I don’t know how to make myself burp but I’m willing to learn I’m Caroline and I’m Alison and we’re from Macon Georgia good mythical morning [Music] good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by Blue Microphones including the mouse that they make which gives us the smooth silky sound that you’ve come to know good mythical morning for welcome back thanks for sharing your day with us on this show where we just talk about things we just talked about things that’s just what we do lower your expectations is that what you’re getting in well no we just talked about things no flashy edits and cutaways maybe a few cutaways we sometimes Oh thanks for joining us today I was trying to figure out well what should we talk about and the first thing that came to my mind when I asked myself the question feel free by the way to nominate topics for discussion what a Facebook page or by tweeting at us we do see those yeah if you want to talk about something but on this occasion my response to myself asking myself the question was well we should talk about how to make yourself burp and I don’t know where that came from except that I’d I don’t know how to make myself burp and I’ve I’ve always been you know jealous of the people who could do that like I know you can do that you do it every day it’s like well I don’t know what to say right now so I’m just gonna make myself burp that is not true not because let me preface this entire episode with two things number one I hate burping okay I I can make myself burp but I hate it when my kids do it I hate it when my wife does it sometimes just like joking around or something real I can’t stand that and I find it gross I find it not offense I’m not offended by much I just I didn’t think women could burp I thought there was like some that’s what made them different from men no there’s something else that makes them different it’s not ability to burp oh okay noted but I don’t like it and I also acknowledge that if you don’t like burping and you’re eating your cornflakes or whatever you eat or whatever you do during good mythical morning you may have already tuned out or you may have not even clicked on this video that’s really weird cuz now I’m talking to somebody who doesn’t even exist a person who didn’t click on this video exists there is not listening the part you cannot be a person who didn’t click on this video and it is now hearing the video though unless somebody else clicked on it and came and walked over their shoulder can you just burp the ABCs and then shut up so I will say that I’m not into this but link wants to know how to bow I know how to do it then we can get into it I want to become I want to become a well-rounded individual now what you’re telling me is that you’ve got this power oh it’s a bet it you don’t want to wield because you think that it’s gross I respect that but I’m very envious of that maybe it’s just the grass is greener scenario once I learned how to burp by the end of this episode I’m hoping this will happen okay good luck I I will realize that oh it’s you know the grass is not greener it just smells like there’s a little bit of vomit in my mouth well yes link I will teach you the way of the belch today that is my goal but I will let you know that I’m not a master belt Belcher okay I am I can do it but I don’t have a lot of volume I don’t have a lot of depth that could be a great t-shirt though I am a master Belcher just push this button like there’s a button on the t-shirt I am going to belch I am going to burp that’s the belch button probably multiple times in fact we contemplated starting the episode off by me saying good mythical morning see I just love that boy that is humor I mean we didn’t because it’s trying to party not as awesome I am personally offended by it you just defended yourself offended myself and half of our own but before I show you the way of the belch okay I’m going to talk to you about the belch the burp v because if there’s anything better than burping it’s talking about yeah it’s also known as ruckus did you know you know how the fart is known as a flatus yeah the burp is known as a ruckus ruckus or irritation eruption like there’s a K rotation oh my goodness ruckus like oh that ruckus I don’t know when this is gonna be a ruckus or a flatus you know it’s one of those situations yeah well I think it’s also a van Halen song I know who knew that was about belching it’s the release of gas from the digestive tract mainly the esophagus and stomach through the mouth comes through the mouth okay I actually have burped in my nose which is on a very important yeah now you’re skipping the middleman of having having to smell it second the 13 year well the 8 to 13 year old boys out there are just we’re gonna really eat up this episode in microgravity environments such as space first did you know belching is normally associated with regurgitation so if you try to burp in space you will vomit because the valve at the top of the stomach the gastro esophageal junction does not produce a tight seal and in absence of gravity the stomach contents tend to float near this loose seal making them likely to come up along with expelled air Vicki told me this Kim can you just tell me how