( music playing ) We’ve removed the noodles from our pants and the peanut butter from your armpits, right? Most of it, but I can still smell it. But we’re still hanging out with Swoozie. and uh, we’re gonna play a game. – This should be fun. – I love games. Now, you’ve heard about the starter pack meme. They make a lot of them for me. – Rhett: Yes. – Link: They do? Link: Here’s another example, The “Emo Middle Schooler” Starter Pack, if you’re new to this. So this is Osiris tennis shoes, that type of lower lip piercing, that type of hair, and that type of store. Yes, the old smosh haircut. Uh, so what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna play a game where we’re gonna be presented with photos with the headline of the meme removed. – Okay. – So, we have to work together as a team to figure out, um, what starter pack is actually being depicted. And if we get three right – you win something. – A million dollars? – We’ve won so many prizes. – Not a million dollars We just sat ’em all in our closets, but we’re all playing for you. Did we discuss what the budget actually was for this episode? ‘Cause we could do cash prizes. It’s– it’s a little late for that. – Next time. – Okay, next time. Next time you’ll get cash. All right, show us the first one. Let’s get into it. Hmm. Link: So, starter packs can also be amalgamation like this? – Swoozie: This is a good game. – Link: Okay. 80’s road maps. Jesus swag. – Huh. Medicated Chapstick. – I don’t even know where to look. – there’s so many things. – Yeah. – This is a grandpa. – Or a grandma. – Grandma. – Rain bonnet, funeral cards. This is– yeah. friends are dying. Medicated Chapstick, uh… This is the… Jesus swag. I think this is the organist. The old lady organist at your church. Well, it says Tampa there. Is that a clue? Or nah? Map of Tampa? – I mean, is grandma– – This is a retired. – Retired in– – Ooh! Retirement home? – Retired woman in Florida. – Retirement home starter kit. Retirement home starter kit. That’s our answer. Stevie: Uh, you’re so close. I want to give you a half a point, but the answer is a grandma’s glove box. – Link: Grandma’s glove box. – Rhett: A glove box! – Link: And she’s retired. – Swoozie: Okay, okay. – We left out glove box. – Okay. I don’t think we could have gotten glove box. – Next one. – Swoozie: Hmm. Rhett: A gaming chair. Link: 16 and a half million subscribers? – Oh, I think I know this one. – Oh. Um… you got funny colored hair. You’ve got, um, brightly colored thumbnails. This is just YouTube gamer starter packs. – ( laughs ) Yes. – YouTube gamer starter pack. No, I’m laughing at the starts every video with the loud, “What’s up, guys! Tadadadada.” – ( laughter ) – Literally, yeah. Yeah, YouTube gamer starter pack. That is our final answer. Stevie: I’m gonna give it to you, but the answer is… – ( Rhett groaning ) – Swoozie: Hold on though, pause. – ( laughter ) – Pause, ’cause– you can’t just categorize every YouTuber in there. That’s a YouTuber gamer. – Yep. – Stevie: Okay, 1.5 points. – Okay, fair. Fair? – Yeah. – Yeah. We have an extra half a point. We’re righter than the rightness. – Let’s go. – Give it. Rhett: Ooh, Bud Light, bald cap, polo, This looks like a– Gerard Butler starter pack. ( laughter ) Iced coffee. – Who’s into big drinks. – Or coach! It could be a football coach. This is a Nascar fan, maybe? This is a dad on the sidelines– on the sidelines of his child’s little league game. Coach, little league dad, or Nascar starter pack. One of those three. But we do agree it’s a dad. – Yes. – It’s some form of a dad. Well, Bud Light and the coffee, bro? – Yeah– – I think that’s the clue. You gotta wake up and have both of ’em for breakfast. – Hmm. – Sounded more like a coach. – Uh, this is tough, man. – Judges? – Can we phone a friend? – Can we get a hint? – Can you help us? – All my friends are here. Stevie: Uh, you guys haven’t said it yet. It’s a– it’s a specific occupation. – Occupation? – Stevie: But– they’re not in the occu– they’re uh– not practicing their occupation. and therefore, they’re doing these things. This is really hard. She said we haven’t said it. – Retired somebody? – This is an account– This is an accountant on the weekend. I was gonna say like a Tiger Woods kind of situation. Stevie: Oh, gosh, I just can’t give it to you. It’s an off duty cop. – Link: Yeah! – Rhett: Oh, come on! – Swoozie: Yeah, that one… – Link: I see it now but that’s tough. We’re not giving up though, give us another one. If there was a gun, I would have gotten that one. Yeah. – Swoozie: Mmm. – Link: Ooh, fast food. Swoozie: Me! Swoozie starter