Move over Earthly munchies, there’s a new universe in town! – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) Good mythical morning! – Okay, as you no doubt know by now, we travel to different dimensions and steal their snacks. We’re not gonna tell you how because trust us, you do not want that power. Screwing with other people’s timelines can really screw with your psyche. – But it doesn’t faze me. I really enjoy leaving a little mark on all of the parallel universes we visit and whenever we do, we have a catchphrase, just like Neil Armstrong had a catchphrase when he stepped on the moon: “One small step for man, one giant leap for Neil Armstrong.” – Yes, that was it. – We also have our own catchphrases for when we visit a new universe. Sometimes we say, “Greetings universe-lings, “we come for treats!” – And sometimes we say, “Show me the munchies!” – And sometimes we say, “Rhett-o, I don’t think “we’re in our universe anymore.” – Those are the kinds of things that we say. It’s once again time for Multiverse Munchies! – Yep, we’ve done it again. We’ve returned from a multiverse trip with snacks that do not exist here in this dimension. – Yes and we have very high standards, so we expect these alternate dimension snacks to be as good as the snacks in our timeline, which is why after we try each one, we’re going to decide if it’s from a delicious dimension or if it’s a snack offension. – Okay, let’s get to the first one. Now in our universe, nacho cheese Doritos are available at every 7/11, Little League game and vending machine, stuck between a pane of dirty glass and sweet sweet freedom but we found a universe filled with fearless hunter gatherers who have to work a lot harder to get their snacks and they don’t have nacho cheese Doritos. – No, no, no, no, no. – But what they do have are nacho cheese Doe-ritos. – [Rhett] As in a female deer. – A female deer. Yeah you can see there’s the female deer right there, eating my finger. – Very appetizing. Also a nice camo bag. – Still nacho cheese flavored. – They’re really into camo in this particular universe. – Now they are made out of thinly sliced venison. – But only from female deers. – Only from female deers. – We certified that. – Nacho cheese powder, there’s a few. – We certified that. Oh I like the smell. – ‘Cause all I smell is the nacho cheese. Pretty crunchy. – Whoa! It’s very chip-like. – Mm-hmm. Now this is not a venison jerky experience. – No it’s crunchy, it’s not chewy at all. – [Link] And it’s– – Man! – [Link] I mean, there’s gotta be a lot more protein. – Do you think the males taste like that? – I don’t know but I did notice that when we were sneaking around that universe, that the human hunter gatherers there grew antlers but then they would shed them before you really were able to take a photo. I took a lot of photos of what looked like people. – I wasn’t paying attention during that part but I did watch a lot of sporting events in that universe and I noticed that the national anthem is just a long duck call. (Link laughs) – Why didn’t you point that out to me? – I thought you were also watching but apparently you were looking out the window. – These are good. I can in no way taste the deer-iness of it. – No. – You know? – No deer-iness and in this case, that’s a good thing. So we are saying Doe-ritos, delicious dimension! All right, in this universe we’re all familiar with that delicious peanut butter sandwich, you know, the Nutter Butter! – [Link] Yes, oh! – But there exists another universe in which every single snack on the shelf only comes in some kind of dairy form and that’s why they have the Nutter Udder. – Uh-huh, they’re big into cows and… The udders. Right, there’s two on this side and there’s two on that side. – Hey Link, put that thing in your mouth. – Well get it a little higher. I wanna have a calf-like approach. – [Rhett] Okay. There’s four teats, just pick one. And you really gotta suck on it. – Mm, mm, there it is. – Now describe your experience, both the sucking and the tasting. – The teat itself tastes absolutely nasty. (Rhett laughs) I only got it– – You gotta get past the teat, you gotta get past the teat. – Mm! – This isn’t about the teat, this is about what the teat provides. – Oh yeah, if you’ve ever milked a cow, you’ve really gotta do that. You’ve gotta like… – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – Grab the base, squee… – You look like you’re having fun. My shoulders are getting tired. – That juice is good! – Let me get into… – That is some Nutter Butter milk y’all! – Let me get a dangle. – Now it’s not gonna be easy, I’m telling you. Just… Is yours good? Maybe I could. Mm! Mm-hmm! This one flows a lot better. That’s just not a good teat. – I’ve got a geyser over here. – That’s the stingy teat. – Whoa! – This is the best tasting stuff I’ve ever– – I got like, a half gallon of Nutter Udder milk and I’m not complaining about it. Woo, that’s good! I love everything about this! – [Link] Mm! Mm! – It just tastes like liquid Nutter Butters. I mean, if you don’t like that– – The only thing that could be better is if there was a hairy animal above it and I was like, literally like, suckling a cow. – Well we have both done that, we have both had milk directly from a cow and I enjoyed that but– – That is good too. – It didn’t taste this good. Okay, Nutter Udder, delicious dimension! Oh, hi there. Okay, you may be tempted to believe that the incredibly creative culinary team over at the Mythical Kitchen is responsible for all these incredible food creations but that’s not how this works, we’re getting these from a different dimension! – No, course not! – But you know what? They do do some pretty amazing things over there. There’s a whole channel, Mythical Kitchen, check it out. – Yeah, give it a watch. Now in normal times, we humans love to party. I love thinking about parties. When I think about parties, it makes me think about what? In blankets? – Oh! Pigs in a blanket! – Pigs in blankets. – You mean these? – Yeah but there is a universe that’s never heard of blankets and that’s why we brought back… (cow bell dings) – Pigs in a Snuggie. – Pigs in a Snuggie. – Yes, yes. – Look