
We’re back, baby! Or young adult. Or ageless wizard. If you guys don’t already know, Mythical crew members Mike and Alex, they’re basically 12-year-old boys trapped in the bodies of adult men. Yes, and 12 can be a tough year. I mean, a 12-year-old’s body is changing, or not changing fast enough, or changing too fast, or both at the same time. It’s very frustrating, and sometimes they need to let off that frustration in a constructive way. That’s why today, we have let them destroy something and we are going to guess what it is – and how they did it. – Yes. It is time for… Come on in, guys. What was this? Is this this? This is this. That’s that. Or it was something and now it’s this. – It’s something now. – Yup. Well, let’s get right into this, Link. Well, first, there’s straw. There’s hay. This is a flannel shirt. And that looks like fabric from a shirt that’s been– it’s been snipped a lot. And then there’s another type of fabric. And there’s a string here, like– – That I’ve never seen. – Ah, I didn’t think they’d see that. – So, there’s like a pat. – This is like a liner of some kind. Are you getting all this dust, too? This is something. Oh, gosh, this is dander or something. Hold on, that’s like a canvas pou– is it like some sort of knapsack? Is there hair in here? Oh, yeah. Is there feathers or is that fabric? No, that’s coming off of the fabric. And this is, as you can see, Link, this definitely– Look, I got a clue. I got a clue. That was not cut. This was thrown through a wood chipper. – And then way I know that is because – What the heck? the way that some cuts are very, very clean, and some are not. This is clean. Like, snipped. And that’s how– my uncle fell into a wood chipper. You know, part of him came out clean and part of it came out rough. – All of him came out dead. – You must really… Okay, fine. I agree. So, all right, whatever. – This is a wood chipper. – This was put through a wood chipper. But what is it? It was a flannel shirt that had hay wrapped around it. – Why? – No, no. You think they would… They put hay and then they wrapped a flannel shirt around it – like a scarecrow. – A scarecrow! – It’s a freaking scarecrow. – They freaking… – All right, guys, I… – It was a scarecrow arm. – No, no. Let’s say that this is– – What is this part? – This is scarecrow… – This is scarecrow face. “Scarescrow”– “Scarescrow’s” face. It’s a scarecrow face and the top part of his shirt thrown into a wood chipper. This is so specific. Yeah, you know too much about wood chippers. That’s really concerning. If they let you guys use a wood chipper, I’m very jealous. – Okay, guys, show us what you did. – All right. I know how much you hate scarecrows and the way your uncle used to shove you inside of them. Yeah, I don’t care for scarecrows one bit. We’re going to destroy those memories today. – Fire that boy up. – Okay. All right. Ah, put your hands on your head now. There we go! ( slow motion screams ) – Whoo! – Whoo! – Oh! – Uh-oh. I think we may have broken it. That’s a problem. – I got a solution. – Oh, okay. Both: Whoo! I want you to take this home and you remember this. – I like it. Thank you. – Yeah. – You guys are disturbed. – Yeah. – But we were right! – You enjoyed that way too much. – But, hey, yeah. – I gotta give it to you. I missed the weed-whacker part. The weed-whacker was highly unnecessary. Let me just throw that out there. – A little gratuitous. – I was disturbed by the rod that was pushing the scarecrow in there. It took me back to that day with my uncle. Yeah, was that reminiscent? But here’s the thing, man? That’s almost clairvoyant. It’s gonna– people are gonna think that I cheated somehow. – I did not cheat. – No cheating involved. It’s just that, that time of year, you know? Scarecrow time. And you got a flannel shirt and straw. Do you guys feel better now? Yeah, it’s very, uh, therapeutic. Yeah, I– I will say, that I do look at you differently now. I look at myself differently. No scarecrows were harmed in the making of this video. Uh, that’s not true. Click through to learn the next bizarre Instagram trend that’s coming for your butts. Warm up your ground grippers with our GMM socks, available right now at mythical.store.
