GMM 1244.4: Insane Celebrity Christmas Gifts (GAME)

(upbeat music) – Well, look who it is. Welcome back. – To make sure you’re enjoying the full GMM experience every day, remember to click the thumbnail with the green border to watch every episode from the beginning. That’s the green border in your subscription box. Speaking of beginning, if you haven’t begun your Christmas shopping yet, what are you waiting for? Hurry! Panic! But don’t stop watching. – Yes, stay here. – But keep panicking. – You know who doesn’t have to worry about panicking and hurrying to get to the store, – Not me. – And fighting all the crowd? Celebrities! Because they don’t get normal gifts for each other. They get gifts that aren’t even available in stores. – Like crafts? – Let’s see, oh maybe, how well you know some of these gifts. I don’t want to give any clues, because you’re gonna play a game and I’m gonna basically describe a celebrity that gave a gift to another celebrity. – Describe it basically. – And then you are gonna have some multiple choices, and if you get it right then you get that question right. – I love this idea. – If you get a majority of these questions right, you get, you know what? A gravy covered Twinkie in Good Mythical More. And if you don’t, I get to eat it, so it will be eaten. – Is it gonna snow, Dad? – Here we go, first question, Link. Coming up with unique Christmas gifts for Kim Kardashian takes talent, creativity, and a bunch of money. – The woman who has it all. – Luckily, Kanye West has a bunch of money. What crazy Christmas gift did Kanye get for Kim? Was it, A, a custom-painted Hermes, that’s how you’re supposed to say it, Birkin bag, rumored to cost approximately $1.3 million. – What? – B, a custom-painted Rolls Royce with a front decal that says “KK” instead of “RR” worth approximately half a million dollars. C, a custom-painted portrait of themselves in a naked embrace, rumored to cost around $1.5 million. Or D, he let her finish. (chuckling) (game show music) – I think it’s the custom-painted portrait, because it involves a naked embrace, and I think that he would think that’s a great idea. – Wrong. – $1.5 million. – The answer is A, Link. It is the custom-painted bag. Reportedly worth one million dollars. – That’s crazy-looking. Look at it. – Well, don’t look it for too long. – Wow, there’s lots to see the more you look at it. – Kim reportedly loved the bag because, like her, it was empty on the inside. – Ouch. – Question two. You know when that hotline bling, it can only mean one thing. – Yeah. – Drake’s giving himself Christmas presents again. – Himself, okay. – Yes. What Christmas present did Drake get Drake for the holidays? Is it A, a mink coat with his name stitched in gold. – [Link] Stitched. – B, a gold custom stripper pole for his own bedroom. C, a vintage champagne bottle that was recovered from a 60-year old shipwreck. Or D, a drama-free dinner at Cheesecake Factory. You know Drake loves the Cheesecake Factory. – Those do not exist, by the way. There’s always drama at the Cheesecake Factory. – That’s true. – I mean, even over the menu, it’s like, what page are you on, Mildred? Drake’s date the other night was named Mildred. – Yeah, Mildred has a lot of trouble with the menu. – (exhales) Sad, Drake, sending gifts to himself. He’s so emo. A stripper pole, too obvious. I think it’s the shipwrecked champagne bottle. – Wrong, Link. It’s the stripper pole. The champagne poppy has a stripper pole in his bedroom. So I guess when Drake has guests over, they’re not allowed to touch him, and there’s a two drink minimum. (laughter) – I don’t understand those type of jokes, but I will say that that looks like a, are you sure it’s not a fireman’s pole? There’s gonna be some firemen comin’ down that. – I don’t think there’s a hole in the ceiling, if that’s what you’re asking. – Glozell’s gonna come down and break her ankle. – (laughs) I remember that. Too soon, Link, too soon. – That was a couple years ago. – When John Legend– – It was as the Streamies, not in a strip club. – Right. – Just want to clarify. – When John Legend isn’t busy writing baby-making music and winning Grammy’s, he’s buying gifts for his wife, Chrissy Teigen. What weird, expensive gift did John buy Chrissy for Christmas? Is it A, a baby grand piano with each letter of her name written on the keys. B, a fancy wheel of Parmesan cheese, priced at over $1,000. C, a pet spider monkey they had to give away because it was