♪ He’s got a booty ♪ ♪ It’s a regular booty ♪ ♪ She’s got a booty ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ You see that every other motherfruitcaking day ♪ ♪ He’s got a booty ♪ ♪ Yep, right there ♪ ♪ She’s got a booty ♪ ♪ Uh-huh ♪ ♪ After awhile they all start to look the same ♪ ♪ Take your booty and Christmasify it ♪ ♪ So jolly you can’t deny it ♪ ♪ The holiday spirit is flowin’ through me ♪ ♪ Coming right out of my Christmas booty ♪ ♪ Ironic sweaters are so last week ♪ ♪ All I want for Christmas is my two back cheeks ♪ ♪ Look at her ♪ ♪ I’m like whaaaat ♪ ♪ It’s that girl working a Jinglebutt ♪ ♪ She deserves a standing ovation ♪ ♪ Let’s just give her — a donation ♪ ♪ Um, what do we have here? ♪ ♪ It’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rein-rear ♪ ♪ Rudolph with your nose so bright ♪ ♪ Won’t you guide that booty tonight? ♪ ♪ I got a feeling I’ve never felt ♪ ♪ She’s got an elf on a booty shelf ♪ ♪ Oh holy night — oh my heavens ♪ ♪ I hope he doesn’t fall in that crevice ♪ ♪ I didn’t think he was my type ♪ ♪ But I like cheastbutts and I cannot lie ♪ ♪ Fa la la la what a surprise ♪ ♪ He’s cracking a nut with his backside ♪ ♪ Grab your booty and come get with this ♪ ♪ Want to wish you a Gluteus Christmas ♪ ♪ Ugly sweater’s no longer, move me ♪ ♪ Better start shaking that Christmas booty ♪ ♪ Shake your booty at Hanukkah-ize it ♪ ♪ Don’t knock a kosher booty ’til you tried it ♪ ♪ 8 presents ain’t quite enough to soothe me ♪ ♪ Give me that 9th gift — Hanukkah booty ♪ ♪ Twerk the halls with boughs of hiney! ♪ ♪ Kwanzaa’s is happening right behind me ♪ ♪ St.Nick ain’t as thicc as yours truly ♪ ♪ Let me back up my Kwanzaa booty ♪ ♪ Take your booty and Christmasfy it ♪ ♪ So jolly you can’t deny it ♪ ♪ There’s no choice it’s your holiday duty ♪ ♪ Time to unleash that Christmas booty ♪ – Click on through to see even more Christmas booties in a rumptacular fashion show.