yesterday at lunch I bit my tongue you really want to talk about that yeah let’s talk about that good morning TIA Lincoln it is Thursday January 1 3 2 0 1 1 2011 yesterday we were eating Chinese food together as we often do not celebrating anything particular just having lunch almost warm when it’s so cold it’s very comforting and as we are exiting the Chinese restaurant Lin comes up to me he’s like I bit my tongue in there can you tell he sticks his tongue out and it is literally dripping blood is like it’s beginning to fork it’s like someone took a machete it’s like he’s at the beginning it is it the initial stages of an opera of a tongue operation was horrendous well so I said yeah I can tell ya I could taste the blood and I wasn’t gonna say anything to you about it but I’m when it happened I thought that I had maybe bit the tip of my tongue off now it’s been it’s been a day but I’m gonna I’m gonna show it to you time heals very tongue so he’ll quickly I don’t know if you can see that very well but the tongue and in generally and generally it’s much longer the inside of your mouth on you the tip of it the inside of your mouth feels more quickly than anything because goodness you know you injure it all the time you don’t even know oh my gosh it’s it’s it’s so painful and it just your whole body just everything comes to a halt whenever you bite your tongue do you do you bite your tongue often well you can miss him Rick commiserate with me but here’s my thing got a big truck going by give us a hug huh he wasn’t looking at blocking our light okay so we were eating Chinese food the reason why I didn’t say anything at the moment was because some Garrison your first instinct when you bite your tongue is I hope nobody saw that it’s kind of like falling on the ice like I also yesterday some of my driveway didn’t hear about that yeah I didn’t want to tell you about that either had a bad day yes it’s like a knot I’m eating the Chinese food it’s like BAM I banked it into my tongue and then it’s like look it’s like your whole body freezes up your mouth just like opens up and like you’re going to survival mode it’s just like don’t chew any more because your brain realizes that your body is now beginning to consume itself yeah it’s like stop and if this continues you’ll die so the brain freezes you up but the thing about limit yes I didn’t know if you saw that happen it’s like I feel like that was like a minute of under I didn’t see it it’s like wisely I didn’t notice I noticed it when you stuck the bloody tongue out though that was when I definitely noticed frozen at lunch but people listen this is the thing this happens to link all the time now listen I bite my tongue I don’t think that links tongue is that much bigger than right I think we probably have average-sized tongues I don’t know we’ve never measured them but I think in general it’s not about tongue sighs it’s not about mouth size cuz my mouth size is smaller than yours actually yeah so I should be biting my tongue all the time right see look maybe big mouth I have a relatively small mouth I believe that link bites his tongue a lot more often than me and a lot more often than you probably because he has chewed actual chomp down maybe ten times as much as an average person is in his life I’m in over chewer I’ll admit to that so it’s just it’s just it’s a risk thing it’s a it’s a the statistic mystical risk has been greatly exaggerated because you have so many opportunities to bite your tongue and but but link explain why you choose so often because this is it goes back to his childhood well I blame my Nana yeah look if you know if you look back on our second channel which is this channel you’ll see one video called Nana driver and where I talked to Nana she was a dental assistant for many years her entire life and I remember as a kid she’d make me lunch and she sit down and she said now every time you take a bite you should you should chew 30 times which is insane I don’t know why she told me that but it’s just like give him personality type in my age and how much I love my Nana it was gold you know I was like okay you know do you really grasps all the things like that you get a little OCD maybe a lot of OCD in you it just you know so you kind of you grasp hold of that and you were like 30 times I’m gonna do it and he’s done it all I mean you just you you go out need some Chinese food or it doesn’t matter what it could be pudding you go out and eat pudding with link and you’re both eating pudding which we don’t do that on a regular basis let’s get some pudding Rhett pudding for lunch um but I look over there and he’ll be chewing pudding or yogurt and he’s well we’ve just really getting it we decided to illustrate this situation in hopes that I can find people of like mind or like habit who will comment and say you know link you’re not abnormal time for a demonstration I got a peanut butter Snickers from my stocking my mom still gives me a Christmas stocking the Santa Claus and that well it’s chocolate they’ve seen it I also showed them the bump on the end of my tongue so they’re not really very appetizing at this point let’s break this thing in half and equal sizes I don’t give me the bigger one I’ll give you the bigger piece I mean this is mine’s at least 30% bigger than yours right now okay and and but we’re gonna chew this thing and I just want you to count how many times you chew okay yeah I want you to count how many times you chew okay and I’ll do the same thing very cool I’m done actually because there’s a little bigger to 31 times 37 times okay so mine was 30% bigger than yours which means I should have chewed 30% more than you right so I should have chewed about 45 times well that’s my problem but I don’t want to swallow I’m not a snake I’m not going to swallow so that wasn’t a great demonstration link what because I chewed more than you you chewed more than me on a smaller piece so it kind of proved the point but I don’t think it really Illustrated I mean sometimes I just stop and just watch you chew and I’m amazed at how many times you’re chewing I think you’re just trying to show off for the people look at me I can chew like a like a normal person I don’t know you be the judge you let us know what you think if we need to do a recount we can do that well I’m a little disappointed in that and I’m also I thought you would probably bite your tongue if not for just show you hear that it’s music from the beginning of our that’s right show before we check in with Chia Lincoln like we always do as part of the show we are going to take a moment talk about our intro music as much as you would like to believe that the intro music – good morning Chia Lincoln is one of us playing the piano it’s not it is actually from royalty free music library calm and if you look back on a bunch of our videos main channel rhett and Link and second channel rhett and Link – when you hear background music it’s it’s music that we’ve gotten from their library which is great let’s turn our attention to this Chia president the 16th president was some sort of somebody said in the comments yesterday that he kind of started looked like Caesar like he like he had the laurels on the side of his head well and we got a little bit more growth on top now not on the very top it’s still a reverse mohawk in some senses I think we’re going to have a full-blown Chia here before we know it I’m starting to wonder are we going to be able to eat this thing when we’re done I threw away the instructions I’m not sure if you’re supposed to do that or not I wonder if it’s chewy we’ll see you tomorrow that’ll be Friday January 14th good morning Chia Lincoln will be here will you