Chicken? – [Stevie] No, I said, yes, you’re in seafood, but… – Seaweed? – Crab, I taste crab, it’s creamy. – Oh, it’s shrimp. – [Stevie] Shrimp. – Yeah, it’s shrimp. – So goddamn close. – Its a shrimp stick. – Oh, gosh. – Did you get one of them shrimp sticks, it’s blue? You get one of them blue shrimp sticks? – [Stevie] Purple. – Right outside the T-Mart they set up and they got blue Shrimp sticks. – Blue shrimp sticks, right outside? – Blue shrimp sticks. – Blue shrimp sticks right outside of the T-Mart. – It Ain’t got any shrimp, you buy the shrimp separate, it’s just shrimp water. – I bet people lining up for that, to get away from it. (faint laughter) Are you licking already? This one’s got a consistency, this is bumping. – This is milly. – This one tastes, it feels like I’m licking the tongue of a lizard. – This is a sweet thing. – Like a cat’s tongue. – That gave into the water. It became part of the offage of the water. – Play dough? – No, like cotton candy or something, but like something that’s more disintegrated, like a pop tart! – Oh wait, is bready. – Toaster strudel? – [Stevie] No, but you are in the right realm. – A sweet pastry type thing. – [Stevie] Yeah, you’re in the right realm. – A cupcake? – Oatmeal cream pie? – [Stevie] Now you’re closer even, I would say. – It tastes like a little Debbie – Twinkies? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Why am I the one that’s teeing you up for the guess? – I don’t know when it said Pop Tart, you hear me, hey! You getting them pop tarts sneaking in out there? You probably want to put Pop Tarts in there? – I don’t think so. – But I know that it’s a Twinkie. Right next to the driving range. – Right next to the driving range? – They set up shop. – Did she have a Twinkie? – They set up next to the driving range, I go out there when I’m driving. (inaudible dialogue) – Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor. – What’s wrong, Trevor? Why are you laughing so hard? You like that voice, Trevor? You want to drive to the driving range? – Trevor it’s better at the driving range. – We can take a little, we can take a couple of swings. – I let Trevor get a little- – He’s wheezing over there. – I let Trevor get a little bite of my Twinkie stick one time. – Nothing we’ve done has ever been that funny, ever. – [Stevie] Okay we can go green. – Supportive got to have a round, ain’t he? – Yeah, yeah I appreciate that. – I mean, did you want it to be green? – What did you say Stevie? – [Stevie] I said yellow. – We’re going to do what you say. – [Stevie] Trevor, you okay? – Oh gosh- – [Trevor] Yeah, I’m okay. – You gon’ have a trouble with this one. – Octopus. – [Stevie] No. – Oh, hot dogs. – [Stevie] Closer. – Baloney. Little Smokies. Little Smokies. – [Stevie] No. – Pigs feet. – [Stevie] No, no, it’s not. – Ham? – [Stevie] It’s not gross. – It is gross. – [Stevie] No, but the thing isn’t gross. – It is, it’s gross. – It’s just beef. – [Stevie] Beef, what? – Oh, just wiping my face where I want to lick. – Beef steak? Beef tongue? – I don’t even care. Give me a hand Trevor. – Liver, no, it’s not liver. – Give us a hint – Beef tripe? – [Stevie] I literally am saying the first word is beef and there’s one other word. – Beef Stew? Beef Stroganoff? – [Stevie] You get it- – Beef and broccoli? – [Stevie] In a convenience store. – Beef Sausage? – Beef jerky? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Oh gosh. This is horrible. – Did you last time? – What last time? – Last time we went into the driving range, you see Trevor right there by himself? – I was, I drunk too much. I was, I was- – I think he- – I couldn’t see straight. – I looked for his car- – It was like looking through an aquarium. – I looked for his car, I think he walked out there to the driving range. – He has a moped. – Yeah, I think he got in trouble with the law. – What color? We have 3 more of these. – [Stevie] The color of The Good Mythical Crew Podcast. – Oh, you want us to, ok. Stevie’s asking us to promote the Good Mythical Crew podcast. Available on the Mythical Society, check it out. Latest episode; Nicole and Matt Carney, former employee of Hot Dog on a Stick, join Chase to talk about our Willet series. So if you want the inside scoop on Willet hear Nicole and Matt Talk about that on the Good mythical crew podcast, released every month exclusively to Mythical Society. – Exclusively. – Second degree can listen. Third degree can watch and listen, mythicalsociety.com. – [Stevie] Black. – Is this black? – You said that like you’re about to start crying. – I don’t about this one, this one’s scary. Hmm. Okay. – Oh. – It doesn’t smell bad. – Oreo? – I’m not tasting it. – Oh no, I just broke through to something. Something a little spicy. – I’m not getting anything. – Yeah, something spicy. – I don’t wanna bite it. – You gotta get your tongue worked in there. – Oh, it’s so spicy. Ramen, ramen water, Hot, hot and spicy chicken, chicken wing. – It’s just jalapenos that have been boiled. – [Stevie] No. – But it is a pepper? – Habanero. – [Stevie] No, it’s not a pepper. It is something spicy. – It’s just a sauce, it’s just a hot sauce. Just put it in a pot. – [Stevie] No. – Boil it. – [Stevie] It’s a snack. – Takis. Flaming hot Cheetos. – What’s the other? I can smell it now, once you know what it is- – I kinda want to bite this one. – Oh, have at it, man. Gosh. – You should do that. – I have not gotten any of these correct. – That’s evident. – By the score of five to zero. Green or orange? – [Stevie] Orange. – Okay. – This is another Thickie. – So, I mean, it looks like cement, and it’s like sand, why are they sandy? – It looks like clay, it looks like- – Yeah, like dirt. – [Trevor] When you boil stuff, some of the particles kind of leak off, and then when you freeze it, it just gets a little grainy. Do you guys like popsicles like that? – This is a meat. – This is a meat. I don’t, I can’t taste anything but hot Cheetos, because I took a bite of that last one. – This is so. – [Stevie] I feel like you might need to take a bite of this one. – I can’t. – [Stevie] I think you’ll like taking a bite on this one. – Oh. – Oh, something green in there too? – That’s baked beans. (laughter) – It is baked beans, isn’t it? I just so I’m so nervous and grossed out. I just, something about- – That’s Bush’s baked beans. – Savory popsicles is the grossest thing to me. That’s Bush’s baked beans, right? – [Stevie] Mm-mm. Well, I don’t have the it’s the Trevor’s the bushes. – She just called you, treasure. – [Trevor] Yes. Thank you Stevie. Those are Bush’s baked beans. – Treasure Everts. – Does your girlfriend ever call you treasure? – [Trevor] No. – Well she needs to start. – [Male Voice] Treasure and Destiny. – Oh treasure, stop it. You’re embarrassing me at the driving range. – I bet you, if we can do this, it will be over. The green one? – Yeah. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Is this gonna be a clean sweep, man, am I going to get seven? Oh wow, that’s got- – What is that? – Well it smells a lot worse than it tastes. Asparagus? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Look at you. Thank you for getting that over with quickly. That’s exactly, I mean, it’s just one of those things, man. It’d being cold and hard and icy, it’s like I become blind to it. – Yeah. – Like a person who’s face blind. They just, they can’t take people’s faces. – You’re taste blind. – I’m frozen taste blind. – [Stevie] You know what? I feel like, I think on Willett Popsicle, like, whoa, it’s like seven years ago or something at this point, I think we made a Twinkie Popsicle, didn’t we? – It feels like the kind of thing that we would have done. – I mean, at a certain point, we’re gonna retread ideas, you know? – [Stevie] Well, they did not look as beautiful as these, ’cause we use that like Ikea kids thing, remember, and all, we didn’t have a culinary team, I’ll say that. – And I’ve licked all of these. – You know what, sign ’em and sell ’em. – Trevor, you can have them. – [Trevor] Yeah? Thank you. Twinkies by the driving range, but Trevor never fully recovered from that. Yeah. I think his voice changed after, uh, well not because of puberty. I’m not saying he, he went through puberty. Right. I’m just saying he, he, he laughed so hard. Yeah, anytime we, anytime we wanna really get him going, it’s Twinkies by the driving range. But maybe that is what put him over the edge of puberty. I don’t know, we’ll have to ask him. Uh. You know what? Yell at him from across the street whenever you see him. Yeah. In public. That’s really the takeaway here. I will say that ever since this moment, uh, which is, you know, quite an accomplishment, getting a queen sweep on, on the, the show, especially in a more, a queen, a queen sweep in a more. That’s really something to hang your hat on. Uh, I am often randomly approached from people across the street, who bring me their popsicles. Put ’em in your mouth. And ask me to identify it. Put ’em in your mouth. And, uh, I gotta say that I have freely accepted stranger’s popsicles into my mouth because I feel like if I don’t, uh, they might feel judged. I mean, we did do that one video where. Yeah, we have done that. Mm-hmm. Where we were eating other people’s stuff. Oh yeah, and popsicles. And it was like a. That’s where, where is it hot comes from? No, I was thinking about, um, when we were at the Turkish festival and we started asking strangers if we could taste their food or they give it to us or something like, and we, we scored each other. Pre pandemic, you know what I mean? Good gosh. Next up, who says that only humans should be able to enjoy frozen foods? This is Frozen Dog Treats Taste Test from August 31st, 2020. (rooster crows) (lion roars) – Barbara, everything is going to be okay. – Welcome to Good Mythical MORE. We got the furry girls with us, and we are gonna try some frozen dog treats. – All right but first, Barbara read this. What does gifticality mean? It means we’re donating $1,000 to an organization we feel is doing incredibly work- (Barbara whines) It’s not upsetting, this is great. Barbara is upset about global warming, because we are a giving $1,000 to 350.org. 350.org is an international movement of ordinary people working to solve the climate crisis in the age of fossil fuels and build a world community-lead energy for all. Go help help us. (Barbara barks) Yes! – Yeah. – Help us donate at 350.org/donate. – That’s right, Barbara. – She believes in it because she’s got this coat. She can’t handle climate change. Look at this coat she’s got. – You trim her back though. – Yeah, well she actually just got trimmed. – Oh which they gonna. Hold on you just can’t do that yet ’cause this is for- – Hold it up. (laughs) – Okay, so we got these dog treats, that we are gonna try with them. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are going to be able to get into it. It’s gonna be great, it’s gonna be great. – You want some of this? Okay, so what’s this first one? Take one of those and then hold Barbara. Jade, come check out this one. – [Stevie] Turkey and cinnamon popsicles. – Turkey and cinnamon? Come around here. Sit. – Barbara is on board very quickly. (group laughing) – You wanna try that? Jade has never tried a frozen dog treat, that’s for sure. – [Stevie] There’s a reason there’s four. (group laughing) – There’s a reason there’s four, I wonder what that could be. – Oh, now you going to try to start to bite it, huh? And there is a straw in the side, so if it like starts melting. (Stevie laughing) – Here you go. Jade likes it. – The cinnamon is strong. You say there’s cinnamon? – [Link] Rhett likes it. – [Stevie] Yeah. Have they ever had frozen dog treats before? – Barbara- – I just said Jade. – Eats anything that falls on the ground. – [Stevie] I’m sorry I did not hear what you said. Jade has not? – Barbara eats ice. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Like if someone drops a piece of ice, Barbara is like, yep, it came from a human, they were about to put in their mouth, I’m gonna eat it. – [Stevie] My dog Ringo steals ice, like if it falls from the- – Oh really? – [Stevie] But then he puts it on the rug. And then he walks away from it. – Jade, she hasn’t eaten ice in a long time. This tastes furry, I doesn’t taste. It’s like fabric. – [Stevie] Speaking of furry, I pulled up your wikiFeet interests pages. – Oh you did? – [Stevie] Yeah and let me tell you, you each have your own score, your own rating. They’re different ratings. So one of you scored higher than the other one. And one of you also has more votes than the other one. Who do you think scored higher? – I know I got ugly feet. – I have no clue. – So if you didn’t score higher than my feet, then you must have- – Well I wonder if this is pre-Link trims all of the hobbit hair off of his feet Link or post. Because I don’t know, if you look at what we just did. Like I, there is no hair on my feet any more. I am done with that. – [Stevie] I’m only in the Google search view because I’m afraid if I click on them, I don’t know, something will happen. So, I’m just looking at the ratings and votes from the, you know, the preview page. – So then we’ve got… – Okay what is this? – Well I’m gonna let ’em eat this and then you can reveal it. – No, not yet. – This is Crazy-Delish treat for dogs. – Look at this, Barb. – Probiotic pack frozen yogurt cups. – Right here, Barbara, right here. – Jade, Jade. – Here lets do this, bring it around this way. Hey, look, look here it is. No, no. Look this, that. It’s food! – She really wants this. So let’s. Here you take that, thank you. No Barbara, stay up here. – Look, look, look. – Check that out. – [Stevie] What flavor is this? – This is- – Banana and peanut butter. Okay, here, look. – PB and B. – Put everything over there, my dog is too crazy. – Do you like that, Jade? – Look, look. Look look look look look. It’s food its peanut butter and banana. – So do you like that? It’s pretty good to you? – She’s