We were just here for five minutes. – Phil, I got this. Hi, Officer Murphy, is it? As soon as we parked I said to myself, Beth, you better make a mental note of what’s happening right now. – Why is this, this isn’t even the one I wanted. This is your fault, Beth. – Inspiring. – Absolutely. – All the stress that she deals with on a daily basis, yet she still maintains grace and dignity. It’s like zen without the pretentiousness, and I’m usually a sucker for pretentiousness. – Oh no, I thought you was talking about the dad. – This, see, and now you, come on– – That guy? – Yeah, there’s just something about him. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but it calls to me. – I think what you got right there is a quintessential family man. – Got to be kidding me, there’s no way anybody could ever, I would just be, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, this is my car. ♪ I’m tied down ♪ ♪ I’m locked up ♪ ♪ I don’t make independent decisions ♪ ♪ But my wife says that I don’t miss it ♪ ♪ My old friends ♪ ♪ They don’t call ♪ ♪ In fact this weekend they’re riding Ski-Doos ♪ ♪ While I’m taking my kids to three zoos ♪ ♪ Well the third zoo isn’t exactly a zoo ♪ ♪ It’s a family counselor dressed like a raccoon ♪ ♪ I’m a family man ♪ ♪ Living according to a family plan ♪ ♪ I just found somebody’s feces on my hand ♪ ♪ I’ll grab a towel that’s monogrammed ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I’m a family man ♪ ♪ I don’t have ♪ ♪ A dream job ♪ ♪ I bust my butt every day from nine to five ♪ ♪ To finance the dreams of my kids and wife ♪ ♪ And my wife has a business idea ♪ ♪ She wants to sell these teeny tiny hats ♪ ♪ Made especially for little baby cats ♪ ♪ Notice that I didn’t say kitten ♪ ♪ My wife says that a baby cat is something different ♪ ♪ I’m a family man ♪ ♪ And we all don’t fit in a sedan ♪ ♪ My last child ♪ ♪ that spawn was of Satan was unplanned ♪ ♪ Please cut my vas deferens ♪ ♪ I’m a family man ♪ ♪ I’m a family man ♪ – So how does that sound? – I think I’ve found my calling. I want to be a family man. – [Man] Thanks for watching. To watch our show, Rhett & Link’s Buddy System, where this music video is from, click the video on the left. – [Man] And to watch our daily show, Good Mythical Morning, stick around because we’ve got a game about all those contestants named Lauren on the Bachelor.