GMM 1230.2: Who Am I Smelling? (GAME)

(alarm ringing) (upbeat music) – The four of us have been sleeping in the same shirt for the past five nights. – But we’ve all had our own individual shirts, it wasn’t one big shirt. (laughing) – Yeah. – Individual beds, individual shirts. – And what we’re gonna do is play a game to see if we can match the person to their smelly shirt just by smell alone. – Yeah, and to help us with this we have Olfactory artist, Susan Barbour. – Hello Susan. – Hello Susan. Oh was that, were we gonna high five? – Hey, let’s do this. – And arm wrestle. – Yeah. Okay, what’s an olfactory artist? You guys missed out on the high fives, sorry, long distance. – I make what you might call unusual perfumes. I also do these armpit workshops where participants come in with t-shirts they’ve been sleeping in and I help the group to appreciate and describe each person’s unique body odor as if it were a fine wine. – Oh God. (laughing) – I’m sorry for laughing out loud. – Well, and let me say that we’ve been, not only have we been sleeping in these shirts– – Not this shirt. – But t-shirts, we’ve also only been wearing completely natural deodorant that doesn’t have any aluminum in it and I gotta say, I’ve been pretty ripe. – It’s bad. – These four mannequins represent the four of us. Under those hoods are our faces and what we’re going to do is try to smell t-shirts that we’ve been wearing in order to see if we wanna mate with a pig. – Uh, no, no, no pig mating, this is just trying to determine whose shirt is whose. – Alright, that is true. – Alright, let’s bring in that first shirt, Chase. – [Chase] Here you go. – So we’ll smell it and then you guys can go. – And they’re all the same size, they were all XL. – No. (laughing) – Really, you smell a lot? I don’t know if my nose is not working well. – [Lizzy] I’m so stressed. – I think it’s a girl. – This is a girl because it doesn’t smell horrible. – Okay, so it can be helpful to think of categories, do you smell anything vegetal, or musky? Also, this could be like– – I’m getting a little veggie smell. – You get veggie, what kind of veggie? – You guys are really getting in there. – I’m getting a little peppery. – Okay, so peppery. Once you’ve identified one smell it can be easier to pick up on others. – It’s so mild, it’s so mild. – This is not creepy at all. – Which one of you is more mild? – That doesn’t smell like anything. – Yeah, I wouldn’t describe it as ripe at all. A mild pepper. – A mild pepper, okay. – Okay, I’m gonna go ahead and make my guess. – You have to look at the boob spots. – That’s cheating. – I think that this is Lizzy. – Alright, what makes you think that? – Because I don’t smell anything and I’m also standing right next to her and I don’t smell anything. So because I don’t smell– – You will if you get closer. (laughing) – I don’t smell anything at all, I’m just, process of elimination. – I think that this is Ellie. What do you guys think? Do you have your guess? – Yeah. – Yeah, I agree, I think it’s me. – Oh, yeah, you know it’s right if she thinks it’s her. – Lizzy voted for herself. – Only because I can’t smell anything, I feel like maybe you can’t smell your own smell. – Right. – That usually happens, yes. – I feel like I have a bond with Lizzy and I know it’s her because I could just tell right away. I was like, “This is Lizzy.” – Really? – Yeah. – Alright, next shirt. – Oh gosh. – Man smell. (laughing) – What if it’s not? Oh my God. (laughing) – It’s gonna be me, we’re all gonna be wrong and it’s gonna end up being me. – Yeah, you gotta be careful about what you say, man. It’s definitely stronger. – I think it smells pretty great though. – Oh. – He’s backtracking. – This is a great smelling t-shirt. – Could you say what’s great about it? – It’s got a woodsy floralness to it like if you were to take a rose and then snip off the flower part and just smell the stem. – I have smelled your underarms, just in life, sometimes– – Oh, right there’s a hot spot. Try it out. – I think this is you, I’m gonna go with this being Link. – [Ellie] Interesting. – I keep pulling out my wallet every time I pull out these things. – You can’t buy yourself. – [Lizzy] It’s really not bad. – [Ellie] It’s kind of salty. – I’m gonna lay $10 on this. – Why don’t you guys go ahead and vote. – Okay, I’m gonna go Rhett. – And I’m gonna go Link. – And I do know, because you told me though, one of those nights in the hotel you got the heat and the cool mixed up and your