(upbeat jingle) – Welcome back! – Here in our mythical world, mythical beasts, we like to keep things positive, but the truth is there is a seething sea of gurgling aggression currently compacting in our colon. – Eh. – What I’m sayin’ is: we gotta let off a little steam, man! – Okay, yeah, but sometimes it is unpleasant to be angry, just look at Sean Penn, Alex Jones, Anne Coulter, Frasier, Paul Giamatti, Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan, Rob Schneider, the BTK killer, my neighbor! You get the idea. Which is why today, we devised a way to get some things off our chests and lift our spirits in the process. – It’s time for: (balloons inflating) The Big Blow Up! (balloons popping) – Alright, we’re about to drop some truth loads all over this desk, but before we vent, we have to prep. (inhaling helium) There’s only one rule: you can only rage as long as the helium lasts. Ready Link? (inhaling helium) – Ready Rhett. – Okay, I’ll start. (laughing) – Some smoke coming out of my mouth. – I hate it when people call Target “Tar-zhay”. Their logo is literally a picture of a target, and “tar-zhay” is nothing! Also, it was… Oh, I’m done. I’m done. – When it starts to go normal we gotta be done. Okay. – Okay, right, there we go. Now I’m back to normal. (inhaling helium) Let it out, Link! Let the hate out! – I hate it when someone spoils the end of a movie that I haven’t seen, but I don’t know how to feel because I wasn’t gonna see the movie! But still, they should’ve asked because I wasn’t gonna see “A Bad Moms Christmas”, but I could have. (inhaling helium) – I hate cats. I’m not allowed to poop in a tiny sandbox, so why are they? Also, their buttholes are weird! (laughing) (inhaling helium) – I hate outie belly buttons, but I also hate innies that are too deep. There’s seriously like, one belly button that I like and it’s on Billy, he goes to my gym, he doesn’t really see me but I see him. His belly button is just right. I call him Billy Button. In my mind, I call him.. Billy Button – Stop please. Stop please! (laughing) – He doesn’t know about it. Stop wearing those midriffs, Billy. – I hate it when people go on Instagram to post pictures of their feet at the beach. Move your frickin’ dirty feet so I can see the beautiful scenery! And how do I even know it’s you? What if I’m not familiar with your feet? – Keep goin’. – I don’t… I’m done. (inhaling helium) – I hate it when people say pterodactyl is a dinosaur. A pterodactyl is a pterosaur! Which is a different classification of animal all together! My seven year old knows that! – I hate it when people use the phrase “happy camper”. Obviously if you’re camping you’re happy! Because you get to eat s’mores and then dig a hole and crap in it, what more do you want? – I hate it that I have to hate the rain because too many people think it makes them interesting to say that they like it when it rains! Nobody actually likes it when it rains except farmers! Leave loving the rain to the farmers! – I hate it when people brag that they listen to more than one kind of music. I actually would be impressed if you only listened to one kind of music. You’re not blowing my mind just because you like rap and metal. – I hate the phrase “if these walls could talk”. They can! They do! I hear them! We all hear them! Shut up, Wall-Steve! Everything you’re telling me to do Wall-Karen is telling me not to do… (laughing) I can’t please one of you without disappointing the other. Stay out of this, Ceiling-Pete! (laughing) (exhales) – Okay. – Whoa. – I feel better! A little lightheaded, (inhaling helium) but better! – Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing! – You know what time it is. – I’m Hannah. – I’m Sarah. – And I’m Mireda. – And we’re from Tampere, Finland. – And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! – Click the bottom link to watch the episode from the beginning, and click the top link to watch a spray cheese foot massage, experienced by me, administered by him in Good Mythical More, and to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality lands!