( music plays ) Because of Americans’ insatiable appetite for ranch, Hidden Valley Ranch has released a ranch keg. Containing ranch, and we wanted to get our hands on one of these. Turns out, it was for a limited time and they sold out, but we have found one on eBay, acquired it. And let’s open it. – It’s a small box. – You think it’s inflatable? Is it like one of those mattresses where you open this thing up and, the next thing you know, it’s… – Poof, poof, poof, poof. – I sure hope so. Weill you let me do the honors with the sharp thing? I would love for you to use the sharp thing. You can encourage me. Cut that, cut that, and then cut that. Let me say that it’s great being a hype man for an unboxing video. You know what? You can open it. Ooh, there’s bubble wrap. Uh… There you have it. Unless ranch has gotten a lot lighter, there’s no ranch in here. Any ranch in there? Oh, are you okay? Sorry. It says, “You are now the proud owner of a Hidden Valley Ranch Mini Keg.” Emphasis on the “mini.” This is, basically, a metal barrel with a sticker on it that says “ranch.” It seems like the two things that we need in order to have a ranch keg are ranch and an actual keg, and we don’t have either one of those. Or do we? – We do. – Now this is a keg. And I’m assuming there’s ranch in there? There certainly is, Mr. Rhett. – Rhett: Oh, gosh! – Link: Oh, my goodness. Confirm it’s ranch. That’s ranch. In a large quantity. You wanna do a keg stand? We’ve never done that. But, if there was ever a time to learn how to do a keg stand, I think this is it. The good news is I was one of those kind of college students. Oh, gosh, it’s heavy! Who’s going first? I mean, what’s the point? To see how much ranch you can drink while upside down. Take my glasses off maybe? Yeah, that’s a good idea. I’ma tuck my shirt in. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do, yeah, okay. One hand on each handle. And then once you’re up, we’re gonna count off to see how long you last, that’s kinda the point. You ready? – ( women whooping ) – Three, two, one. – ( Link grunts ) – Get it in. – Whoa, whoa, that’s high! – All right, you ready? – Rhett: You in? – Uh… yeah. Go! All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine! ( slow-motion groaning ) ( all groaning ) What was that? Was that nine? Hold on, is that just a mouthful of ranch or were you actually taking it down? I probably got… seven big gulps, and then that was like two. So what was my number? – Rhett: Nine, technically. – Well, minus two. – Seven? – I’ll go with seven, yes. – How you feel? – ( sighs ) – Good? – Go team. That was fun, do you wanna do it now, Rhett? No, but I will. – You ready? – ( Rhett groans ) All right, you gotta get more than seven to beat me. – Okay, whatever. – You ready? – Yeah. – All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. ( slow- motion clamoring, laughter ) ( all groaning ) Party on! There’s only so much ranch a man can take. But you did beat me. You know what? All is fair in love and ranch. – Let’s go get some salad. – Don’t touch me. With your ranch hands. Link: Stick around because we’re about to play a game with some of the craziest, most expensive pets in the world. Rhett: Put your hot stuff in this hot mug, available in orange and black. Get it now at mythical.store.