GMM 1891: Who Has More Bacteria? (Game)

[Rhett] Can we confirm where these germs first squirmed? – [Link] Let’s talk about that. (intro music) – [Link] Good mythical morning. – [Rhett] We have swabbed some stuff around our homes, and today we’re gonna find out what grew the most alarming amount of bacteria. – [Link] And today’s episode is sponsored by KiwiCo, an awesome company that creates cool hands-on projects and toys designed to expose kids to concepts in STEAM, that’s science, technology, engineering, art and math, KiwiCo is dedicated to providing the next generation of innovators with the tools and foundations they need to become creative problem-solvers and critical thinkers. – [Rhett] That’s right, KiwiCo is defining the future of play by making it engaging, enriching and seriously fun and every project is delivered in one of these convenient monthly crates. Each crate is designed by experts, features detailed kid-friendly instructions, and with eight different subscription lines that cater to different age groups, trust us when we say that KiwiCo has got ya whole family covered, y’all. – [Link] Yeah, we’re a fan. Now these projects provide your kids with hours, I’m assuming you have kids, and I’m assuming you wanna give them hours of great entertainment, and since KiwiCo crates cover a wide variety of topics from month to month, your kids, that I’m assuming you have, are always learning something new. Now, my son Lando, who I’ve assumed I’ve had for at least 10 years. – [Rhett] I’ve assumed so too. – [Link] He loves KiwiCo, he gets thrilled when the new crate shows up every month, when he does a project, and here is his finished ukulele project. – [Rhett] He built a ukulele. – [Link] Yeah. It’s one thing to learn how to play a guitar, ukulele, it’s another thing that, have an intimate knowledge of how to make one. – [Rhett] Right. – [Link] Very cool. If you’re a parent, and I, I’m assuming you are, you know how those small ‘Whoa, awesome!’ moments today, could lead to big ‘Whoa, awesome!’ discoveries tomorrow. So there’s nothing quite like seeing your kid have an epic ‘whoa!’ Moment while learning, and while Lando finished this ukulele, I mean, I can’t get the epicness exactly right, but his reaction went something like, ‘Whoa, awesome!’ (plays muted guitar strings) – [Rhett] And then he played the muted strings. – [Link] He played muted. – [Rhett] Yeah, I get it, all right. That’s a great Lando impersonation. All right, let me show you what Shep created. – [Link] Uh huh. – [Rhett] Okay. Wait for it. (laughs) – [Link] There it is. – [Rhett] Look at that. It’s not a ukulele, but it is a walking robot and let me say, when Shep finished this, you know I can’t really do this justice either, but it was something a little bit like this, ‘Whoa! Awesome!’ – Link and to keep that whoa moment happening for your wallet, mythical beasts, you can get 50% off the first month of any, and I mean any, subscription crate by going to KiwiCo.com/GMM50, or you can just click the link in the description, that’s KiwiCo.com/GMM50. – [Rhett] Thanks again to KiwiCo for sponsoring that portion of today’s episode. Now let’s discover firsthand where the most germs are lurking right under our noses. – [Link] It’s time for any time we’re gonna see a clip of us, or a mythical crew member swabbing something specific, and then we’re going to be presented with two Petri dishes that are chock full of bacterial material, and then we’re gonna discuss and try to match the bacteria to the correct place that it came from. – [Rhett] And we’re going to be playing as a team, you know, Team Lickdaddy Dan and Lickdaddy Dale, coming up the hill, they got germs in a pail, you know the guys, it’s us. And if we guess the majority of rounds right, then we’re gonna receive some sweet personalized hand sanitizer. – [Link] I need some of that. Okay and since neither of us really knows what’s going on with these Petri dishes, we reached out to our friend Science Mike, and also to associate producer of, not producer. – [Rhett] Well. – [Link] Professor. – [Rhett] Professor, yeah. Close second to producer. – [Link] Right, of biology at King University Dr. Laura Ong who is Emily, uh, Emily babysat her kids. – [Rhett] Right. – [Link] So we got that. – [Rhett] It’s not Emily, it’s Emily babysitting, you said it was Emily. – Link No. Emily’s moonlighting as her babysitter apparently. Not her babysitter, her kid’s babysitter. Good