[Music] I don’t like flies let’s talk about that I’m Justin from Long Beach California good mythical morning good morning this episode is brought to you by Lin’s rentals calm your source for high end camera equipment and lenses for rent don’t forget you’ve got approximately one week exactly one week left to enter in the promotional code GMM zero 5 so you can get high in camera gear and lenses from lens Reynolds comm thank you for that radio announcer voice and thank you for joining us today and for making us a part of your daily routine yeah moment of sincerity here yeah let’s be sincere you matter you watching and being committed to this show on a daily basis Monday through Friday makes a difference is the reason why we keep going that’s right nobody watches we’re not gonna keep doing that it’s good I’m and that brings me to tomorrow beam bring a friend to good mythical morning yeah let’s bring that back yeah right now invite a friend if they’re beside you they’re already watching so it may not make as much sense but if they’re beside you in class or at work or in your carpool or honey on your Twitter feed or your Facebook friendship mmm bingi yeah invite them to watch tomorrow mm-hmm invite a friend in good mythical morning it makes it different you know there are some people there are some people when people say things that are like vulnerable or like moving they let their like hmm yeah yeah we’re not two of those people I’m not accommodating in that way okay my wife is mm-hmm mm-hmm so if I’m like you matter you should watch mmm I could say something something wrong with you but you never like a pains like you’re tasting something good like uh-huh okay spaghetti okay yeah I don’t I don’t really need that from you I hate flies nothing ruins a meal I’d listen I don’t want you to do that this show will be a lot different if we start doing that to each other yeah we’d have to stop it’s all wrong I hate flies and I feel like nothing ruins a good meal a good movie or even maybe an intimate moment what like a fly you know it’s just you know maybe it’s just beat you know I realize this is a first world problem I acknowledge that up front I realize that there are places in the world where there’s like flies all over their food and they just you know they’re just eating anyway and that’s fine but you know this is America and I’m trying to exercise dominion over my household and when a little fly breaks the barrier of October noon and gets in there it is like Lana oh my food intermittently or landing on like the edge of the counter I’m trying to watch a movie drives me crazy but hold on this is how a frickin fornia man there aren’t flies anywhere they’re no flies at my house there are at my house buddy is cuz I’m next to this well you’re next to a part two yeah I don’t know maybe it’s lots of trash cans right along here on the road I don’t know we got flybro there’s actually trash on the curb beside your house yes look into that that what a scum that’s me I’m leaving it for the trash man put it in the can do it doesn’t fit I think it’s people people will picnic themselves at yep your part there’s something on tributing to it and because they will put that they’ll put their remnants there on your curb yeah people litter right out here all the time and I want to catch one of those suckers I’m gonna catch somebody in the action of littering gonna be like that’s excuse me nice that you probably not do that in my yard please please emphasis on the police hopefully uh be mm-hmm so if you want to get to the root of your fly problem it’s get rid of these these people who keep kill good evil and that’s not gonna work that’s not legal I think killing I’m saying you should get rid of them that’s what it means I’ll put up a sign that says don’t put your plates table then that just invites it cuz in the rebels earlier hey so plate there cuz they’ve done only I don’t want you can’t do that that’s like saying don’t bully me you know what I’m saying that doesn’t work they just yeah okay you’re patching holes in a dam I see where this is going so what basically is been happening is and we have you know not only do we have other people’s trash out here that we’re dealing with we got my trash and so then my kids come out and they leave the doors open you know they leave the screen door and the it’s not really a screen door so that security door and then the door and they leave it open especially during the summer now that the summer is basically over the problem seems to be getting a little bit better well how can the squirrels get in if they don’t leave the doors that’s good point but I recall not kidding one day I killed nine flies inside my house in like a ten minute span now let me explain to you killing flies is something that I take pride in I don’t respect flies I don’t believe in fly rights if you believe in fly rights sorry you’re not gonna be my friend or at least you can watch me kill a fly in your presence and hopefully the effect but ever since I was a kid my dad had this thing my dad had this ability to spank you know he could do that too to spank flies which usually when you spank a fly kills him okay yeah you’re just trying to discipline the fly and then he he squishes I’m sorry look what I did here just trying to teach you a lesson son yeah God sir all over my table but he had the uncanny ability to grab flies and to get flies so I would grab him yeah he could grab him out of the air we’re talking like mr. Miyagi type scenario no chopsticks I would a fly swatter be easier man will catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything yeah we catch one not the ink but he had the ability to like grab a fly and so I at a young age began to cultivate this ability to catch flies and now I am now passing this on to my kids so I’ve never seen you do this well because we keep waiting and honey flies in here now are you