How many jalapeños can you eat in eight minutes? – Let’s talk about that. (groovy theme music) Good mythical morning. – There are two things we do a lot on this show. Eat and compete. We’re not professionals, though, I know sometimes it may seem like we are, but we’re not professionals, and the people who actually are professional competitive eaters will blow your mind at how many things they can get down in a certain amount of time, and we’re gonna play a game today to see how good Link knows that stuff, but first we have a very exciting announcement. – Yeah, we are super excited to announce that we are launching a new channel, YouTube.com/ThisIsMythical. It’s a brand new channel, well it was our extra channel, it was called Rhett and Link Four, we changed the name of it, and now there’s entirely new programming coming out, we’re developing a slate, weeks and weeks of content. – Lots of mythical things. – Every week there will be multiple things that are content. – Including, we are bringing back, yes, we are bringing back Ear Biscuits. Our podcast Ear Biscuits is coming back after many requests from you guys, and now it will be an audio podcast, just like it was, but there will be a video version of Ear Biscuits that is on the This Is Mythical channel every single week. – So to reiterate, it will still be available on audio form on iTunes and SoundCloud, am I right, but also now at YouTube.com/ThisIsMythical. – Also, Mike and Alex are gonna have their own show over there on This Is Mythical. You asked, we delivered. – Mmhmm, and we’re taking Good Mythical Crew, the show on Saturdays on this channel, and we are moving it to the This Is Mythical channel, and breaking it up into multiple videos for your viewing enjoyment, along with some food videos. So lots of stuff that we’re, like a complete slate, that’s what we’re developing over there. – This is only the beginning, we really hope that you guys will go over there and subscribe to This Is Mythical, all the content’s gonna be Mythical, it’s gonna be stuff that you like, there’s gonna be a lot of it, and there’s gonna be more and more and more. – Teaser trailer’s coming out this week, and the shows themselves start next week. Subscribe now, thank you. – Alright Link, are you ready to play, How Much Food Can These Food Champs Chew if These Food Champs Could Chew Food? (Which They Can and Do). Alright Link Neal, come on down, you’re the only contestant on Competitive Eating Records. – Righteous. – Let’s also bring out Stevie Zissou. – There she is. – Our lovely and talented card flipper person. – She’s a card flipper. – You ready back there? – I’m ready. – Okay Link, very simple, I’m going to describe a record, a competitive eating record, there’s a number involved, usually it’s how many of these things did they eat in a certain amount of time. – Well there’s a number involved, it’s not gonna go well. – You have two choices, if you get it right, you get it right. – Great. – If you get four out of six of these, you either get a dollar, or what’s in the mystery box. – Alright, I’ll take what’s in the mystery box. – In 2015, YouTuber and competitive eater Matt “Megatoad” Stonie set the world record for the most bacon strips eaten in five minutes. How many strips of bacon did Matt hog down in five minutes? – Five minutes? – Was it 82 or 182? – Oh man. – That’s a lot of bacon, – I mean, – Either way. – A lot of bacon, I’m going for the biggie because, first of all, he’s a YouTuber, and we bring it. Second of all, you can eat a lot of bacon, 182. – (ding) Link, you’re turning over a new leaf. – Yes. – You’re right. – I mean, you gonna eat some bacon, you might as well eat it all. – Here he is eating the bacon. – Oh my goodness. – He’s going for the massive chomps. Three, two, one, stop. I have never in my 40 years on this planet witnessed something as beautiful as watching you eat bacon. – That’s not exactly what I was thinking. – That guy needs to get out more. – I mean he made a log out of it and shoved it in his mouth. – Yeah, it wasn’t beautiful. I mean it was amazing, but what’s amazing is you got the first one right. – 182, yeah, that’s my longest streak ever. – No one else has broken more world records than Patrick “Deep Dish” Bertoletti. In 2011, Deep Dish brought the heat to the feel the heat jalapeno eating championship by gulping down how many pickled jalapenos in eight minutes? These are whole jalapenos, not slices. 