(footsteps) (exhalation) – But… – Say hello to the Grinder Triple X. Brews coffee so strong, it almost feels wrong. – There’s something I really want to ask you about. Do you ever– – Well there’s something I need to tell you about. This baby makes every kind of coffee drink there is. – Every kind of coffee drink? – Every kind of coffee drink. (bass) ♪ There’s a latte and a Costa cappuccino ♪ ♪ An Americano and a mocha frappuccino ♪ ♪ Let us not forgetto the caffè macchiato ♪ ♪ And I would be be remiss to miss the creamy affogatto. ♪ ♪ Cup of cortado we sippin’ at the chino ♪ ♪ Follow it up with some sweet espressino ♪ ♪ How about a flat white? ♪ ♪ Or a sharp black? ♪ ♪ Substitute soy if you like that. I like that. ♪ ♪ An espresso romano, or a ristretto ♪ ♪ Vanilla, Pinocchio, or caramel Geppetto ♪ ♪ Vibrato, staccato, potato or potahto ♪ ♪ You’ve won the lotto, a gelato romano ♪ ♪ Pour some coffee on me ♪ ♪ Well not on me, but in me ♪ ♪ And in my mouth preferably, I only want to drink it ♪ ♪ Pour some coffee on me ♪ ♪ In fact, here’s a cup, you can pour it in ♪ ♪ Because the pour it on me thing is just an expression ♪ ♪ Let me pour you a fresh doppio ♪ ♪ Over a chile, relleno portfolio ♪ ♪ Or you might prefer a pistachio moustachio ♪ ♪ Cardio scenario on your patio ♪ ♪ If you’re in the mood for a mochaccino ♪ ♪ I suggest you go for a Filipino casino ♪ ♪ I’m gonna add my maraschino jalapeno ♪ ♪ To this hot Bertino Tarantino ♪ ♪ Pour some coffee on me ♪ ♪ I still think you haven’t heard me ♪ ♪ If you actually pour it on me then it’s gonna burn me ♪ ♪ Pour some coffee on me ♪ ♪ Just put the coffee away, please, put it away ♪ ♪ Seriously I am no longer in the mood ♪ – Yeah, I don’t like coffee. – [First Male] March your clicking digits over to YouTube Red and watch the latest season of Buddy System, available now. – [Second Male] To watch our daily show, Good Mythical Morning, click through to the next video.