GMM 159: Dog Stealing Hicks: Gutless Wonders Finale

Lync learns what happened to his lost dog Tucker let’s read about that I’m Hannah and I’m Nathan and we’re from North Carolina we’re on grandfather mountain good mythical morning [Music] good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by the Rhett link community where you can join other ethical beasts and get to know them digitally speaking and maybe it’ll turn into more maybe you’ll drive 700 miles to see each other yeah but we don’t condone that yeah we don’t recommend that that’s against community policy okay we got lots to cover today not the least of which is wrapping up reading the script we wrote as 14 year olds entitled gutless wonders that’s right today is the last reading of the script and I will go ahead and say that we are going to publish we have published in the description below a downloadable version of the script and we have more ideas at the end of the show on things that you mythical beasts can do with that script so stay tuned now we other thing is is the mail yeah okay I’ll get that so first thing we’ll let you know is that we are replacing this Friday read reading the script now that the script is over it’s about to be over with Friday means mail something we did a long time ago a lot of you are asking for it to come back you don’t give it a test drive yeah at least one episode so send this stuff into our p.o box that is coming up on the screen right now oh yeah and send us something we’re talking about then we might talk about it on Friday or show we you know if there’s something we can show or or play with or torture each other with that’s it’s all the better and last thing there’s a website exclusive over rhettandlink.com/store today we are skipping a scene where we talk about the nature of a chicken leg that well that would be and the last thing we read was seen eight professor max robot he robot rocket he gives us a rocket that will enable us to find my lost dog Tucker who is has a lot of promise to become a local celebrity if they never find it right and then in the next scene we I have an argument with my mom and you about chicken legs and then it goes to a television show where we play old men talking about chicken legs in disguise but it’s really us talking about chicken legs on a television show so if you go to the website you check it out at rhettandlink.com/store which is the final scene I believe or two scenes wildlife video now somehow leading up to this scene we found a VHS tape somehow using mr. max rocket we didn’t write that scene we were able to find a VHS tape rhettandlink put a tape in blank black screen zoom in on the television show actual tape blank black screen still there here voice wildlife guy played by Rhett welcome to the world of the hunter and the hunted the southeastern United States today we will be transversing that’s the word that was put in there through the wilderness with some expert companions now let’s begin our journey fade to picture of woods camera begins to walk forward opens up to cow pasture close-up of barbed wire fence and individual barbed wire on fence the barriers of the wilderness are very evident in this part of the United States as you can see cut to open shot of cow pasture complete turn until the cows come into view show Cal’s oh my goodness our first wildlife encounter cattle these cattle contrary to popular belief are extremely aggressive and dangerous so we must approach them with caution as we approach Cal’s show different distances until cows are near leave cow pasture show crew venturing in woods begin going down road go to links house show Tucker in woods oh my goodness there is a wild dog loose deep in the woods we must remain quiet if he becomes disturbed he will turn on this cut – rhett and Link watching the video is that Tucker it looks just like him that is Tucker oh maybe we gotta find him cut back to Tucker Hicks follow him so there’s two Hicks following them and we’re not the two Hicks know the wild dog has been apprehended by two gentlemen sir can we ask you how you overcame your fears and call this mad wild dog well actually this is our dog we brought him up since birth and we have proof close-up on proof here is his birth certificate they hand him an over port card I don’t think that this is a birth certificate Oh matches report card here’s his birth certificate close-up of birth certificate show something funny written on it oh well I guess he is your dog oh by the way how did you take care of this dog the other hit we feed him dog food and charm were regular lady we shower him with regularly try that again we feed him dog food and showering regularly well yeah he must be moving on to other wow we must be moving on to other wildlife encounters okay cut the rhettandlink watching the video now we know what they look like we gotta call the sheriff let’s call him now yeah link calls the sheriff sheriff is Rhett in a uniform ding ding ding link tells him the problem he says he’ll send a deputy over Chris a deputy comes over he is driving his own car he gets out walks up to rhettandlink hey boys I’m deputy and training race Stevens but all my friends call me stupid well we’ll just call you Ray well I hear you got a problem link explains problem says they stole Tucker from his pen and they have pictures of him I guess this is like footage of me talking but you can’t hear me they show him paused pictures of the Hicks faces on video stupid expressions well the first thing we got to do is look for the tire tracks and then Rhett says well they come about they came about a week ago so we’re looking for a week old tire traction Chris walks down driveway puts his finger on the ground and licks it from a distance find anything hold on show close-up of Chris putting his ear to the ground he gets up then show him bouncing up and down show him beating the ground show him sitting on the ground repeatedly and then gets up and licks his fingers he holds it out to the wind then he gets up and comes to see rhettandlink Chris you got two criminals both white most likely rednecks one is about six five the other about five ten or eleven and then red says you got all that from examining the driveway no I got that from the video you showed me but I can tell you something and what could that be you’re two thief’s drive a truck and they left in that direction that’s it people that is the cliffhanger ending of gutless wonders now obviously there’s lots of holes in the plot there’s lots of scenes that were written I think we should also publish in the description that outline or let’s put the outline at the beginning of the script okay which is available for download now what we want to invite you guys to do is in your own mythical beast leeway take the script download it film it you know you said I want you guys to make this a lot of people in the comments are saying you guys should make this you guys should make this well we’re saying you should make it maybe get together on the community and say let’s take different scenes and that way different people can direct and produce different scenes and then maybe cobble together and edit this cross mythical beast a community building exercise could be bringing gutless wonders to life finishing gutless wonders filling in the blanks of gutless wonders however you want to do it we’re just saying you know what mythical beasts have a but just take this yeah this thing that is accident–and of history that we created as kids take it in but I mean we’ll still take partial credit for I mean we did rice yeah directed written produced yeah so high nest have fine yes we’re not giving them money alright yeah so just have fun with that and in the meantime mail us some stuff people will see how Friday wouldn’t means mail knows now listen we have updated and we are so tired of the wheel not landing on any in these secret spots Sam that we have doubled the surface area of the secret spots I think that’s technically it’s not in Crete is it doubling the chances of hitting them I don’t know I’m not a statistician but now Jake it’s more likely and we know enough we don’t know what’s behind the secret spots oh gosh but we’ll find out Jason’s been putting stuff under there good bad and indifferent types of things link lost his phone okay I lost my phone I gotta make a phone call hold on my phone what I’ll call it on the car what yeah I can’t find it you should call it that’s a great idea here house muffled what what wait did you eat my phone again I thought that was an energy bar [Music] you

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