like, The thing you just had is better than this. – Yeah, that, I mean that’s definitely. – Barbara, this is the only thing that you get to eat right now. This is it. This is the only thing you get to eat right now. Nope, you can sniff around all you want. – I can’t tell if Jade is sad because her tail’s down, but she is liking it. – That’s it, this is only thing that you can eat. – I mean it is pretty conclusive that Barb is going for the other thing because she likes to lick fabric. – Don’t look at me. – She’s not even interested in that. – Look, look, look. – [Stevie] Well, this is like a sweet thing, and the other one had turkey in it. – Yeah, this one is more desserty. – She is not ready for this. – [Stevie] Okay, one of you has a five the other one has a 4.9. – Oh really? What’s the top score you could get? – [Stevie] A five. – (laughs) Okay. – And does it say how many votes? – [Stevie] The person with the five has 116 votes. And the person with a 4.9 has 95 votes. – So probably has to do with one of us showing feet more than the other one really. – Barbara, look. Okay, all right, okay. – Well hope it’s me because I put a lot of work into the… (group laughing) What just happened? – Oh, is she showing her butt hole? – No she’s, she’s… Jade really likes this. – Barbara is eating this whole thing, it’s just. – Put it that way so they can see her eating it. Look, she just bit the whole thing. I mean, Jade eats ice cream the same way I do, and Barbara eats ice cream the way you do. Just devours it as if she’s trying to kill it. – As she if she likes it. (laughs) – I like to enjoy it. I’m a lick daddy, man. Look at that, nice, controlled. But I’m gonna remove this, Jade, because let’s try something else. – Barbara, there’s other things coming. – Pupsicle Mix. – What is this? – That’s the popsicle mix. – Oh so you buy this mix, this powder, and then you make it into the popsicle. – Oh that’s what this is. – So you can take that home because she loves that crap. – Well, it’s basically gone. – [Stevie] Guys, Link has the five. – Yes! I beat you by a 10th of a point. – Congratulations. (laughs) – Jade you wanna try this one? Let’s see if she is more interested in this one. – That is just straight up ice cream. – Barbara, here. – [Stevie] The heck, Chase, you do not have a wikiFeet. I don’t know how that’s possible. I cannot Google myself, it won’t be funny. – Do you think you’re on wikiFeet? Have you shown your feet on this show? – [Stevie] Uh, oh that’s true, yeah. Chase’s feet has been really, really displayed on the show. – Wow, I gotta get Jade some of this stuff because she really likes it. Doggy Sunday flavor treat for dogs. – Barbara, look, this is the thing that you have to eat right now. – I don’t know what flavor, beef flavor treat. – It’s beef flavored! – She is not interested in that either, huh? (Jade growls) – Jade just growled at her. – Did she growl or fart because I was looking at her- – No, she growled. Barbara, this is the option right now, this is the thing you can eat. – I’m surprised that Jade is into this stuff. – Look. – Jade’s not usually into much. – She’s like, it’s hard to get too. She doesn’t like it because she really has to work for it. – When I take jade away from it, she’s also content, it’s not like she loves it so much that… Oh, she’s also a bit distracted by just looking around everywhere. Okay which- – Okay, now you understand that’s good, you get to have beef flavor going on. – Which one of these do you like better, Jade? – Seems clear. She’s like, whichever one’s easiest to get to, I’ll lick. (group laughing) – So now they’re both there. She goes back to the beef one. – Swing around here. Swing around here. – What else do we have? Okay, so we’ve done this, we’ve done this. – Spin around. – Oh man, here’s another one. – The Bear and the Rat cooltreatsfordogs.com is serving up frozen yogurt dog treat flavored with bacon and peanut butter. Try that one. – Here’s a new one. Here’s a new one. Barbara. – See if she likes that one better. – You gotta think about. You gotta be a performer, you gotta think about the camera. – All right, Jade you try that one in the middle there. Do you like that one? She’s interested in that one. Quick reminder, we’re launching the Mythical Summer Sale over at store, mythical.com, through 9-4, September 4, you can get up to 30% off select items and another chance to grab some previously discontinued items. Putting a few more back up there. Okay? I’m not going to say what they are, you just gotta go over to mythical.com, check it out, though September 4. Up to 30% off, y’all. – You see how easy I’m making this for you? I’m holding you like a baby. – Jade does not want the bacon and peanut butter. Well, yes she does. – You don’t even have to work for it. – [Link] Okay, but you insist on it. Pooch Creamery, freeze it when you’re ready to use it. Birthday cake flavor. What do we have here? – Barbara, you just threw it on me. – Barbara, check this out, Barbara. – Hey, this one’s a big one. – Barbara, come get the- – Barbara, here’s a big one. – Barbara, Barbara, Barbara come get the big one. (group laughing) What just happened. – I’m trying to get her. She insist on making… – So Jade clearly likes the Doggy Sunday beef flavored the best. Barbara learn any new tricks, or you done with that? – Ah, you know what, at the beginning of all this quarantine stuff, I was like, oh this would be a great time, to teach Barbara some new tricks, but it kind of never got past that. The intention. – Yeah, I know, I never even thought about that for Jade. – Can Jade sit now? – She can sit, she could always sit. What, do I have to prove it you? – Yeah. – Jade, look at me, Jade. (Link snaps fingers) Jade, Jade look at my face. Sit. (group laughing) – Yeah, you got to prove it to me. (laughs) – What if I took the thing she wanted. Hey Jade. (group laughing) This is a whole bunch of old ones. – Oh, no. – See she no knows. – No, that wasn’t. Yeah she’s gotta go from standing to sitting on your command. – Okay stand up, Jade. Jade, sit. – Ah, she was gonna do it anyway. – There’s never a point when I really need to get her to sit or do anything. Everything- – Well you need to get her to come to you, that’s the most important command. – Yeah, she doesn’t do that. – [Stevie] Guys, guys, I have something else talked about briefly in the episode. That I don’t wanna forget to say. Which, I mean after wikiFeet, wikiFeet was important that I talked. – What was your score? – [Stevie] I, Matt said he would tell, I don’t wanna Google, I don’t wanna know. We’re moving on. The thing I wanted- – Well, let’s see if we beat you. See if we beat you. – [Stevie] I wanted to talk about, was home much I like Jennifer Garner’s Instagram videos. Have you stumbled upon? – Oh yes. – [Stevie] Oh my god. – We know about those in McLaughlin household. – [Stevie] She just, you cannot love someone more than her. – What does she do? – She’s funny. – [Stevie] She’s does a lot of cooking stuff. She also recently posted this video, she also dressed up. I guess her daughter was learning about colonial times on a Zoom classroom, and so she dressed up and showed them how to use a fan. And she’s just so, gosh, she’s just so lovable that Jennifer Gardner. I am her number one fan now, I’m her number one fan. I don’t follow her but it pops up on my discover, you know? I wonder what her wikiFeet is. – But we do know what your score is because it has been given to us. – Stevie, 82 votes. – You got 82 votes, so just keep that in mind. 82 votes. – [Stevie] Honestly, that makes me feel a lot better knowing that you have more votes than I do. – You know what? If I didn’t know our scores, I would think, this is a really solid score. (group laughing) 4.6. – 4.6. – I mean 4.6 I would be like, sang that’s a good score. Out of five? How you get a perfect score? – [Stevie] Hold on, I’m looking at Jennifer Gardner’s wikiFeet. – 42 People called your feet beautiful. – [Stevie] Wow, 2,558 votes for Jenifer, a 4.8. Must have have some nice feet. I have finger toes. Have you ever seen my toes? – Yeah you gotten, your whole foot’s very elongated. – [Stevie] Very long. – And then it’s- – Yeah I got a super long toes as well. – [Stevie] Very long, yeah. – But you know I still got a 4.9. – [Stevie] If I just lost a pinkie, I could just take one of my toes and put it on. – You could do the tedium, you can eat the tedium really easily. – I just gotta say, knowing what my feet look like and knowing I have a 4.9 out of 5, the entire wikiFeet enterprise has been called into question. – Listen it’s just- – [Stevie] For the first time ever. (laughs) – I thought this was a legitimate thing. And now I feel different about everything. Except my feet, I feel good- – [Stevie] Oh Josh, I’m sorry, you also do not have a wikiFeet page. You guys gotta get on this Josh and Chase wikiFeet page situation. – I have beautiful feet. – Is that enough? – I’ve never really thought about your feet, Josh. – [Josh] Why not? – I mean it’s on the list to think about, I just haven’t gotten to it. Gotta love those doggies. Now, Jade, she’s got a little sensitive stomach these days. You, you really can’t give her anything outside of her regular food. So, I don’t know if we could do this again. Yeah, I, there’s a complete moratorium on feeding Jade anything that’s not the only thing that she eats, which is her one dog food. Hmm. And what does she do if you don’t do that? Um. Tell us about it in detail. Well, you know, our, our bedroom’s on the second floor. Oh, it drips down to the house. And um, you know, she’ll, she sleeps in ’cause what, she used to sleep in the bed with us and one of the main reasons that we changed this ’cause she would get outta bed and then she would make deposits. Yes. And she would go in the bathroom, but she wouldn’t like go on the toilet, and she’s not. The rug. And she’s not like a cat or something. The bath mat. You can train a cat to do that. I, I, I carried Jade down the steps. There’s no way she’s gonna walk up steps to get on a toilet and poop in there. Is she still, uh, still being carried down the steps? Oh yeah. Oh. Um, she’s just too small and I thought she, that’s another story. We started putting her in and Jasper in a kennel to sleep, call it their bedroom. They love it. But then, so now if she needs to have an emergency outdoor visit, she’ll like yelp and I’ll like get outta bed. Christy will like nudge me and I’ll get outta bed, and, and I used to take her all the way downstairs and then she, and if her stomach’s upset ’cause she’s like got something that she’s eaten. Yeah. Um, it’ll be like 2, 3, 4 times a night. Oh. If it happens. So we did a lot of work this year to actually change her food to a high fiber, and then we like put this probiotic stuff on it and everything’s evened out for the most part. But when she like, goes to the, um, not the kennel, what’s it called? The boarding place? Yeah, yeah. Like when we go on trips. Daycare, doggy daycare. Boarding. Boarding. Um, she’ll still come back with it, and like, this morning. Oh. I went, I had to go out, I was like, man, this has been a tough week. You know, after, after like the Thanksgiving boarding, she was like all weirded out inside. And so stuff was coming outside, but I don’t take her downstairs. The thing I would just. Hold her over the balcony. I just go over and I like open the door to the balcony and she just walks out there. And I got one of those, ’cause you told me to, get one of those uh, squares of fake. Puppy pads. Puppy pads? Yeah. Square fake grass. Oh, you do fake grass? Yeah. I’m talking about just the absorbing. Not real grass. But I’ve done the fake grass as well with a pad underneath it, ’cause if they urinate on it, you want it to go through and then. It catches, it has a catch. Oh, it has a catch. But she doesn’t go out there to urinate, she goes out there to. Defecate. I wouldn’t even call it that. Oh God. Is it like, it’s more cloacal. And then she doesn’t, yeah, she doesn’t, um. More, more bird-like. But it’s too small. And then she’ll do that once and then the next time she’s like going all over my patio up there. Yeah. Aren’t you glad you stuck on around? Aren’t you glad you stuck around for this. This morning I’m out there like. Hey. Scraping all that up. Y’all got pets, y’all know how it works. You know what. Poor girl. Doctors say humans have at least five senses. Sciences say one of those senses is smell. We say this next episode is, can we guess this frozen food by smelling it from June 11th, 2021? (rooster crows) (tiger growls) (dramatic thud) (Wheel of Mythicality clicking) – Ooh, you know, you wanted to find out where dat wheel was gonna land, and there it is. Welcome to “Good Mythical More,” can we smell frozen foods and identify what they are? Because that’s a skill we all need. – Don’t freak out, but you stepped on a crack in the sidewalk! – Don’t freak out, but your mother’s back is currently being broken. – But it doesn’t matter because she’s naked. – And you never loved her anyway. – Right. (crew laugh) Who are we kidding? I mean, she was really, she was into her career more than she was into you. – All moms aren’t great moms. – Yeah. – Just, you know? – Yeah. – Just move on. – Right. You can always find another one. – Why you been dodging cracks this whole time? – My- – True, true, my mom actually did break her back. – I remember that, in her Toyota van. – What was that van? – It was a tan van that like, it was shaped- – It was like a space van. – It was shaped like a Volkswagen, what’s the most famous Volkswagen van? – Bus. – The Bus. – VW Bus. – But it’s shaped like that. – It had a stumpy front on it, and you like, you kinda sat on the motor to drive. – Yes, just like the VW Bus. – And she, I mean- – It was in Lillington. – I don’t think she had- – Near the river. – I think she’s okay. Well, I know she’s okay. – I think she’s okay. – Yeah, that thing. – Yes! – She had, we had one of those. That