

Oh, man, what happened to your car? ( laughs ) Wonder who would’ve done that. ( music playing ) A couple of days ago, an alleged good friend of mine found himself with way too much free time on his hands and copious amounts of tape. I have no idea what he’s talking about. Well, that’s interesting. Maybe this will remind you. Now, the last thing the internet needs is another prank video, but what if we could do something wholly original and prank someone who is very particular about his stuff, always wanting it to be exactly how he wants it to be. Wouldn’t it be irresponsible not to prank that person? I think it would be. That’s why we’re going to take these scratch-off lotto tickets and cover Link’s car. Let’s evenly divide these. Don’t let any hit the ground. – I won’t. – Uh-oh. Remember the “don’t let anything hit the ground” thing? – I got it. – We got this double-sided tape, – so just use that. – ( laughter ) Let’s just all take a side of the car. If my calculations are correct, this will completely cover the car if we don’t do any overlapping. I’ve got two so far. Okay, I’m gonna start with the license plate so you can quit blurring it. I did one on the wrong side already. – Scratch-off side out, Alex. – That’s on me. That’s pretty much the only rule. This is gonna take a while, guys. – Yeah. – But here’s the thing. This is really gonna upset Link, and that’s great. – Are we doing the top, too? – Yeah. – No… I want there to be absolutely no surface area of this vehicle that is not a potential winner. Did we test to make sure the paint will be okay? We didn’t. Okay. My favorite part of a prank is when you ruin the trust you’ve built with a long-term friend. Let me take a look at yours, Alex. – That’s horrible. – What am I supposed to do? You have so much space here. It’s called avant-garde art, and that’s my thing, okay? Guys, I think we’re gonna need some help. Four people is not enough. ( upbeat jazz playing ) Rhett: He might wanna keep it like this. Might get in, like, the “Guinness Book,” man. Alex: What do you think Link’s gonna do when he sees this? Chase: He’s gonna say, “What the crap?” I think he’ll be like, “Oh, man!” I think he’s gonna be like, “You guys!” I think he’s gonna be like, “What?” I don’t mean to be rude, but there’s no way he does that, Chase. ( laughter ) Okay, guys, I think we’re done. So Link is a creature of extreme habit, leaving work every day at 6:00 p.m. on the dot, which is any minute now. Oh, man, what happened to your car? ( laughs ) Looks like somebody put lotto tickets all over it. Wonder who would’ve done that. Rhett: A lotta lotto tickets. Here’s a quarter. You can start scratching off. This is where you’ve been? I mean, I got a little help. You’re not gonna need any help scratching off, right? You’re probably not gonna be home for dinner on time. You might wanna text your wife. Yeah. We could win up to $888 dollars One eight is eight dollars, two eights is 18, three eights is 88, and four eights is 888. You know how many eights this one has? None. Hey, but you gotta start somewhere. – Twelve. – Twelve. You win another ticket. Seriously? Just keep hold of that one because we need to get another ticket with that one. That could be the big one. I’ll be back in a second. Okay, I brought some reinforcements. Found another losing ticket. All right, put it in that box. Welcome, everybody. – Alex: Hey, Link. – Woman: Hi. It’s my car. You know who was actually pranked. – Alex: Who’s that? – Both of us, because pranks are not relevant anymore on YouTube. Alex: I thought it was really funny, though. I don’t know. Even prank people on YouTube no longer make prank videos. We swoop right in and we take over the whole genre. We won $2. Oh, we got a two-dollar winner? Right here. Hey, guys, look at that! It’s already happening. Ellie: I’m not winning anything. Rhett: I’ve won tickets but not– Oh, I won another ticket. – ( metal buckles ) – Oop, that didn’t sound good. – Four dollars. – Four dollars, Jen? Ho-ho-ho, I just won $2! Hey, see how fun it is? This feels good! Can we get more people out here? – Man: Whoo! – Link: Provide your own coinage. ( fast-paced piano playing ) Okay, guys, last ticket. Drum roll on the car, please. I won another ticket. ( laughter, cheers ) We’re gonna add these up and see just how much money we’ve won. So, counting all of the winning tickets took a little longer than we thought, but here’s where we netted out, Rhett. After you bought 4,000 $1 tickets, I won a whopping $1,504. Turns out the lottery is not a great investment. Who knew? Okay, well, you’re not gonna just take all that money – and run, though, are you? – No, I’m not. No, we’re actually going to give that to Children International who’s helping children that are living in poverty through health, education, empowerment, and employment. We encourage you to be your Mythical best and also donate at children.org. Thanks for letting me do that to you. I really was given no choice. All right, stick around because we’re about to see if we can tell the difference between a CEO and someone on death row. Rhett: You got Ear Biscuits for your ear hole. Now get an Ear Biscuits mason jar for your mouth hole at mythical.store, and don’t be a you-know-what hole.
