( music playing ) You don’t look stupid enough when you sit down and get back up. We’re here to help you change that. It’s time for… I’ve always dreamed of having firmer glutes, and today that dream becomes a reality. Behold the Squat Magic. Check out this clip from Home Shopping Network. When I first tried Squat Magic, I immediately felt the burn in my legs and my glutes, and I also noticed that there was no pressure on my knees or my back, which is amazing because I get to do more squats and get an incredible workout every single time. – Oh, my. – ( laughter ) And then nine months later, you give birth to a tiny Squat Magic. This is definitely a machine you wanna wash down before the next person uses it. Well, that’s why we each have our own. Let’s try it out. $120 for this thing, guys. – Oh, what a deal. – All right. You gotta really get it lodged in to the right– to the right spot. She was doing a normal squat. Oh, yeah. We both instinctively did prayer hands. This is just– yeah. Praying that we make it through this. Praying that you can get back up. Then she did a little bit of… I know. – Oh, man. – What in the world? – That’s tough. – That’s a whole ‘nother level. I’m glad I’ve already decided not to make any more babies. Yeah, we shouldn’t have paid for those vasectomies. – We could’ve just– – $120 and you get a Squat Magic. Now, it doesn’t– it spins a little, but I think that adjusts the height. – That has nothing to do with an exercise. – Right. I’m starting to feel a little burn. I’ve been feeling it. I’m really feeling it. I’ve been feeling it the whole time. Ooh, yeah. I get the squat part. But where’s the magic? I think the magic part is kicking in for me. Me, too. It’s pumping us full of magic. I got a trick for you. Pick a card, any card. – Any card? – Any card. Not any one particular card? Okay, got it. – Okay, memorize it. – Okay. – Don’t forget what it is. – Okay. Now, put it in the deck, anywhere. – Anywhere. – Anywhere. Anywhere. Be quicker. My legs are really starting to burn. – Ooh. – Is this your card? – Yes! – Hoo-hoo! Magic! I got one. Abracadabra, gluteus maximus, mythicalus. Whoa! The magic worked. And so do the squats. Feel this dog’s butt. Whoa, so firm. – Keep squattin’. – So firm. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That is worth every bit of the $120. ( grunting ) Get in there. Okay. I’ve got another one. – Yeah? – You see this ordinary quarter? Yep, I see it. – ( coin clatters on floor ) – Where did it go? – I don’t know. – Nobody knows. – It’s gone. – Oh, but look. What’s that behind your ear, Link? What? – Look at that! – Whoa. – It’s a bevy of doves. – Wow! And feel their butts. Yeah. Oh– They’re really firm, almost as if they’re plastic. No, no, no, no, no! They’re live doves. Watch this. I’ll set them free. Enjoy your awesome glutes. ( both panting ) Thank you, Squat Magic, for truly pumping our butts with magic. To watch more “Good Mythical Morning,” click through. Ooh, I’m burnin’! Get a tour T-shirt. It’s like a Hawaiian shirt, but instead of flowers, it’s got our Mythical tour info on it. Also it doesn’t button up, so nothing like a Hawaiian shirt, but you can wear it in Hawaii. Available at mythical.store.