GMM 178: Puppet-Eating Dinosaurs

hey link yeah check this out what is that mail my name is Emily and I’m regan from florida good mythical morning you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday means man [Music] this episode is brought to you by the rental Inc store it’s our store you go to our website rental income and you click on store it’s pretty straightforward you can get t-shirts like this or with with the good mythical morning t-shirt you can get the mythical shoes you can get all types of music anything that you do to support us means purchasing stuff or let me say that the other way anything you purchase means that you’re supporting us what if there’s a disorder that where people don’t have to orient things properly I think it would be a frustrating thing to have it be a frustrating thing to be a friend to a person who had it I think let me orient this for you boom ladies and gentlemen stop the presses today is Rhett mcLaughlin birthday it is October 11th happy birthday rat let me let me uh let me sing to me yeah shake my hand yeah uh we haven’t talked we have a skit thumbs up thanks shelter I’ll shake it happy birthday man it’s great another year older I uh you’re stupider I I do I do have a gift for you but I mailed it and it’s not here yet along with many mythical beasts that I’m sure have mailed you stuff that are coming later than expected except for this one from Alisha right yeah thanks Alicia for sending me a nice birthday card that you made custom little balloons on there I mean it’s been a lot of time with us later my name is Richard uh you know what his name isn’t Richard his name is three hearts yeah pretty hard and I’m from Riga unless he misspelled his own name and I’m from Riga Latvia I’m 16 where Riga Latvia country cool it’s a cut a whole country link okay and he says firstly I’ve sent you two of my favorite Latvian candy bars serenade and mix awesome we’ve already opened them now we’re gonna eat them because it’s your birthday I’ll let you pick which one I serenade sounds more romantic okay this looks good here I’ve been to that thing without hesitation Oh oh my goodness really I did not expect what just happened a very lot being fun oh my god this is like this is like a fruit log with chocolate on it dude oh can you sing to me lies this what an insult you spit the dudes candy bar on didn’t that just went off screaming – enjoy it more he also has a baby cockatrice egg he said it’s wooden and rumour has it now the baby cockatrice will burn himself out of this egg at some point so we should keep that in a safe place no I don’t Rhett you just gonna put it in your bra okay we need another one it looks like we need three more of those is obscene Bree hard put the kids to bed regards that is that all that happens in Latvia yep okay Inlet we also have I have let me go yes hello my name is Ashton and I’m a girl from Utah now there’s there’s plenty of those to go around I think girl girls in Utah I don’t know no the whole nipple thing just really threw me off my game in honor of rub some bacon on it she created a bacon strip out of these beads that you melt I don’t know for my kids have this crafty you make its beads that you melt you with an iron I’m aware of it but my kids have making made any bacon but Ashton did thank you passion tastes better than that Latvian candy hey yeah yeah Chris Howard and finish some candy though I like to I like to eat things don’t taint it with poison North Carolina he says here is just a little bit of home for y’all a bit of North Carolinians soil and if you want it a bit of rosemary from my garden now Chris I hate to inform you but I think what you’ve done here is illegal just I mean in calabria Lee in California they’re crazy like we could take that soil and we could sprinkle it out there and next thing you know we could have like a non-native invasive pine tree species that’s just taken over the whole place and then in the the Farm Bureau I don’t know somebody all our backup set up and the Farm Bureau is already breathing down our neck yeah we can’t get those guys are just tenacious yeah the funny thing is it smells like rosemary like he put the rosemary in there first yeah and then changed his mind or something or his hand I’m gonna wear it like a feedbag just turn it up and just eat it I’m gonna put I’m gonna use this with my wooden nipple hey this is Michael Lea and Jesse pirata we thought we thought about ricourt we thought a recording would be an amusing addition to the time capsule so what he’s gonna so what this he did it okay I think I get it they want this to put this in the time capsule so the aliens can play it yes yes that’s great and then the nipple thing just through yeah yeah I’m sorry okay two biggest celebrity like that they go on to say but we’re sure they went down in history and you probably still remember them today maybe with an annual mythical meetup at a giant cockatrice statue in Los Angeles huh ideas now we’re not exactly sure what year this time capsule will be discovered but if you want to know that whether you’re a mythical