GMCL 35: Two BROKEN Femurs!

my femur bone is a perfect measuring device for something I encounter quite often in life let’s talk about that good morning Chia Lincoln it is February 18th 2011 thanks for joining us and I can feel that many of you at home are doing what red is doing right now and if you’re not just do it you know if you have a coffee in your hand or something you know just don’t slosh it too much just give it a little what is that where did that come from it’s like if you’re for he’s a jolly good fellow when people sing that the person is being sung to it’s supposed to do this you know it’s like oh I’m receiving your praise I’ve always seen this in like celebrations like old timey like when the Greeks won the Olympics you know all the old video tapes from the drink the first Greek Olympics yeah they’re all to beat the BC ones VHS it’s like pieces of rock that you have to slide in front of each other really quickly yes no the guys are going like this but I think they had something in their hands remember they were making little noises with her those those poop noises I can’t do that thanks for joining us freaks are always they’re the ones who invented making the Putin oozes with your hand and making that into music you got to watch those Greeks welcome to today’s episode can yesterday’s episode was about our crazy freaky flight and many of you theorized about what might have happened and we are appreciative for your theorization but to a degree I’ll tell you what got on my nerves a little bit okay people we read all your comments okay that’s all we do all day is read your comments when we’re not making this show and so many people said gauze and I assume you had this face on when you were right when you were typing his comments guys haven’t you heard of a connecting flight it was a freaking connecting flight guys what are you idiots it was a connecting flight have you ever heard of a layover what do you guys not fly who is layover it was good people we know what a connect that is we listen to the story we know what a layover is learn to comprehend the words that are coming from our mouths and going into your ears and connecting with your brainy old tissues brainy oh I made the word up because if you had heard what we were saying we were saying that we’ve flown a bunch usually when you have a connecting flight they tell you that you’re going to have a connecting flight there is some evidence of that on your ticket you have a boarding pass for every plane that you get on the sign says the the connecting destination what I there was no connecting flight between what we said and a lot of you people who commented and apparently there was no connection between what we said and what you bonded with I’m sorry to be harsh people but listen I’m worried about the youth of America and their ability to comprehend words that come out of people’s mouths or words that are written on pages where is this where we where’s this world going link when kids can’t comprehend simple truth no now here’s the problem today a bit you will get zero comments that’s right because I bitch i barf right now I don’t know what a comment now because he’s gonna get mad at me do you know what a connecting flight is hey hey have you guys heard of a freaking conducting flight you can just you can just direct your comments to me and I won’t almost scrutinize them as yeah so much as what does I’ll beat I’ll take I’ll take the bad rap I don’t care I got blasted in the comments on our on our main channel because you know our Facebook worst Facebook picks ever got on the home page and all these haters started coming and about my haircut and all types of stuff it’s good though when you start getting hate on a video you know you’ve broken out of your your audience so we thought it would be good today to continue the discussion about flight a little bit we have some more thoughts on the matter and yes we do welcome your thoughts on the matter in the comments and we will not overly scrutinize them as I said my femur bone is a perfect measuring device for what link well I can answer that for you all right well I’ll answer it for you you want me to answer for you I want you to answer it for me was it a rhetorical question yes very good you get that meeow means it Rhett should answer it a tasket it is the exact length of the the exact distance between the back of an airplane seat that you’re sitting in and the back of the seat that is in front of you what I’m saying is that when I sit down into a plane mm-hmm okay the standard plane in the coach my leg is in direct contact with the seat in front of me completely wedged in there it’s like I like get in there and I’m like and I like stick in there and at first I thought I was like wow could you know I look over there I don’t know like wow that’s really safe and secure you’re like a baby in a in a car seat you’re like so secured that’s a fire that I use now started to realize boy yes that could cause some real damage if we were in a crash yeah it’s like both of my femurs would instantly snap like twigs there’s no room see people that’s the biggest bone in your body – it is it’s the size of a cow’s leg that’s not true either but what is true is the fact that I am 6 foot 7 a lot of people don’t realize that link is actually pretty tall he’s 6 feet I’m 6 foot zealot let’s stand up that’s not gonna work on this show unless we go back here let’s stand back-to-back I’m six I’m six feet tall I’m not I’m not a shrimp okay I’m so I’m six foot seven so I have very long legs and what that means is I’m not made to ride on a plane in coach but I don’t ride first-class because it cost the money you gotta had the money to do that but something hilarious happens which do you want to just demonstrate it is that the best way to do this I love I love flying with Rhett for this one reason the same exact reason that Rhett hates to fly is the reason that I love to fly to watch this happen Rhett sitting in his seat this is the plane seat and I’m I’m the person in front of him you can’t see his femur right now but boom that’s the cedars right against him and somebody sitting here of course I’m sitting here I have my headphones on and all of a sudden at some point in the flight the guy in front of me always you know a like two minutes 20 into flight when they give you the they release you and they say you can put your seat back the guy starts pressing this button and starts trying to come back now I am prepared for this moment and I have my legs first of all I have nothing I can do with my legs but my knees are in this guy’s back and he starts trying to come back like this like link is doing right now and he’s like what’s that like something drawn your seat and you’re starting yes you’re thinking to yourself I am you can you can actually speak the link oh I thought you were gonna voice it I’ll voice it what’s wrong with my seat oh hold on stewardess flight attendant something’s wrong with my seat it’s broken the buttons not working when he would actually say that okay you can say it in stewardess flight attendant sotas wrong with my seat it’s broken and then I think I’m just gonna push harder and then he just starts wailing on it yeah I’m broke he really gets going well I mean I’ve really seen got my numbers I’ve really I’ve seen guys do this oh oh oh and rest just sitting there taking it with a little smaller on my face and then the finally guy just kind of turns around and sees Rhett Rhett slick I’m like look I’m a giant I don’t even say anything I just kind of look at him in my head is like a foot above the back of the seat and I’m just like and then the guy’s just like it’s not I’m like yet bro you’re not gonna get back not going to happen it’s not happening today wrong seat wrong plane wrong day so he just turns around defeated and then he puts his uh puts his trade table down and just boom puts his head on so if you ever fly in front of me that’s my favorite thing about flying forget put bring your seat back I’m not gonna let it happen yesterday we talked about Chia Lincoln and we realized that he was dead here’s the reality we are going to have to stop GM CEO this season at least temporarily this season of GM CEO will be over a week from today next Friday and here’s why we have a major project that we are about to embark upon that we can’t tell you all the details about yet but we will tell you very soon it is going to require a lot of travel it is going to require a temporary move mm-hmm from North Carolina to California to work on this project and we are going to be all over the place and we’re going to be incredibly busy and there’s not going to be and logistically it is going and physically it is going to be impossible to be doing a daily show that is formatted like GMC Oh however by doing this over the past month we have learned that we like doing it many of you like us doing it and we are going to bring it back in some form some format it won’t be Chia Lincoln because well who knows what it will be but let’s just look at this as season one coming to a close maybe prematurely if so so be it we’re giving you a five one week notice right a one-week notice will be here all next week so make sure you tune in Friday will be the last episode of good morning to you Lincoln season 1 wipe the tear tune in tomorrow it’s not too late to tell your friends to watch it isn’t they can catch up yeah see you tomorrow well Monday Monday

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