was our family van. – I thought it was so cool. – It took her a while to recover, but like, she doesn’t, to break your back, and to not have any lasting side effects, that’s pretty phenomenal. That’s my mom for ya. Love you, mom. – My, for lack of a better word- – I didn’t step on a crack either. – For a lack of a better way to describe it, my taint is very cold right now. – Okay. – Like, as cold as it has ever been. – Taint too hot? (bell rings) – This episode of “Good Mythical More” is brought to you by frozentaints.com. The reason I did that is because this is a “Good Mythical S’more,” which means that the Mythical Society voted on what would happen, and they said that, they actually went along with Kevin Hamilton’s suggestion, 240 volts, 240 volts! (laughs) (Link mimics electricity zapping) For a washing machine! It was every time the bell rings, whoever’s talking has to plug a fake sponsor. – Yep, yep. – So, frozentaints.com was the first sponsor that came to my mind because my taint is freezing. – Helps you walk better when your taint’s frozen. Okay. – It’s probably doing something to my sperm count, although I can’t deploy any sperm in the summer. – That’s fine and dandy. – Yeah. (crew laugh) – All righty, let’s bring in the first one that we’re gonna smell of. Because you know, maybe you’re like stumbling late at night into the kitchen, and you wanna thaw out something, but you don’t wanna turn on any lights. So, it’s in a bowl? Can I like grab it, like it’s in a bowl or something? Okay, a plate. Okay. I’m gonna take a second sniff, then I’ll give it to you. – Just let me know when it’s ready. – Third sniff, it’s gonna take a third sniff. – I mean, the molecules aren’t moving fast enough to get to your nose. – Okay, there you go. Yeah, I just, I mean, you can’t touch it with your nose, that would be cheating. Are you getting anything? Frozen? – Maybe a meat. (bell rings) Maybe a meat. Meet your next partner at Maybe A Meet! (crew laugh) You show up at the spot, and maybe they’ll be there, and maybe they won’t. That’s part of the adventure! – Ooh. – MaybeAmeet.com. Maybe just a trip to the coffee shop by yourself. (crew laugh) Act like you’re writing something important. MaybeAMeet.com. – Yeah, always bring your laptop. MaybeAMeet.com. – No, no, and now I smell cake. (laughs) Apparently that’s not right. – [Stevie] Do you wanna guess? – I’m ready to guess. – [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one. – Chocolate. – Pork. – [Stevie] No, this is a Stevie soccer practice special. – Oh, oranges. (crew laugh) – No, I think you’d smell frozen orange. – What did you do at soccer practice? – [Stevie] I feel like I literally, I feel like we’ve had this conversation. – You’ve told us, but. – [Stevie] One of the things was a California roll from the grocery, which is dangerous in the early 2000s. – And a frozen. – [Stevie] And the other thing is a frozen snack that you put into the toaster oven. – Oh, Toaster Strudel? – Pop Tart? – [Stevie] Thanks for listening, guys. – Oh, Bagel Bites. – [Stevie] Yeah. – You, oh, toaster oven, okay. Man, see. – I did smell the meat. I did say pork. – I smelled the chocolate. (Stevie and Rhett laugh) – Smell the chocolate. – I mean, think of chocolate, and it could smell like chocolate. – Yeah, that could smell like chocolate. – It just smells like ice. – It smells like whatever you put in your head before you smell it. – Right. All right, let’s go under again. – What, why is cold stuff not smell? – Because it- – Scientifically. – Freezes in the smells. – Because you’re literally, when you smell something, you’re literally smelling molecules. – Bring it. – And they’re coming off of it when it’s hot, and therefore, they’re not when it’s frozen. I think that’s why things being frozen is safe, because it like stops it, it slows down anything that’s happened. – Okay, I think I know what this is. Don’t, I. – Yes? – Yep, take it. – It’s heavy, oh it’s a heavy one. – Okay, I think I know what this one is. – Oh, that’s got a floral smell. – Yeah. I wouldn’t describe it as floral. – It’s a sweet smell. – Yeah, a sweetie. (bell rings) This is brought to you by Sweetie, Sweetie Pie, Sweetie Pie Sweets. It’s where you go to get all your sweets and pies! I really can’t, I’m not good at improv when I have on a mask. (Rhett laughs) – He’s like a crocodile, when you cover up his eyes, he just. (Stevie laughs) – I mean, and my eyes are closed underneath. – He can’t think creative thoughts. – That’s right, I cannot be creative when my eyes are closed, (crew laughing) and I have on a blindfold. – Sweetie Pie’s! (Link laughs) Here’s what you want if you want some Sweetie Pie. – And I am toast. Is that toast? – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Cantaloupe. – I smell strawberries. – [Stevie] Okay, you guys are in the right, like general, yeah, it’s a fruit. – Fruit. – Melon. – [Stevie] No. – I thought it was a melon. Are you smelling it again? ‘Cause I should get another smell too. – Wow, melon, cantaloupe. – That’s what, I guessed that earlier. – Okay, yeah, ’cause now that you put that thought in my head. – Now I smell strawberries. – Yeah, ’cause I put that thought in your head. I put the strawberries in your head, you put cantaloupe in my head. Hmm, what could it be? – [Stevie] Tropical. – Pineapples. – Pineapple. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Oh, it’s hard to smell. – Oh, it is a whole half pineapple. – Look at that. (bell rings) – Are you interested in a pineapple, but just a half of one? – I am. – Well, go to wholehalfpineapple.org. (crew laugh) 30% of every purchase goes towards someone else in another part of the world, who gets the other half of the pineapple. – And 50% of the pineapple goes to 30% of other people. – And then, you become pen pals, or should I say, pine pals? (crew laugh) – That’s good, see? It’s easier without a mask. – (laughs) When you can see, yeah. – Right, you can think with your eyes. – Yeah. – All right, let’s go again. – My taint is still very cold. It’s probably doing something good for me. Do you know that bicyclists suffer disproportionately from erectile dysfunction? (bell rings) (everyone laughs) Are you one of those guys that’s always out on his bike with a thin little seat? Well, you know what you’re gonna have to worry about in the future? ED, erectile dysfunction, so get one of those big, fat Earth Cruiser seats. (crew laugh) But keep everything else the same, BigFatEarthCruiserSeats.net, you’re gonna still be cool, wear the spandex, go up and down the hills, wear the uniform, but have a big-ass seat! (crew laugh) I’ve always, I’ve thought about that. I’ve literally thought, could I get like an expensive bicycle, but I have a big, wide seat, and what would people think? What’s the disadvantage of big, wide seat? – Well, if you want erectile dysfunction, then that you wouldn’t wanna pick that seat. – What? Do you have the blindfold on right now? (laughs) (crew laugh) Is that what’s happening? – I mean, I tried to come up with the only negative for a big seat, and it’s- – The big seat helps with ED, ’cause it doesn’t go right up in there. It’s the pressure of the tiny little thin seat that gives you the ED. You spread it out, and it’s still like sitting on a stool, there’s no problem. – I understand, but what I said didn’t make sense. I’m blindfolded, man, leave me alone over here. I have no clue what I’m smell either. – I smell chocolate. – I did, I smelled chocolate. Okay, good, I’m ready to guess. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Pudding. – Chocolate cake. – [Stevie] No, but there is chocolate involved. – Swiss cake roll. – Chocolate cake. – [Stevie] No, it’s something that you like, but usually don’t like it without the chocolate. I mean, you usually like it without the chocolate. – What, I like it without the chocolate? – [Stevie] Yeah, you specifically. – A chocolate-covered. – Oh, cookies. – Chocolate-covered- – Cookie dough. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah. – Oh, Link, look at you, man. – Oh, wow. – Look what’s about to happen with you. – Wow, it hardly smells at all. ‘Cause I’m afraid to get too close to it without my blindfold on. – You’re not gonna eat some of it? (bell rings) Do an ad for it. – Hey, thanks for joining us. This portion of today’s “Good Mythical More” is brought to you by Cookie Log. Look at how long that log is. I just wanna bite into it. You like to bite logs? Do you like to eat cookies? Well, combine both into one experience that you’ll never forget. It’s a log made out of cookies. (crew laughing) – That’s a, that’s a real interesting way to see it. – CookieLog.com. – I don’t have to ring the bell for this one to let you know that this portion of today’s “Good Mythical More” is brought to you by the color changing, heat, well, heat-activated mug is what we call it. – Whoa! – Because when you pour hot liquids into it, that happens. – Oh my gracious, look at what happened. – Get yours at Mythical.com. – And as it cools, it stops showing the thing. I thought that my body heat would eventually transfer to the corn, and the corn would melt. But the corn is not melting, if you know what I’m saying. (laughs) – Man, what you got there? – What you got there? Okay. Is there something else to smell? – You know what, Rhett? I’d love for you to smell first. – Hmm, thank you, Link. Oh. – You think you got this one? – Oh, hold on, yeah, I got it. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that? It’s so familiar! – I a need a turn. – Ooh. (crew laugh) – Did you drop it? What happened? – It moved. – Oh, it’s alive. – No, no, no. – If this is Craig the snake, I am gonna punch something. – It, no, it’s a fruity candy. – Did y’all freeze a snake? – No, no, no, it’s fruity, it’s a fruity candy. What could that be? – Ah. – What could that be? Now I’m smelling my beard, ’cause it went in there. It’s a fruity, it’s a fruity. It’s A fruity liquid, but it was like in the shape of a disc. – How do you know it was in the shape of a disc? – Well, because it’s the way it slid on the. – Oh, it’s on my chin now. (crew laugh) I’ve touched it on my chin. – Oh, oh. (bell rings) Oh, it’s over here. – No, what? – Now it’s over here. – No, it’s over here. – This episode is brought to you by Now It’s Over Here. – But it’s over here. (Stevie laughs) – It’s just a website where there’s a frozen fruit thing of some sort, that’s just moving around. – And you think it- – And it goes over there, well, now it’s over here! – Now it’s over there. – It’s a really cool website to visit when you’re in a certain particular state. And I don’t mean like one of the 50 states, if you know what I’m saying, if you know what I’m saying, maybe 51 with DC coming along. (laughs) – He means lost. Or blindfolded. – Right. – I’m ready to guess, but it’s on my chin, and I don’t know what it is. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Applesauce. – I think it’s a bar of like a orangecicle. Like a- – Yeah, it’s a fruit bar. It is not applesauce. – I thought it was a frozen disc of applesauce, because it got a little liquidy on my chin. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Why did I think that was a disc? – [Stevie] What, I don’t know if you’re gonna be able to guess the specific, oh, you’re looking at it. (crew laugh) – No, no, no, no, don’t tell him. – What? – I think it’s blackberry? (laughs) – [Stevie] No, it’s grape. – Grape. – Oh, what is that? – It’s a grape, it’s a grape frozen fruit bar. – I know, the brains just don’t really wanna work. – Man, that’s gonna stain something. – Like my chin? – Don’t get that on your shirt, don’t get all that on your new shirt. – Did I stain my chin? (bell rings) Welcome to ChinStain.com. – Oh God. (crew laugh) Hold on, you gotta do an ad. We’re not welcoming them to the, welcome to ChinStain.com. – No, ChainStrain.com bought out our entire show. – Oh! (laughs) – Yeah, this is a new show. – This is a hard joke, it is ChinStain.com. – Chin stain. – Right? – Don’t get too close, ’cause it’ll get on your chin. You know, chin stain, boy, that sounds naughty, but why should it? – Yeah, a chin stain can come from anything. Usually it just comes from smelling something with a blindfold on that has the potential to stain your chin. Now, it can mean other things as well. – You ever been looking for the perfect reason to grow a goatee? Look no further than this show, which we now call ChinStain.com. – Side effects of chin stain include people staring at you, (laughs) people are saying, hey, there’s something on your chin. (Rhett and Link laugh) People saying, ah, I don’t, I feel like I should tell you, you know there’s something on your chin. – Yes. – A stain of sorts. – It’s there permanently, it’s a stain. – Yeah, yeah, and then you say, it’s a birthmark. And then they’re like, oh, cool, oh, cool. – No, it’s not a birthmark, notabirthmark.com redirects to Chin Stain, the show. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it’s not a birthmark, it’s a stain. – It’s there forever though. – Right. – It’s hard to smell frozen stuff and identify it. – Frozen things. – It’s even harder. – Is there more? – To keep smelling. – [Stevie] Yeah. – I actually am starting to settle into my seat now. I feel like I’ve reached equilibrium with it. – Okay, this has pungent smell to it. – There’s an equal transfer between me and the corn at this point. – Is this food? – [Stevie] I mean, yes? But it does not look like the thing that it is. – Is it sour? It’s pungent, it’s. – [Stevie] No, it’s not sour, but it should be pungent. – Plate of dog dookie, man, I don’t know what it is. – Plate of dog dookie, man. (bell rings) (crew laughs) This portion of ChinStain.com is brought to you by PlateOfDogDookie.org. (laughs) – A dog dookie looks different on a plate, you know? – Now, what you really don’t want- – It’s kinda lipstick on a pig. – If you get too close to a plate of dog dookie, you might get a chin stain, and that’s a chin stain you don’t wanna deal with. – What’s that on your chin? – Is that a birthmark? No, it’s a little dog dookie. Oh, my chin stain. – I don’t know what that is. – It came from APlateOfDogDookie.org. – You know what that is? Plate of dog dookie. (Rhett laughs) – The dog dookie sounds like a song that you’re asking somebody to play. Play the dog dookie. (crew laughs) – Hey man. – Hey, listen, when I get up there, I’m gonna turn around, I’m gonna put my hand. I’m gonna put my hand down like this, and then I’m gonna come up like this! And when I do that, play the dog dookie. – Play the dog dookie. – And then I’ll do the dog dookie dance. – Play the dog dookie, everybody do the dance. – Have you ever coordinated with a DJ at a party in that way? Like, when I do this, do that? That’s my goal for 2021, man. Coordinate with a DJ. (laughs) CoordinateWithADJ.net. – [Stevie] You wanna guess? – This segment of PlateOfDogDookie.com, and show chin- – ChinStain.com is brought to you by CoordinateWithADJ.net. – Yeah, yeah, I don’t know what this is. – Promise me we will coordinate with a DJ next time we have the opportunity. – Spirit is broken, I promise. – I think that’s a taco. – [Stevie] It looks more like a taco than what it actually is. – It feels like it has like a little flair to it. Like maybe there’s a chili powder. – Can I give it another? – I feel, I smell chili powder. Is that crazy? – I thought it was like, I don’t know. – [Stevie] It looks like it might be a little tiny bit seasoned, but- – Okay, I got it, let’s just guess. – [Stevie] Okay, three, two one. – A little bit seasoned? – Ground beef. – Slab of meat. – [Stevie] Oh yeah, you’re both closer, but it’s salmon, and it looks not like salmon. (crew laugh) – What? – That looks like the kind of, that looks like some, like a dog food salmon. – What is happening with this? – [Crew Member] Flip it over. – Oh, wow, look. – Whoa. – [Crew Member] It’s got like a seasoned butter on it, I guess. – Oh, it’s got seasoned, it’s got a seasoned butter. – It’s encased in seasoned butter. – It doesn’t, it only smells like the marinade. It’s, I think it’s like Italian dressing. – [Crew Member] Ooh. – It smells kinda like Italian dressing. – Where’d you get this from? – [Crew Member] Walmart. – Walmart, the source for Italian coated salmon. (crew laugh) – Italian coated salmon. – [Stevie] Okay, you have one more. – Okay. – That’s good news. (crew laugh) I don’t like smelling stuff blindfolded. – It’s disconcerting to you, isn’t it? – Yeah. – Well, I’ll smell it. – I’m afraid I might get another chin stain. Well, this one’s a tray. – Oh, we got a whole tray? – [Stevie] Yeah, maybe don’t touch it, maybe just- – I just, I touched it. – [Stevie] I saw it. – What? Saw it? – As I was saying, don’t touch it, Rhett was touching it. – I gained nothing from that, I’ll be honest with you. It felt like a football. (crew laugh) – What, is it, where is it? – I don’t know, part of it’s over here, the part I touched. – Oh. – Is it like the bottom half of a log? (crew laugh) It’s very wide. Is it like one of those- (bell rings) Is this one of those logs you’d find in the forest? – Oh, this segment of ChinStain.com is brought to you by Wide Log. (Rhett and crew laugh) You’ve seen a long log and you’ve seen a round log, but have you ever seen a wide log? – Do you ever get the feeling that your log isn’t wide enough? (crew laugh) Well, they do say that girth is the most important aspect of a log. So, don’t get left out, don’t get left in the dust. Go to WideLog.gov. (laughs) (crew laugh) Yes, this is officially a part of the new administration’s plan, it is to make- – I can’t smell anything. – Logs wider everywhere! – [Stevie] This- – It’s a wide log, right? – We need a hint, man. – [Stevie] Is not edible. It is, mm. – What’s that noise? – Nothing. (crew laugh) – [Stevie] What’s a hint? – You touching it? – No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. – [Stevie] I mean, you’re touching it repeatedly. I would feel like you would get the hint. Link, you can also touch it a little. – I don’t really wanna touch it. – Well, oh. – Ooh. – It is a wide log. – What is that? That’s, it’s got skin. – Well, it’s got clothes on it. It’s in cl, it’s clothes. – What? – It’s clothes. (crew laugh) – What? – It’s clothes. – Is that leather? – It’s clothes wrapped around something. It’s clothes wrapped around like a membrane of sorts. I mean, around like a skeleton of sorts. – Oh, what is that? – What is this? This could be anything. (crew laughing) – Yeah. – I think it’s just a pair of overalls. – What is this? – Pair of overalls! – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s just jeans. – Oh, it’s britches. – Oh. – [Stevie] Because people actually do put their jeans in the freezer to clean them instead of washing them, ’cause they think it makes the denim last longer. So some places tell you to put your jeans in the freezer instead of washing them. – Like, it kills anything? – You don’t have to wash jeans. There was a dude who went with, who went over a year without washing his jeans, and it was like, they determined you didn’t need to wash jeans. – Look at this. (jeans crack) Well, that’s a sound. – I mean, I would rarely wash my jeans. (jeans crack) Boy, put those on. (crew laugh) You think you could get those on? 32, 30, man, I think you could get them on. – Get the, I mean, you’re the one with the frozen taint, you’d be ready for this. (Rhett laughs) – If I could get my taint in those jeans, I would. – This is like a Japanese game show challenge. Who can get in the frozen jeans the fastest? – Oh, yeah, that’s good. – We’re not gonna do it now, ’cause we’re gonna do this as an episode probably. – Right. (tray clanks) Oh, I thought that would be more satisfying. (tray clanks) I thought it would be a gong, but it wasn’t. The crew hates it when we make up fake websites because then they, for some reason, I don’t know. Well, well. We have a reason that we have to go out and buy it. The reason, the reason’s obvious. Because if we don’t buy them, someone else will. Well, it wasn’t obvious to me. And then they’ll, and they’ll make it into whatever they want to, and then all of a sudden we are. They got free plugs. One of the biggest shows on the internet is talking about a website that people are then going to, that could be porn. Whole half pineapple.org. So we not, if we mention it, we own it. I, I just, I I don’t care enough to continue to do that. Maybe we revisit this policy. No, I love this. We’re making jokes about websites. Hold on, hold on. And then we have to own ’em. Here’s the thing. We can’t, we’re, we can’t make a joke about a website without owning. Let me say these websites, and you tell me whether or not this makes you a little bit happier, big fat earth cruiser seats.net. Come on, come on, that’s fun. Everybody loves that. I love, I’m a little happy. Now dash it’s dash over dash here.com. And if you go to that, it’s interactive, sometimes we even make a fun website. Now dash it’s dash over dash here.com. It’s, yeah, what about the one you came up with? Chin stain.com. Don’t you wanna go? Don’t you wanna know what that is? It’s probably just redirects to Mythical. What about plate of dog dookie.com? I don’t. Yeah, see you’re laughing. You couldn’t help it. You had to laugh. What about why-log.com? My shoulders hurt, don’t hit it. Okay, I hit you in the chest. Alright. It in the. Because I’m turning, but earlier you hit me in the shoulder. why-log.com? That was yours. always, I’m laughing and you hurt my shoulders. Yes. Alright, alright, fine. I love fake websites. We’re gonna own fake websites forever. I love fake websites.com. Oh, I’m sorry. Oh, oh God, I did it again right here at the end of the year. I just added something to someone’s plate. I’m sorry. Let’s put some candy on their plate, it’ll make ’em feel better because candy is delicious, of course. But is it possible to make it even more delicious by freezing it? Hmm. That’s what we set out to learn on November 18th, 2020. This is, Which Candy is Better Frozen? (rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – Who You Talkin’ About? – Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” Are the frozen versions of some of your favorite treats gonna be even more of a treat? Or will it rescue a few of these that I don’t like? – Who You Talkin’ About? Is when we read a comment with a blank in it, and it’s either about Link or about me. We guess who it was. This one is from Sachin Tommy who says, “Blank.” This is all caps by the way. “Blank is the enlightened one.” – Me. Jethro Tull, that’s who I was thinking about. Stood on one leg and played a flute. Alright so I lost, I got to get into this. Blank is the enlightened one? – Hey Link is the enlightened one. – Why am I the enlightened one, seriously? What was this from? Thinking Sachin- – You might have had a- – Sachin Tommy? – You might have had some insight into something, at some point. – Once. Once at one point. – And you were enlightened. Okay, hey as Link is putting those on and we’re getting ready to taste these candies, we wanna remind you that these Good Mythical mugs that you’ve been seeing for the past couple of seasons you know we got the orange one, the blue one, we also have a green one. We’re getting rid of them. We hate them. No we don’t. It’s not that we hate them, it’s that we cycle through mugs. We like to bring some new mugs. And we’re bringing some for the next season. So if you want this mug, ’cause everyone’s like, “Oh I didn’t get that one.” Get it now at mythical.com. It’s goin’ away forever. – Woo, you know what’s about to come into your area? – Oh my.- My butt flap. Look at this. This thing’s got a butt flap. – This is the enlightened one. By the way. – The enlightened one’s about to lighten his load. You know how he does that? He opens his butt flap. Is that it? – Who has taken a dump in a pair of thermal underwear by just unbuttoning the button? Maybe somebody in like Antarctica? – Well, back when you had a, – I never had. – Outhouses? – I never had outhouses. – They were not heated. – Correct. – And you would have to walk out there in your, in this. – Yep. – You’d have to walk out there and you’d be like, you’d be pulling it- – Yeah you didn’t wanna get completely naked, yeah. – And you sit down. You wanna expose only the place that you have to expose. – Was it your relative or my relative that was bitten on the booty by a black widow and died? – My relative. (Rhett laughs) – Yeah. In the outhouse. He went out to the outhouse and he got bit on the booty by a black widow. – You said in and out. I got confused – He was in an outhouse. First of all. – Ooh look at this is thermal – I didn’t know you could really die like- – It was my grandmother on my mom’s side – I’ve killed like 10 black widows- – Grandfather I think. – In my life. – I see them all the time. Never saw a black widow until I got- – Woo. – To California. – Getting toasty in here. – Okay – Yeah I kinda like this. – Link, all these been frozen. Those are not frozen. – I wonder if they’re crunchy? A SweeTart is crunchier. A Smarties I should call it. – Oh that’s nice. I like that. You gonna eat that one first? ‘Cause this one here, I’m going for a purple one, ’cause that’s the one I like the most. Give me a frozen purple one. – That’s the difference between me and you. Not only are you enlightened but, you know that there’s different flavors of SweeTarts. The cold is better man. – All I taste is soap. Like literally. This reminds me, that there’s still a bunch of soap in my mouth. Even though I brushed my teeth because I had lipstick all over them. – Oh you did? I thought you got it all. – Remember that? Wow. – Sour Patch Kids man. – If you’re gonna eat soap, don’t follow it up with Smarties, ’cause all it does is remind you that you ate soap. – Oh that’s nice – Not much different A frozen Smartie is just a Smartie. – Oh. – What’d you got there? – Oh, Sour Patch. – Sour Patch? So like a normal Sour Patch, I like how they open. – I think it slows you down a little bit. That’s the thing I need with candy. – ‘Cause they’re harder? – ‘Cause I need, I need a governor, to slow me down a little bit. you know back when it was my birthday – Ooh. – Your wife- – It’s like a soapy Smartie. – You came over to my house with your wife. And um, she said, basically she said, “I got you some birthday presents.” – Yeah. – And uh, ’cause she wanted to make it sure- – Can you toss my trash can over here? – That everything that she was about to give me- – This just taste like soap. – Was something that she had picked out. And that became very evident once I began to see the things that she had given me. – Yeah, she picked out the things that she likes that you also like, that I would have no business even knowing exist. Ooh that’s a lot harder. – But she gave me two things. One thing, was a SweeTarts Rope. Y’all know about these SweeTarts Ropes? – I’m telling you, we know about them. They’re not really ropes, they’re shafts. – Well I mean- – But they didn’t wanna call them that I don’t think. – SweeTart shafts? Yeah that wouldn’t have sold very well. (Link laughs) SweeTarts Ropes are basically Twizzlers, but the inside of, but they’re soft, and they don’t taste like licorice. – And they have cream inside. – And the inside, no they have SweeTarts inside. – Oh they do? It’s white. – It’s just like SweeTart material. – Yeah but it’s white. – It’s white, yes. – It’s a white cream. It’s a cream filled SweeTart shaft. It is. – I would say that it is the powder made into like, it’s as much powder as it can be and still be injected. So I guess it could be a cream. But- – They’re powdery on the outside. – She also gave me. – Those are good, I recommend that. – And I don’t know how I’ve never had these, I had never had a Cow Tales. – Oh, we have Cow Tales because Christie’s parents have started sending care packages because we’re not able to go home