GMM 1953: What Am I Hearing? (Challenge)

Can a bionic ear, make it easier to hear? (cheerful music) – Good Mythical Morning. – This is the HAUSBELL Scientific Explorer Bionic Ear, not a sponsor. And it’s supposed to give you a heightened sense of hearing. Now, some of the satisfied customers said they could hear their neighbors talking all the way down the street! You’re right here next to me. Let me see if I can tell what you’re whispering. Just give me a nice little whisper. – Sometimes I wish I had a second thumb. – Sometimes I wish I had a second thumb. – But, I do, I meant a third thumb. (crew laughs) – Okay, well this thing is supposedly- – It seems like it works. I tried it earlier. – Yeah, I mean you sounded like you were right here. – It’s crazy. – It will supposedly give us better ears than a puppy dog at dinnertime. But what I do know is that it will absolutely give us an idea for a ridiculous game. I mean, it already has. It’s time for We’ve Got a Bionic Ear and We’re Rearin’ to Listen; Do I Hear The Sound Of Two Fishies French Kissin’? Welcome to the What Zone. – We’re gonna be testing the limits of the bionic ear that’s right here. And in just a second, Stevie, AKA the lady with the lovely voice is gonna be joining us as one of us uses this bionic ear to try and guess what the other two are doing. They’re gonna be performing a crazy task as quietly as possible and then we’re gonna be switching around round-robin style. – Yes, the doers have to fully complete a test that under normal circumstances, would be pretty loud. And it’s up to them to execute this task as quietly as possible, but still do the entire task, but so they don’t give it away to the listener. The listener is gonna get three guesses. Three points if they get it on the first guess, two points they get it on the second guess, and one point if they get it on the third guess, and if you don’t get it at all, you get zero points. – The loser in the end is gonna have to endure a whole bunch of noisy punishments in Good Mythical More in their end. I said “in their end.” – End of their end? (radio interference buzzes) – Welcome Stevie! – Hey, not so loud. Ah, not so loud! Ah! – Welcome Stevie. – Thank you. This is the GMM set? It looks so different in person. – [Rhett] Yo, that’s quieter, nice. – Okay, so we’ve got these headsets. We’re gonna put these on and then Chase is going to tell us what our task is so that Rhett cannot hear it. – Okay, I’ll point away for a bit. – [Link] Don’t listen. Don’t even turn that thing on right now. – I’m pointing away for this and not turning it on. – [Chase] Link and Stevie, this is your task: open a can of soup, empty it into a bowl, and slurp all the broth while jumping on a trampoline, holding hands. – Okay, when do I start listening? – You can start listening. – You’re whispering very, very quietly. – You can’t get your shoes. – You said something about getting something on your shoes. (can pierces) Okay. (can pierces) Something’s cracking. Egg cracking? No. Is that a saw? (container cracks) Oh! That’s loud! That’s like a stirring motion. (Rhett and Stevie whisper) (Stevie laughs) Laughter. Something plastic. (both laugh) Something funny and something plastic that’s funny. (trampoline squeaks) – [Chase] All right Rhett, any guesses? – I hear a ping pong ball. (Rhett clears his throat) And I hear… Link sounds like he’s on pogo stick. – Oh! – Is Link on a pogo stick? – Why are you… – And Stevie’s like, she’s clapping for him ’cause she’s excited. My official guess is: Link is on a pogo ball from back in the 90’s and Stevie has two ping pong balls, she’s clappin’ ’em together in celebration. – No. Okay. – That’s officially my answer. – [Chase] Doers can you keep going a little bit? (Stevie groans) (Link slurps) – Is Link just jumping up and down? He’s on something that’s bouncy. Oh. An exercise ball. (Stevie slurps) And he’s drinking a mocha. – [Chase] Is that your second guess? – It’s officially my second guess. – [Stevie] What am I doing? – Stevie’s here too, but… – Stevie is… – All right, you need a third guess man, ’cause you’re on the right track, but it’s not happening. – Well you’re both enjoying some sort of sustenance and exercising at the same time. – Yeah I do. – And the sustenance is a little bit wet. It requires slurping. Are you on the things that we used to bounce on as kids that had handles? – That can be your official guess, even though you don’t know the name. – Those things that had handles that you bounced on his kids. – And what else? (Stevie laughs) – Slurping some Gatorade. – All right, let’s see. (Stevie laughs) Remove your blindfold. We’re holding hands, jumping on a trampoline while eating soup that we’ve opened. (buzzer blares) – Trampoline was the… I would have guessed a thousand other things before I guessed trampoline. – Mines like pretty, pretty silent. Your