illegal. Or D, a heads up that their relationship is destined to one day end because it’s a celebrity marriage. – (laughs) I think that the pet spider monkey has happened to a number of celebrities, but I don’t think it was them. My wife would love a $1,000 wheel of cheese. She’d be like, I would give it to her, she’d be like, “How much did you pay for this?” I’d be like, – $1,000. – $1,000, she’d be like, “I don’t care, this is great.” It’s one of the few things she would not criticize how much it cost, ’cause that’s an area of contention for us. (laughter) I’m gonna go with the cheese. I think Teigen is in on the cheese-lovin’. – Link, you’re right! (ding) – Finally. – He gave her ♪ All the cheese ♪ – I thought someone was squeezing you. (Rhett laughs) I was like, some body down there. (holds note) – There it is, look at him holding it. – That is a lot of cheese, man. – He’s like, yeah, y’all. – If it’s $1,000 cheese, at least there’s that much of it. Alright, got one. – Okay, if it were up to me, I’d buy Rihanna anything she wanted for Christmas. – Is this you talking, or reading the question? – Holler at me, RiRi. But what insane Christmas gift did Rihanna receive from her creative director, Ciarra Pardo? Was it A, an inflatable T-Rex wearing a gold chain with a dollar sign, standing inside of giant fishbowl? B, a photoshopped picture of Rihanna’s head on Queen Elizabeth’s body, with an inflatable pool floatie wrapped around it. C, an inflatable dolphin on a Muhammad Ali book on a stool with an inflatable tire wrapped around it. Or D, the corpse of Stalin. (chuckling) – It’s definitely inflatable. (chuckling) I think it’s Ri-Ri’s head on Queen Elizabeth’s body because the T-Rex is too, and the dolphin, are both too random and she doesn’t like T-Rex or dolphin. – You sure about that? – 100% positive, yeah. – Link, you’re wrong, it was C, the inflatable dolphin on the book, with the inflatable tire. There it is. She put that on her Instagram. – It’s basically, here’s some pool toys arranged in a way– – Here’s the thing, this is not just some gag gift from this guy, this is actually an art piece created by American artist, Jeff Koons. Jeff Koons is still in kindergarten. (laughing) So this is actually really impressive for a kindergartener. I mean, they gotta put that stuff together, they gotta glue it, and then Ri-Ri’s gotta love it. Link, you’ve only gotten one right. – I’m baffled, and perplexed, and a little depressed honestly. – Well this one’s just for pride at this point. Maury Povich is the host of a famous television show. – You don’t have to tell me nothin’ about Maury. – He’s also a guest star in Madea’s Big Happy Family. Did you know that? – You know when people walk up to Maury, he’s taking their DNA for like, who’s the father, he just gets it, just by being in interaction– – You’re so on track with where this question is going, it’s amazing. He’s also married to Connie Chung, – Connie Chung. – Hello! – The Chungster. – What do you give the man who already has everything? One special Christmas, Maury received which of the following? A, an ugly Christmas sweater that says, “You Are Not The Father!”. B, a boxed set of all his episodes and a gallon of grain alcohol. C, a bronze statue of Doctor Phil. Or D, a Christmas tree decorated with ornaments painted with the faces of illegitimate children. – (laughs) Illegitimate Christmas tree ornaments. I think it’s the, I’m gonna stick with my guns here. “You Are Not The Father” ugly Christmas sweater. – Link, you’re right! Here it is, and incidentally, this was actually from Connie Chung. – (laughs) Really? – Yeah, no. They’re not capable of having children anymore. They’re too old. – Oh. (laughter) – But Link, you only got two right. That means I get the gravy Twinkie, – Oh gosh. – But you can watch me eat it. – Just around the bend. Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – Hi, I’m Becca, and this is horse, Skivey. We’re in South Canterbury, New Zealand, and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Was that horse also speaking? I couldn’t see his mouth. – I think the horse, yeah, his mouth was below and talking. – Click the bottom link to watch today’s episode from the beginning. – And click the top link to watch Rhett eat a Twinkie covered in gravy while we talk about all the food we’re eating over the holidays. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land.

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