if we can live to the age of 200 we know what we would do good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by Smule who is launching today link the singh app this is the ultimate karaoke app you sing karaoke by yourself with other people all around the globe let me demonstrate okay so we will play the signified version of that at the end of this episode why did you choose that song my favorite song okay it’s the world’s favorite song many of you have said that you’re loving the new season 2 good mythical morning intro from barbara to the rooster breathing the fire it’s actually a cockatrice yes that’s the technical correct name for that mythical actual mythical beasts a folklore we want to thank kendrick kid who is the artiste illustrator of that check out his website in the description below and the amazing animator eden soto who animated the whole thing he animated he aunt who mated the whole thing man it’s great click on his stuff in the description and check him out support good mythical morning artistes over at the huffington post we get it we get a lot of the things that were inspired by a lot of those a lot of the weird news over the huffington post weird news section mm-hm and there’s an article over there about a russian scientist and philosopher named Igor the chef yes never heard of him until this article I’ve heard of the name Igor though who is now saying that it is likely that there are people alive today who will never die people alive today who will never die and he’s not talking about something that we’ve talked about before if those of you who are familiar like the singularity and some other things if you follow that kind of futurism type stuff and that’s we get to a point where people can basically be saved on a hard drive you know their brain if we can end up like mapping their brain and saving their brain on a hard drive than they could technically be immortalized so we’re not talking about that he’s actually talking about advancements in medical stuff so he’s assuming that with the way medical stuff is advancing that medical stuff is the right oh no it’s actually medical technology medical technology advancing such that people who are already alive today maybe you maybe me maybe people a little younger than us will benefit from that technology to live forever now I don’t know if that’s true but let me pause you for one second and say it’s great that we’re talking about this today to balance the video we released on our main channel yesterday called famous last words so I put this in on my finger and then I grabbed the battery this is the deep end right hey can you hand me the hairdryer where we say things that people can say that a ridiculous right before they die in ridiculous ways so to balance that right here right now we’re talking about living forever on the earth these are technology he’s convinced that medical stuff or technology if you want to get Stickley about it is advancing so rapidly that sometime later in the century Homo sapiens will become homo immortalis now right now current lifespan you know some people live to be 100 120 maybe 120 some people yeah the world record I think is uh I think the world record is actually in the one 30s or 40s Christy’s great-grandmother lived 260 102 hispana present at her 100th birthday the glocal news would show up and then at 101 and I think 102 they did a story on her that well that’s actually yeah literally old news and it will become old news because that’s gonna be happening left and right with or without these advancements people you’re saying that her great-grandmother is not special no she’s she’s very special it’s very special to me personally I’ve never met her uh he actually talks about eventually even to the point of re-engineering our bodies to allow an autotrophic diet in which we feed on sunlight and air instead of on plants and animals I think that’s kind of crazy but the point is is that he believes I think the point is he’s crazy a lot of scientists believe that we are continuing to make these advancements you know with with replacement organs and and you know the medicine continues the medical stuff is continuing to advance it stuffs and so it is possible and it may not happen there may not be somebody alive today that’s gonna let it be 200 but just in case now you’re backpedaling just in case it is going to happen the two of us kind of set aside some time and we came up with our 200-year plan just in case this technology becomes available to us I don’t want to be caught off guard caught off guard by this and be like oh I don’t know what to do I’m retired now right I want to be ready gotta be proactive you know if you just retire and waste away then well you’ll waste away feel free to leave your thoughts in the comments what’s your live to 200 plan what would you do if you lived to 200 now I’ll share and then you share jot it down some of the things ok first of all I kind of segmented it into them like four different segments I wanted to keep it simple for oh I’m starting now until I’m age 65 which is I think normal retirement age okay I’m just gonna do this okay ah I’m just going to say I I’m prepared to invest in entertainment with you as my comedic partner really yeah creative endeavor meant until 65 so I’m still gonna give you that much even though I now know that I’m living much longer okay good if you’re willing to go there I’ll stick with it or at least I’ll try but then from 65 to 100 I’m just going to be a professional grandfather 65 to 100 yeah which long span and I’ll be professional grandfather which may sound like I’m just retiring it does but I’m not just gonna be a grandfather to my kids kids I’m gonna be a professional grandfather to all the kids of Earth I’m gonna just I’m gonna travel around like a Santa Claus Kirk I’m gonna be like Santa Claus I said I’m not gonna give gifts I’m gonna train them all in self-defense linka Claus training and self-defense professional grandfather it you know it will become a paid position around the world I think and I’m gonna