at that Snuggie you got there! – Yeah you got a little Snuggie. – That’s nice, got the pockets and everything. – This is the guy we met in the other dimension. – No that’s Chase. – Oh that’s Chase. – He’s just a dude in a Snuggie. – Oh, okay. He’s just doing something thematic. – Look at, look at the details here. You got the pockets and… It isn’t… You talk about taking parties up a notch, y’all. This is doing it. – Oh! – And the beauty of it is– – It tastes just like a pig in a blanket. – But it’s more blanket. – Yeah. Which is really a nice thing to have a little extra blanket. – I’m never gonna argue with having more crescent roll wrapped around my– – More blanket! – My sausage. – And this particular universe is not content with just one form of crescent wrapped pork tubes. They also have, ring that bell, Link! (cow bell dings) – Oh that wasn’t fun. (cow bell dings) – Pigs in a Huggle. – Pigs in a Huggle. – Pigs in a Huggle! The latest comfortable craze. – Yeah, ’cause look at his Huggle. Lando was asking me for one of these, I mean, we got so many blankets in our house, son. Slow your roll. – So this is, I mean, first of all the thing I’m noticing because I know you’re into more crescent, I’m into more wiener, you know. So it’s just like, this one’s got a big old, that’s not a Little Smokie, that’s a Medium Smokie in the middle there. – Mm. – That’s a Vienna Sausage. – That is so nice. – Wow! – Yeah. You got a bigger sausage in the middle and the Little Smokies for the arms. – I like the way they bake in this universe, they’re so into comfort and you know, Spanx are illegal. – Spanx aren’t comfortable? Is that what you’re saying? (Rhett chuckles) – I haven’t worn them but I’m imagining they’re not. – I thought there was something about pulling all that together that gave you a sense of comfort. – Hey, they’ve still got more stuff, ring that bell. (cow bell dings) – Pigs in a slanket. – Pigs in a slanket. (Rhett laughs) I mean, this is starting to look like a daggone rocket ship! Look at that! So you might be tempted to think that’s a Snuggie but give them a swirl. Yep. It’s basic, what’s the difference between that and the Snuggie? – Bigger? – Now he’s just reaching. – I think it’s a different inventor. Oh this is totally different. I mean, it kind of looks like a– – [Rhett] A pork angel. – [Link] A pork angel, yeah. – Well look, they just kind of came out. That’s good. And you get a full sized wiener. – I mean, it could be a mermaid situation. – And this is my favorite part, check this out. You shoot the wiener rocket. (Rhett impersonates rocket) – Don’t be shooting– – The boosters are coming off! Right into your mouth. – And then this is kind of like a chip. – Mm! There’s so much to like about this. – Spreading all these out, you know. Have your wiener options. This is a nice party. Remember parties? – Okay, pigs in various blanket clothing. – Delicious dimension! Ladies and gentlemen, the most tempting disc this side of a Frisbee. Babybel cheeses. Even lactose intolerant people gotta rip these things open and just, you either give it a nibble or I think you probably swallow these like a pill. – Two bites. I’m a gentleman. – But here’s the sad thing, there’s a universe that doesn’t have this but they’ve got something that’s actually better and more specified because it’s just for mommy. They have Mommybel cheeses. – [Rhett] Mommybel cheese, okay, so– – The packaging’s a little bit different but for good reason. – Yeah, so each one of these is basically a compact. – Oh yes. – So you’ve got your little mirror, you can check yourself out, make sure that mommy looks good. – That’s right. – And then there’s alcohol in here, Link. – Well because in this parallel universe, children are absolute monsters. – Oh, they’re not in this universe though. (Rhett laughs) – Even more so. – They’re worse! Extremely worse in this particular– – If somebody gets pregnant, they get a sympathy card. – Oh really? – There’s a law that only one kid is allowed on a plane. – Dennis the Menace is just called Dennis. – Because it’s kind of redundant otherwise? – Yeah, yeah. – Okay, I get it. – When you get pregnant, you don’t read child rearing books, you just watch The Omen. That’s the kind of situation that we’re in here. – So you, girl you got to dig deep and get this alcoholic Babybel. Mommybel, I’m sorry. – You know how moms just dig into their compacts with their fingers. (crew laughs) Oh! I got vodka over here. Oh that’s vodka cheese. Mommy like! – Am I supposed to pat myself down with this? – That’s not how it works typically. – Oh this is red wine! – Man. I’m gonna save– – Wine and cheese is a good thing! – I’m gonna save a little bit for my wife. (Link shrieks) But I got, I’m gonna save her about half. – When you mix wine and cheese, it kind of has a coagulation situation going on. – You don’t like the coagulation situation? – The coagulation situation, I’ma give this to Christy too. – Yeah, yeah, there’s plenty in there for Jessie. – For putting up with our children. Loving our children! – She’ll get the message and then we’ll all watch The Omen together. – But this is fun. In the same way as Babybel, you’ve got interesting packaging that you can utilize it but you can also play with it. – Are you telling me that we’re about to have an alternate universe, oh gosh. – Queen sweep? – Queen sweep? – I am, girl! – [Rhett] Uh-oh, Mommybel cheese? Delicious dimension! We did it! (Link yells) – [Link] You know what that calls for? – Oh yeah, here we go! Mm! Mm! – Ah! Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell! – I think I got the one that’s hard to get. (Rhett laughs) – Does that mean I’m sucking on your teats? – Probably, you know what time it is. – Hi guys, we are from (indistinct) – And we’re playing Will It Cereal? – And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality! (Rhett and Link laugh) – Classic video conference. – They’re not easy. – All right, click the top link to watch us discover some unbelievable Doritos flavors. – And to find out where the wheel of mythicality’s gonna land. – Wow. That is… (cook coughs) I think I got three whole Altoids.