
( music playing ) “Snackaging” is when you look at the packaging of a snack in order to determine what it is and predict if you will like it. It’s particularly helpful when traveling to a foreign country. Today, we will be traveling in Mexico. These are not all necessarily from Mexico. They may be from other places in Latin America. However, all of these were purchased at our local Mexican market. “Rebanadas.” Reba’s got a freakin’ sandwich. – Look at that. – Have you ever just gotten a frickin’ sandwich as a snack? Look at that! It’s a sandwich. Watch out, gums. You’re about to bleed. – Is it frosting? – Stevie: Yes, you’re correct. – Buttercream frosting. – It’s a freaking frosting sandwich. “Marisco tipo abulon.” There’s shrimp in that bowl. What would you serve along shrimp and avocado bowl? I bet it’s a tongue. Would you put a tongue with shrimp? I’d put my tongue on shrimp. This is a slice of a conch. – There you go. – You smell conch yet? It smells a lot worse than it tastes. I mean, I don’t want another bite. – It’s abalone. – Abalone? Is that a– it’s not a testicle, is it? No, no, it’s in the shell, like a conch shell. – Oh, yeah? Like a conch? – Yeah. We almost got that right, or at least I did. “Paletón.” Isn’t that, like, what the “bike-sicklers” go around in? “The bike-sicklers”? Whoever gets the short one, doesn’t– That’s coffee-flavored, isn’t it? Do you want me to tell you what it is? Tell me what it is. “Paletón,” which is a goat milk lollipop. This is good, y’all! Dang, that’s good! “Kook-arazo!” – You know what would help? – “Cucharazo.” Knowing Spanish would help. You can see spice in there. I think it’s spoons of spicy caramel. I think that this is goat’s milk on a spoon. No. Not everything’s “ghost” milk. “Ghost milk.” You can’t talk today. Oh, we’re letting you use the scissors again. Here, you use ’em. ♪ Koot-a-razo, ko-koot-a-razo ♪ You know what? We shouldn’t even– ( stammers ) We shouldn’t even talk– I can’t talk today. It tastes like a fruit roll-up, and it’s spicy! You are correct about the spicy, but it’s an acidic chile tamarind candy. You should just lick on that spoon. Don’t bite it, just lick it. Big ol’ can! Is that “Chongos Zamoranos”? – Yes, it is. – Oh. – ( burps ) – ( muttering ) That conch coming back up. “Refrig-gerayse day-spyoose day abrer-say.” This is ice cream in a can, y’all. How did we not know about this crap? That’s not friggin’ ice cream. Good gracious. I think it’s melted fortune cookies. What could this– It wouldn’t let go of my tongue. It scared me. – It’s supposed to be like this? – It is. It’s chongos zamoranos, and it’s basically sweetened condensed milk that’s been separated. Looks like something an ant could build a colony in. – Betcha they could. – Porous. “Looks like something an ant could build a colony in, Porous.” “I told you not to call me Porous.” Oh, what we got here? Oh, this is gonna be something you squirt in your mouth. It says “enchilado” on it. Maybe it’s enchilada sauce. Ugh! Prunes! “Prunes! Aah! Prunes!” – Is it a prune? – No. It’s a salty tamarind sauce candy. The tang is off the chart! What do we have here? “Spice serpentina”! Are we talking a spicy snake? It literally is fruit that’s rolled up. Let’s see whose is longer. Well, I already know mine is. If this is snake, it’s not bad. It’s a tamarind-sprinkled fruit roll-up. – Yay! – We got it? – Yeah, you got it. – Yes! – Okay, finally a beverage. – It’s blood. Oh, gosh. It’s got a squirt top. – Nothing came out! – Okay, all right. This is freaking ketchup, dude. This isn’t a beverage at all. – It’s a fruit sauce. – It’s a condiment! – It’s super sour. – It’s sour. Tangy! So this is Bokados Chamoy. It’s made with guajillo peppers and fruits. You can put it in anything, really. ( both groan ) That’s not a candy. – Look at that. – Nasty. You think it’s an organ or you think it’s just fat? I think it’s– I think it’s fat strips, man. Good gracious, look at that. – You don’t need to go that big, man. – I’m not. I’m giving it to you. I’ve got confidence in you. It’s porky. It’s Coahuila pickled pork skin. – You’re right. – Oh. – ( spits ) – That made it worse? ( spits ) Yeah, it’s nasty, man. – We came. – We saw. – We unpacked. – We snacked. – Mmm. – And we’ll be back, Jack. You can count on “thack.” Stick around to see us unveil the original videos of some of the most iconic “jifs” out there. You’ve got our badge of approval to get our badges at mythical.store.
