GMM 1237.3: Cheese Pictionary

(upbeat music) – Welcome back! – Now, you wanna make sure you get the full GMM experience every day, we want you to start at the beginning of each show by clicking on the thumbnail with the green border. – Yes, now as the old saying goes, everybody loves cheese and everybody loves Pictionary, so why the heck are we not playing Pictionary using blocks of cheese right now? – We can! – We can! – And we are, we’ve got Sarah, she’s our best friend professional cheese sculptor. She just did that, well and then we did that to it, in the previous segment. – Yes. That and that. – And now, we’re gonna do some cheese Pictionary. – Yeah. – You wanna go first, since you’re the pro? – Well, makes sense to me. – So your clue is in the string cheese. – In it? – And you take the block of cheese over there and do your worst. – Okay. – Mmkay. – Break it open or bite it open? – I don’t know… – Oh, well. – You what, I don’t know if it’s paper or… – You’re the cheese lady. – Ah, ahoy. – [Rhett] That was very special. Mmhmm, so I don’t tell you? – Yeah, you tell us with cheese. – [Sarah] Alright. – It’s pretty important. – [Sarah] Ready? – Yeah. – [Link] Are you ready? – Set… – [Link] Did you read it? – Go. – Cheese! (Sarah humming) – [Link] Cheese with music playing from your mouth? – Okay. – Is the music part of the clue? – [Link] Is that illegal? – It looks like a bottle of Patron right now. (both laughing) – [Link] A bottle of Patron. – [Rhett] Is That It? – Is that a bottle of Patron? – Y’all, it’s a bottle of Patron. – [Rhett] Wow, you’re good. Whatever it is, I know it’s supposed to be something. – Yeah. – (laughs) It’s supposed to be something. – [Rhett] I mean, it’s really… – It looks like a perfume bottle. – It’s really got some character. – Oh, it’s got a hole in the-oh, it’s a guitar! – It’s a lyre! – Yeah! – [Link] Banjo! – Ta-da! [Link] Guitar! – Whoa! – I got it! Me, me point! Me point! – Me, me points! – Looks just like it. – [Rhett] Wow, look at that. – Who’s next? – I’ll go. – Alright. – I’ll take my clue, and my cheese. – Gonna have to leave the mess, there you go. – Yeah, you can take your guitar with you. I’ll eat some of your cheese. [Rhett] Okay. – I want you to look at that. (Sarah laughs) – [Rhett] You’re a professional now. – That looks good. – And listen, Sarah, I don’t want to scare you but, I spend a lot of time with cheese, so I’m probably gonna be pretty good at this. (Sarah laughs) – Okay. Ready? – Ready, man. Do it. Well, what difference did that make? (Rhett laughs) [Link] It’s a block. You flipped it over for no reason. – I don’t know, man! This looked like the bottom! (all laughing) – Is it a boat? – Um, a block of cheese with a little cheese missing? – Oh, I gotta be really… – [Sarah] Is it a monkey bars? – Okay. How do you? You’re so… – [Sarah] Is it a… – What makes you think that’s monkey bars? – A sloth? – [Rhett] You’re so fluid. – Sarah, I’m just gonna let you do all the guessing. – It’ll take me a second to get… To get really going. – Is it an animal? – Golly, jeez, it’s harder than I thought it would be! [Rhett] How do you? What do you do when that happens? – [Sarah] Eat it! – [Link] There you go. – Mmkay. – [Link] What else do you think it is, Sarah? – Oh, God. – Ooh, it’s got a stripe on it. – [Rhett] Eh. – [Sarah] A robot? Caterpillar? – Oh, yes. Is it the strip-ped caterpillar? [Link] Is it… Is it a… Man, you suck. (Rhett laughs) [Link] You’re slow, too. – [Sarah] A zipper? – You need to choose. You either need to suck or be slow, but don’t do both. – Uh, snowman! (bell dings) – Yes! (laughs) (Sarah claps) Yeah! – What the crap? What the crap! – You’re so good! – [Rhett] Snow man! See, see, cheese minds think alike. She knew where I was going with it. I was, this was the bottom, the middle, and the top! – Yay! And, it’s the right color! And, I was gonna do…what? (Rhett laughs) And I was gonna do a hat on the top. – Oh, it is. Yay! (claps) – Yeah, what’s up, Sarah? You know the deal. Snowman! Alright. – Alright. – Next! – I’m gonna go for it. I got the last one. – Oh, I can’t really.. – This is pure art. – Wow, you’re good. – Okay, I’m ready. I got my cheese block. And I got my thing here, with my clue in it. – He’s going to cut himself and bleed. Just so you know. – Mmm, ‘kay. Mmm, that’s some good cheese. – It is good! – Well, it’s you know, it’s standard fare. – Pasta filata. – Oh, look what I found! (Link laughs) – [Sarah] Mmm, danger, danger. – I ain’t gonna do that to myself. – Yeah, you hand, you should set that down. – I cannot even get it back in the thing. – Just, just don’t handle it! – Ow! – Just don’t handle it. No, don’t, no don’t! – Okay. I’m-a do this, y’all. – Flip it over first. – [Link] ‘Kay. – There you go. – Okay, in three, two… – [Rhett] That’s what the pro’s do. – One. – [Rhet] Patron! Uh… What is.. – Oh, my good… – [Rhett] Is it… – [Sarah] Tic Tac Toe? – Is it the letter H? – A snowflake? – Is it the letter N? [Rhett] Is it a letter? – [Link] Mm-mm. – Oh, did you say snowflake? Yeah. – Snowflake. [Rhett] Yeah, that’s what I sort of think. – That’s what you started thinking? ♪ I’m chopping my cheese! ♪ (Sarah laughs) ♪ Making it happen! ♪ ♪ Just pulling it apart. ♪ ♪ And leaving stuff behind. ♪ – Accordion? – ♪ It’s not an additive exercise. ♪ ♪ It’s kind of like sculpting. ♪ – Christmas tree? – ♪ You take a big block, ♪ ♪ and then you remove stuff you don’t need. ♪ – This is a really un-catchy song. – ♪ That’s what I’m doing… ♪ – And then you make a party tree. – [Link] ♪ That’s what I’m doing. ♪ – ♪ Anyone can do it, some people are bad at it. ♪ – Tree! Palm tree! – Is it like a… – Oh, you guessed it. – Yeah. – Listen… – I was so into… – He can’t do two things at once! He can’t carve and listen for guesses. – Let’s finish, let’s finish, let’s finish! – I really want… You didn’t even let me… – I don’t know what type it could be. – [Link] How did you get [Link] palm tree out of this? – Hold on, hold on. Do you? Hold on, you… – [Link] She is so… – Is it the hat? Is it the hat? Because you’ve got some special connection to that cheese. – Well… It’s because I can draw. I can’t do math, and I can’t spell, but I can do pictures. – I wasn’t, yeah wasn’t even listening to you ’cause I knew you didn’t have a chance. – But you.. – But the thing is, is that… – You said this was a snow man. – Is it? – I mean, good gracious. – I think we know who the winner is today, it is Sarah the cheese… – Yeah. – Professional! Look, do you know what you win? (gibberish) – The only thing… You carved the only thing that actually looks like the thing that you were trying to carve. – Well, look at this. – Congratulations. – Click through to see us debunk urban legends, or maybe bunk them. [Link] Get your G double M logo pin and your mythical logo pin at Mythical.Store. So you can be hashtag pinning.

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