Today we fart into charcoal. – Let’s talk about that. (groovy theme music) Good mythical summer. – Every true grillmaster knows that charcoal is way superior to gas, but did you also know that charcoal can be used for way more than just cooking. – Yeah, there are some weird applications for that little black energy nugget. And today, because they’re weird, well we’re gonna do ’em. It’s time for Let’s Get Weird With It: Charcoal. Okay, the charcoal we’re gonna be using today is activated charcoal, it’s made from coconuts, and it is totally food-safe. Don’t go eating or doing any of the stuff that we’re doing today with the briquettes that you find in the bottom of your uncle’s grill. – Yes, that could hurt you. – Don’t do it. – This will not. And everything we’re gonna be doing that is weird with this charcoal is in preparation for a night at the club because I recently went to the club, I’ll tell you about that later, but next time I go I’m gonna bring you with me. And I want us to be ready, you ready? (soft calming music) – Alright, we gotta get our energy up for the club. So I’m gonna drink my coffee. – And I’m gonna eat my blackberries, that’s what I eat when I’m getting ready for the club. – I think you eat ’em and then you swish ’em all around your mouth, and a byproduct of both of these is that your teeth are stained. But when you got activated charcoal, you got no problems, – Ew, look at that. – They’re a little brown, brownish-purple. I mean, mine are kind of brown cause of all the coffee I drink. In a similar way to baking soda, well I think baking soda is more of a polish, but this will cling to the impurities and then you whisk them away. – [Rhett] So you just wet your brush here. – This seems so counterintuitive, using like black dirt to make your teeth white, but I’ll give it a shot. Kind of like wiping your butt with a dog turd. – Or a competition being won by Bill Loser. He’s back. – He needs a win every now and again. – Now there’s actual toothpaste that you can buy that has charcoal in it. And you may have seen people do that on the interwebs, but I don’t know if anybody’s done this. – Well it says it on the packaging that you can brush your teeth with it, so maybe it’s not as weird as we think. Ooh goodness. – Look at that. – I’m looking good so far. Hey honey, I’m glad to see you at the club. – And you like the vibration? – No, turn that off. – I’m getting rid of that. Makes me feel strange. – Oh my goodness, I mean it is very gritty. – Let me see what you got. Oh gosh. – Hey baby, you wanna, – Don’t call me baby. – You wanna go clubbing? – No. – I’m role playing, you’re not the baby. This is how I approach women at the club. – We need to rinse. – I’ve never been to a club. – Oh gosh, black water. ♫ Black water. – That’s good, I’m good to go. Come on, we gotta get to the club, man. They’re gonna start without us. – Yeah, and they’re gonna stop when we show up. – Well I guess you, I mean that’s two rinses, that’s all I got in me. – Okay, what about now? You look horrible, I’m not, I’m not taking you inside, man. How do my teeth look, though, I know my lips are black. – Your teeth are – Pretty white. – A little whiter, yeah. – I can’t show my teeth, that’s one of the things, that’s one of the problems I have at the club is when I’m trying to flash my smile, I just look like a, – You look like somebody’s twisting a part of your body that’s out of frame. – I don’t really need this cause I just smile like this. – I smile like this. – I smile with my mouth closed. – At the club. – That’s my club face. – Hey girl. Success. (soft calming music) – Of course we gotta show up at the club looking good. I mean you do already have a pencil mustache. I can’t say it looks good, but we can improve on your look, and my look, – Let’s do it. – With some eyeliner. You can use activated charcoal for eyeliner. You just take a little bit of water. I’ve got a teeny bit of water here in the bottom, and I’m just gonna drop some charcoal in there. – Mix that around. – [Rhett] And mix it. – It needs to be kind of a sludge, right? – [Rhett] A slurry if you will. – A slurry, okay now. – Oh it really eats the water right up, doesn’t it? – Let’s try to apply this to each other in unison. And I’d like to look like Taylor Momsen. – Well, I don’t know who that is, so you’re gonna, – XoXo, Gossip Link. – What does she look like?- – Basically like a raccoon. – Oh okay, there’s a picture of her. I can do that for you. You know, I’d like you to make me look like somebody who’s gone, but not forgotten, who had a really good eyeliner look, the great Amy Winehouse, Link. Remember what she looked like? Every time you look at me, I want you to think about her. – Oh yeah, I got this, you ready? – Hold on, mine’s really, – Well I’m just going for the middle, there’s gonna be plenty. I mean you need a whole lot more than I do. – Let’s do right eyes first. But the problem is I need you to close your eye. – Nah, I don’t wanna have any death, I’m not wearing glasses, and I’m closing my good eye. Close the other eye. – Now I can’t see. – Close the other eye. – You close the other eye. – Why are you, you can’t do this, you gotta close delicately. – And you close the other eye, you close, yeah. – Why are our mouths open? Let me just do you right quick. Oooh yeah. – Don’t get it in the eye, my eyes are very sensitive. – Okay, and then I’m going under. – Does she have under? – I don’t know dude. – I don’t think Amy did under, it was more about the, – I don’t know, let me, gotta use my other hand now. Turn this way. – Oh God Link, you have put way too much on the bottom. – Yeah, I did. Whoops, this is my left hand, just to prove to you I’m not left-handed, I’m doing this with that hand. Hers went way out there, and then maybe just a little, – Why are you doing so much on the bottom? She doesn’t have that man, that wasn’t Amy’s thing. I do look pretty good, though, don’t I? – That’s good, alright. – I’m gonna show up. Okay, close, just, yeah. – Now I think what Taylor did was she burned all of her