and visit. And um, well first of all- – They wanna make sure you survive? – These frozen Sour Patch Kids. – Way better. – They’re harder, but they’re a lot more satisfying I think. – There’s a way to get into Nerds. – Let’s go for a Nerd. Oh it’s up here. “Lift tab to open, tuck into close.” Okay? I may eat some regular Nerds here. Oh, rainbow Nerds. – Cold things are just better, when it comes to candy. Candy is better cold. – I mean there’s nothing that freezes, so it’s actually, it’s just the temperature. It doesn’t change the consistency of a Nerd is what I’m saying, alright? – Oh, actually the Nerds are a lot more flavorful, when they’re not cold but, in a way that I don’t like. I like the way it kind of masks it a little bit. – That’s strange. – Doesn’t it? – No don’t freeze your Nerds, they’re not as flavorful. – [Stevie] Have you done um- – That’s weird. – [Stevie] Gummies in frozen yogurt? Gummies in ice cream? Like gummies as a topping? – Yeah, the first time, listen, we didn’t have those kinds of places in North Carolina. But the first time I came out here and I went to good froyo- – [Stevie] In Greensboro? – That’s not where I come from. And I was like, “They got cheesecake flavored ice cream, yogurt and I can mix it with dulce de leche.” And then I could put gummy bears and all kinds of stuff in it. The first time I ever got frozen yogurt out here, it was like, – [Stevie] I though you were gonna re-say everything that you just said (laughs) – It was like- – [Stevie] You just stalled. – $24 for just mine. – [Stevie} What? – ‘Cause you can’t put me in front of a sweet buffet like that. You can’t do that. You can’t- – [Stevie] You got like the bucket? The bucket size? – You got a $24 bucket of yogurt? – I was just like, “Oh it’s oh, (Link laughs) I just get what I want.” And they were like, “Oh sir it’s by weight.” And I was like, “Oh wait.” – Too late (both laughing) – I didn’t think about that. – [Stevie] I will put that back (giggles) – Speaking of my wife, we’re eating this nasty nasty- – I’m not gonna eat it. – Crappy candy bar. – I’m not gonna eat the, one that’s not cold. – In her honor. Just to be reminded about how bad it is. – How did that go when you got home and discussed that with her? – The thing that made her most upset was that I forgot to bring other ones home. – This is trouble. – Break it. Break it in half. – Break it. – You know what? If you’re eating it, and you’re not eating it against any other candy bars, it’s not as bad. – I thought you were gonna say “If you’re not eating it against the grain.” And I was about to figure out like, what kind of technique is he talking about? – We’re not eating it against the grain. – You gotta eat a Zero bar against the grain man. It looks like it would be good. – If you’ve not eaten a really good candy bar right before, it’s not bad. Frozen? – It’s still pretty bad. – Frozen is better. – It’s pretty, yeah. – It’s better. Zero candy bar. I mean it’s begging to be frozen. I recommend it frozen, but it’s not a revelation. – Good and Plenty. This is one of the best candies. – Yeah, I’m a bit afraid. So those are the frozen ones, right? That’s my only chance of liking this. Give me one of these that’s frozen. – You gotta get both colors. – Okay. – There’s no difference, I don’t believe that. – Why? Why? Why? – If you like black liquorice, you like black licorice man. – Says it right there, “A fat-free candy.” – That’s why I like it. – That’s what you want? Fat-free candy? It’s not bad. – Really? – But all I can taste is soap. (People laughing) – I really like it. – I think my senses are so dulled by the lipstick and soap, that I’m like, “Maybe that’s why you like everything.” You eat soap lipstick? – I used to. – You used to? That’s it. – For a long time yeah. – We finally figured it out. – [Stevie] Do you get that when you go to the movie theater? I forgot if we’ve talked about your movie theater orders. But you wouldn’t get that outside of- – I miss the movie theaters – [Stevie] The movie theater, would you? – I don’t get it. I don’t get it, period. When I go to the movie theater, I get popcorn and a big Coke Zero. – Peanut Butter M&M’s. – [Stevie] Hmm. – Oops – And- – [Stevie] Link? – But if I’m gonna get candy- – I don’t get anything, I go for the movie. And I don’t wanna fall for their trap. – [Stevie] Yeah, do you ask for like water in a cup? My mom used to ask for water in a cup. – I just drink it out of the fountain. I don’t even want a cup. – [Stevie] Sometimes depending on the movie theater. – Link is the kinda guy that would take food in like, in a bag. – [Stevie] Mhm. – But he doesn’t even do that. – [Stevie] Mhm, yeah. – My sister-in-law, she’ll take like a bag of Doritos in there. – I don’t go to the movies to eat dinner. – I mean she’ll take like- – It’s a movie. I watch the movie. – Like a family-sized Doritos. – Who? – My sister-in-law. And start handing them out to people. Like forcing them on you like (claps) And it’s like, making all these noise and like, “Eat some Doritos, we’re at the movies.” And I’m like, “Chill out a little bit.” – Judgment, how far does that go with the in-laws? (Rhett laughs) I like a frozen M&M, That’s good. Tastes better. – It’s better. Okay, and finally. – Save these for last. The totally in season Cadbury Creme Egg. I mean is this thing- – It’s always in season. Can we get a knife? – [VOICE] Yeah. – Oh is that how we’re gonna do this? – You know, I feel like if it’s cold, it’ll stay together. – You’re still touching the whole thing though. – I’m clean. – I just want it to be a nice- – I think you can crack it. – Oh you can crack that one, yeah. But this is a cold one. – Now slice it down, this- – You wanna long ways? – Long ways yeah. So we both get- – On the seam? – Yeah on the seam. You probably can pop it. Pop it open? – Well I tried. If I’m gonna get candy, Junior Mints. – [Stevie] I was a Junior Mint. I switched to, and this is, maybe surprising, Raisinets. Because the Raisinet-popcorn combination, is quite lovely. – I could see that. – This right here, when I was a kid, I would eat only enough chocolate to just get to the yolk in the middle. Like I wouldn’t eat the chocolate. I used to be so strange. – [Rhett] Used to be? – [Stevie] Wait, so Link do the kids and Christie get things at the movie theater? Or you’ll not allow anyone to get anything in the movie theater? What situation is this? – We used to fight, and then I was like, “You know what? Get what you want” – Why am I? – [Stevie] Good. – I’ll tell you right now, my kids are totally entitled. I mean, we go to the movies, I’m wondering when we’ll do that again. But when we go- – That’s good. – It’s like, everybody’s gotta get their- – Is it better than this? – Like my mom and dad might get us somethin’, but they’re like, “We’re gonna get a Coke for the family. We’re gonna get a big Coke and we’re gonna all pass it back and forth and sip off the same straw.” My kids are like, “We gotta have our own drink, we gotta have our own candy.” – Your family would share one Coke? – A big one. – [Stevie] – My family would share, like my sister and I would share a drink. And my parents would share a drink. If we got drinks. – Nobody got their own drink man. No that’s crazy talk – [Stevie] Drinks were premium. Popcorn was like a big like family popcorn that you can get free refills on, and you like put napkins in your lap. That situation, that was good. But we did the water from the water fountain. But you know what it does, and this is why I asked you Link, is you know how when you’re like, parents are very strict about drinking under age with their kids. And then sometimes they go off to college and they just like go crazy? – Yeah. – [Stevie] It’s that phenomenon in my opinion, with the movie theaters snacks. – You think my kids are gonna go off to movie theaters, and be crazy? – [Stevie] No, no. Now that you’ve allowed it, now that you’ve said, you know, “Choose your own adventure.” – I’ve let the genie out of the bottle. – But they would be for sure. – [Stevie] They’ll be okay, yeah. – As a parent, I just spit everywhere sorry. – Your kids are just be going right, they’d be going to the movie theaters, not even watching a movie, just getting the candy and walking out. – Yeah. – Crazy. – Just nuts, like Milk Duds. Snorting’ Milk Duds. – You gotta pay. They get the ticket to the movie just to get access to the Milk Duds. That’s real crazy. (coughs) I just got some- – The Cadbury- – Sour patch juice in my mouth. – The Cadbury Egg, are they in the frozen section now come Easter time? Because those are brilliant, at a frozen temp. – Yeah. – Those are amazing. That’s the true winner here. I’m glad we saved it for last. I’m glad you stuck around for it. (upbeat techno music) ‘Cause you know what’s up. – Thank you for that. So, freeze your Cadbury eggs when Easter rolls around. Of course you should be doing that. And it’s a good reminder to us. Yes. That we are also gonna do that. Mm-hmm. You, you can write it down, you said in this episode. Yes. So you were on record saying that your movie theater order is a popcorn and a big Coke Zero. Right. Now, this seems to really undermine every, this, this whole coke freestyle ca, I hate to be the one to bring it up. Hold on, no, this doesn’t undermine it. There, there’s two possibilities here. Your Coke freestyle, caffeine, caffeine-free fixation. A big Coke Zero could have been a big caffeine free Coke Zero because that exists and it did exist inside the, um, the freestyle machines at one point. Or when I was 43, being caffeine free, going to bed was not as important to me. You know, this could it, it is. I’ll let you change. It is what I’m saying is that it is. I’ll let you develop. So important to me now, I think I’m, my life may have changed that much in five years. Really that much in like one year after that. Because for the past, you know what it is. I really, okay, I’m fine with this, I was just hoping that this would somehow short circuit your fixation with your freestyle. Because November. That seems impossible. November 18th, 2020, we were on the, we were still in the middle of the pandemic, I don’t think anyone was going to movies at the time, but I definitely was one of those people that like as soon as they opened ’em back up, I was there because I loved watching. You and Tom Cruise. Me and Tom Cruise. And uh, I at that point, post pandemic, I think that was when I became obsessed with caffeine freeness. And now of course it’s been taken from me and I’m working on dealing with that. And when I’m not talking about personally dealing with it, like adjusting to it, I’m talking about rectifying it. And what rhymes with caffeine freeness? Half. Half green penis. The bottom half, you gotta lift it to look under it. Uh, wow. That was, hey, half green penis, caffeine. What is it? What are we trying to rhyme with? Whatever you do, don’t say .com. Do not do it. Oh, you’ve kind of done. Do not do it. You’ve kind of done it though. I didn’t do it. No, no, you. I didn’t do it. People are making, people are making the connection now. People are making the connection. Don’t go there. We’re not owning that one. Yeah, and if. I’m not paying for that one. And by the way, if that’s porn, you knew it was gonna be porn. Yeah, right. Now we have an episode that asked the question, what if you want to eat frozen pizza, but you don’t have the time to defrost it. Yeah. From September 27th, 2019, this is Still Frozen Pizza Taste Test. (rooster crowing) (animal roaring) (Wheel of Mythicality clicking) Welcome to come to the Gamar. – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Random disturbing fact. – R-r-r-random. – We always want to learn new things so here’s a random disturbing fact for you and for us. If your sweet dog loves squeaky toys, it’s because it stimulates the death cries of a small prey item. – I guess I could have inferred that but I never thought about it. Like, Jade brings a, when I sit on a certain couch– – A certain couch. – You know my house is full of couches. – Right, right, right. – When I sit down on a certain couch, the blue couch– – Oh, blue couch. – Jade will come over with a squirrel– – A squirrel. – That has a squeaker in it. And she’ll squeak the squirrel for me to throw it at her. And it has a death cry. – I think she’s doing it just to get your attention so you’ll throw the squirrel. I don’t think that Jade is capable of killing. She may, I mean, she can be a little feisty, but I don’t think she would actually kill another being. You think so? Give her a live squirrel, let’s see what happens. – No, but she might eat my toes in my sleep. She is a wiener dog. – That’s right. – So frozen pizza madness has not ended. It continues because now we’re gonna have a frozen frozen pizza taste test because it’s just, it’s right there in the title. – Now, I do, I am very curious. Let’s go ahead and bring out the first frozen pizza. – Bring it out on the box. Is there a box? – [Josh] That’s all it comes in. – Okay, who is this? – [Josh] It’s like a shrink wrapped disk. – Okay, so this is the order, so this is good. So I really liked Tombstone. – Tombstone– – It has a lot of cheese. – [Stevie] Yeah, you gave it a seven. It was not your highest, I mean– – It was not as good as DiGiorno– – [Stevie] Or as I say, DiGiorno. – Buttery, crispy crust, zesty sauce. – [Rhett] I really think it has all those things. Buttery crispy crust and zesty sauce. How is it frozen? – Have you ever eaten frozen pizza still frozen or been tempted too? – No, but I am tempted right now. – ‘Cause like hot dogs, a lot of those, it’s like “oh, I’ll just eat one of those out of the fridge.” When I was a child, I’d never do that now. – Oh this is great. Look what they just did for us, Link. They have given us a Google spreadsheet with all of the scores that we gave. – [Stevie] Oh, then what’s the point of me existing? (Rhett laughing) I memorized everything. Can I ask, do you have– – We gave it