GMM 1201: Weirdest Celebrity Phobias Game

Which celebrities have the weirdest phobias? – Let’s talk about that. (playful theme music) – Good Mythical Morning. – Everybody’s scared of something, and as you’ll find out today, that includes celebrities. We actually wrote a whole chapter about conquering your fears, specifically your food fears, in our Book of Mythicality, available at Barnes & Noble, Amazon, Target, Walmart, your local bookstore, and BookOfMythicality.com. – And of course we just released a fresh new Ear Biscuit, that’s our podcast, comes out every Monday, we talked about facing our horror movie fears, so listen to that wherever podcasts are listenable. But right now, let’s explore the fears of some of our celebrity royalty. That’s right, even celebrities have phobias, it’s the one thing their assistants can’t carry for them. – It’s time for Y’all Gon Make Me Guess Which Star Has This Fear, Has This Fear. – Okay, let’s experience some celebrity phobias and they will be presented to us right here for us to experience on this pedestal, and it is our job to associatedthe correct celebrity with the phobia that we are partaking of. – Yes, and the celebrities we’ll be choosing from are Oprah, – P Diddy. – Adele. – Billy Bob Thornton. – Christina Ricci. – Orlando Bloom. – And Rita Ora. – Who’s that? (dramatic music) – Round one. – Gimme that phobia. You look nice today Chase. – Scaring me again. – I don’t know why out of all the days, today’s the day you’d look like that. Forget it, houseplants. – You look like Steve Jobs with gloves on. – I don’t know, maybe I’m missing it. Okay someone is afraid of houseplants. – This is the houseplant that you get when you’re really bad at keeping plants alive. We have a lot of these at my house. – Billy Bob Thornton could be afraid of anything, you know. – He’s so strange. – He’s such a wild card. – Yeah, that’s who I was be–, I was gravitating towards Billy Bob, I’m always gravitating towards Billy Bob, let’s be honest. – But I don’t know, that’s like the joker’s wild. – I don’t know anything about Rita, so she’s a wild card, as well. Oprah’s not afraid of plants. – You know what, I’m getting a strong Chris-tinna Ricci. – Chris-tinna Ricci. – Christina Ricci vibe, you know. She’s got this, – She’s weird. – She’s got this weirdness that like, and did you know I’m afraid of houseplants, she would tell people that at a dinner party. So I’m going with Christina Ricci. – I feel like that’s good logic, but I’m gonna go with Billy Bob, because he played that dude that cut the grass. – Mmhmm. – You remember that? – Sling blade, uh huh. – He cut the grass, and so that means he hates plants. – Well that was a character, but go for it. (dramatic music) – Round two. – Okay so we’ve moved our houseplant over to our shelf, and let’s have, – Shelf of phobias. – Chase bring another thing in. – Oh this is on rollers. Someone is afraid of Lizzie. – It says toes. – Hello Lizzie. – Hello. – Do you have any idea what Chase is up to? – Who is he supposed to be Lizzie? – It’s Steve Jobs isn’t it, I was right the first time. – I can understand why someone might be afraid of toes. They’re way down there. – They could be up to anything. – I could look at my toes sometimes and just get scared. Where’d that hair come from on the ends of ’em? – Maybe the person who is closest to their toes, or is it the person who’s furthest away from their toes? I’m a tall person, am I scared of my toes? Not really, I think maybe this is something short people deal with, who’s short? – I can see Puff being anti-toe. – I don’t think he likes being called Puff. – You’ve gotta earn the right. – I think he’s more scared of being called Puff than he is of toes. So Rita, I have no knowledge of her, but just based on her head, she looks a little short. And Christina, she’s little, right? So it’s one of these. Wild card, Rita, Rita’s scared of toes. We’re gonna put it right in Lizzie’s foot? – Now I actually think it’s, I’m calling an audible here, which is. – Stabbing me. – Sorry, that was the point, wasn’t it, sorry. – I think it’s Oprah, I just have a feeling. She hate them toes. – If you got a feeling about Oprah you go with it. (dramatic music) – Round three. – Lizzie, you comfortable over there? – Oh yeah. – Chase, come on in friend. Oooh, he’s coming the long way. – Who are you supposed to be man? – Ewww – Uh, uhhhh! Steve Jobs would never have done that. – What was the big stream of liquid that preceded the huge wad of gum? – [Rhett] Oh, it’s chewing gum, I’m still– – That’s a huge wad of chewing gum. Now I’m afraid of chewing gum. You wrecked chewing gum.