Okay, Link, since you are the one with the most “Star Wars” knowledge and the least social life, – um, – ( laughs ) I’ma play a little game with you. – I’m going to say a “Star Wars” themed product. – Mm-hmm. Of course, this franchise has been around for years and it’s so popular that it has just spawned – all kinds of– – Oh, yeah. – derivative products. – Mm-hmm. And they get weird. And so I’m gonna just, I’m gonna read two, and you tell me which one is real. If you get a majority of these right, three out of five, you get to keep whichever ones you want, ’cause we’ve got some of them here. – Oh, yeah. – All right. The ones that aren’t real? Uh, ( laughs ) – here’s you first one. – All right. Which of these is the real food stuff? Mm-hmm, beloved by many. Or… – Uh. – ( chuckles ) Like a pre-made patty that you can grill? That’s shaped like a hand? That sounds pretty far-fetched doesn’t it? Yeah, Jar Jar Binks tongue sounds like something that, you know, a licensing department would come up with. – Is that your answer? – That is my answer. You’re right, these first one’s are a little easy. Unfortunately, we don’t have this one… – Link: Ooh! – Rhett: Because it has been discontinued, but basically, Link: I wonder why. Rhett: It was a lollipop that let your child, or you, make out with Jar Jar. Oh, my gosh. ( imitating Jar Jar ) Meesa not interested. ( laughs ) But you gotta admit, all the practicing I did with pillows back in middle school, – That would have been very– – If I had Jar Jar, I would have been a lot better by the time I got to high school. Was it flappy or was it…? Well, it’s a lollipop so I don’t– – Yeah, that’s not realistic. – It’s not a gummy tongue. That’s not realistic. It should have been a gummy tongue. Kids get yourself a gummy tongue. Good, I didn’t want that one, I’m glad you don’t have it. Okay, one for one. Uh, which one of these under things is real? Under things? ( laughter ) No way. Or… Ooh. I can make immediate use of that. – Well… – ( laughter ) Personally? ( chuckles ) I’d throw it on right now. – I don’t understand. – I hope that’s real. it’s the X-wing. That– that one’s real. There’s no way that the diaper is real. Okay. Oh, no you have– don’t– don’t– I’m not even gonna look. Oh, Rhett. Seriously? ( buzzer sounds ) Are you serious? What… ( laughter ) – Rhett: Um. – This can’t be happening. This moment isn’t real. – Rhett: I mean… – Did you make that? Yes, we actually– we’re not able to procure them, uh, so Daniel made some that are basically exactly like what we found on the internet. And I gotta say, I’m loving every second of it. My view’s not great. It’s too– come on, come on. A little dumpy in the back. – You need to fill it up. – ( laughter ) Um, okay, so to clarify, Dan made it. but because we couldn’t acquire it, – but they are acquirable… – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – By some people. – What do you think? My mind is blown, I don’t want to talk about it anymore. Okay, Link, you missed that one just in case– Adult diapers? What? Yeah, I just– if you start smelling something, – just know that, I’m okay. – ( laughter ) Okay, which of these camping products is real? That sounds awesome. Or… …the guts. Ooh! I think that is my favorite moment from “Star Wars.” Like, I remember that. It’s like one of my first memories as a kid. Seeing him get inside of that thing. – You want that to be real. – Link: It’s amazing. – I hope that one’s real – It might be. – and I hope you have it and I want it so bad. – Ooh. Is that your answer? But I want the sleeping bag, – but the tent too… – Okay. – They’re both real. – Nope, you gotta pick one. Uh, the tauntaun. Let’s let him know if he’s right! ( laughs ) Hey, there he is! ( laughs ) Look at that! – Yes. – And there’s a Chase inside. Get out of our sleeping bag, Chase. – It has a tail. – Why is it yours? Because this is what I’m gonna choose. And look, hey, look, a lightsaber… Whoa, oh, Chase. ( laughter ) – Are you naked in there? – You really got comfortable in there. – Are you serious? – No, no, it’s just brown pants. – ( laughter ) – Oh! I thought, I know– he’s been vacationing a lot lately. I thought maybe he got some tanned thighs. I– I would fit– I thought there would be more guts. Stop focusing on what’s inside. It didn’t– it’s gut-lined. – There’s a gut– there’s an intestine lining. – Yeah, that’s cool. Now, for the full effect, you can throw in a dead raccoon. Uh, which incidentally, we just a met a woman, an E.R. nurse who said that a woman came in– yeah, Chase you can leave. This is totally true. A woman came into the E.R. with a dead raccoon under her shirt. And she was clutching it. And it had one eye open. – So, if you can– – And I believe it because they showed me a picture. And if you can find a dead raccoon. Or if you can find that woman. She’s probably got one. Just throw it in there. That’s one way to stay warm. – Okay. – We don’t have an explanation, but it did happen. So, you got that one right, Link, you’re up to two. Which of these is an actual “Star Wars” video game? Or… That’s not right. Hmm. Well, that one seems more reasonable, the Han Solo thing. But I don’t know. A Sims clone, meaning it’s not made by the Sims, uh, officially. Or sanctioned by “Star Wars” officially. – But I do think that it does exist. – It’s Sims-ish. I do think that it exists. So, I’m saying, Chewbacca lovemaking simulator. – Okay, let’s show him the clip! – Clip? ♪ I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo ♪ ♪ I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Solo ♪ ♪ Yeah, feeling good tonight ♪ – ( buzzer sounds ) – ( laughs ) – ♪ I’m Han Solo ♪ – Harrison Ford would never stoop so low. He would never make those motions with his body. He was stoopin’ kind of that low. Uh, that was of course, “I’m Han Solo.” A parody of “Ridin’ Solo” for an X-Box Connect game called, “Connect Star Wars” that basically no on bought. Hmm. But the Sim thing you should think about. Hey, Link, you’re two out of four. You got to get this one right to walk away with the tauntaun sleeping bag. – Tauntaun. – Or anything else that we have. Which of these pieces of footwear is real? – Or… – Very feasible. …otherwise known as rollerbladers. ( laughter ) I’m trying to… what a BB-8 rollerblade would look like. It’s like your– your leg goes down into a BB-8 and then you can’t see the blades. Crocs are very feasible. Um, I think it’s the rollerblades. Just because I really hope that they exist. – Final answer? – And I think you’re going to surprise me. ( buzzer sounds ) Link just lost Chewbacca crocs! And they’re mine now! Because you didn’t get it right. Oh, dang, what size are they? Well, those are size 12. Oh, my size. – Because we knew you would probably lose. – Dang it. Seriously? – Uh, yeah. These ranged between– – You’ve always wanted crocs. between $13-$72 depending on size, but you can put no price on the shame that I’ll feel while wearing them. $13 and $72? ( laughs ) Yeah. That’s quite a range for some crocs. Material, man. You know what, Link? You can have ’em, merry Christmas. They’re too big, I– I– want you to wear ’em. Merry re-gifting. – Okay. – But I’m gonna make those rollerblades, Stay tuned, because it is time for: Project for Awesome. Link: Your mornings just got better, with our boiled for safety mug, available at mythical.store.