gosh. – [Rhett] You know what, we all understand. – [Link] Science! They’re gonna help us understand a little bit more generally about what’s up with these germs. Stevie, I hope you have that information. – [Stevie] Oh boy, do I. – [Rhett] Okay and quick note, while swabbing Petri dishes is a fun science experiment that you could do at home, you’re literally growing bacteria, this ain’t a sea monkey, so you always wanna be safe, we followed safety protocols for the proper handling and growth of our Petri dishes, and as you can see we are wearing PPE, and we’re gonna make sure to sanitize our desk after the game. Safety first, guys. Okay, let’s see the first clips. – This is my dirty gross working hand. This is the hand I try to keep intentionally dirty. It’s called my dirty digits. Let’s find out just how dirty it is. – Dip it in solution. Do a little air dry. Rub it on my hands, which I got a lot of weightlifting callouses from, and I use a really rusty kettlebell at home, and then I cook a lot of food, and I go to the bathroom a lot. (laughs) What if there’s an embarrassing amount of bacteria on my hands and I get fired. Is that a possibility? I think I’m done. – [Rhett] Now there’s a big difference between these two. Over here on A, you can see it’s a widespread infection of sorts, – [Link] Infection. – [Rhett] With a couple of like, uh, if you can see that, – [Link] Oh, we have got a pen camera y’all. – [Rhett] That’s pretty nasty, but. – [Link] The snowy, fuzzy and purple part. Oh there’s two eyes! Is it going to wink at us? – [Rhett] There’s a lot happening here. – [Link] And there’s less happening on B, almost nothing happening. – [Rhett] And it’s also very uniform. – [Link] As I watched Josh, and even in between shots, when I’m on set, I know that he is capable of washing his hands. Pasley might be throwing us off when he’s like, saying ‘I keep a dirty hand,’ you know, and Pasley’s working on a bunch of different stuff but like, bacteria is something that can from from like, foods that then is cooked off. – [Rhett] I agree with you but I also think that Josh is washing his hands more often than he even realizes because he’s in there. So I just think that for our own safety, and just own security, I want to believe that this is Josh. – [Link] We want to believe this, we want to believe that Pasley’s dish has gone buckwild, because someone’s has. – [Stevie] Okay wanna hear what the scientists have to say about stuff? – [Link] Yeah. – [Rhett] Sure. – [Stevie] So apparently, these look like typical hand microbes aka skin flora, of course. And Petri dish A has more types of skin flora than B. Also those drier looking spots, slash, colonies, are probably fungal, but fungal spores are really common in the air and they fall onto our skin all the time, and we breathe them in constantly, so Petri dish A – [Link] We can’t hold that against them. – [Stevie] Exactly, so, something that the scientists wanted to note here is that A and B’s hands are not that different in how dirty they are, A just has more diversity in what’s on its hands, they wanted to stress that it’s important to note that without bacteria you die, so again it really – [Link] They don’t want Josh to lose his job. – [Stevie] Yeah, exactly. So it’s not about dirtiness, it’s about the diversity of materials. – [Link] I think we need to switch them. – [Rhett] Can we switch after the science portion? – [Stevie] Yeah you can, you can switch, I didn’t give you the answer. But doesn’t that go against what you just said? – [Link] Different foods, it didn’t pick up all these different things? – [Stevie] Okay so you think that Josh has a more diverse hand than Pasley. – [Rhett] I don’t know how I feel about that switch. – [Link] I’m gonna give Josh a hard time if this is the case, regardless of what the science has said. We’ve locked in. – [Stevie] You have them swapped now. You were right in the first place, which makes sense because I would think that Pasley would have a more diverse grouping. – [Link] We were wrong, we were right then we were wrong, and now it’s right again. Josh you’re off the hook, Pasley I, you know. You say you did it on purpose. – [Rhett] He can touch all the wood he wants, I mean with dirty hands, I don’t care. – [Link] All right, let’s see the next one. – Gonna start with a Big Mac. A little bit off the top. Let’s get into that patty. Whopper time. Little bit off the top. (laughs) – [Link] Lucas is