pack! – ( laughs ) – Arby’s? Diabetic’s starter pack. Like, legit, that’s what I had my whole diet yesterday. – You think I’m kidding. – Really? I think this is type 2 diabetes starter pack. – ( laughs ) – Yeah. Stevie: You’re actually really close. Like, keep– like, keep– you’re close. – Hmm. – Heart attack starter pack? – Health un-nut. – That rhymed. Junk food starter– no. ‘Cause this is like all my friends on the weekend. If you had Netflix there, boom, done. All his friends on the weekend. But it’s a medical condition ’cause you said I was close with diabetes. Stevie: Uh, something happens to you when you consume all of these items, starter pack. Sugar rush, uh, crash. – The “itis” – Crash at three in the afternoon. – Weight gain starter pack? – Ooh. Stevie: ( sighs ) It’s the “why do I have diarrhea all the time?” starter pack? – Swoozie: Mmm. – Link: I actually like this starter pack. – This is so tough. – But that’s a rookie move. When you’re actually pro and you do this meal every day, – you don’t get diarrhea. – Right, right. your body adjusts to it. – Yeah, it’s solid as a rock. – Your body adjusts. All right, one more try to try to get this home for you? – Link: Cheeto hands, snot nose, – Rhett: Oh, gosh. Yuck. Link: Minecraft. Is this a mom starter pack? Wiping snot is a mom thing, but isn’t that hand is from the kid. Gosh, that’s a gross picture. That’s what’s throwing me off. This is like, super spoiled toddler. Troublesome toddler, annoying toddler starter pack. I think it’s a funny one. One that we wouldn’t be able to guess, but when we hear the title. – That has been the pattern. – Stevie: That is correct. That has been the pattern, has it not. But a… it is a kid, right? It is like a toddler. Stevie: So what, like, what would this kid’s– this is really hard, I’m sorry. What would this kid be asking people? Or saying to people? It’s very specific. – Whiny, snot nosed, Cheeto handed kid…. – We need a win here. – This is the last one. – with poor fashion taste. I mean, this is a lot like my kid– my son. Stevie: Yes– yeah, he’s very much like Shep. I would say this– this statement would come from him. The top two are throwing me that’s the one’s that’s like… Like, I need some Ritalin starter pack? ( laughter ) – Please prescribe me… – I’m actually wearing– – ADHD starter pack? – You’re wearing those shoes? No, not those shoes, but I have those shoes. I have that shirt, and I’m wearing the “Star Wars” underwear right now. You want all these starter packs to be you. I think they are, bro. – Okay, what is it? – Yeah. Stevie: Okay, I’m gonna give it to you anyway ’cause I really want Swoozie to win. but it’s…. – ( Rhett groans ) – ( laughter ) – Swoozie: That one’s a reach. – Rhett: I get that question a lot. That’s good. It’s very difficult though. But, yeah, we’ll take the point though. Let’s show him what he would have won though. – What– – He did win. – We got the point, she gave us the point. – Yes! Congratulations we got the pity point.- Thanks, I couldn’t have done it without you, guys. And you win the starter pack – you’ve been asking for this whole time. – Swoozie: Hey! You guys are good. Link: You got the Trinidad flag. Swoozie: You guys did your homework. Yeah, we did– uh, Streamy award from 2016, for best animated channel, show or series. – Um… – I’m laughing at Swoozie Kurtz, – that’s what I was– ( laughs ) – Yeah. – Swoozie Kurtz. – You know her. Uh, Tony Award winner. Two time. Uh, Chicago Bulls hat, uh, you love those a lot. Your high school logo and mascot. Let’s talk about the games. You guys picked my favorite games. Stevie is this you also? She is creeping on your, man. ( laughter ) All right, that was fun. You can take this starter pack wherever you go. – All right. – We’ll print it out for you. – Please. – Be sure to check out Swoozie’s YouTube channel, guys. And thank you, for commenting, liking, and subscribing. You say, “You know what time it is.” You know what time it is. Should I do it bigger? You know what time it is! – Yeah! – Twice, yeah. – Hi, I’m Edgar. – I’m Estra. And this is my garden hose trumpet. – We’re from Norway. – Both: And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. ( trumpet sounds ) The what? – ( laughter ) – I think he said beer bong. – ( laughs ) – Click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning. And click the top link to watch us play tiny pool with huge Hulk hands. And to find out where the wheel of mythicality is going to land. Rhett: Get everything you need for a mythical starter pack like this mythical hat, shirt, and mug, available at mythical.store.