( upbeat music playing ) Now, celebrities love to name their kids ridiculous things. Celebrity Link Neal, for instance, named his kid after a tub of butter. – No, I didn’t. I named– – Think about it. I named Lando after Star Wars. Think about it. Land O’Lakes. Oh, okay! I– Yeah, you did. That’s not what it was about? Yes, I named Lando after… It’s a weird name. You gotta own it, man. – …a tub of butter. – It’s a cool name. I love it, I love Lando, but it’s a weird name. – It is. – I’m proud of it. But then I realized that Instagram… He likes it. …a thing that you still do not use. I’m still trying to get on there. It has filters that sound an awful lot like some of those kooky celebrity names. – So we have created a game. – Kooky. It’s time for “Is This A Filta On Insta Or A Celebrity Kidsta?” A filter on Insta or a celebrity kidster? Sometimes you just gotta try. Sometimes you gotta try to make things rhyme. Celebrity child name or Instagram filter. – Yeah, so I’m gonna– – Keep your suggestions coming. I’m trying to get back on Instagram. I’m gonna say something, a word, that’s either a name for a celebrity baby or an Instagram filter. If you get three of us these correct, you get a choice between the B.B.B.B.B.B.B.L.T, another bacon dish, or open up some of those Star Wars themed presents from earlier in the show. I’m literally still getting grease off of the front of my glasses. Well, then you have to make me eat the B.B.B.B.B.B.B.L.T. – Give me one. – Okay. Here’s your first one. Perpetua. Is that an Instagram filter or a celebrity baby? Perpetua? Sounds like a Greek villainess. That’s not an option. It’s either a– But that could be a person’s name, too. I’m going with Insta filter on this, because it– you know, it perpetuates. The filter makes it look like it’s perpetuated. Well, you’re wrong, but you’re right, because it is– I don’t think that’s what it’s for. – This is my nose… – Eww. …in the Perpetua filter, just to give you an idea of what it looks like. Ugh. It looks greasy. Well, I almost took the photo of my wenis with the Perpetua filter, but I didn’t wanna break the Internet. Leave that to Nicki Minaj. Oh gosh, don’t give me that mental picture again and again and again. Okay. Link, one for one. How ’bout Memphis? I wanna stop here. Can I stop here? – Yeah. – I’m one for one. I just wanna stop the game. Oh, no. No, that’s not how it works. – You must contin– – I wanna go out a winner, like Seinfeld. – You must continue. – Okay. Memphis. “Memphis”? Or just “Memphis”? Memphis sounds like a boring filter, but an interesting person. It is a person. Link, you’re two for two! That’s right! Memphis is Bono’s baby. She’s actually all grown up now. – Good for her. – She’s an actress. Her name is Memphis Eve Sunny Day Hewson, but her actual full name is Memphis Eve Sunny Day With Light Winds Out of the Northeast And A Small But Concerning Possibility of a North Korean Nuclear Attack Hewson. ( laughter ) Hewson? Is that Bono’s last name? I think it’s the name– the last name of the mom. I don’t– hey, listen, I don’t know Bono. If you don’t know, just say you don’t know. I don’t know. I shouldn’t assume. I shouldn’t assumer he’s just a baby daddy. Okay, Dogpatch. Did you just catch something? I caught– there’s, like– there’s hairs that are flying in the air. Yeah, yeah. That’s me, man. You haven’t noticed that before? – You’re like a porcupine. – I’m like a dog. – Dogpatch… – Dogpatch. …which is what your question is. A dogpatch is a horrible name for a person. Please tell me this is an Instagram filter. Link, you’re right! You’ve already got three. I mean, who would name their kid Dogpatch? I mean, that was easy. Well, it’s an Instagram filter, but if it were a celebrity baby name, I think it would be the name of Kid Rock’s next child and this would be the picture. You know, a baby– Me and Dogpatch gonna go shoot our– – Crossbow… – Crossbow– …on ATV. ♪ Bawitaba da bang dadang diggy diggy ♪ That’s him singing. That’s him singin’, man. Y’all heard of Kid Rock? He’s driving that thing from the steering wheel. Like, kid’s not sittin’ in the seat, man. That is not safe. Get your butt in the seat… Hey, Kid Rock doesn’t care about safety. – …Dogpatch! – Kid Rock doesn’t care. Link, you’ve already won the game. Now, you’re going for a clean sweep. – Seraphina. – Seraphina. That’s a boring person name, but a semi-interesting Instagram filter name. I’m going with Insta filter. The streak is not alive. This is actually the daughter of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Her full name is Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck. That’s a lot of names. She looks as happy as her dad does when it’s Interview A New Nanny Day. ( laughter ) I thought you were gonna make a Batman joke, and I was ready for it. But then you went that way. Dang, son. Dang. There’s no justice… in this league or whatever. Okay. I’m sorry. I had to go there. – How about Tennyson? – Like the poet? – Or the painter? – Yeah. – Or the… – Alfred Lord Tennyson. – I don’t what he was. – What is he? What is he? A governor? Yeah, yeah. We didn’t pay attention in school, except for the maths. Explorer, yeah. I don’t know. This is a– this is both! – Gotcha. – Not an option. You got to pick one. It’s both. That is my answer. I know that you don’t want me to be right and right. Okay, you’re wrong, because this is Russell Crowe’s son. His full name is Tennyson Spencer Crowe. – Tennyson. – There he is, clutching that kid like a can of Foster’s. ( laughter ) Hey, Link, if it doesn’t matter– This is how he holds a can of Foster’s. – Yeah– rawr! – He drinks– – and then he fights people. – Here. Stay with me. Link, you missed the last two, but you know what? – You were three out of five. – You’re a stumpy. What do they– they call them a stumpy. I don’t know what they– a stumpy? Yeah, they call it– a can of Foster’s is called… I haven’t been down there. I don’t know. – …a stumpy. – But, Link, congratulations. You get your choice of the B.B.B.B.B.B.B.L.T.– I know what I’m gonna choose. Okay, thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. You know what time it is. – Hi, I’m Kelly. – And I’m Brittany. And we’re from Ohio, and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Click the bottom link to watch today’s episode from the beginning. And click the top link to watch me either eat the ultimate B.L.T. or open some Star Wars Christmas presents. Both: Hmm. – And to find out where… – I’ll spin that. the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land.