
( music playing ) Hey, guys, Rhett and Link here. In honor of the big game, we’re out here kicking some insane field goals. Hope you get a… out of it. Whoo! Yeah, boy! That’s what I’m talkin’ about! Yeah! ( giddy laughter ) Only two things are concrete in this world. That football is awesome and concrete. We call this one the “Cinder-Ella Story.” Ow! That’s how the Egyptians built the pyramids, y’all! In order to perform, you gotta have a complete breakfast. I’m talking about eggs, orange juice, and, of course, Pop-Tarts. – You ready? – Yeah! Let’s go! Whoo! ( cackling ) ( cackling ) Whoo-hoo! ( garbling ) Whoo! ( gagging ) Rhett? Rhetty, you okay? Does anybody know the Heimlich? Stay with me, buddy. I call this one the Heisman Heimlich. Whoo! ( cackles ) Dang it, Link. I coulda gotten that down. This morning I found this magic amulet and put it around my neck. When the magic amulet touch upon my heart, it opened a portal to another world. Through that portal came this leprechaun that granted me three wishes. My first wish is to play fantasy football. ( cackling ) Whoo! I still got two wishes! Rhett: Up next we’ll be putting animal balls in our mouths. Chill out, dude. Get our GMM beverage cooler and your drinks will stay chill, just like you. Available at mythical.store.