hotel room was 91 degrees. – I will say– – So, it kinda smells like a man who– – This is definitely me. (laughing) That’s definitely my shirt, y’all. – Alright. – It smells great. Who’s this? Nothing, nothing. – Yep, these ladies, these ladies got no smell. – I smell absolutely nothing, nothing to offer. – But I share a bed with like a dog. – Yeah, I share a bed with like a bunch of cats. – Well, they don’t have any smell. – That’s not true. – I smell a bed with a dog and I share a bed with a dog. – I smell a bed with a dog right now. That would be all our beds though because don’t we all have dogs in our beds? – I have cats. – Yeah but anyone that says that they don’t let their dog on their bed, they’re psycho paths. – Let me get the pit, you gotta get right into the pit. Oh yeah, it’s very faint. I do think is a woman because women have less of the testosterone metabolites in their armpit sweat. This smells, I think a little bit yeasty, bready, and a tiny bit sweet. – A little yeasty, a little bit sweet, that’s super me. (laughing) – Okay, make your guesses ladies. – [Lizzy] I think this is you, I think this is you. – Have you made your guess? – Yeah, right off the bat. – Okay, well I’ve gotta say this is Lizzy ’cause I’ve already voted for Ellie. – Uh, I think this is Ellie. – If you guys misidentified each other that would be interesting. – Has everybody voted? – No, she’s still aggressively smelling. – You’re trying to decide if that’s you. – Yeah but I’m gonna follow your thing ’cause I don’t really smell anything. – Okay, I feel like I’m gonna be able to smell me. – [Lizzy] Well, I already voted you so. – They have such a strong torso. – Alright, let’s bring out this last shirt. Uh huh, this is um– – That’s me. (laughing) – This smells like a under-hydrated bush. You know how if you’re like taking a hike and you brush up against a bush and it like crackles off? Like wow, that bush needs some hydration. – So kind of twiggy? – It’s like an under-hydrated– – Yeah like desert, like a desert man. – Like a desert bush. – Like a desert man. Cause it’s me, man. – Like a man who has been ostracized and sent out into the desert because people can’t stand to be around him for a long time. – [Lizzy] Oh. – Oh, yeah. – I was thinking that it smells like the inside of my sleeping bag, which is my sleeping bag but it’s real good. (laughing) – Did you wear perfume, did you wear cologne or something? – No, that smells like a body. (laughing) – It’s like it’s piney. – Yeah. – Okay, yeah, that’s you, that’s you. – Yeah, it smells like wood. I love wood, you know me, I hang around the woods all the time. – Oh no, wait, can I switch? – [Ellie] No. – I put the wrong one, that’s definitely you. – No you can’t! – That’s on you. – Argh, alright, whatever. – You big idiot (laughs). – Alright fine, Link, it’s not you but. – Yeah, this is definitely Rhett. – [Lizzy] Man. – Okay. – I can’t believe I’m gonna sweep this– – I feel like I’ve got them all right. – [Ellie] Me too. – Alright, let’s find out. Susan, who is number one? (drum roll) (all screaming) – What?! Oh, no! No, no, no, no. – That’s not possible, I smell like nothing? – It didn’t smell like nothing. – I smell like– – It smelt lovely and like flowers, what the heck? – Well, go to four, go all the way to four. – I smell like a scentless woman. – Who’s four? (drum roll) – Oh my God. – You smell like Rhett! – We smell like each other. – That’s so weird. – No, no. – You smell so good. – That is odd. Alright, who is number two? (drum roll) Me. – Yep, we were right about Link, yep, yep, yep. – Three out of four got that one right. – [Lizzy] So that’s Ellie? – [Link] And that’s Ellie. So I got two right. – What? – That’s so crazy. – Not cool (laughs). – You’re a piney man, you’re a dry bush, you’re a dry bush. (laughing) – So me and you got two right because we got both of those right but Link did you get, you got yourself. – [Link] I got myself. – [Rhett] And nothing else. – And that’s all that matters to me. – I don’t think I got, I got Ellie right and that was it. – I think the biggest conclusion that we’ve come to is that we smell like each other. – People think we smell like each other. – I smell like a scentless woman and you smell like a scentless man. – Cool. (upbeat music) – Make sure to click through for the next part of this episode. We’re gonna take the art of body odors to the next level as we actually eat our smells. 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