quite a burger swabber. – [Rhett] Whopper versus Big Mac, okay so, on A side over here, first of all these look kinda similar if you just wanna pull B up, but A is more like, granular, and B is kinda smooth. – [Link] A is – [Rhett] It’s more concentrated and rougher, if that’s a scientific term, versus B is like, it’s sorta just smooth. – [Link] That white, oh, those – [Rhett] There’s some nasty stuff happening. – [Link] It’s like snot polyps. A is more diverse, I mean there’s a McDonald’s, a- – [Rhett] Let me see B again. I mean B has, I don’t know man. – [Link] It’s just got, it got four white spots. – [Stevie] I’ll tell you, B is more diverse. (laughs) – [Rhett] Yeah, B is more diverse in my mind as well. – [Stevie] So – [Rhett] A looks very similar, it’s a lot of the same exact thing, just sort of spread out. – [Link] Which restaurant has more stuff floating around in it? – [Rhett] Burger King. Here’s my theory, theory why, here’s my theory why. McDonald’s fries, Big Macs, that stuff kinda lasts forever, I feel like sort of the system that this, the system that creates McDonald’s things is even more like, sterile and utilitarian than Burger King. – [Link] So you’re saying the more diverse – [Rhett] Which would be Burger King. – [Link] You guys are calling B, is on Burger King. – [Rhett] And at McDonald’s, like, they only let one kind of bacteria into a McDonald’s. – [Stevie] Okay so the scientists thought that it had something to do with whether the patties were frozen before they were cooked, and how hot or how long they were cooked, now all these obviously are just hypotheses, but that was their best guess as to why there was more diversity on B. – [Rhett] We know that McDonald’s patties are frozen, are Burger King’s patties like, not frozen and that’s like something advertised? – [Stevie] Okay, you locked in? – [Link] Yeah. – [Stevie] You’re right! – [Rhett] Yeah. – [Link] Yeah. (background laughs) – [Rhett] You, you seem like you’re really coming along for the ride. (laughs) – [Link] Yeah I just, I’m a little lost, so cool. Let’s see another one. – Okay this is my bathroom, my toilet, this is the toilet that my rear end makes the most contact with of any toilet in the house. Oh gosh. This is where my booty sits. This is where my booty sits. Okay I’m in my boys’ bathroom, it does not smell good in here, this is why I don’t come in here on a regular basis. (groans) – [Rhett] Pretty clean looking. I didn’t pre-clean their bathroom, that toilet looked pretty clean, which I think it had just been cleaned. – [Link] I mean, and stuff has grown here. On both of these. – [Rhett] They’re pretty similar. – [Link] Nothing’s out of control. – [Rhett] B is significantly, significantly got more going on. – [Link] Yeah show the, get out the pen light and let’s look. We’ve got some defined – [Rhett] There’s not a whole lot happening over on it, I mean there’s, it’s pretty similar, pretty uniform. But B, look at that. – [Link] There’s more defined yellow splotches and a couple of orange splotches. – [Rhett] Like look at that, that’s just a random orange thing. – [Link] What does it mean when there’s like, some orange? – [Stevie] Well we asked the science team about the dots you see in the Petri dishes which are a little bit different than the ones you’ve seen before, and basically they said to imagine that the center of each spot was the landing place for each original bacterial cell. The spots grow bigger as each microbe divides and multiplies so the spots that we see have thousands to millions of identical bacteria within them. Probably millions. – [Rhett] Okay, I have to assume – [Link] So this one has a little bit more. – [Rhett] That’s gotta be my boys. I mean, right, I have to assume, I just have to. I have to assume that my kids are dirtier than me. – [Link] Jessie also uses your toilet too right? – [Rhett] Well, she’s cleaner than everybody. – [Link] Hmm. When’s the last time you specifically washed your butt cheek? – [Rhett] I wash the butt crack. And I guess the butt cheek might get, you know. – [Link] Do you think your boys wash their butt cheeks? – [Rhett] No, they don’t even wash their butt cracks. They’re boys. – [Link] All right, well I defer to you, we’re locked in. – [Stevie] So I too wanted to believe that this was correct, but it’s not. – [Rhett] Oh no! – [Stevie] But again it doesn’t mean that one’s dirtier than the other one. – [Rhett] No it does mean that, Stevie. – [Link] You need to start washing your butt cheek, intentionally man. – [Rhett] Maybe I will throw my wife under the bus, my wife’s got a dirty butt. (Stevie laughs) And now everybody knows. Put that on Twitter. (laughs) – [Link] Or let’s just watch another video. Okay here we have Lily’s toothbrush, swabbing Lincoln’s toothbrush, get it, get it, get it. I am swabbing Lando’s toothbrush. – [Rhett] Do they know you did this? – [Link] Uh yeah, I was going to say, I did not tell them I was doing that, but Lily was like, ‘what are you doing?’ Because she caught me and I was like, oh you know, just swabbing. – [Rhett] Okay there are, these are very similar on first blush but if you look closer, there is a difference. – [Link] B has the most different stuff. – [Rhett] Most bacteria, that’s most different. I would say the most total bacteria. – [Link] Most total. – [Rhett] A has the most diverse collection of bacteria, and C is the cleanest, so you as the dad of three kids, who has the most bacteria, who has the most different bacteria, and who is the cleanest. – [Link] I, well, I’m actually encouraged across the board, nothing to be embarrassed about here, but I mean, Lando is certainly the most meticulous out of my kids. – [Rhett] Give him a C then. – [Link] I’m gonna say the cleanest, which one says Lando? – [Rhett] Right next to you. – [Link] I’m gonna start off there, and then Lincoln’s in the same bathroom, they share a bathroom. – [Rhett] That means that Lily probably stands on her own. This is the most different from the two. Because it’s got the orange stuff. Don’t you think that Lily’s getting the orange stuff? (laughs) – [Link] I think that might be from a, certain feline litter box. – [Rhett] Oh she’s gonna get, get that cat disease. – [Link] Well she brought it on herself. – [Rhett] Toxoplasmosis, or whatever it is. – [Link] So we are locking in. – [Rhett] We might have that disease right here. If we get all these right, we still get our hand sanitizers? Hopefully please. – [Link] Here they are. – [Stevie] Yeah. Sure. I think we can part with them, and that you can have the ones with your names on them, yeah. Um, while we might wanna think the difference is here because someone has a dirtier mouth, our scientists believe that while the brushes are showing mouth bacteria, things like how well the kids rinse the brushes, how hot the water is they use to rinse, and how well they shake off the brushes to let them dry better would affect this type of experiment, so that the main difference like you pointed out, was the white bacteria is a little more common on Petri dish B than on A or C, so it’s possible that whoever has Petri dish B rinses their brush less well than the other two. – [Rhett] That seems consistent. – [Link] Lincoln doesn’t, he’s not a rinser. – [Rhett] Yeah this seems consistent. – [Link] He’s a brusher and a leaver. – [Stevie] Okay. I’m gonna go through each one. So Lando is C, you got Lando right. – [Link] Ha! – [Stevie] But you gotta switch the other two. – [Rhett] Oh wow, so Lily’s – [Link] Lily’s the leaver. – [Stevie] Lily’s is B, and Lincoln is A. – [Rhett] So Lincoln is getting some orange stuff, you need to ask him about that. (background laughs) and Lily needs to do more rinsing. But you know what, Lando, just as we suspected. He’s got it on lockdown. – [Link] And you know what, I’m gonna give you a little personalized – [Rhett] Aww, thank you. – [Link] Sanitation of your gloves. – [Rhett] Yeah, I got super super clean gloves. – [Stevie] To be clear, you guys lost. But you, yeah still sanitize. It’s important. – [Rhett] No you know what, we’ll give these to somebody else, just as we deplete them of all sanitary power. – [Link] Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – [Rhett] You know what time it is. – Hey, I’m Alex from New Hampshire, and I just bought this iconic Lionel Richie album for $2 at Goodwill, and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – [Rhett] $2, come on y’all. – [Link] Love it. – [Rhett] You gotta do better than that. $2? – [Link] Love that album. – [Rhett] How about $2,000? Click the top link to watch us guess which DIY cleaning hacks are fact and which are fiction in Good Mythical More – [Link] And to find out where the wheel of mythicality is going to land. – [Rhett] The GMM minimalist hoodie is minimalism at it’s most mythical. Get yours now at mythical.com.

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