175 or 275? – Eight minutes worth of full jalapenos. Man, that gets spicy. I’m gonna go easy on him, Deep Dish is going for 175. (buzzer) – Wrong. It was 275 Link. – That’s impressive man. – It’s really impressive. – 275 in eight minutes. – Here’s a picture of him doing it. Now that is not a baby crowning, that is just, that is him eating jalapenos. – That’s what his shirt should say. It’s not a baby crowning. – I don’t know if I wanna be friends with him. Okay, if the world is your oyster, then this world belongs to Sonya “Black Widow” Thomas, AKA the leader of the four horsemen of the esophagus, that’s her nickname, not making it up. – It’s a long one. – In 2012 at the Acme oyster eating contest, Sone-ya, or it might San-ya, I don’t wanna sell you short, shocked, or shucked, the world of competitive eating when she ate how many oysters in eight minutes? Is it 811 or 564? – Good gosh. First of all, – Oysters, man. – If your nickname includes the word esophagus, I think you’re in trouble. – Okay, I’m gonna take a timeout and think about that. – Oyster, man, Sonya. – Don’t touch. – Oh, don’t touch, that’s your job. Keep it straight Zissou. – Keep it straight Zissou. – Uh, 564, alright I believe in you Sonya, but that’s still a lot. – Yeah Link, (ding) that’s right, 564. Now this is still amazing, look at her eating here. This is how quick she gets em in. – Oh my goodness. – Now I question if she’s really enjoying those. That’s the thing I’m wondering. – She looked hungry, though. – Don’t go on a date with Sonya, and order the oysters. – Can we talk a little bit girl, I mean. – She probably doesn’t do that on a date. Oysters are one thing, but rocky mountain oysters are another. – Yes, they are. – In 2011, Matt Powers took first place in the bull testicle eat-off competition in Montana’s annual Testicle Festival, how many pounds of bull balls did Matt Powers power through in four minutes at the teste fest? – Gosh. – Is it two pounds, or nine pounds? – Nine pounds of bull testicles is just three. I’m going with nine pounds. – Alright, you’re wrong man. (buzzer) Two pounds in four minutes, man. That is a lot of bull testicles. Here’s a picture of him after he downed those testes. – [Link] Look how happy he is. – I think true happiness is found in getting down a lot of bull testicles, apparently. – True happiness is found in getting down. – That’s what a man who has grabbed life by the bull balls looks like. We all could be him. – Kind of like this. Guess what I just did? – Oh, it was a contest, huh. I was just enjoying em. Most people scream when they see a cockroach, but not Ken Edwards of Glossop, Derbyshire, England, I said that wrong, skewer me in the comments. In 2000, Ken set the Guinness world record when he ate how many cockroaches in one minute? How many cockroaches? 24 or 25? – 25. – Alright Link. (buzzer) Wrong. Yeah, your precision was a little bit off on that one. – Yeah, it’s tough, man. – Let’s watch this man eat these cockroaches. – Please, show me. – Do your thing. – Right. – Stop. (applause) Ladies and gentleman, new Guinness world record holder – Get a close look at his mouth. – Ken Edwards! – He’s got fangs man. Dude has fangs. – He also has some cool sunglasses. – Yeah, he’s cool. – Lest we forget the sunglasses. – You know, I’d like to be alone with that guy. – Yeah, I would gladly leave you with him. Here, you stay with him. – Okay Link, you can’t necessarily win, but you know what, if you get this one right, it’s still 50%, I’ll let you have either the dollar or what’s in the mystery box. There can only be one undisputed champion of mayonnaise eating, and that is Oleg “The Great” Zortemenishumangashu. In 2000, Oleg The Great faced off in The Glutton Bowl, outeating his challengers to become the king of mayo. How many pounds of mayonnaise did Oleg eat in eight minutes? Was it 4.25 pounds or eight pounds? – A pound a minute, or a little over half a pound a minute. Do I get points for math, I just did some. 4.25 pounds, please tell me he didn’t do eight. – He did do eight. (buzzer) And here he is doing it Link. – [Announcer] It’s not ice cream, that’s 60 gallons of mayonnaise. – Look, look, look, watch. – [Announcer 2] He’s here today devouring this mayo. He’s eating it, but he’s also sucking it. – [Announcer] Indeed, we have a winner, with four bowls of mayonnaise. – I think technically sucking mayonnaise is eating mayonnaise, so I don’t know what the distinction, he’s eating it, he’s also sucking it. That could’ve been you man, well actually, no, that’s not how this works. – No, I’m not, that would never be me. – Hey, I’m gonna have sympathy on you, man. I really want you to have what’s in the mystery box. – I tried so hard Rhett. I endured watching the videos, man. – Okay, just have it. – Okay, here we go. – It’s so heavy, I don’t know what it is, it really is a mystery. – You know what, oh goodness, you keep the dollar. – Yeah, I’ll keep the dollar, I’ll hold the dollar. What we got in there? – It’s a box full of nothing but mayonnaise. – It’s a tub of mayonnaise, you need to get started sucking on it. Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – I’m Braxton. – I’m Brennan. – And we’re for North Carolina. And this is Mochi. And it’s time to – [Together] Spin The Wheel of Mythicality. – Subscribe to our new YouTube channel, This Is Mythical, so you can be one of the first people to see our new shows over there. – This has a false bottom on it. Uh, no. – Not a false bottom. Yay. – Click through to Good Mythical More, I’m gonna drink this and Rhett’s gonna have a bacon eating contest with me. – Don’t Google That. 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