- – Golly Chase. – Look at this, stanks huh. – Scared of Chase, that’s the thing. – So now we know why he wasn’t been talking, ’cause he’s been working that gum up. Maybe he’ll speak now and tell us who he is. – Scared of gum. You can choke on gum. – I know who this is. – Oh really? – This is Adele. Because when you’ve got pipes that luscious, you don’t want anything impeding it. – Gum doesn’t stick to the vocal cords, man. – Well in a horrible accident it might, and she’s afraid of it, it’s a phobia, it’s not rational. – But ask yourself this question, have you ever seen Oprah chewing gum? I’ve seen Oprah’s mouth move a lot. – You never catch a glimpse, – And I’ve never seen gum in there. – Like a Chiclet, there’s no Chiclet dangling? – No Chiclet dangling, Oprah hates gum. (dramatic music) – Round four. – Okay, the podium has been cleared, so I guess you’re bringing in a big phobia. I don’t know, bring it in Chase. Wheel it, okay. It is an art piece, known as a toilet. Who are you man, just tell us. – He’s a mime. – He’s not a mime, his face isn’t painted. – He’s a mime. – Oh I bet a celebrity’s– – He’s gonna come out later just as himself, and we’re gonna be like, it’s a mime. – Toilets, now if you have a phobia of toilets, you’ve got a problem, like on the daily. – Nothing in there. – Nothing in it, well there’s residue from when we tested out toilet bowl cleaner. – So what do you do? Do you go in holes? Or are you just a diaper, diaper wearer? I’ve never seen any of these people in a diaper. – I mean, a toilet is a thing that if it’s not 100 percent clean, I’m a little apprehensive about it, so I can relate to this. I think I’ve got an inkling of this, along with Orlando Bloom. They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard. I hope there’s no toilets in Isengard. – What about Orlando, or the character that he plays in Lord of the Rings, makes you think that he doesn’t like toilets? – I’ve seen his bare bottom before in some movie. I think The Two Towers, he’s bare-bottomed in that. And I was like, that one’s never touched a toilet. – I’m gonna go with Christina. She is not scared of many things, she’s been around lots of scary things in her career. So it makes sense that she’s scared of something a little bit ironic like a toilet. – Or houseplants. (dramatic music) – Round five. – Okay, let’s bring in another phobia. – Celebs be scared. – Oh my goodness. I ain’t scared of that, I want to hold it. – That is, what, – That’s a pot-bellied pig. – Oh my goodness. – Turn towards me. – I guess I was a little scared of it. – Turn towards me. – I didn’t know what it was. – I’ve always wanted one of these. – Can I touch it? – Hey do we get to keep this one, is it that kind of situation? Or do we have to give it back? – Hey buddy. – I don’t think touching the nose is advised. – What do you know? They’re so smart, he’s smarter than you. – They’re so sensitive. – Man, who could be afraid of that? After I jumped out of the– I just knew it was an animal, and I was like, people be bringing animals in, and I be jumping out. – Look at the eyeballs man, that could be your eyeball. Look at that eyeball. – He’s so thoughtful, so thoughtFul, you’re so smart, what’s your name? – What kind of satanic person would be scared of that? – Hey buddy, your skin is rough. – Who’s scared of pigs, man. – Man. – I could see Adele saying like, oh, I’m scared of pigs. – What does Puff think? Now where do we stick this? We just stick it really hard into the– You’re a mime, we know that now. – Diddy ain’t scared of pigs. – I think Diddy is scared of pigs. – Orlando Bloom ain’t scared of– Oh, he just crapped on me! Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh. – It was a pellet. – Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, come. He’s crapping everywhere. – It looks like dog food. It’s like little pellets. Hey man, you faced him the right way. – He just pooped all o– It was coming out of there like a little chute. – I heard something hit, it was like, boop. I’m saying P Diddy. – He completely soiled my space. Oh, there’s another one. – I love how you were like looking up the butt of the pig. – I’m gonna go with Adele, she’s scared of pigs, man. – You’re scared now. (dramatic music) Okay Stevie, before we make our switch, where do we stand? – [Stevie] Link, you have one correct. – I think that’s probably pretty good. – [Stevie] And Rhett, you also have one correct. – Oh, this is tough, if we go switchy, switchy. And we don’t know what’s at stake here actually. – [Stevie] Yeah, that’s gonna make it even tougher, because the winner gets to swim with the baby pig in a baby pool, which is awesome. – Now that we know that he’s pooped already, I would like that. – [Stevie] The loser has to chew a piece of Chase’s chewed gum. – Oh come on! – Yeah, because there’s no way anyone else is getting that big wad in their mouth. – Oh gosh, you guys. We didn’t agree on anything, but we both have one right. – Have we ever switched stuff around and improved our scores, you know. Dang, I have no clue what I got right. – Well, here’s the deal. We both have to agree to do some kind of switch because if we both just say, we’re not switching, and then we’re just tied. So my instinct is just to not do anything, but we both have to agree to switch something. – I think the fact that I have not used this woman that I can’t remember her name. – Rita Ora. – On anything, I really think she wouldn’t be in the mix if she wasn’t afraid of something. So I am, I know I’m gonna do that. – That’s not bad logic, but I’m already using Rita. – Yeah, I’m not trying to help you, I’m just helping myself. So I’m taking Orlando back, putting her in. And I haven’t used my wild card of Thornton. BBT has to go somewhere. Mmm man, he doesn’t like toes, that’s what I think. – Wow, you’re really switching-a-roony here. – That’s it, I switched my roony, now it’s your turn. – I think that you may have been, I’m going with the one that I think you got right. I think that Diddy is scared of pigs. I don’t know why, but I think you were right about that. And that is the switch that I’m going to make. Okay, where do we stand now? – [Stevie] Rhett, you have one correct. – Oh gosh. – [Stevie] Link, you have two correct. – You gotta chew that gum man. I get to take a bath with a pig. – [Stevie] Alright guys, I’m gonna reveal the answers. Houseplants was Christina Ricci, she said, they are dirty, if I have to touch one, then it freaks me out, honestly, I can’t go near them. Round two, P Diddy for toes. He said, I somehow get to see the toe on the first date, it’s mandatory, I may not go for a kiss, but I’m definitely going to see if that second toe is long. – Okay smart. – So he’s afraid of long second toes. – [Stevie] Oprah is afraid of chewing gum. One guest in my home sat at the dinner table, took out some gum from her mouth, and put it on her plate. After she left, I threw the plate out. – Never seen her with a Chiclet in there. – Yep, mmhmm. – [Stevie] Rita Ora is afraid of toilets. I have this thing, where this tunnel must start from somewhere, and sometimes I think, what if something comes out of the toilet? – Yep, that’s how it works. – My son was afraid of those. – [Stevie] Finally, Orlando Bloom is afraid of pigs. According to witnesses on the set of his film, Kingdom of Heaven, a pig got loose and Orlando ran like crazy. – Congratulations Link. – And thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – Hi I’m Joey. – And I’m Danielle. And this is Abigail. – And we’re at the Deer Farm in Tennessee, and it’s – [Together] time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Make sure you check out the latest episode of our podcast, Ear Biscuits. This week we talk about our adventures in watching horror movies. – And click through to Good Mythical More, I’m gonna take a bath with a pig, while he chews Chase’s gum, Win Face. – Congratulations to Myra, you won a GMM shirt Myra. – [Link] Thanks for clicking subscribe. – [Rhett] Click on the left to watch our show after the show, Good Mythical More. – [Link] Click the video on the right to watch another episode of Good Mythical Morning. – [Rhett] And be sure to check out our other channel, This Is Mythical, by clicking the video on the bottom. – [Link] Thanks for being your mythical best.

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