GMM 1222.2: Laying On A Bed Of Toe Nails | We Don’t Have The Balls

(exciting music) Welcome back. Lying on a bed of nails is an ancient practice performed by many spiritual people of the past and many people trying to get those YouTube clicks in the present. Well, we don’t have the balls to lay on a bed of nails but we do have the balls to lay on a bed of nails. It’s time for we don’t have the balls! Come in. (upbeat music) Micah, it’s totally cool, totally normal. Okay. You look nervous, welcome to the team. Thanks. We just need you to put your toenails and fingernails in here. Give us your nails. Toe and finger. Oh, gosh, they’re going everywhere, Theresa. I’m sorry. There’s usually a guy on Craigslist who gives me a hundred bucks for this. Oh, oh man. Are you saying you can’t clip those? That’s like a professional job. Thank you, yes, I paid money for a professional to do them so I’m not going to cut them off in a bucket for you. This is perfect, yeah, I’ve been dying to cut my nails, I lost my nail clipper. Hey, guys. You guys are coming in pairs now. Is this the buddy system? No, you guys can share the share. Has everybody been using this specific clipper? Yeah but you’re all clean. Great. (laughing) He’s smelling his feet. This feels intimate and I don’t know you guys that well. Is this the first time we’ve met? I have a twin, so. Does she work here? Why you making eye contact with me, while you’re clipping? Look at the nails, don’t make it weird. (bucket rattling) Okay, we’ve got our nails and we’ve got our bed. Alright, let’s see what we’ve got. That’s our entire teams nails? I guess so. I got an idea. I keep a bunch of fake nails in the fridge. (exciting music) Bed of nails! Can’t find a bed of nails. Ah, they smell worse than the real nails! I thought they’d stay good in the fridge. Who’s gonna go first? I don’t have the balls to go first. (groaning) Crunchy! Ooh, ooh, prickly. This is unpleasant, why did we think this was a good idea? I don’t know that we ever thought it was a good idea. We just thought it was an idea. You know in a lot of these bed of nails videos, I see people putting a cinder block on their chest. Yeah, I don’t have the balls to do that, but I do have the balls to put a block of cheese on my chest. (groaning) You see that extra weight adds some drama. You know in these bed of nails videos, a guy usually comes in with a sledge hammer and busts the block. I don’t have the balls for that, but I do have the balls to grate this cheese. (romantic music) That’s good, you know what, this what a good idea. Nailed it. Alright, any nails on my back? No, none at all. That was weird. Thanks to the mythical crew for donating your nails. I feel closer to all of you. Next, I’m going to experience some of the most insane signs in the world. Click through. You earned yourself a mythical merit badge or two so get em at Mythical.Store.

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