
(upbeat music) – We’re back and we’re hanging out with Dr. Sandra Lee, a.k.a. Dr. Pimple Popper, and just to reiterate, these pimples are fake put on by our amazing makeup crew here. – They are amazing, they look very realistic. – Have you ever seen anything in the field quite this bad? – Um, I have seen things this bad, but I’ve never seen anyone eat them or anything, so that would be a whole different kind of thing. – You’ve never been tempted to like, take whatever landed on your finger and put it in your mouth, good for you. – So if you haven’t seen that, click on the video with the green border. – Yes, it was quite amazing. – How does this work? For people who haven’t seen it what are the videos and then what are we gonna do with this game? – Well what you’re going to do is you’re going to watch some of my favorite, or the very most popular videos that I have and you’re going to guess– – Of your own work? – Yes these are my patients, these are my own surgeries these are– – Ugh! – Procedures that I’ve done on my own and we film them. I guess what this all comes down to is– – How it pops. – You can’t predict, yeah, what a cyst looks like, or what a pop is going to be like. – Is that part of the thrill? – That’s part of the thrill, I think that’s part of what people like about it, so we’re going to give you guys a chance to see what kind of pop this is going to be. – Okay. – Okay, what’s up first? – Okay, so first up we have a simple back cyst that you can really barely see. – I don’t see. – My finger is pointing to it, that’s a back. – There’s nothing there. – So does this pop, A, thin and sticky, like expired children’s silly string, or, B, thick and ominous, like it’s literally the monster from Dune. – I think this has gotta be– – Literally? – It’s gotta be A, because we’re talking about something that’s deep down and there’s like a little pore we can’t even see it. – Yeah we can’t even see it. How can it be thick and ominous? – It’s gonna come out like a little snake. – You don’t watch my videos do you? – Oh, okay well then I’m going with B, thick and ominous. – You sure, I think she’s just throwing you off. – I think you’re trying to throw me off from her not throwing me off. – I’m going with A. – B. – Okay, and the answer is in the video. – Oh yes, thick and frickin’ ominous! – No, why, no, how? – Those are your hands? – Yes, those are my hands. – They look like gloves. – (laughs) Yeah, and this is a cyst, this is a typical cyst, that is just– – That’s typical? – Macerated keratin, that is wet skin cells. – Alright, let’s do another one. – Okay the next one (giggles). Alright, question number two. This next one is a pylar cyst. Now pylar cysts occur in the scalp that’s just the scalp of a young guy. – Oh my word, oh my gosh. – This is, they are really common, they’re benign. – Looks like the scalp of a possum. You sure that’s a human? – What’s this pop like, is it A, curvy and squiggly, like an albino garden snake? – Guh! – Or B, short and squat, like a lifestyle vlogger’s decorative birch tree trunk? – Oh! – Short and squat. – Really, you think this is short and squat? – That’s what I said. – Well, I mean you were right last time but I’m still going with A, curvy and squiggly. I’m hoping for the best. – If you’re right, I’ll pop a zit on your face. – Okay. – ‘Cause they’re kind of bothering me, they need to be popped. – They’re all on this side just calling out our name, I will say that. – Yeah. – Okay, ready? The answer is: – Oh, oh. (screaming) – Pylar cysts are cool because they come out usually intact. – That was part of that dude’s brain. – No, it’s on top of their brain, it’s on top of their skull. – No, that’s part of the brain, you squeezed somebody’s brain out! – No, but it’s quite satisfying isn’t it? – Well no! – Is that satisfying to who? – It’s good that it’s gone. – Can you imagine watching this right before you go to sleep, that’s what my wife does. – Your wife is crazy. – This is her lulla-freaking-byes! I don’t know why we’re compatible. – Because she’s amazing, she’s amazing. – Might as well have been a possum. – You wanna pop this one, or that one? Do you wanna pop mine, they’re not real. – Yeah, but I don’t wanna eat it, that’s for sure. Yeah I’ll pop one, you want me to pop one? – Pop his, because that’s bothering me. – This one right here, yeah I’ll pop it. – That one. – Oh, okay. Ready? Oh yeah, there you go, that– – Ugh! – That is really realistic though, I will tell you. And I am not, I never smell cysts by the way that’s the first time in my life that I’ve smelled a cyst. – You know that it’s actually food. We put food in them. – I wanna say it’s spaghetti but I’m afraid. – Let’s do another one, I dunno you tell us what it is, but, oh did you taste it? – Yeah, it doesn’t taste like anything. Is it sriracha? I don’t know what that is. – Is that another hot sauce one? – [Offscreen] I think it’s just tomato. – Oh, tomato. – She tasted it, she’s a good sport. – I’ll do it because I know it’s food. – Okay, ready? The next question. – Make more nightmares. – Question number three, alrighty here we’re gonna look at a steatocystoma, okay? – [Link] Is that a wrist? – [Dr. Lee] Yeah, that is a forearm, it looks like. – A Seattle cystoma? This happens