If we could just go back to the pig anus I would be so happy. I don’t like things anymore. ( music playing ) Earlier in this episode we crowned the tastiest Mythical Munch Madness snack champion! And after spending this entire week eating awesome snacks, it is now time for some dirty, nasty, stinky dessert. You recently took to the online polls, to decide the four grossest foods we’ve ever eaten on the show. And now we’re gonna eat and rank them. Thank you for that. You know what? We put a lot of nasty stuff in mouths on this show and we have handled all of it – with grace and dignity. – Yes. Here are the nominees that did not make it into the top four. ( music playing ) Dink it. ( groans ) Ew! ( groans ) It taste kinda– It’s bad. I can smell it from here. Yep. For the elks! – Oh, gosh. – Oh. Hmm. – Oh! Oh! – ( groans ) I saw it all come out, man. ( both sigh ) – That’s our job, man. – Memories, Rhett. We’ve been through it. – That’s what we do. – Together! Okay, and we have the four grossest foods under this gross cloche. We’re gonna reveal those in a second, but first we’re gonna show you how we’re gonna be ranking these on a scale of Dose of Gross, Grossed from coast to coast, Closest to Grossest, and The Grossness with the Mostness. The grossest food item we’ve ever had on “Good Mythical Morning.” All right, because you wanna know, and, boy, so do we. – Oh, yeah, I’m so excited. – I got– We gotta get these four right. So, okay, ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to reveal the top four grossest foods we’ve ever eaten on this show as voted by you. Ah! Ugh! Oh, my gosh. We have pig anus… – Yum! – …fish eyeballs. Mm-hmm. Balut, which is duck embryo, and pork blood. ( sighs ) And the way that the pig anus is prepared, It’s literally the– It’s the– It’s the butthole of the pig! Like literally. Can I tag out– Is that– Can I– Is that– Tess, it’s not prepared. How did you prepare this? Tess: I boiled it for safety. – Oh, thanks, Tess. – I did. Stevie: You should’ve seen that anus before we cut it. – Tess: Yeah. – Oh, God. Yeah, I was gonna give you something much worse. – ( groans ) – I did burn the hair off, though, of the anus. – Stop it! – Okay. Now, we have all types of utensils here. Oh, gosh! Last time we ate like the– There was the whole colon. – It wasn’t– – Well, we– Last time we ate like that part. It’s the freakin’– – Okay. – It’s the place where it meets the outside world. It is literally the moment. – ( sighs ) – Like the– And these are just sitting here. It’s like– I mean, usually we– this is the end of a horrific experience. – We’re at the beginning. – ( Rhett groans ) I’m just gonna get – that much of the anus? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – There you go. – Okay, so– That’s the perfect amount. Use this fork. Oh, is that the anus fork? Children you must use… Both: Your anus fork! Ah, tut-tut, children. You must get the right fork. Dink it. I’m just gonna pretend it’s a scallop. I’m not. So spongy. It’s just the thought. It’s not the taste. It’s also the taste. – It’s– – Oh, gosh! – The taste is so– – It’s porky. – Deep. – It’s– – And so penetrating. – Oh, gosh. I don’t think– I don’t think my abdomen can take this segment, guys. – Pain is– – Oh, gosh, I’m trying to swallow it! I have to say it. Oh! I swallowed a pig anus. I swallowed a pig anus, too. – ( groans ) – Yes! Okay, that means we have to put the rest of this on the ranking board. Just put it in the middle right– For right now. – Oh, gosh. – ‘Cause I mean, – we did get it down. – Oh, we got it down. – What’s next? – Which one do you wanna try next? How about fish eyeballs? I feel like I could do that. ( groans ) Okay. This is the fish eyeball fork? Kids? Gather around. Now look at– I mean, look at this thing the way that it’s lookin’ at ya. Look it. That one’s looking at ya. – Well it’s not looking anymore. – That one’s looking at ya, right there. – Lookin’ right at ya. – It doesn’t have the power of look anymore, Link. Oh! Just fell over. It’s not looking at ya anymore. Oh, gosh. Come on! I mean, you think you’re gonna be chewing this? I don’t like thinking about it. I just like approaching it, man. Just step right in to it. Just don’t even think about it, man. Just like when somebody asks you to do something wrong. Don’t consider the consequences. Kids, don’t consider the consequences. Just do it with your friend. Use your eyeball fork. When your friend says, “Let’s trespass”… – Dink it. – …just don’t think about it. Just do it, kids. And sink it. ( both groan ) I can’t do it. No! Oh, gosh! It’s the worst! Aah! Don’t ever trespass! Don’t ever trespass, kids! Think of the consequences, children! Oh, man, that’s horrible! I’d rather have pig anus any day. Definitely grosser than pig anus. There was no– I couldn’t even get close – to touching my teeth to