fingers are twice as long as a normal humans. – Yeah. I have long fingers. (radio interference) – Okay, Stevie is in the hot seat. Can you hear us? – Yeah. (Rhett rubs his hands) – Are you pulling the trigger? – No. – Pull it. – Ugh. – You hear that? – What, did it zap you? – No, it just is like very shocking. – Tell us what to say, our objective. – [Chase] Rhett and Link, this is your task: fill a pie tin completely with whipped cream, then pour your box of cereal onto the whipped cream, then pie the other person in the face. – Are you gonna start doing it now? – [Chase] You must go one at a time. – Okay, we’ve just gotten our instructions. – [Stevie] Okay. – Okay. Walk over to me. – Walk over to me. – What? – Oh, I thought that’s what you said. – No Stevie, I won’t walk over to you. (Stevie laughs) – Stevie. (whipped cream sprays) Shaving cream? Aerosol? Whipped cream type of thing. More of a spray (spraying intensifies) that’s getting, like louder, close. It’s scaring me what you’re doing with it. It could be paint, but it has like more of a viscous thing. (cardboard rattles) You’re opening some kind of package. Perhaps crackers, cereal, and you’re laughing at me like jerks. (bag rustles loudly) (Rhett and Link chant “wiener”) You have said wiener a lot and you’ve poured out Skittles. M&M’s? Something like that. (cereal rustles) A lot of ’em. (crew laughs) – Let me have it. – Let me have it. (cereal falls) (both laugh) I heard some thing from the crew that they’re not happy with what you did so I’m guessing that Link did it. There was like a whipped cream- Oh God! (bag crinkles) I scared myself. There was a whip cream layer that you poured a lot of Skittles all over and you’re continuing to do that which makes me think they’re not Skittles or M&M’s. (whipped cream sprays) Whipped cream, Cheese Whiz, whipped cream, Skittles. Oh, oh! You’re blowing the Skittles with the compressed air. (Rhett and Link chant Seiner) Seiner, wiener, wiener. – Yeah, that’s how you do it. – That’s how you do it. – Okay, Stevie, we need a guess. – I don’t know, something with whipped cream. – [Rhett] You’re right with the whipped cream. – Okay. – So you didn’t get the last action. – Compressed air that you’re blowing. – I will say the Rhett went first and he failed and then I went second and I succeeded. – But I followed the instructions. – For one point, what do we do with whipped cream to the other person. – And the wiener’s not… – Wieners just – That’s just a distraction. – That’s how we say to encourage one another. – Ugh! – We put the whipped cream on our wieners. – You put the whipped cream… – [Chase] You’re real close, there’s whipped cream and then something else and then they did something to each other. – When we were opening it, you knew what it was and you said it. – Cereal, cereal, cereal! – Yes. – You put whipped cream on each other, then poured cereal on each other. – Okay. – I feel like she can get a half point for that. – Remove your mask, we’ll give you half a point. We made a whipped cream pie (bell dings) with cereal and pied each other in the face. – Oh. – Yeah. – I can see that now. All right, yeah, that’s… (Link chants “wiener”) – Seiner, wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener! (radio interference) – You know what, before we continue this game, Link you can listen in on this. – Oh I’m listening. – I think you’ll find it important. You’re not pointing it anywhere close to us. – No. – That’s cool though, because if you want – Oh there you are. to get the Rhett and Link Sing Lionel Vinyl, you gotta be a third degree member of the Mythical Society, you need to be joining quarterly or annual third degree by June 30th to make that happen. – I think I’m dialed into you. – You are right now. – Dial out, dial out. – All right, we’re gonna get our instructions so don’t listen to this. – [Link] Okay. – [Chase] Rhett and Stevie, this is your task: stand in the kiddie pool and blow up the pool floaty on either end. When you were finished blowing up your section of the floaty, cut it with hedge sheers. – Hmm, okay. So I guess we got to… – I’m back on. – I guess we gotta, you know, take these off. – Oh, they’re taking something off. – Gotta roll, let it roll. – [Stevie] Okay. – I hope the shoes look good. – It’s kinda weird that you got on socks. – Wiener, wiener. – [Rhett] It’s something smokey you’re doing. – Oh, yeah, this feels interesting. – You wanna take the big part? – Take the big part? – Take this part. – Okay. (loud inflation) – Oh running water. Or inflating, something’s inflating. – You’re blowing so loud, I can’t hear if I’m blowing. – [Rhett] Oh, oh, oh, oh. – [Link] Oh, now Stevie’s blowing. Stevie’s breathes are much shorter. (Stevie gurgles) – What? – [Stevie] Okay. – Okay. Did you seal it off? (pump whirs) – Oh, oh. Sounds like you’re using a pump now. You were using your