a score of 13. – [Stevie] Do you have like a brand that you usually get? ‘Cause I was thinking about those non-frozen ones. You know the grocery store and Costco make like fresh pizzas that you can get and then put in the oven? – Those are very good. – [Stevie] Yeah, I remember growing up– – I’ve never had that. – [Stevie] Never got to get that and I remember feeling like really fancy. – We need to rank these. So yeah, the one that you can get at Costco that’s in it, they’ll be big. It’s like a big pizza you could take home and bake. It’s very good. I don’t know what we thought about, let’s see what we thought about Kirkland’s. Oh, we gave it a pretty low score, 10. – Well we’re gonna get to Kirkland’s. So Amy’s, did we get this one correct? No, we didn’t. – We skewered this one. – What did we think was Amy’s? Is that what you were saying? – [Stevie] You didn’t like this one. You said it tasted like, bad. – Basil-y. – [Stevie] No, no, not basil-y, that was another one. – That was number four that you thought was Amy’s. Yeah. It’s still bad. – Still bad. – I’ve seen this in our freezer though. – Here at work? – No, at my home freezer. Apparently my kids enjoy it. – [Crew Member] Somebody said freezer? – Oh, you’re back for another burn? – Hi Link, sorry I hit you. Couple more burns now. – He’s back with more burns. – I got more burns on my card. (Rhett laughing) Hey Link, are you an ice pop? You got a real stick up your butt. Freezer burn. (Rhett laughing) – Wow man, that was good. That was a good one. That one was directed only at Link. – Amy’s sucks. – Tombstone’s very good frozen. ‘Cause the thinner crust is better frozen. – Yeah, so that’s better. – Then we got DiGiorno. – DiGiorno. – Yes, gravity still exists. – I’m trying to move that there so we can see the packaging. – [Rhett] Oh man, it’s… – I thought that, I was actually wrong about the crust of DiGiorno. There’s not a big crust. – [Stevie] No, in reality, yeah– – It does pump up? – [Josh] Yeah, do you notice the word right before crust on the box? – Rising. – But that’s, okay, so yeah. I see the picture. But I was just looking at this and it didn’t seem like it did it. – Well, ’cause you gotta bake it for it to rise. – Yeah, see that right here? It pokes out and goes up. That’s pretty good. – I’m having a difficult time ’cause this one is more frozen ’cause there’s more sauce. – It’s good frozen though. I think I might start this. Might start doing this. Oh the dough, I thought you liked the doughiness. – I love that, I love the– – Well you’re complaining about it. – Unrisen crust, but the frozen sauce is biting through ice and that’s, see that is giving me goosebumps. – ‘Cause you’re enjoying yourself? – In a bad way. Kind of like I’m ready for attack. DiGiorno is definitely the best, better than the Tombstone ’cause I like that, can I say it’s raw? It’s unrisen. Pre-risen crust. – Okay. Now this is the one you said had basil in it. I took that, it was its own thing and that’s– – Good gracious, that’s a big box. Do you disagree? – No, it was unique. It is unique. – That’s a fluffy. It’s kind of like bread. ‘Cause it’s thawed a little bit. – So Josh. – Yes? – Is there a difference in what’s happening with the doughs here because this seems like it’s already cooked. – [Josh] Yeah, I think some of them are par-cooked, which is the difference in DiGiorno is it’s actually raw and it’s rising when you bake it. – Yeah, this is a raw dough. Like, that’s why it’s so like, soft, pliable. – It doesn’t keep as long or something. – [Josh] I don’t know. – I don’t think that has anything to do with it, it’s frozen. – If you like raw dough, like me, then you’re gonna love DiGiorno. – So they par-cooked it, it just means cooked a little bit to create some sort of structure to it. – [Josh] Yeah, exactly. – I should go into the pizza business, much as I can guess about pizzas. – I may have to taste the Tombstone again to know how good the Kirkland is. Now this sad stuff here, what’s the– – We gave a really low score to that. I want to apologize to Tombstone for liking you so much and thinking you were Totino’s. And we did get this one right, right? When we guessed it the second time, ’cause I was like “oh, that’s that very distinct pizza roll taste.” – The crust tastes like a cracker. – I’m back. – Oh look, Freezer Burn’s back. – Freezer Burn’s back. He’s got another card, let’s hear it. – Rhett, you’re like the contents of my freezer in a blackout, rapidly expiring. Freezer burn. – You really gotta think about these. That’s the thing I like about Freezer Burn’s freezer burns is it takes you a second and you’re like “oh! “Freezer burn.” – Speaking of delivery, I think it has something to do with the delivery. – This is really, really awful and it’s also, you can see why it’s so cheap. I mean, look. There’s barely any sauce on that. And then the cheese looks like cheese, they use cheese for something else and then they got the cheese off of the floor for the main thing– – Swept it up, yeah. – And put it in that. – Look at this Red Baron, that dirty dog flying through the sky, dropping pizza toppings. – Is that what happens? Now, Elliott reminded me that that isn’t what happens in the Red Baron commercials. In the Red Baron commercials, it’s the moms. Moms are heavily featured. – It’s the moms? – It’s a moms! Every time. – In leather jackets. – Bomber jackets. – Ew. – You know. You know what, somebody found out that they were gonna be the Baroness of Red Baron and it was a life-changing moment for that mom when she came home that day. She’s like “kids, I have an announcement. “Everybody gather ’round.” – I think she’s CGI man. AI. – No, she’s a real woman. She probably lives in Encino. She’s done some commercial work, but then when she became the Baroness, like now, when she’s picking up her kids, everybody’s like “it’s the Baroness.” – Here’s what happened. She brought her kids in for an audition for something and they were like “why don’t you stick around? “Can you read some lines for us, Mom? “We kind of need a mom for something, too.” – They’re like “we’re gonna change our whole campaign.” – She’s like “oh, well I’m not here for me, “I’m here for my four year old, Angelica.” “Just give us a chance.” And then next thing you know, she’s the Baroness. – Oh, her name is Stephanie Kurtzuba. – Kurtzuba. – Hold on, does she live in Encino? Look at her wiki. – Let’s find her exact address. – Does she have a wiki? – This is not fabulous. – Oh, she’s got a wiki! Of course she’s got a wiki. Second entry, click on it. She lives in New York? She’s from Omaha? – She was raised in Omaha. – What? – She graduated from Omaha Central High School. She performed in local theater productions. Her first role at the age of 10 was an orphan pickpocket in “Oliver”. – She has a recurring role as Olivia on the Good Wife on CBS, as a cult member Sabrina on the Leftovers on HBO, and on the Paramount Network miniseries Waco. I’ve seen Waco. I enjoy Waco. She has also appeared on Law and Order: SVU. – Does she always have a bomber jacket on? – Who hasn’t? What? – You heard me. – She’s from New York. She lives in New York via Nebraska. This is making me rethink the whole Red Baroness thing. I bet you she likes Encino though. I bet you she’s been there. – Let’s read about her personal life. – She married Joshua Coakley, let’s read it together. – [Both] In 2005. They met when Kurtzuba was performing in a show at the Alley Theatre in Houston and Coakley was working on the show in the props department. – How sweet. – They live in New York City– – [Both] And have two sons who love to eat Red Baron pizza. They love to eat Red Baron pizza so much that she auditioned to become the Baroness that you now know and love from the Red Baron commercials. – Her maternal grandparents built the bowling alley in 1955. In Omaha. – They did. She co-owns it. She co-owns it? – West Lanes. – This woman owns a bowling alley. – You know what, Mrs. Kurtzuba, we would like to issue, first is an apology. – We’ve invited a lot of people on the show, we’ve never gotten anybody to come on. – We would like to extend a humble invitation for you to come on our show, it’s called Good Mythical Morning. This is not it, this is Good Mythical More. – We invited Scott Bakula, he didn’t respond. Who else have we invited on the show from Good Mythical More? Yeah, the voiceover guy, who is that? – The Battleship guy? He came on the podcast. – No, we did him. I mean, we invited him onto the show. He was on the podcast, Dave Andreas. – So Mrs. Kurtzuba, can I call you Stephanie? Stephanie, anytime you’d like, we would love to have you on Good Mythical Morning and we’ll give you the Red Baroness treatment. (Rhett laughing) – But we will not allow you to wear your bomber jacket because then it would become a sponsorship deal. – Right, this is not a sponsor thing, this is about being friends. – It’s about bowling, really, is what it’s about. – Right, we want free bowling in Omaha. We didn’t like any of those. No. So nothing to report there. Not the best. Nothing to write down. Not the best way to experience a frozen pizza. I will say, you know, we had that little discussion about the, uh, Red Baron actress. Stephanie. Stephanie Kurtzuba, and, um, she, we talked about her on this, and then that weekend she emailed us because we were basically saying we’d love to have her on the show. She said she’d love to come on the show. And then we really don’t know what happened. We feel like we dropped the big red ball. Yeah, we were, we were gonna roll out the, the Red Baron carpet for her, and. I don’t know if there was a logistical issue or, or I mean, and at this point, does it feel like we need to resurrect this or is it too far gone? Steph, I think it just caused for an apology. I think, Stephanie, we are very, very sorry. Yep, we’re sorry that that didn’t happen, Stephanie. That’s on us. We’re sorry we treated you like the Leftovers because you’re actually a Good Wife. And we would. She was also on The Good Wife and The Leftovers. We would. And this morning when we wake up in Waco, I’m trying to do all the things that she’s done and. To make up for it, Stephanie, we would like to extend an invitation for you to come on the show again, but we, but we can’t. Because too much time has passed. And if, and here’s the thing, Stephanie. It just, I mean, we could, but we’re not looking. We should have done it at the time. Yeah. But now that it’s this deep into a marathon. Yeah, it’s just. Uh, it’s a kind of thing that if we had you on now, it would be we, you know. Weird for all of us. We have a lot of people who watch the show and watch it forever, but we also have a fair amount of audience turnover. And I think the amount of turnover that we have experienced between then and now is probably, uh, doesn’t really warrant, uh, reintroducing you. And I’m sure you’re too angry at us to accept the. Yeah, you probably would say no. Invitation anyway. Here’s the thing, really what you provide for us is a lesson. Next time we invite someone on the program. Right. That is what this is, it’s a program. Mm-hmm. And they immediately email us, we will actually make it happen. But still probably not. Come on. Come on. I mean it’s. We will. But, but we’re just, you know, it’s like, I, I would rather just keep dot comming it up. So now you love the fake website. I don’t, I’m just saying this is even worse than that. But how cool would. Every time we invite someone and they respond, we’re gonna clam, we’re gonna. If we say we want someone, we’re not taking requests. Alright. If we say we want somebody on the show and then they say they’ll be on. Yeah. We should fulfill that. Yep, personally. Yeah. Alright. Dot com. Case clo, oh God. So far in this marathon, you’ve seen us put a lot of frozen stuff in our faces, but how about putting some frozen stuff on our faces? How about it? From January 31st, 2022. This is Testing Frozen Facial Products. Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna freeze our faces off in the name of beauty. But first- With these products. We’re going to define this word. Scopa-sthesia. Scopaesthesia. Scopaesthesia. Scopa. Scopa-thesia. Scopaesthesia. So anesthesia- This is when you gargle and then you forget everything. With Scope, not a sponsor. This is a sponsored problem. Yeah, yeah. It’s a, I don’t wanna say that Scope causes this type of amnesia only, but it became associated with Scope and Scope hasn’t been happy about it. No, this is an, I’m using the Latin terms. It’s Scope is to do with vision. Easia is the, you know, is this condition. Scopa. This is a condition in which you start seeing. Tunnel vision. You start seeing something. You start seeing little versions of yourself. Okay. In your periphery. Okay. Little. The feeling that- You’re being watched! By yourself in the periphery. Oh, that’s pretty good! Good! The feeling that you’re being watched. Scopaesthesia. I have that feeling right now. We’re going to try some- Well, I’ve already said what we’re gonna try. Ice things, starting with frozen facial cream. Open that up, Rhett. It contains genuine Icelandic water. Strong hydrating effects for sensitive skin. Yeah, it’s so hydrating and so cold- Oh, my gosh. That it’s literally frozen. Is this a? It says frozen cream. It says, “Freezer friendly moisturizer for face. Can be used at room temperature as a soft gel or placed in the freezer for four hours for cool relief of- How many hours did you all? Sun-exposed skin. How many hours did you all? After four hours. Oh, I got some loose. What? Look, it shows the texture transforms. I got some loose. This is what it’s supposed to be like after five hours. Ice crystals. Oh, that’s cold! Woo! And you can put, like, if my neck was kind of a red. Going right here. I’m saving my face for True Love, which is another one of these products. But the sunscreen bag here. I’m just doing, that’s really not what this is intended for, so I’m putting it, I’m just putting it under one of my eyes and see if it de-puffs my right eye. It’s super hydrating. It shrinks pores. But the combination of it feeling icy and then going on. It’s kind of goopy. Yeah, that’s why I’m glad I didn’t put it all over my neck. What did you say it feels like? Goopy. It doesn’t feel like anything. It doesn’t feel like something’s like, doing something. It probably is- It’s like a cold goop. It doesn’t feel like a menthol type of thing. No. No, oo, it’s just cold. No. Have you guys used any of this stuff before? No. Or not this in particular. I have this exact same product, same brand and everything, in my freezer. And you use it? I’ve used it maybe three times in the past three years. But it’s there, just in case. I get like very tired looking and get bags under my eyes and so sometimes, I’ll do that. But most of the time, I just don’t worry about it. Did you use those- So this one costs $15. We’re not gonna go with that one. Did you use those- Next. Under eye masks we have here? I started to use those. Oh, those are the pure ones? I started to use those once we started doing buddy system. The ones near you, Link. And Ana, who was doing makeup, was like, “You should use these.” And I was like, “Okay.” And so yeah, occasionally, I’ll just do those cold under eye things. I think that’s what the pure, the black box, is. Stevie, they told us to go in a specific order. Oh, they did? Okay. Yeah. And they want us to do the Cryo rubber face mask next. Oh, gosh. Oh because things are gonna progressively ruin your face, I think. I guess. This looks super cool. Cryo rubber face mask. $13 on Amazon. A firming, two-step rubber mask that is scary looking on the cover. Oh, two step. It lowers the skin’s temperature to increase blood flow and absorption of powerful, powerful- Step one. Active ingredients. Soothing and ampoule. Oh, is that step one? Yeah. So you take this and you put it on any place that you want cold stuff, like maybe your neck. I’m definitely gonna put this under my eyes. Okay, so I’m gonna go left eye on this one. The brand is Dr. Jart. Dr. Jart. Oh, yeah. So let me see if I can get this stuff to come out. Oh, there it is. I don’t think you got to squeeze it directly on your face. That feels good, though. Okay. And then. I’m ready to play football or baseball. Whichever. Step two. Oh, that’s cold. Oh, well this thing is- Do I rub it in? Oh, this thing is so cold. Oh, man. This is gonna be so cold. This has got to be the coldest. Is there? Okay, that’s for the mouth. Oh, gosh. You need to get a hold of this, man. It’ll make you a superhero. Oh, yeah. We’re gonna get so much younger. We’re gonna look like we just started this show. It’s so cold! Oh, my gosh, that’s cold! Can’t wait to get in on that. Oh, my goodness. And then, if you wanna get some on the bottom part of your face, just to make sure that you’re taking care of business. Oh, it’s melting all over me. Oh! Oh! Holy! It’s not sticking to my. That is cold. It just went in my eyes. It’s cold. What is this part? I can’t find another part. Oh, gosh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. That feels like it’s doing something. It’s freezing my face off, man. It hurts. Your face hasn’t heated it up yet? I know. Oh, that’s nice. That feels like it would work. Oh, that’s nice. Do I look younger? Can you explain why the front of the thing? Is there another? Is there an additional thing that makes you actually look like in front of the thing? Why does the front of the thing looks so cool? That’s just pure advertising. It also doesn’t come with a thermometer that you put in your mouth. I’m bummed. I thought it was like you got a blue rubber baby face. I know. It was scary. This is actually refreshing. This is technically blue. I think that’s working. Okay, next up. What do we have? Scroll that to, okay. It’s invigorating. Okay, so we have the Jade roller set. Is that this or this? I gotta keep my chin up to keep this on. So this? Yeah. Oh, man. Wow. Look at this. This could take the place a coffee, man. If I did this every afternoon. I doubt it. If you do this in the morning or before you go to bed. I don’t really know what you do with this part. I think you do it before you want to, like before you go out for your day. Like before you apply makeup because it’s all meant to like reduce the puffiness. Oh, really? Rub this on your face. It’s cold. I’ll rub it on my guzzle. Okay, so this is kind of like the thing that I already have, but just fancier. Oh, yeah. Am I de-aging? Do I look 40 yet? You look whiter. Whiter. Whiter. Whiter. And making you shiny. Oh, that’s good. Hey, quick reminder. Check out our podcast, Ear Biscuits, where we, it’s like this, but in conversation form. And there’s no facial stuff. It’s a lot of, just a lot of face melting, oversharing. I would describe it as that. Two lifelong friends talking about life for a long time. You into that? I do feel like my face is slowly melting off. Oh! Under eye mask. Is that this? This is what Stevie wanted us to get to. Well, I said that I wanted you to get to it because you’ve already done it. I didn’t know if that was it. Do you use these ever? I have. They feel great when you put them in the freezer and put them on, but then I just don’t know if they actually do anything. I never am like, I can tell that I’ve done something. Yeah. That was worth paying for. Yeah. There we go. It’s just rubber. It’s just frozen rubber. I like that. Go all the way down. I can’t use my- I’ve never done it like this, where they were in the freezer. Oh, gosh. This could be a superhero. I’m Anti-Aging Man. You can pretty much tell who I am. I’m just trying to look a little bit younger just today. Had to get that puppy out of there. I’m gonna be hanging with a slightly younger crowd today and I wanna fit in. Oh, it’s on the other side. I don’t want them to know how old I am. I want them to look at my crystal washed hoodie and to think I’m 29. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Oh yeah, this is nice. Oh, yeah. That is colder than balls. My name is Talbert and I’m 29. Oh, crap. I forgot to take off my anti-aging mask when I joined the kids. Oh, my upper cheeks are colder than a witch’s teets. Oh, put that on there. I could fit in with a younger crowd like this. I’m just telling you right now. There’s a dude on TikTok right now who’s doing this unironically. Who’s doing exactly the look that I’m doing right now. Yeah? And he’s like- Is he 44? No, he’s either 14. At most, 24. But he’s biting his lip a little bit. Biting that lip. Yeah. You can’t even see when I bite my lip. You can’t even see it. You can’t even see it. Oh, this is 24 karat gold! Oh, talk about TikTok. Is it really? Collagen stimulates and regenerate skin cells. Oh, man. There you go. You’re full TikTok now, man. My name’s Talbert. My name’s Talbert. I’m 29. Stop looking at yourself, man. Oh, God. That’s what TikTokers do. They can only look at themself. Oh, God, it tastes horrible. Is that safe? Read the back. Hyaluronic acid will make you stupid, if you eat it. Provides instant and long lasting hydration to the skin around the eyes. If you can put it around your eyes, you can put it in your mouth. You can put it in your mouth. Yeah. That feels good. And finally. The ice roller. Again, like I said, I got one of these. Anytime you want one, you can just use the one that you have, but I’ll go in there if I’m looking especially haggard. And I’ll be like, I’ll just do this a little bit before I walk out the door. Oh, yeah. It feels good. It feels good. If it feels good, do it. Oh, yeah. Do it. I like that. This is great after eating all that fried food. Now, I feel healthy again. Do you still have a frozen eye roller in your freezer? I think I, what I have now is I have a, a, uh, um. Frozen, it’s just a mask you just put on your, your eyes. Do you use it? Uh, very rarely. There, there might be a day when I wake up and I’m like, boy, I am especially puffy today. Boy. ’cause it’s behind a steak or something. I mean, where is it. Every time you open your freezer, is it there? No, it’s in a, uh, there’s two of them. They came in a pack of two. They’re frozen. They’re like a gel-like thing. Yeah. And then you put ’em inside a freezer bag that it comes with, and you put it on a little shelf inside the freezer, so there’s nothing next to it except those other things that you like put in coolers, to freeze things. Mm-hmm. And then it’s just there and it’ll be like, oh, you had a really salty meal too late last night, and you’re gonna be on camera tomorrow and you’re 48 and it’s starting to show. So then you put that on and then. Start. It basically doesn’t seem to do much, let’s just be honest. I don’t know, I don’t think it makes that big of a difference. Okay, what about lymphatic drainage exercises? Uh, I, Jessie was talking about those, I. Like, just like rubbing. I, I, I started, um. You like touching your face? When I, when I scrub my body with my scrubber, the place that I start is here and I, I’ve incorporated a lymphatic drainage oriented, uh, scrub. So I’m washing and draining myself at the same time. I don’t know anything about it, but I believe in my heart that it’s BS. Right. That’s just I, that my opinion is there’s probably nothing that’s happening. That’s just my opinion, and I’m probably wrong. I’m washing my neck, I might as well wash it in a lymphatic drainage conducive manner. But where are you draining it to. Down. You got, where is it coming out of a port? I I don’t, no. Where’s it going? Down. Where? Where though? Other, the other places? No, your finger’s going on it and then it’s going right back to where it was. No, it’s not. That’s what’s happening. No, it’s not, people can feel it and there’s. Oh, people can feel a lot of things. And there’s videos of like people of the results or something. People think they feel the energy coming from the earth through their bare feet. People think a lot of things, bro. Yeah, and some of those people work for us. Yeah, I know. Let’s not offend anybody. We are in Los Angeles. It’s fine. And finally we’re closing it out with the pinnacle of frozen foods, ice. Ha. This is What’s The Best Type of Ice, from August 20th, 2021. (rooster crowing) (monster growling) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. There is an ice for every beverage and every occasion. Let’s see if we can determine what it is. But first let’s give a $30 gift card to mythical.com to… Jazzy! For repping that GMM merch in the wild with #merchicality – (singing) Hoodie’s so cozy. I love it so much. You’re going to get some other stuff to go with it. Still doing this singing thing, you know? – And once you start you really can’t stop! – Okay. So the crew has been surveyed, right Stevie? – [Stevie] Yes! – And they’ve given their opinion on- – [Stevie] Well, do you want to go through the various different ices that are in front of you? – What type of ice works with all different types of beverage? – Starting on my side, we’ve got crescent ice, which is from a typical ice maker in the fridge. This is a weird shape though, like mine at home is not that short, I have longer. – Mine’s a little bit longer, but it’s still the same principle. – But you know what it is, crushed ice that you would get from like the thing on the front of the fridge that would take this ice, then crush it and put it into your cup. – You know what I hate, man? – [Stevie] I believe we’re calling that flake, by the way, – We’re calling it flaked? – [Stevie] Flake – I mean, some fridges call it crushed. – [Stevie] Yeah – What were you about to say? – I hate it when I go to get water and ice comes out. And I hate it even more when flakes come out because they go everywhere. Like we never do flakes at our house. – You want this to come out of it? – I want that to come out. – I don’t even have one of those in my fridge. – I don’t even want water to come out. – I don’t even have one on my fridge. I can’t get ice out of my fridge unless I reach down into the thing. – I’ve noticed. – Yeah. – Well, cause you know why? It takes up a lot of room in your fridge and we like food more than we like ice. – You know what you need? Another fridge. – Well, there’s one of those downstairs. – Well – I mean, but that also doesn’t do that. – This right here, it’s melting some, but this is the little crunchy barrel ice. – [Stevie] Nuggets. – Nugget ice – Nuggets. You can get it at Sonic. You can also get it at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. – Yes you can. – And then we’ve got like ice tray ice. – [Stevie] Cubes. – Ice cubes – Cubes. Thank you for clarifying and changing the name of all of them. – [Stevie] Well, as we go through this. I wanted everyone to know what we were talking about. So yeah, we’re starting with plain water. So your job is to guess what the majority of the crew, the ice the majority of the crew chose as their preference for water. – My preference is no ice and water. – Yeah. Yeah. – Let me just say that, but I don’t believe that’s an option. – And we agree. So that’s the correct answer. It’s hard to not go with the crunchy crunchy for any liquid. – [Stevie] I agree. – It’s so good. – [Stevie] It’s so superior to the rest. ‘Cause it all, ’cause there’s like so much of it. I feel like it ices just every little molecule and then you can just crunch on it forever. – But. Let me just say, and I don’t know if this is physically correct. I think that this ice when put in water, but not necessarily put in soda, has a tendency to turn into a snowball that kind of bunches up and hits you in the nose when you try to drink it. – Ooh – So I’m going to go with they wanted crescent ice – I think that is the best choice – Because crushed ice and water, I dunno, it’s just too close. – The shape of the crescents. Just it lets the water go around it. We’re going with- – Yeah, I’m going with crescents – [Stevie] So you’re both going crescent? – Yeah. 63% of the crew polled went with