are you talking about like when a fly like tries to fly through a window and it’s like it’s hit it’s like it’s hitting the window and you’re like like cuffing it against the windows like anybody can I do that with my feet just to make it just to make it fair for the fly do that with my feet okay I’m not talking about getting you’re talking about getting them out of the air yes now first of all there’s a phenomenon and I would like to know the scientific explanation to this because have you ever noticed how a foot like when a fly gets into your house he’s like he’s like crazy it’s like everywhere and they’re like if he stays in your house like 24 hours like 24 hours later he’s huge and he’s like he’s moving you know how you get those flies that are moving really really slow and I’m not talking horse flies it’s a house fly that’s like totally taking advantage of your entire home just chilling out and then they become easy targets in those those ones you worried about what’s on my hands I just thought if you’re gonna poke me in the eye wash you got glasses man those points I can easily in fact I did it yesterday grab it right out of the year done it multiple times and then show it to my kids and like check it out dad check out daddy killed it another fly you’re like a cat playing with a mouse but the way to kill the fly that’s in the early stages they just give this one a spry fly just got in he can’t do it no no no no you can do it easily wait till he lands on a surface check this up you last on a surface surface a you landed right there okay there’s a flower there you go like this you slapped right above him and what what happen is you’re leaving in when he sees your hands begin to move he’ll start flying away but if you’re quick like a cat like me you’re killing every time and you of course it’ll make a mess I killed nine flies that way think about in 15 maybe maybe 15 minutes the problem is think about what this fly is landed on and what this fly is eaten and what’s now all over your hands I’m talking I’m talking like cat dung I’m talking like old food remnants you know I’m talking it’s nasty that’s why I can rot and stuff you know like you’re having this on your hands wash my showing your kids your kids are your kids don’t wash their hands if they’re gonna do it I don’t worry about them they’re building their immunity but I’m I’m here today to tell you that I have it on some levels I have a mitad defeat rank because I bought a flytrap nothing I never thought I McLaughlin would do because I consider myself the flytrap you know what I mean I’m layin for sir I’m flattered sure I’m the fly Punisher clapper but I was like you know what I should do let’s go to the hardware store you know that we’ve got this Bronco I don’t know it’s a company car so I don’t get to deduct these miles but on the weekends sometimes I’m like hey boys let’s go to the hardware store and you talk like this hey boys let’s get into Bronco go to a hardware store hey what are we getting it I don’t know hardware we’ll just need to go fly clean so go to the hardware store and I asked the lady online you got like fly tape or fly I don’t know you says fly paper I was like yeah fly paper so I’ll go back there thinking I’m gonna buy like some fly paper and like you know that’s basically this sticky thing that you like set next your trash can and then all the Flies land on it and then they see that they’ve landed on it and they go and land on it and then it’s this it builds on itself until you have this whole string of just flies a bonafide torture device for flies I don’t care about flies okay I will waterboard a fly I would do it anyway I mean I’m not comfortable with this discussion but I didn’t get the fly paper I saw did you do two levels up in the hardware store like I love it with me this is like top-shelf stuff yeah yeah yeah for tall men fly trucks fort old man the flytrap I see this thing it says holds 20,000 flies 20005 are you sure it wasn’t 20.000 20.000 flies no it was 20,000 flies yeah well I think what happens is is that you keep it out there for a month it’s it back I got it out here well show a picture of it it’s a bag that has some like bait in it and they go in there like and then they fly in there and they fall and they drown and then I think they they’re absorbed and apparently they become part of the bait because the other flies rush little flies and we’re flies ours where the fog track and then they Brazil 80,000 times where flies ours where the funds that put that on a t-shirt and so I’m trying to supplement my own efforts where then I can’t do this day and night you know you look like a a trained seal you only can do it once you do it twice they fly let me know what you think about flies what your technique is for killing them and if you’re one of the people out there that believes in fly rice I’d love to hear your case best comment question ever hunk of mythical morning let me know what you think about flies listen we’re having fun today okay Rhett first learns about the Internet alright you know we’re gonna we’re gonna shut down this episode thanks for watching okay cut right now we’re gonna talk we’re gonna edit it I’m just kind of talking through what’s gonna happen it we’re gonna edit it you already know this of course and then we’re gonna put it up put it up on the internet it’s beautiful it’s a beautiful arrangement what do you I love this what are you talking about you’re gonna put you’ve got got to bid of this video that we’re making yep you’re gonna put it where on the internet unlike you know the Internet to like put in the phone book or something how do you put a video in a phone book what do you mean I need to say the phone book I said that I said the internet like you know you can you can log on to like the internet or like if you have like an internet provider that provides you with it logs [Laughter] [Music] you