to do it what honest I get this is fascinating stuff I’m fascinated but I’m also pretty anxious to actually learn something well I think it’s worth no visit it’s worth noting that there is a bit of a cultural divide in the West and the eastern parts of the world typically in West I get choked up talking about it did you just stave off of I never up toes about to cry in the western parts of the world burping is offensive it is pretty much not accepted but in certain Eastern cultures notably Chinese Indian Japanese Middle Eastern and I realized I’m not generalizing all those cultures it isn’t acceptable to burp it there are pockets of those cultures in certain contexts they are of those cultures in which burping is not only acceptable but is encouraged it is a sign of contentment usually after a meal like yeah you’re really going at it really eatin somebody’s more and I was you’re right yeah I’m enjoying this satisfaction oh so gross well it was kind of liquidy you need the Rose I told you I wasn’t very good at it can you make a bigger one that is drier I don’t practice this I don’t believe in it personally I just want to teach you because you want to know all right so what do what do we do step one first of all do you know 95% of all methane gas that is emitted by cattle is from their burps it is from their rock dust not their flatus everybody thinks it’s cow farts or it causing all this global warming it’s actually cow burps yeah you want to know now so step one is all this useless information what’s step two I love Vicki yeah if I wasn’t married I would be dating Vicki right now yeah I think there may be some issues mano Vicki is Wiki its Wikipedia go back to season one and you’ll get caught up okay you swallow air now first of all if you go back to when we were in middle school and we had that lock-in at Matt McKinney’s house remember that yeah and we did that thing where we all made ourselves fart I don’t want to speak of that night we swallowed air we are this bunch of little boys in a room there all the girls were in another room thank goodness all the little boys were in a room and we said swallowing air and then we would get on our backs and put our butts in the air and we would fart I mean that’s what we did all night 20 minutes later yeah and so we swatted so that’s the first step do you remember that night you need to go back to that night this is the first step yeah also we all go back to middle school in Sorrell grabbed me and squeezed me until I fainted yeah but that Dad that is back and died do not do that no one should Harding and burping you can do that try that at home I mean do it in appropriate context but don’t make yourself think you can die no you swallow air but see I can swallow air and let it go down I can feel the bubble of air going down I don’t I I just the part of you do there it is there it is there’s if I got it down I know how to burp I know how to get it back up I don’t know how to swallow up you can’t get the boat I don’t know how to swallow air Jason hand me a drink because I think I’m I can do it with the drink oh that’s a handicap no crush a coke is a crutch well then do it do it right now maybe if I watch closely or something you can you can’t feel the air going out nose I don’t know how to do it it’s like my body is saying no that goes in the lungs no your your stomach no your throat is saying I’m going to take the air that is in my mouth and I’m going to insert it into my stomach see I really don’t know and then it’s just it’s kind of gross maybe I need to let it get what instinct though you did must not have had any breakfast it doesn’t stink because it’s the air it’s not gas coming from a stomach isn’t air I just swallowed that you just breathe that’s kind of gross well III did you’re not helping me give me a tip on how to swallow a bubble of air because I mean I’ve just known how to do it since I was a kid boy this is entertained there’s yeah this is the height of retinol but no one is watching this by the way now everything everyone has like the way just for me yeah yeah yeah so I don’t care about them and maybe if I just get one of these here oh yeah as a big bowl now that was not that exhilarating I cheated now do you feel you feel how that felt I don’t feel awesome no no you need to recreate that naturally without the crutch that’s a little way oh okay yeah it’s something I’m just too smart another another thing that another thing that link can’t do because he’s too intelligent oh I think that’s it my body is so smart I can’t your body is smart I think it’s usually in the brain oh gosh let’s just get the wheel up yeah all this in this before we get flagged okay can you make yourself burp I know I didn’t do a great job of explaining it so if you could explain you know in more in a more detailed way in the comments link will read all the comments I’ve got an explanation can’t even do it when I hit yourself on the chest here we go kung fu’ dubbing okay here we go my ability to on command is superior you will not like must not talk at the same time my burping shall rival yours but my ruck disability is well know I challenge you to per fight now I hate to burp but I must burp on command for the Wyn [Music] you