it. – What in the world? Your teeth didn’t even touch it? I couldn’t. It was my tongue and my cheek. Can you put down the pointy thing? You’re gesturing so much with that. I’m crying. – Are you freaking crying? – No. There’s two more to go. – Look at that. – I’m saving my tears for the next two. Look at the tears. Dry your tears, son, because we’re about to eat some fertilized duck eggs. It was just– They’re horrible. This– First of all, this is grosser. Oh, I was– Yeah. I just got so confused. My gross scale got off course. This is the gross side. Because it was so moist and…( groaning ) Okay. Gosh. Which one’s the freaking duck fork? Tess: Oh, you wanna use the spoon. – The baby spoon. – “Oh, you wanna use the spoon.” I don’t want to use the spoon, Tess. You wanna use the spoon she says. Typically, with the yolk it’s nice. “With the yolk it’s nice.” So I feel like you gotta get some of the– Oh, gosh. The thing is like I look down on here I can see pieces of feather, I can see pieces of veins. There’s a beak somewhere in here. Golly! And there’s a juice coming out. – Look at– What– It– – Oh! It just doesn’t seem like you could– you can eat this. Dump it out. Dump yours out onto the plate. Dump the whole thing out and we’ll eat from that. ( groans ) ( screams ) Tess: Oh, God! Oh, God! I can’t look at it! What decisions did we make to get to this point? You know, though, this all started so innocently. You know, it was like, “Let’s eat stuff on the show and let’s not just talk, let’s eat. They’ll like that.” Oh, you really liked it! Here’s the thing, there are people who eat this and they enjoy it, Rhett. – It’s not– – Yeah, it’s a regular thing in some places. It’s just we’ve been– Our brains are telling us it’s gross, but there are other who are like, “Hey, this is cool!” And I respect that for them. – Yeah, it’s just, you know– – I can’t look at it even! It’s just we– It’s just a disposition that we have. You know, it’s a cultural hang-up that we have. We should just cut into– Oh, gosh. I’m so upset with– my nose is running. – Oh, gosh, Rhett. – Is this okay to eat? – Tess: Yes. – This is not– The people can’t look at that anymore. – I’m sparing ’em. – Okay. I’m just gonna get some of yellow part, the yolk. – That’s the best I can do. – Okay. All right, well, I’m not gonna let you do that without me. Tess: It is an embryo of a duck, so– – Link: I know what it is! – Tess: Okay. – I’ve looked at it. – Okay. I feel we’re taking the easy way out, but that was difficult just to be around. Yeah, that’s– Okay. I’m shaking. Dink it. Okay. The part I ate was just eggy stuff and I got it down. ( groans ) Yeah, me, too. But there’s no way I’m eating any more of that. And that yolk is real bad. I mean, if you take every– All things into account– I’m just gonna put it up here. It’s gotta be first. You put both of them up there. Yeah. This is worse than fish eyeballs. ’cause we couldn’t even talk ourselves into it. Oh, gosh! All right, Link– I think the real question here with this last one, is this pork blood– ( sighs ) The turds of Satan. It really– That’s exactly what it looks like. Two times a day this is what comes out of Satan’s butt. I’ve tried this many, many times. The same thing happens every time. I get it in my mouth and my body says no. I’ll try to be better this time. Oh, man. I never thought I’d be wishing for the days – of just pig anus. – Oh, gosh! If we could just go back to the pig anus I would be so happy. I don’t like things anymore. I don’t think I have the ability to like things. This is– This is turning me. I’m going to hate everything from now on. It’s been nice knowing you. We’ll be bonded as brothers! With the pork’s blood. Dink it and sink it. ( yelps ) So gelatinous. It tastes like the inside of our mouth has been cut open and it’s bleeding. It’s so horrible! And spongy. I can’t do it. I can’t do it. Oh, gosh. I gotta get the taste out my mouth. I think I can do it. I can’t do it. It’s the worst for me. It’s the worst. – How you doing this? – Yell something positive at me. Something positive, Neal! You can do it! Swallow! Swallow! Swallow! Ah! – You did it! – Yeah! ( groaning ) How did you do that, man? It’s not that bad compared to those two. – Oh, really? – So this is my ranking. Yeah. Pig anus is certain palatable at this point. Pork’s blood, not that bad. I think these gotta tie. – But– – I got it down, man. I mean, we work together, it’s your nemesis, but I swallowed it with very little issue. This right here was a nightmare and this was nightmare dessert. – So– – Yeah, the grossest thing we’ve ever had is balut because we didn’t even– – Balut? – Balut. – Balut. – Baluk? It doesn’t matter what you call it, because what it is is a duck egg that’s been fertilized and then opened up. – I don’t– – Okay? 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