♪ Footwear, footwear can my baby be. ♪ (laughs) Let’s talk about that. ♪(intro music)♪ Good Mythical Morning. A while back, on this show, we asked the burning question, Will It Shoe, and we ended up shoe-ing everything from a butter churn, to the entire Harry Potter book series. – We make ourselves proud. – (both laughs) I don’t know if we were inspired by fashion, or if fashion inspired us, but it turn– – That was the same thing. – (crew laughs) – (laughs) – But, I know what you meant. Today we’re going to talk about some crazy shoes that are crazier than the shoes that we tried to shoe. – ♪(bass music)♪ – (Link) ♪ These shoes were made ♪ (Link) ♪ for talking about, because they’re weird. ♪ – Oh, that was catchy. – Yeah. Weird shoes. Let’s get started. If you loved the movie, Transformers, you’ve got poor taste, but you also might love, the Transformer Shoe. (Link) Oh! There it is. – (Link) It’s tall. – (Rhett) Hm mm. (Link) It’s got a buckle. It’s got an Optimus Prime color scheme, right? – Yup. – And it transforms into a jet? Not Optimus Prime, it transforms into other shoes. Including, a slipper, a low-top, a mid-top, (Rhett) and a high-top, because you never know (Rhett) what the day is going to call for in terms of ankle support. Four shoes? – Yeah. Four shoes in one. – What? Tell me another time that’s happened for you. – What? – (crew laughs) – Tell me another– – I’m sorry, I cannot answer the question. That’s the tag line of the shoe, “Tell me another time – “that that has happened for your shoes.” – Okay, okay. It has never happened. So, I’m not trying to disappoint you, but it’s just is other shoes. But it is available in Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, as this one is, – and Megatron. – Nice. You get them on coilex.com for only eighty euros, and, at that price, you’re going to be able to afford a Megan Fox body pillow, which you’re going to need, because, if you buy these shoes, you’re going to be spending the night alone. (laughs) What you got, Link? You knew there was a Megan Fox body pillow. That concerns me. You can get anything on a body pillow. What would you think if I told you there was an origami shoe? – A foldable shoe. – I’d believe you. (Link) Check this out. Look. It’s a flat, green and white shoe, – (Link) that looks just like origami. – (Rhett) Not a lot to that. (Link) And then (makes bloop sounds) it pops up, and you put your foot in it. (Rhett) Not much shoe there. Well, this is great for packing. But, I don’t know. Once you see it on the model, I start to question things. (Link) Like, can you stand up in these shoes? (Rhett) Is she just– Is she cold? – What is going on there? – She’s not wearing pants, – so I would think she is– – She’s like, “Don’t look at me, “I haven’t put my dress on yet.” (Link) I know her legs are shiny, but just look at the shoes for a second. (Rhett) That’s hose. – She’s got hose on. – (laughs) Or does she? – I don’t know. Let’s debate it. – I think these are for crouching only. Right. I don’t have any shoes that I can only crouch in, so I’m in the market. Yeah, I mean, if I can’t see someone standing in a shoe– – That’s a problem. – I’m afraid to purchase– – You question if standing is possible. – Exactly. Yeah. So, I’m not for that one, but I love origami. Not made of paper, by the way. Let’s go from origami to call-your-mommy, because these are some scary shoes. In fact, they’re called, the Scary Beautiful Shoe. Link, you’re going to have to just watch the video, in order– I cannot explain this one. – Check this out. – Okay. Yup, there she is, getting into them. Well, she’s getting in backwards. But, no. This is forwards. What? She didn’t have on pants either. – What? Woah! – Look at that. – (crew laughs) – That is a comfortable looking gait. That’s how I walk to the hall closet when I run out of T.P. (all laugh) – You know? This is, like, eugh. – That is exactly right. Oh my goodness. (shouts) You kids! When you run out of toilet paper, you got to let mom know! I can’t be creeping around like this. Can’t be going through this hall like I got the Scary Beautiful shoe on again. So it’s a training video for not… – making yourself dirty, while you’re– – No. This might explain these a little bit more, because these are actually– These were designed by a designer who wanted to make, somewhat of a social commentary – on beauty and perfection. – Okay. The designer said, “I looked at what the high heel is traditionally doing, “and I pushed it over, to see where sexy ends, “and grotesque begins.” Where sexy ends and grotesque begins, which I always thought that was between the H&M, and the food court at the mall. Like in the Teavana area? – Yeah, exactly. – (both laugh) These are only available at Teavana. – I love you Teavana. – I always called it Tee-a-vana. – No, it’s not Tee-a-vana, – It makes more sense now. Alright, check out this shoe, Rhett. (Link) You see it? (Rhett) I see some glass and grass. (Link) No, no no. It’s not glass, and it not grass. It’s a grass shoe. Nope. I’m gonna zoom out a little bit. (Link) Check it out. It’s the invisible shoe. (Link) It’s a shoe made of mirrors. The black section there, (Link) is what you slip your foot down into. (Link) Here’s a picture in front– In just, like, on whiteness. – (Link) So you can see the mirrored effect. – (Rhett) Okay. (Rhett) I see it now. Mirror shoes. This was designed by Andreia Chaves, in 2011, and it’s got a leather interior. So, maybe it’s a little comfortable, even though it looks very unforgiving. But it has laser-cut mirrors on the outside. This