blaze that trail oh I’m a professional grandpa oh I’ve heard of that link Neal he was the first professional grandfather when he turned 65 blah blah blah blah you know so I’ll pay you the children children don’t pay well parents who want their kids to learn self-defense but the kids already have grandfathers well this is for grandfather list children who want self-defense you really you’re not getting the vision for this I’m kind of disappointed all right I’ll share my business plan with other people okay you need not invest got in it from 101 at that point I’m gonna give up that profession and I’m going to take up swordsmanship and call myself the Highlander which what age at 101 okay so 101 imma call myself the Highlander and then until 125 I’m gonna travel to Renaissance Fairs and charge people money to fight me okay good luck with that and then at 126 to 150 I’m gonna introduce my Highlander persona into the world of monster truck racing which by this point monster truck racing will be hover truck racing and it’ll say Highlander on the side of my truck and the truck will be made out of swords okay okay can I listen and then from 150 to 200 I’ll probably be injured from 25 years of hover truck racing and I’m just going to commentate hover truck racing because I’ll be injured and then I’ll just I’ll die at 200 that’s it for me you think my dream last night or the dream of the other night when my wife was freaky you wait until I get to my life plan blonde woman or Harbor truck racing okay firstly I’m not sheared and first of all I got and my plan has more steps to it so I’m let me blaze through these okay first of all this was let me tell you that this was all completely independently done we have not talked about this and sold this moment okay first of all I will entertain with you until 75 oh what up dude we mean this is a good thing we got going I’m sorry okay obvious 65 we’re gonna live till two hundred I’ll give you two seventy let’s meet in the middle I got to be a professional well I’m disappointed in you I’m doing it for ten years alone after you mmm no I’ll give you five more years after 75 I’m gonna take a five-year break for treasure hunting and learning to fly okay yeah forget your grandkids who cares 81 to 90 I’m gonna go back to school you forgot about for continuing education what’s wrong with sword fighting I’m gonna go back to school and I’m gonna study archeology and piano okay and then for 91 to 130 I’m gonna travel the world making amazing discoveries and performing moving no concerts think about this the piano moves I’m know I’m gonna compel people to tears oh I bring people to tears but I’m gonna be like oh I’ve got to go to Greece you know to dig up this old civilization while I’m here see me at seven o’clock at the hit the amphitheater yeah the demand for that no I mean that’s pretty awesome you gotta admit that yeah I like it from 131 to 135 second retirement you got a plan for these things I’m gonna live alone in a hollowed-out tree it has been a dream of mine 136 to 137 that’s just a two-year span I’m going to occupy seal and that platform off the coast of England that is maybe a country maybe not this is just a glorified bucket list right 138 to 142 I’m gonna become an apprentice farmhand okay you’re gonna humble yourself I’m gonna train anymore work in soil 143 to 153 I’m going to start a self-sustaining farm with the knowledge that I have garnered and then in 141 54 I’m going to start a commune on that farm well from 155 to 175 the next 20 years I will oversee the commune this is a big responsibility people farming people giving up worldly possessions you’re gonna hate that overseeing a comm unit sold after like six months from 176 to 180 third retirement I’m gonna live on the I’m killing least you’re pacing yourself I’m gonna live on the French Mediterranean coast also a dream of mine okay I will enjoy the hollowed-out tree experience program I thought monster trucks were coming into this one eighty one to one ninety trained as a monster truck driver truck driver and stunt pilot you’re kidding baby what are the chances that we’re gonna realize you’re truckers yeah this is so freakin crazy what we don’t even we never talk about monster trucking but in our individual 200 life plans we’re going to we’re gonna reunite I can’t believe it like this listen we’re not making this up we independently thought of monster truck driving listen 191 to 199 dominate the world monster truck circuit as well as the stunt pilot circuit and then at age 200 die in either a monster truck crash which is difficult I said I would be injured in commentating or gonna die and Nate we’re gonna blast on each other I already Air Show exit so what we have just is that later in life we will meet again as monster-truck rivals we won’t be a team you and I’m gonna kill you it’s one guy and be famous in and I’ll I’ll be the commentator for 50 more years I can’t believe this what’s this mean what does this mean Wow think about that my mind is fried blown fry didn’t blown we gotta talk about this later the cover trucks you didn’t write you didn’t know that they were hover trucks though so I kind of I gave me some more well I almost made a note that monster trucks will probably have evolved by that point but I just took for granted that hovering is not as cool because you can’t crush anything you want you a monster truck hover race you just go over the cars no no no need to crush the dirt there also hovering and you still crusty I hope what are the chances I mean it’s got to be dangerous cuz you die it’s freaky as that thing that happened with my wife I can’t believe it Rhett arrest link my mind is so ball I almost don’t want to do the wheel I just want to sit here and just in stupor it just think about monster trucking nobody okay just just arrest me okay sir yeah you’ve been drinking no any liquids at all no nothing nothing maybe I need some gum milk maybe dairy products last night I had some chocolate milk I’m gonna have to take you in under suspicion of drunkenness on lactose