GMM 1210: The Frankenstein’s Monster Challenge

Elbows, knees no bendy. – Let’s talk about that. (playful theme music) – Good Mythical Morning. – Starting on November 6, we are upping your daily dose of Good Mythical Morning. We are going to be giving you four videos every single day that together comprise a longer, super episode of Good Mythical Morning every weekday, so if you are not already subscribed, go ahead and subscribe, ’cause things are about to get even better. – We’re alive, we’re alive. Mythical beasts, you are not seeing double, Rhett and I have gone to great lengths to embody the most infamous corpse in Halloween history, Frankenstein. – And no matter how many times I tell Link that Frankenstein is the doctor and not the monster, he still gets it wrong. – Actually Rhett, the real monster is America’s health care system. – Well we might need health care after today’s episode, because we are going forehead to forehead in a challenge where we cannot move our elbows or our knees, or bend them really, it’s time for The Straight Arm, Straight Leg Frankenstein Challenge. – We are gonna be wearing elbow immobilizers and knee immobilizers, the type you wear when you’re recovering from an injury, or when you’re making a weird video embodying Frankenstein. – We’re gonna be competing in three different challenges, where being able to bend your knees and your elbows would be very helpful. The winner after three rounds, well, they just win, and the loser has to endure a punishment. – [Together] Round one. – Okay, our elbows and knees are fully immobilized, just like Frankenstein, and we’re in underwear, just like Frankenstein before he came to life. So our challenge to is rise, somehow, and then put on a blazer and pants, somehow. First person to do it, gets a point. – Again, Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster. – Whatever. – Let’s get dressed. – [Stevie] Okay, here we go, three, two, one, go. – Okay, easy, not so easy. – Hey, hey. – I see what’s happening. Yeah, you see that. Oh you gonna put on the blazer first, that’s a mistake. – Bad idea. – Mistake number one. – I don’t know if I can get it now. – Oh yeah. Oh, I should’ve stretched the hammies. – Oh gosh, how do I– – [Link] Okay, pants are on. (both guys grunting) – [Stevie] Link is the winner. – I was – Did I win? – A split second too late, congratulations. – [Together] Round two. – If you were a corpse that had been brought back to life, chances are you’d wake up hangry. That’s why this challenge is all about eating and drinking. We’re going to drink a Monster energy drink, and eat a frankfurter, get it? First guy to get a, you gotta put the mustard and the relish on your hot dog, – In the bun? – And get a bite. Yeah, in the bun, and get a bite of the hot dog, and get a swig of the Monster energy drink to wash it down. Get those things done, you win. – Push my glasses up. (Rhett grunting) – [Stevie] Okay guys, three, two, one, go. – Okay, here we go, putting on the mustard, mustard goes before. You want some help with the mustard, there, let me help you. Putting it on that right there. What, you already ate it? I see what you did. – I’m gonna get another bite, ’cause that was so good. – Oh I missed a little bit. Got it. – [Stevie] Rhett wins. – That’s crazy man. – [Rhett] Done. – Done. Ooh that’s cold. – [Together] Round three. – Okay, we are fully dressed and our bellies are full, so now it’s time to do the monster mash, and by monster mash, we mean mash potatoes with our feet onto these scales and see who can make the most mashed potato in a certain amount of time. – And by monster mash, you mean not the real Monster Mash, because we couldn’t get the rights to that, so we’re gonna be dancing to the royalty-free hot track called Monster Stomp. – It’s a good one. Listen, the loser has to eat all the mashed potatoes that the winner mashed with their feet. Let’s make some mashed potatoes. – [Stevie] Three, two, one, go. (creepy music) – Oh, different strategy. Yeah, me get taters, me mush taters. (Rhett cries out) – Oh, you make hole in your tater grater. – I went through, I went through my hole. – You went through tater grater. – Me invent new rule. – I’m not gonna stand on that anymore. I’m getting a little nervous about my tater grater, ’cause you went through. Be careful, gotta be careful on the tater grater. – [Stevie] Time. – Well, looks like you had a breakthrough over there. Alright, who got more taters. – [Stevie] Link, you made three pounds, 5.3 ounces. And Rhett you made three pounds, 7.8 ounces. – What?! – Yeah, but I kind of cheated. – What did you do? – I rolled some whole taters over and then I took one off the ground and put it on there. But in my defense, my whole system broke during the thing, man. – That’s true, your foot literally went through the grater. Okay, so let’s just say we tie. Good work, old chap. This is exactly how Frankenstein actually talked. – It’s not a leprechaun. – Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – I’m Andrea. – And I’m Harold. – [Together] And we’re from Buda, Texas. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – We Fraken-signed some exclusive copies of our Book of Mythicality, available at Mythical.Store, get it while you can. – And click through to Good Mythical More, where we’re gonna play Franks and Steins, the game. – Lonely Hashtag. This is when we find a very lonely hashtag on Instagram, and then we add to it, this one is #RudeAnimalsOfInstagram. – Rude Animals of Instagram. – Wow, that sounds so exciting. – Add to it guys. – [Rhett] Thanks for clicking subscribe. – [Link] Click on the left to watch the show after the show, Good Mythical More. – [Rhett] Click on the right to watch another episode of Good Mythical Morning. – [Link] And be sure to check out our other channel, This Is Mythical, by clicking the video on the bottom. – [Rhett] Thanks for being your mythical best.

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