is, I don’t know, there’s some nefarious things that could happen. This is an up-skirt shoe, man. I don’t– Okay, it could be that. I don’t think you should be caught with these. You should be caught if you’re wearing them. Like, up your own skirt? Yeah, sure. – (both laugh) – You wear skirts? There’s perverts who do this, man. – They put mirrors on their shoes. – That’s exactly– So why are you going to have a whole shoe that’s just mirrors? It’s for perverts. (all laugh) I don’t think that’s what she was thinking, but, I mean, you could also burn an ant if you go outside. Don’t do that. Don’t burn ants with your shoe. How about, the Shoe Pants? Specifically called, the Converse Extension 1. Now, you remember the knee-high converse. In fact, Link, we have dredged up an old picture of you with the knee-high converse. (Link) Yes, but I tastefully folded them down to reveal the yellow, (Link) and I did pose with Goofy unapologetically. – (Rhett) You did. – (Link) I don’t know why. (Rhett) You look good there. (Link) Great posture. Thanks to the shoes. But mine did not go up, like, to my crotch. Yeah, so, this is basically the knee-high Converse on a different level, specifically the level of the waist. All the way up the legs. – (Link) Wow. – (Rhett) You can see Willow Smith (Rhett) wore these back in 2010, when she was whipping (Rhett) her hair back and forth. She wore these in the pink color. Unfortunately, these are not available for the general public, Link. This is just available for people like Willow Smith. Shants. Shants? Shoe pants? Yeah. I shan’t be wearing those. – (laughs) – You shan’t because you can’t. But Daryl van Wouw, he’s the designer of these, and he’s considering doing a limited run. So, Daryl, please, do it for us. Give us a pair. Make mine extra long. We will wear them. I got the Apex Predator shoes. Brace yourself for this photo. (Link) It just looks like someone grabbed some shoes at Payless, (Link) and then inherited a bunch of dentures. So that’s not real teeth? They are not real teeth. They are dentures, (Link) but the black shoe there has one thousand fifty denture teeth on them. (Link) And these Mary Janes don’t have as many dentures, (Link) They look bigger because the shoe’s closer up. Okay. Now, can you masticate with these? If you drop your food on the ground, – then you can masticate it. – I want to put my feet together, like this, and then feed myself. I think it extends the fifteen second rule. Or is it the five second rule? It’s whatever you want it to be. These black ones run six thousand dollars, and the pink ones run four thousand dollars. Oh, so they’re affordable. – That’s good. – And they’re not to be worn, they’re just art. But, if you do wear them, you’re going to need a dental hygienist to clean these things. That can be arranged. Why settle for walking on teeth, – when you can walk on horse feet? – What? (Rhett) Here they are. These are called, the Horse Shoes, (Rhett) that’s catchy. (Rhett) One hundred perfect real horse feet, Link. That’s not fake horse, that’s real horse. Just like in the IKEA meatballs. Now, I’ve not looked closely at horse feet in a long time, but I did not know that horses had that, like, (Link) cylinder coming off of the back. (Rhett) Yeah, you got to look closely. (Rhett) But it’s there. I didn’t know it was there, (Rhett) and then I went to a bunch of horse pictures. I googled horse, and they’ve all got that little metal thing coming out of there. It’s weird. I bet they stink too, man. Now these are made by a German artist, Iris Schieferstein. Working with dead animals is kind of her thing, so you can imagine the top that goes with this. (all laugh) – Yeah, okay. – I’m sure it’s great. She was once quoted as saying, “The earlier you die, “the longer you are dead.” And she’s also credited with, “The earlier you retire, the longer you can watch Judge Judy.” Never stand directly behind someone wearing those. – Listen, all these are really cool looking, – Yes. but they’re not very practical, so we have taken it upon ourselves to create a new shoe. Ladies and gentlemen, we’d like to introduce to you, The Swiss Army shoe. (Voice over) It doesn’t matter where you’re from. Or where you’re going. The only thing that matters, is that you are prepared. The Swiss Army Shoe, by Rhett and Link. Scaling knife. Corkscrew. Toothpick. Nail file. Everything you need, to step up your game. Your life game, not your basketball game. The Swiss Army Shoe. Only available in right. (laughs) Only available in right. If enough of you buy them, we can work up a left shoe. – Yes we can. – Kevin, you’re very flexible. Good work with that toothpick. You’re good with that right foot. RhettandLink.com/store. Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. You know what time it is. I’m Andy Davis from Atlanta, Georgia, and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. We have ordered the Transformer Shoe. It’s not here yet, hopefully it’ll be here some time today. When we get it, we’re going to Instagram some pictures – of us with them. – Yes. Instagram: Rhett and Link. But, right now, in Good Mythical More, so click through to that, we are going to make a shoe out of one piece of fabric. – No. – This piece of fabric. – ♪fanfare music)♪ – Gifticality. That means we’re going to give one thousand dollars to St Jude Children’s Hospital, to help them in their fight again cancer, and other childhood life-threatening diseases. Join us in donating to that great cause by going to StJude.org/givethanks. Yes. [Captioned by Jack GMM Captioning Team]