
well we’ve arrived in Miami let’s talk about that going old-school where you hold up of an iphone to another iphone to show your intro ice no that’s actually very new school link good morning Chia Lincoln it is Wednesday January 26 yes it is and we are in me ami how do you say it if you’re cool do you say me ami I usually say Miami Florida for those of you who need clarification you can see there’s some interesting native vegetation behind us here very very Floridian and look at that we’ve got we got a pool and it at the end of this episode one of us is going to jump into that pool and it will not be me we are at a conference but we’re not entirely sure what the conference is we just know that we’re on a panel and that means that doesn’t mean we’re going to stand on the board that means that we’re going to sit down with other people and answer questions about about the things that we do and we don’t know much about this conference but there’s a bunch of dudes like 95% dudes in their 40s to 50s and they’re all wearing Blazers so we’re thinking this must be like the weatherman conference it’s very homogeneous we got here yesterday and I have we got acclimated yet well my hair is not doing too good in the humidity well first of all that there’s no Sun I thought that Miami was full of Sun and fun and so far it’s kind of overcast and it could rain in any moment very dreary we haven’t left the hotel the very large hotel I don’t know if we I think you could survive here for decades have any of you been in Miami what do you suggest that we do with any spare time and I’m talking about something fantastic like I was talking to a Smosh last night and they said that they were gonna go out on a fan boat I was like you talking like everglades scenario that’s a boat with all your fans on it oh yeah we invite you all to join us on a boat no we don’t actually because we don’t have a boat I don’t want to get you out what are they going on this fan boat I don’t know that they didn’t invite us they just said they heard about it we need it on that I don’t know it seems kind of treacherous and to top it all off I forgot my toothpaste you see this look on my face I’m like going like this because I’m inches from links face and he did not brush his teeth this morning because he forgot his toothpaste but I did drink some coffee which is over there I forgot it’s over there I need to get it and it’s random it’s actually raining right now so again we’re trying to figure out what this conference is about we’re going to be on the panel we’re going to answer some questions about things like good morning Chia Lincoln and our regular videos are we going to talk about good morning shilling it’s all I’m going to talk about the whole time because it’s the only thing that I care about I’ve been thinking about you people I woke up seven times last night every time I woke up I was like what are the people who watch good morning ceiling and gonna be what are they thinking right now I mean what are they eating right now what are they dreaming about right now what am I going to get it talk to them again I’m so anxious to cut this camera on in Miami or Miami and talk to these people on an iPhone you ready to jump in the pool I’m not going to do it I was kinda open you would do it for all these people that you’re obsessed with I will tell you really quickly that because we’re speaking at this conference we have somewhat special access to some places within the hotel and one of these places was a speaker ready room I guess that’s where the speakers go to get ready so we went in there yesterday when we checked in and something you may not know about my good friend link here is he is incredibly cheap like embarrassingly cheap and it’s okay that’s not a terminology he likes you use the term frugal I would use the term frugal and or even siedel which is you know which seems kind of like medieval and we look I looked over in the corner and there’s like this little mini fridge with drinks for the speakers I think the idea is it’s like drinks for the speakers like before they speak or when they get ready for their speech but I look over there and link has the bag that we were given when we check into the conference and he is like looking over his shoulder and putting like two bottled waters to Pepsi’s tu’pari a’s one of two of everything putting it in his bag and my wife is here with me I’m not selfish I just think it was I think borderline stealing what you did well okay you said that it was four speakers before they speak let me ask you a question have we spoken the spirit of the have we spoken this rule is but yeah but you have to answer the question sir but you had to go sleep on it I mean you you had there was a full there’s a the rule is if there’s a full night of sleep between your appearance and when you’re in the room you don’t get any of it there was no placard over the mini-fridge but what if here’s how you here’s how you judge your actions what if every single person did what you do what if every single person every single speaker who who came into the room took seven things there was only like 12 things in there you took half of everything some speak some speakers need more to prepare you know is in plus is that what was that Pellegrino stuff you know it’s like sparkling water it is good I just felt like I got one and I felt like I needed to drink it while I was in the ready room well I will say this I already drank all of them so I obviously needed it what do you think you know let us know kids are cheap you know they’re going to say that they would if they would have done the same thing yeah that’s what do you think it’s a pointless question yeah in fact you’re only a dork if you comment and say that I’m gonna try to make them feel stupid they’re going to make don’t let them don’t let them manipulate Hitler did you late you be manipulated only dorks will comment and say you did the right thing just making yourself at door sorry well let’s check in with Chinkin hope he’s not there I mean what would you have we have some fake grass over here ejected only that’s fate yeah this grass right here people 100% fake it’s like turf see that I’m thinking that we potentially need to adopt some sort of system if we had a fake if we had a completely artificial Chia Lincoln that we could like add artificial plastic hairs to every day then we could probably be more successful with the growing one of them like you got any parting words from all of us here in Miami trying to figure out where the camera is there it is over there from all of us here in Miami we wish you a good morning unruhe cord or stop record now
