I have a ball of fire! ( music playing ) We built a bowling alley in our parking lot. Yeah, we finally got an excuse to start that two-man bowling league we’ve always talked about– The Bowl Movements. Now, regular bowling is just regular, so we wanted to make bowling lit. We’re gonna do some fire bowling. With the help of Simon. One of the three of these guys is equipped and qualified to work with fire. Can you guess which one? Not the two guys in sequined shoes, I’ll tell you that much. I’m told that you have pre-rigged something here. – Wanna see it? – Yeah. All right, let’s light it up then. ( giggling ) Link: I can’t help but notice that A, there are bumpers, and B, they’re on fire. You think we need bumpers? All right, let’s grab our balls. Now let’s grab our bowling balls. Link: Good one. All right. This is a cup of rubber cement. Do not let it near the fire. Rubber cement is super flammable? – Yeah. – Simon, did they tell you that on this show they don’t let me touch knives? – Yeah, yeah. You just gave this man– – A cup of napalm? ( chuckles ) Yeah. I’m pretty sure you only need – four inches right there. – Ooh, is that a lot? That’s good. That’s perfect. We’re just gonna put some… You’re gonna glue a bowling ball. Right. Now, what I want you to do, Link, I want you to light your fire line on fire. Rhett: Firebowlin’, man! Whoa, yeah! There we go. – Fire bowling. – Rhett: Ready? Roll ‘er. Link: Oh, there it goes. It didn’t catch. Simon: Oh, it did, but it didn’t feel like we put enough rubber cement – on that ball. – Oh, yeah, he’s going thick. Lay it on thick. Really wanna get this thing… – Yeah, we really… – Hot. We really do. Lighting. Beat six, Neal. I’m remembering my P.E. 486 training. That’s right. I took a bowling class in college. Simon: You better bowl before before the fire goes out. – Rhett: Oh! – Link: Whoo! Strike! That is a hot ball! I think it’s just because the ball is on fire. Okay, can we up the ante, though? Is there any that we can have the ball catch fire, come all the way down here, and then catch all of the pins on fire? Like, can we coat rubber cement on every one of these pins? We can. That’s it. You got another strike in you, Neal? Yes. Oh. What? ( slow motion ) Oh. What? It’s a strike, but they didn’t all catch on fire. I got five for that ’cause only five caught on fire. That’s the game at this point. You gotta catch them all on fire. Okay, that’s firebowling. I’ve gotta show that I belong in this league. That’s right. If you leave this league, that just leaves me. Yeah, that’s a one-man league. We don’t want that. You gotta at least light six. Hopefully ten. Do it! Rhett: Boom! Simon: Two, three, four, five, six, seven. – Link: How many? – Rhett: Come on. – Link: They’re burning. – That’s all of them. Simon: Oh, it’s official. I’m no longer ashamed of myself. Whoo! Can we take firebowling up one more notch? I wanna hold a fiery ball in my hand. – Okay. – Rhett: Yeah! Now this is your idea, so you go first. – You scared? – No. Simon: All right, here we go. There you go. You’re holding a fireball, man. Behold, fire. Link: Oh! Simon: Oh! – What? – Nothing lit down there. – My turn. – Okay, Link. Like my juice. I have a ball of fire. I am a little nervous. ( all cheering ) Rhett: Firebowling! – That is a fire. That’s official. – Holy moly! I think we almost caught the camera on fire. Rhett: That is a successful firebowl. – Hey, thank you so much… – Wait. …for making our dream come true. – You’re not done yet. – Huh? I got a surprise for you guys. Turn around. Link: Ain’t nothing over here, Simon. All right, guys. Turn around and see what’s up. Link: You made a cockatrice? I did all that myself. Rhett: What happens when you hit the bull’s-eye? I don’t know. Okay, Link, you’ve proven yourself to be the best bowler in our league. I hate to say it. You do the honors. I’m gonna let you redeemed yourself… – Oh, really. – …and bowl at that bull’s-eye. – Now, Rhett– – There’s a lot of pressure on me, man. Do not miss this bull’s-eye. Gotta have a good, full bowl movement. Rhett: Ah. Okay. Okay. Simon: Hit that bull’s-eye. Here we go. ( all shouting, cheering ) Simon: There we go. That’s a celebration. The Bowl Movement! Next up we’re playing “People Also Ask” with Jimmy Tatro. Link: Don’t zip off before you zip up. Get our GMM hoodies at mythical.store.

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