( upbeat music ) Welcome back. Now, I’ve never played golf a day in my life. It’s too slow-paced, I refuse to use tiny pencils, and apparently, in grown up golf, there’s no windmill or 14-year-old couples exploring each other’s mouths. Ooh, mouths? Mouths. Well, we thought, how do you make golf better? The answer is simple: you freeze random objects with liquid nitrogen and then you whack the crap out of them, which is exactly what we did. Today, we’re going to make golf faster and funner. We’re Nitro-Golfing! Uh-huh, we have super cooled a series of objects using liquid nitrogen. Now we’re gonna see if we can make a hole in one. You get a hole in one, I’ll get you a chili dog. Something tells me that’s not going to happen. Professionals like us refer to the golf hole as a cup, so I’m gonna hit a cupcake. Logic. Bagger Chase, please fetch me a cupcake. Bagger Chase, you ever put a cupcake on a tee before? – First time. – How long you worked here at this particular course? – It’s my first day. – Oh, lots of firsts for Bagger Chase. Oh, here we go. Fore! ( sentimental music ) Whoa! It went everywhere! – Did it go in the cup? – Some crumbs did, yep, I got some cupcake crumbs. I get a chili dog. Nothing says “I love you” like a shattered bouquet of flowers. Aim high, Link. I have to alter my professional golf swing. Yeah. Oh my goodness, it’s crackling. Fore! ( sentimental music ) ( laughing ) – Where’d it go? – Right there. It all went right there. Look at that. That was perfect, man. I see nothing in the hole. I took all of the flowers off, though. That’s like a good lawn-mowing job there. Take this home to Christy. Hey baby, look what I got ya. Hmm, smells… like nothing. You can leave your jack-o-lantern on your porch to rot, or not. – Aah! – ( chuckles ) Look at it! Almost hurt myself on that one. – Wow. – It’s like styrofoam. – Really cold styrofoam. – Look at that. This one will make your head explode. ( music playing ) Whoops! ( laughs ) Bring that face over here. Look what you did, Link! Put it up to my face. It’s like the Phantom of the Opera. Oh, that’s cold! Don’t put it on my face. This gummy bear is in deep hibernation. Let’s wake him up. ( sound slowed ) Oh my goodness! Sub zero sub sandwich. What kind of sub was that? It was cold cuts. Dirty diaper. You know what, Bagger Chase? I think I’m gonna go with a five iron on this one. I don’t know what that is. It’s the one with the five on it. Fore! – Ugh! – Is that real poop, or is that fake poop? – Why don’t you taste it? – Cellular telephone. Can you hear me now? ( music playing ) – What is that? – I don’t know, lick it. Look how many– who knew that there was just pieces of paper – inside of a phone? – It’s just like a– There’s multiple pieces of paper! That’s all a phone is! And that’s how golf should be. Totally destructive and done in four minutes. I think I’m into golf now. Yeah, we gotta get a better caddy. Hmm. Good point. Next, we’re gonna burn your eyeballs with things you just can’t unsee. Link: Our new GMM poster is available at mythical.store, just in time for your wall’s growth spurt. Clothe your wall now.