cube. In fact, crescent was the least picked situation. – Really? – Well it tied with flake. I’m not going to choose flake for anything. – I understand the cube. I guess cube for the same reason. It was just so far away from me that I forgot about it (laughs) – But it’s like squared or rounded and it doesn’t allow as much flow. So you’re wrong guys. (crew laughing) It was crescent. That was the correct answer. – Okay. All right. What else? – [Stevie] It’s interesting that you said ice tray ice, because in my mind there’s something like, slightly fancier about cubed ice to the crescent ice. And maybe that’s because the crescent ice is so easily gettable out of a freezer? – Can you chisel that for us? – [Stevie] You know, like you’ll see cubes in fancy cocktails. – Yeah, like- – Big cubes. – [Stevie] I mean usually larger cubes, but yeah. – This is Coke, right? – [Stevie] Coke. – I mean, just as a reminder The crunchy, crunchy, crunch barrel cube, nugget ice. – The barrels, Sonic barrels. – It just does something for me. – Oh, it’s so good. And it just looks good. Now you got to drink it pretty fast. I do think it melts. – We need to see if my theory is right. – If you throw it, you having trouble with… Chris is? Chris sound guy’s listening to the crunching of the ice. – Look, look, look! It turned into, look, it turned into one block. See how it does that in this? – It didn’t quite, but I know- – Look, it turned, it stayed into one thing. Whereas in the coke, look at that. – Because of the effervescence, – Look at that! You see that? Look how it formed one big cube in the water and not in the coke. – Yeah, it didn’t. You’re right. All right. We’re we’re going with the crushy crunchy. – [Stevie] I completely and totally agree with going with nugget. And somehow 52% of the crew picked cube, followed by nugget. Cube?! How, how, how could you? – Do we have any of those folks who said cubed in here? – We got a cuber? No one wants to own it. (crew laughing) – ‘Cause what’s the argument for cubed being best in Coke? – [Crew Member] I think it was the first option to vote on. (crew laughing) – The first option to vote on? I think it’s denser, so it melts slower. It might keep your drink colder, longer in theory? – Well, because I know that we’ve got, I know that we have another round where we’re going to talk about cocktail, and I don’t know what it is that makes cubed ice work better for a cocktail than it does for a Coke. I don’t, I haven’t really thought about this. I’ve never explored this. – [Stevie] Sprite. – Look what I found. – Sprite. – Again. – Why would it not just be nugget again? – Every soft drink should be the nugget. – Yeah. But it looks like water though. Does that mean anything? – I never used this for anything, but some people like, some people that like to chew ice and they can’t get their hands on this can create this in their own fridge. So I do think that this isn’t, that there’s an affinity group for the shards. – The argument for- – But it’s too unpredictable for me. – The argument for the nugget ice not being good would be that it being broken up so much, causes it to melt more quickly. Which means you get a more watered down beverage, and so you lose the taste a little bit. – Yeah. – So I could see somebody making that argument and saying that cubed would work best, but (sneezes) – [Stevie] Bless you. – If the crew voted differently for Coke and for Sprite, then you’re all psychopaths. – Yeah. So we’re sticking to our guns here. – We’re gonna say that you chose cubed, again. – [Stevie] Yeah. Good news. They did do the exact same thing. Somehow they picked cube over nugget. – ‘Cause they’re consistently wrong. – But crescent is, no one likes crescent ice, I feel bad for it. – [Stevie] Well, it’s just- – It’s boring. – [Stevie] Yeah. Yeah. – You know. – And it gets stuck on the side. You know what I’m saying? It like fits on the side and then that hits you on the lip and it’s like, “Ah, crescent ice!” – [Stevie] Chew it, you can’t really put it in your mouth. – Or you can, I’ll bite ice like this. – You know what, a crescent ice is really good for? (ice crunching) An ice pack. It’s like, it’s got that rounded edge and it’s got a flat edge. So depending on your like wound, you can like really focus some flat edges or some rounded edges. So it contours to the body. – You’ve been icing wounds lately? – I’ve been icing wounds. I’m a wound icer. – Hmm. – All right. Get rid of this. And we’re bringing in the, is this tea? – [Stevie] Mhmm. – Tea. Now, I mean, this just feels like, I think just for the nostalgia factor. – Right. – I think for nostalgia factor – Gotta go for the home cubes! – I think you gotta go for these, I think you gotta go for crescent. – Well… – Maybe even older-school is an ice tray. – Yeah, ’cause it’s ice, so I’m going ice tray for the nostalgia. – I’ll go with that. I’ll go with ice tray. – [Stevie] Yeah. They went with cubed again. Followed by crescent though, followed by crescent. – They love cubed. Crescent in 7%. – We got one flake in there. – Yeah. Flake is not, the good thing about flake. 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Okay? – Okay. – Here’s a weird one for ice, milk. – [Stevie] I will say the bulk of the crew refused to answer this. – Yeah, I was about to say you’re psychopaths if you want ice in your milk. – So there’s only three people who voted and I also have all of their names. – Okay. So let’s just let’s guess who voted. – Give me the names, I’ll say what they voted for. – [Stevie] Emily, Mikayla and Mike. But we have several, who’s the Mike? Pasley. Okay. Emily, Pasley and Mikayla. – So, Mikayla is right there. – Mikayla, do you actually drink milk iced? – [Mikayla] No. – But you felt obligated to vote? – [Mikayla] Yeah, I felt bad that nobody else voted. – Okay. – Yeah, so I wonder if, hmm. – I mean, it seems gross to put the little cubes. – I think it’s gotta be the biggest cubes. – It’s gotta be the biggest one. – Cause you want the least amount of meltage. – Yeah. – [Stevie] So you think most of those three people chose the cubes? – Yes. – It is the right answer. – Two out of three. – If you have to ice it. – [Stevie] You are correct. Emily and Pasley chose the cubes, but Mikayla did not. – Mikayla chose the crescent. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Hey, look at that! – Why’d you choose the crescent, since you’re here? – [Mikayla] The shape? – You like the shape? – [Mikayla] I like the shape in ice. Hypothetically. – Hypothetically. You would never do it, but hypothetically you like the idea of it? – Mikayla better in ice than a big giant cube. – Yeah. – You, yeah. (crew laughing) – But what’s the point of putting ice in milk? – Woo! Levitating ice cube! (crew laughing) (gasps) I’m scared! – Hold on. – I’m scared! – I don’t even know what just happened. – It’s still happening, man. – How is it doing that? – Levitating ice cube! – How is the ice just hanging onto the side of- – It doesn’t, it’s abstaining too. Just like most of the- – (laughs) Yes. It’s like “Don’t do it!” – “I am not going in!” – “I live for just a moment, don’t put me in milk!” – “This is not how I wanted to go out!” – Okay. As long as you can hold on, you’re good. – All right. – [Stevie] Oh, I’m getting some good points from Emily via Slack. Emily are you on chat, can you talk? – [Emily] Yeah, I’m here. – [Stevie] Please, share. I mean, I can see that. – Emily- – [Emily] Yeah, I mean, an iced latte is essentially just iced milk with a little brown in it. – (laughs) Don’t ruin this for us. – Okay. – Emily – You’re calling an iced latte, ‘brown milk’? Is that your argument? – You are right though, you are right that- – [Emily] Well, I think I meant to say with a little coffee in it, but it came out the way it did, you know? – You’re not wrong about this. You’re not wrong that there’s essentially, especially if you get a lot of cream in like an iced coffee, that you are basically doing iced milk in that situation. And I gotta say, I have done that, and I felt nothing when I did it. – And I have to say, Emily, that the colder the milk, the better the milk. So… (ice cube rattling) – You convinced the ice cube! You convinced, the ice cube was like, “Okay, alright. You know, you’re right!” – Emily convinced me, and I convinced the ice cube. – Wow. You just could. Hey, listen. – Thank you, Emily. – You just changed the will of ice. – [Emily] No problem – You made ice change its ice mind. – I gotta give Emily half the credit for that. Orange juice. – [Stevie] This we had a little bit more of an uptick in participation to 12 people, and I don’t have their names. But that was like a third of the people who participated in other things. – This is still pretty psycho, to do this. – But warm OJ is almost as bad as warm milk. Not as bad. – But you always just get it out of the fridge and drink it pretty fast, if you’re me. – [Man From Crew] Would go into a screwdriver – Screwdriver? – Mmm, you’re right. – So that’s vodka? – It’s vodka and orange juice. And ice. – Gotta have that ice. You know what? I’m going to go, I think I’m going to go with the shards because I like the idea of drinking the smaller shards with the OJ. – Like pulp? – Are you a pulp or a no pulp? – I’m a no pulp. But I like it being so cold that it stays cold going all the way down. – I think this is cubed because of the cocktail association. – [Stevie] There’s one more that is the top one that you both- – Crescent? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Well maybe because you always get this from your fridge and they’re just right there and (indistinct). – [Stevie] That makes sense. – I like a little crushy crushy in my OJ. – Nobody said nugget? – It’s funny how humans make decisions that are based on intuition and feel not necessarily like, we have an interpretation of why this would work this way, but I don’t know if anyone could explain it. It’s just like, I don’t know, nuggets in orange juice sounds bad, but nuggets in Coke? Oh yeah. That’s great. – [Stevie] Are you a pulp, Rhett? – Yeah. ‘Cause I like to eat and it feels, it feels like eating oranges. – [Stevie] Yeah. I’m a pulp too. – Nobody likes flakes on anything. – [Stevie] Chase is a pulp too. – Flake has not been voted for for anything, right? – No flake hasn’t won anything. – And finally, we have a Moscow mule. – [Stevie] Sans the alcohol, YouTube. – No alcohol in this Moscow mule. – Now clearly, cubed won this one, but let’s, let’s explore why cubed is the best. And let’s explore why when you go to a fancy place and they give you a cocktail, that’s got one big ice cube. – That’s cool. – We’ve actually, you know, our friend Mike, you know, Science Mike. He’s quite, as you can imagine, because he’s, he’s sort of like a mad scientist. – He likes to mix a drink. – He’s a really good cocktail mixer as well. – Yeah. – And he gave me a drink the other day that had one of those big ice cubes in, at his house. How’s he getting? How’s he making one of those big ice cubes at his house? – I think you have to buy them, I mean- – [Stevie] You buy the mold ’cause you can also buy a big cylindrical mold, which is another cocktail favorite. So yeah. Anybody who’s really into cocktails has, has that ice. – It’s thick and cold, and I think it, so it reduces melting as much as possible. – It’s just the surface area is lower, so it reduced meltage. – Chris and I ate at a fancy place downtown, and they had really huge, fancy ice. And we were asking them about it. – “Tell me about your ice.” (crew laughing) – They do not. Well, what we learned was, by asking, that they do not make it on premises. They buy big ice cubes from a special supplier. – [Stevie] Well, I think if it’s clear, yeah. – It’s really hard to do the clear kind. – Oh. – It’s really hard to do. It’s a special process to get it to be completely clear and super, super fancy places downtown have the- – Well who’s to say I wasn’t there? – Spherical ice. Total sphere. – That’s nice. – Woo. That is just special, if you get one of those. – It’s just like, you know, if you swallowed it and started choking on it- – You just wait. – Yeah. That’d be the best advice. – [Stevie] You said cube, which is correct. But there’s a tie between two. And I think it’s pretty obvious what the tie is. – Well, it’s gotta be crescent. – [Stevie] No! In a Moscow mule? – Nuggets? – [Stevie] Yes! – Wow. – So, you’re a fan of this? – [Stevie] Yeah, a lot of fancy cocktail places will serve nugget ice. – I didn’t know that. – But why? – [Stevie] I don’t know. – For any drink or specifically a Moscow mule? – [Stevie] Specific drinks. Yeah. – Okay. – Well, look at that, we solved problem today. – You know what? Kiss your ice supplier today. – Let’s see if I can get a piece of ice to land on the rim again. – It’ll never happen. Controversial More. Mm-hmm. Have you put ice in milk since then? No. Emily did make a good argument. You know, ice latte basically just. I don’t get a lot of. Ice milk, ice brown milk. I don’t get a lot of ice lattes, you do though. So you probably have done this. Yeah, I’m not. You’ve iced your milk? No I haven’t, because I’m not drinking milk. I mean, when I went home for Thanksgiving, my mom surprised me and Lando with some Food Lion Chocolate Milk, which was always my favorite brand of chocolate milk. Is it in the glass or is it in the carton? Carton. Okay. It’s Food Lion. Yeah, then it’s not best. And it’s so thick. It’s not as good as that, like, something farms thing. It’s nostalgic. It’s, it’s got this nostalgia thing, but I don’t know, it might be just as good. Didn’t put ice in it. Didn’t put ice in it. Didn’t even think about it. ’cause it was already cold. Exactly. So you’re saying that you learned something and you didn’t apply it? Nope. Yeah. Oh, I’m saying yes to what you’re saying, which is no. Seems to be. I didn’t do it. Our MO here. Mm-hmm. Well, thank you for hanging with us. 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