beast and alien or just an average person who enjoys watching hover monster hover truck racing you can always have a good mythical morning any time of day buh buh buh buh yeah this is great after Annalise is gone in the mythical time capsule Jessie uber poodle made statues of our mythical beast link she said I did my best or he did his best to make them strong but they fell apart in the mail just be honest with you but you know what we can fix that mine is the shahboz it’s you put a pompadour on the eagle or the Falcon on the shahboz and yours is the Chia Lincoln or Chia squads that original glasses we can glue the glasses back on there thanks for sending that now I will say we got one more letter from Chandra fickle and this is this is a mom of a what at the time was a fifteen-year-old mythical beasts fan of ours named JC and she wrote this letter about how GC is a fan of ours and was turning six team and she asked for us to send something to her in the mail for her birthday now it you know in general what we read all the letters and we love your letters we love everything you guys send but we’re just not in a position honestly to mail things back to all you guys we just we just can’t commit to that we can’t do that but I did read the letter and I was moved by it and I happen to notice that they’re they live in Bakersfield California and then it struck me wait on our way to go camping we’re going through Baker’s we’re going through Bakersfield what if we stopped in and gave an early birthday surprise to Jacey we showed up at her house her mom knew we were coming she was doing her homework we sang happy birthday to her her friend Andrew was there yep he’s also a mythical beast who’s contributed to the thoughtful guy cover contest so JC happy 16th birthday and Andrew also good to meet you it was a great mini mythical meetup which we can’t commit to doing anymore they don’t make a lot of requests for that that was an unusual circumstance but you know what is a usual circumstance link it’s Thursday it’s male Thursday which means for some reason I’m gonna have an episode of time Ranger reverse [Music] Hey hey what you doing um just in here thinking about how much I want to go back into that gazebo over there that get Zeebo over there yeah the one we time-traveled oh man listen dude I am NOT going back in that gazebo ever every time we get in that thing something bad happens I am staying right here okay you don’t to get so worked up about it but you know I’ll just go by myself really yeah what I’m going in XE Bo over there by myself I can go anywhere I want um 2007 Albuquerque now that sounds fun but you know I’ve been there uh Jurassic period 150 million years ago age of the dinosaurs yeah that’s it oh wow look at this look at the flora and fauna so prehistoric hey man link yeah it’s link from the future see I got a moustache what are you what are you doing here dude listen you came here then you came back and told me about all the fun you have with the dinosaurs so then I decided hey I got to come here and experience the fun with you you said that you fed a Brachiosaurus some foliage man really it must have been that one over there yeah over there I fed him some foilage yeah grab some foliage down here there like some leaves yeah I think so look I got some right here let’s see that’s good we get to it I’m feeding it to it oh yeah look he’s just eating it right on my hand this is an amazing experience is so much fun exactly what you told me about uh what why did he why don’t you run away so clearly you told me about that too you said that he ran off because a Megalodon chased him away you mean a Megalosaurus um yeah I think I’m Megalodon is like a shark or some guy yeah I’m in a Megalosaurus I see you were there you just told me yeah probably was a Megalosaurus know what there yep there he is man look up Megalosaurus what did I say about it look you said that he started chasing you and you barely got away we should probably run then yeah cuz here he comes let’s get back to the gazebo [Music] I’m sorry you keep getting hurt link but yeah you know maybe you should sport a moustache of that kind you can just wear the puppet mustaches your own mustache I could but I’m not going to I think I think it would is Chucky who knows if I’m allergic to allergic is that a word or allergic oh the black one again guys up with the wheel Rhett is sure he can fly hey listen what are you what are you doing we’re on the edge of the building don’t get too close trust me we’re just up here to see the view man just ignore the 90 stories of space beneath us because I am relatively sure I would say 99% sure I can fly what well just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean you can know it any I think it has something to do with this lot being candy bar serenade me and I’m gonna go for it anavar serenade you know what the last piece that I need would nipple this will do it oh yeah you’re right with the would nipple you can definitely fly go for it three two one nope couldn’t fly [Music]

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