to people in the northwest? – A steatocystoma, we call them Seattle Tacomas too. How does this cyst pop? A, smooth and twisty like thick Olive Garden creamy linguine? – Oh gosh. – Never going there again. – Or B, sudden and hard like a shiny silver river pebble that magically pops out of the river and indicated the beginning of your young adult sci-fi novel adventure? (laughing) – I wanna see that, I’m hoping that it’s sudden and hard. – Yeah, I think it’s sudden and hard just like a bloop, and it just comes right out like it’s a rock underneath the skin, I see it. – Let’s find out. – Oh gosh. – Oh, smooth and twisty. – Olive Garden all the way. – This is very typical for a seatosystoma they come out like this, like linguine we call them or butter, they come out like butter too. – It’s not butter. – It looks like Vaseline. – They’re actually a fan favorite. For some reason people really love them because I think they’re very unexpected what you find under the skin. – Do people who really like your videos start doing things to induce their own zits so they can then pop them? – I hope not. No, I don’t think so but I do think they chase their husbands or wives around the house and wanna, you know, take care of it. – They find the zits in their lives. – They do, question number four, here’s the picture. Well this one’s already leaking this is in the inguinal area. – [Rhett] Is that a butt? – The inguinal, which is like this part right here the V in the front below your abdomen and this one’s already leaking. I already nicked it with a needle, I think. – Oh gosh, why? – It has a distinctive conclusion, what do you, how do you think this pop erupts? A, thick and goopy like an explosion of garlic mashed potatoes. – Why are you ruining so many foods for me? – Because it’s organic, it’s always like food. B, watery and explosive like the fountains at Bellagio? – [Rhett] I’ve spent a lot of time just staring at the fountains at the Bellagio. – They’re mesmerizing– – Never again. – Maybe this will mesmerize you then. – It’s gotta be thick and goopy, right? – No I think this is gonna be watery and explosive because it’s in that, it’s near the stomach. There’s a lot of goop in there, you know. – Zits don’t go all the way to the core. – This is in the skin, this is in the skin. And it’s just wet skin– – No listen– – Trapped under there. – I know you’re a doctor but I just feel like it finds a way, it just finds a way to get in there. – Thick and goopy. – B, watery and explosive. – Okay, lets see it. – Oh oh oh oh oh! – No no no no no no no, no no! I don’t even know what’s right! – I’m right, mashed frickin’ potatoes man. – Yes, you’re not doing very well Rhett. – Alright, I took the lead. – I don’t have the gift, and I don’t care. – (laughs) Okay, the last one. Question number five, okay, for the grand finale we have what we call the baby face cysts. This is on the left hip of a gentleman. – Oh my goodness. – A little baby face in there. – Are you sure that’s just not a twin? – I, (laughs), well we find out. This is an epidurmoid cyst that was on a man for over 50 years. So, when this came out, when we birthed it this 50-year-old baby-faced cyst baby did it look like A, gray goop? Like gray oil sludge that mysteriously clogged up your brand new lawnmower, or B, a hairball, like it was actually a gigantic ball of hair. – Oh gosh, oh gosh. This guy had hair for 50 years? I mean, I wanna see hair come out. – I bet it’s hair, gosh. – Please be hair. – It’s gotta be gray goop. – I don’t even think I’ll be grossed out by hair. – Now because I’m winning and I wanna win a game because I rarely do that, I’m gonna agree and say a hairball. – Okay, you think it’s a hairball? – Yes. – Okay. – Okay, let’s find out. – Oh, oh! – We’re both wrong. (retching) – Man you flinched, you flinched on that one. – No I had to catch it, like it was going to spray on me, I had to block it and grab the gauze. – 50 years! – We didn’t have enough gauze under us. – Oh gosh. – That looks like something that’s been just packed up in there for 50 years. – Yeah, it’s like clay. Actually, a lot of people say on this one try the gray stuff, it’s delicious. That’s what the quote is I guess, in the text. – Oh! (Link laughs) – What do you do with that stuff, do you keep it? – No, no. – Alright, so it looks like I win this as well. Do the honors on the one that, hmm. – Uh, this is a good one, this is actually should be really like this perfect little pustule, oh yes it is, it was a bubble. It was green too. – Oh gosh, it came out on your hand! – Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. Now you say, you know what time it is. – You know what time it is. – This is Angie and I am Hassan. – And we’re spending our honeymoon in Bali. – [Both] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Woohoo! – Congratulations and click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning. – And click the top link to watch, uh, comparing pore strips on Mythical crew members’ faces. – Yes, and to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land. – Get your lips cuddle-ready with Rhett’s Wonderously Wild Wood and Berries lip balm and my Peculiarly Perfect Peanut Butter Peppermint lip balm, available at mythical.store.
