Guess what I’ve got? – What? – Two tickets to the trendiest spa in this city. – Thanks, but spas aren’t my thing. – Oh no, I was gonna use both of ’em on me, you know, really pamper myself. I thought you’d be happy for me, and that would cheer you up, but now that you’ve made it weird, would you like to go with me? – Nah, you just double-up, it’s fine. – Listen man, you need to relax as much as I want to relax. – It’s not my thing. – Why wouldn’t you want to go to the spa? – I just don’t like doing anything that involves me getting naked. – Why? ♪ Naked, no, I can’t take it ♪ ♪ No, you’ll never, ever see me naked ♪ ♪ When I was a baby, I was born unclothed ♪ ♪ I cried, cried, cried, ’cause my wee-wee was exposed ♪ ♪ When I take a shower, I wear bathing suits ♪ ♪ So if somebody barge in they won’t see my fruits ♪ ♪ I won’t go to the doctor to turn and cough ♪ ♪ ‘Cause before you turn and cough ♪ ♪ You gotta take your undies off ♪ ♪ I got a birthmark on my bum I’d rather no one see ♪ ♪ It look like a cave drawing of Judge Judy ♪ ♪ Naked, no, I can’t take it ♪ ♪ No, you’ll never, ever see me naked ♪ ♪ You won’t see me naked over my dead body ♪ ♪ And when I die, don’t perform an autopsy ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I’m pretty sure you have to be naked for those ♪ ♪ And in that case, my cause of death I’d rather not know ♪ ♪ You’ll never see me naked, trust me bro ♪ ♪ ‘Cause clothes is what separates us from the animals ♪ ♪ Well that and perhaps self-consciousness ♪ ♪ But what is consciousness if not knowing to wear pants ♪ ♪ Naked, no, I can’t take it ♪ ♪ No, you’ll never, ever see me naked ♪ – Um, I’m pretty sure the spa is non-nude, so I don’t think you’ve got anything to worry about. – You could’ve said that earlier. – [Link] Thanks for watching, to watch our show, Rhett and Link’s Buddy System where this music video is from, click the video on the left. – [Rhett] And to watch our daily show, Good Mythical Morning, click the video on the right, because we’re about to drink out of mystery cups with Kunal Nayyar.