dolls, and then just buried her face in it. So that’s how I would typically achieve this look, but you can go, – You gotta get right, – In full raccoon. – Get it right in there. – Now this is a, oh goodness. – You’re like Batman. – Makes my eye itch. Alright, that’s good so far. – This stuff is great, I mean, look, it just keeps going and going. I’m not even gonna have, well, I can re-dip a little bit. Close, coming right across here. – Don’t whisper at me when you’re doing it. That makes it weirder. – Look up. You wanna get right, right up to it. – I’m holding my breath so you don’t poke me in the eye. – And then I’m gonna come up and get full eye socket coverage. And now she kind of has a thing where it’s a little bit, – And she makes a face like this, like, – It’s kind of messy. – Oh there you go, you adding a second layer? – I wanna blend it, I’m blending it. This is if you wanna look like her. And she also is in a band, and one time she did a concert, and she just taped her boobies, and that was the only thing that she had on up top. – I’d do that to mine, too. It’s like you’re telling me a weird bedtime story. – Alright. – Look at us. – Amy and Momsen, going out to the club. – We’re gonna turn a lot of heads. (soft calming music) – Alright, now we’re at the club, we’re doing our little jig we’re dancing around, undulating, and you know what happens, things start to – Shift. – Shift, settle, and move. Before you know it, you’re letting air out of your tire. Fart – And here’s the thing, – Is what I mean. – Is that while you got that pumping bass going at the club, you can’t hear when you fart, but you will part the club seas if you do fart, because of the smell, you gotta be able to cover up the smell. And you actually can do that with activated charcoal. – Yeah, because it’s a filter. Now they do sell fart-filtering underwear, but it costs like 47 bucks, so what we’ve done is decided to make our own. You just take some tighty-whities. – This is the new club look, by the way, tighty-whities on the outside. – Well, let’s say they would be on the inside, but they got a pouch on the back, where you put in the, the pouch is not on the outside, it’s on the inside. You gotta pull that up, pull it, oh goodness. Pull the other half back, there you go. Now I’ve created a bit of a skid mark, but that lump right there, don’t be confused, that’s just a pile of charcoal. – Looks like I ate a molten chocolate cake that didn’t agree with me. – Don’t touch it. Now listen, – It feels so soft. – At this point, I’m gonna put myself in harm’s way, and I just want you to fart. – I can’t fart on command. I don’t have one in the chamber right now. – Okay, we’ll go to our backup plan, which is I have a huge whoopee cushion here. – That’ll take care of it. – And I’ve got some fart spray, this is prank stink spray. Oh my gosh. – That stuff smells absolutely horrible, it is putrid. – Now I need you to, I’m gonna use a funnel here. And we’re gonna put the fart stink inside the whoopee cushion. And then, – I need gloves man. – I wanna keep as much of the air in there to make a fart sound, but I also want to add the fart stink using this funnel. (retching) It stinks, huh? – It’s so bad. – Alright, don’t get it on my hand, okay. Alright, put it in there. – [Rhett] How much? – Just two daubles. Oh, that’s plenty. – Gosh, this stuff is horrible. If you made that happen at the club, you would be escorted out. – We be farting. Okay, so turn around. – I’m afraid it’s gonna infect me. – I’m gonna spray this, – Oh, it smells so bad. – I know dude, it’s a test. It’s not gonna smell bad, cause it’s gonna go through the charcoal in your, you know, your butt pack. Come a little bit further up here. – Is this what we’re gonna do at the club? – No, you’re actually just gonna fart at the club. – I’m gonna. – Oh gosh. Oh, this makes me feel so uncomfortable. (fart sound) (crew laughs) Do you smell it? Boy, that had a lot of firepower on that one. Hit me with it again. – It doesn’t stink man. – It doesn’t. – It freaking doesn’t stink. – It totally worked, do it again. – One more. Silent but deadly, nope. – Okay, pull it out. – Oh my goodness, I didn’t really smell anything. – Did you see the little burst? – I saw a plume. – Oh, now that I’m back over here, it really stinks. – I think there’s a, – It’s not in my butt, it’s the trash can. – The plume of darkness is something that I don’t think they’ll see in the club either. I also don’t see my eyebrows right now, do I even still have them, there they are. – Hey baby, would you like to see my plume of darkness? Follow me. – Don’t smell it. – You can see it. – Well you couldn’t smell it. – You can see it all you want to. – Feel free to smell my plume of darkness. – It could be a cool little thing if I could do it in rhythm with the beat. (soft calming music) Okay after a successful trip to the club, when several people have seen your plume of darkness, you may have absorbed some toxins. – Maybe you have. – And activated charcoal is a great way to detox. – Yes, I’ve heard about this, but I haven’t done it. We’ve created a concoction here that is water, and a little juice of the lemon, and a little maple syrup, and then to that we’re gonna add, – About a tablespoon. – Yeah, let me go from yours, because mine, I lost it. – It happens man. – I mean again, this doesn’t seem natural, but the internet says. – Gonna stir it right in there, oh gosh. – That gets black quick. – Man, we’re kind of like bartenders. Have you had the plume of darkness drink? – Oh yeah, we’re about to have it. Alrighty, mmm hmmm, well. – That was a great night, man. – Dink it. And sink it. – So much wind. Tasteless, all I taste is the lemon, the water, I taste the water, and the maple syrup. – Yeah, it’s like sweet water, it doesn’t taste nasty at all. – And you look cool. – Eww. – Oh sorry. Get that, get that. Alright, there it is, I don’t know that I’m recommending any of this, but, – I feel great personally. – It’s for you to decide. 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