lungs to blow something up, now you’re just gonna pump to blow things up. – It’s limp. – It’s not working. – It’s limp. – I just wanted him to say “It’s limp.” – We want it to get really hard. – Yeah. (pump bangs) – Oh gosh! That’s loud. All right, so they want something to get really hard. – It’s gotta get really firm. – Okay. Okay, I get it, you’re blowing something up and you want it to be firm, yeah. – God. – This must be a fricking… – I’m lightheaded. – This is like a wrestler-sized blow-up doll. – Do you wanna go first or… – Yeah, I’ll go first. – It’s like a blow-up Andre the Giant doll. – I feel so powerful. – Just go right there and just, yeah, just go hard. – Go right there? – Go hard, go hard. (Stevie grunts) (Rhett yells) (both laugh) – Are you trying to bust it? Trying to pop it? – Yes, you did. – Hold on, hold on. – You did great, you did great. – [Stevie] Sh, sh! – What? – Yeah. – Oh yeah, finish it off. – Yeah! – Okay, all right. – Here, here. I’ll hold it, I’ll hold it. – So you’re… – Okay. – Okay. – It’s gonna be really fast, okay? – Go hard, go hard, go hard. – It’s gonna be really fast. (both shout) – [Link] Okay. All right, so they just popped it. – [Both] No. – Oh gosh. – Oh yeah. Yeah. (water splashes) – Oh! Oh gosh, it’s gushing blood. (Rhett laughs) You killed it. – Yeah. (Stevie sighs) – All right, so you’re all over it, you’ve said a couple of things that are very close. – I’m guessing you blowing up and popping a blow-up doll. – You blowing up and pumping. (all laugh) But what are we in? – What are you in? – What are we in? – Yeah. – Give me a sound. (water splashes) Baby pool. – Okay, you’ve got everything that you need. – Okay, yeah, I bet Stevie’s in a baby pool in her socks (crew laughs) blowing up a a blow-up doll and then popping it. – But we’re in a baby pool so would it be a blow-up doll? – Just a floaty. – Okay. – You’re in a baby pool, you’re blowing up pool floaties. – And then we popped it with… – You popped it your… (hedge trimmers grind) hedge trimmers! (Rhett gasps) – Hedge trimmers. – [Chase] Take off your blindfold. – We’re gonna give you a full point for that Link. (bell dings) – What? Oh look at you and your socks in the baby pool. – Yeah, feels kinda good in a weird way. (radio interference) – Okay Rhett, since you did so horribly, we’re gonna give you this last round to redeem yourself and then potentially put Stevie in the loser slot for the Good Mythical More punishment. – That’s what I’m trying. – All right. – Hard. – Let’s see what Chase has to say. Don’t listen to this! – Okay, okay, okay. – [Chase] This is your task: stand on the bed of bicycle horns and toss a small children’s keyboard back and forth a total of seven times each. – You ready, you going? – [Stevie] Okay. – We gotta put these down before we start. – Yeah. I hope that my wet socks don’t cause any issues. – Stevie’s still got wet socks. – This is quite a contraption. – [Rhett] Quite a contraction? There’s a contraption involved. – [Link] Sh, okay. – Oh gosh, I am concerned for my safety. – Stevie’s concerned. – Don’t touch any of that. – Okay, thanks. – Don’t touch any of that. – Oh my god, this is hard. – [Rhett] It’s hard, okay. (crew laughs) It’s funny too. – I shouldn’t have had that gassy thing for breakfast that I had. – You feel like you’re gonna toot? – Yeah. – Oh my gosh. – I feel like I might toot too. – I hope we both toot at the same time. – [Rhett] It’s something that might make them toot. So is it going in your butt? (horns blare) Oh, god! (crew laughs) Oh my god. (piano plays) I don’t need this thing! – How are you doing so good? – Okay, it’s like a bicycle horn. – How are you doing so bad? – [Rhett] It’s over there. (piano plays) – Don’t throw this at my face. (piano plays) – Are you on a bicycle? (piano plays music) (Stevie mumbles) – I’m taking my headphones off. – You’re just listening in the room now? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. You’re so loud! You’re moving in so many places, there’s so many places that you’re going! – I can’t believe you haven’t tooted. Why is yours not tooting? – You’re on tricycles with little horns on them. – Oh shi- – And then there’s a little organ of some kind. – Okay, I’m tooting now. – [Rhett] Are you on tricycles? – No. No, we’re on something that you’ll never guess. (piano plays) What is the sound that you’re hearing? – [Rhett] A bicycle horn. – Yes. – And then there’s a little synthesizer that’s a part of it as well. – Okay and then what are we doing with it? – You’re riding it. – We’re riding it? – You’re walking around with it and playing with it. – We’re riding it. – Well then why did you say, when I said you’re riding it, why did you say, “We’re riding it?” – We’re not riding it, I’m making fun of you. Look at us, we’re riding the keyboard. (keyboard plays) Oh I’m sorry, the synthesizer. – Okay, there’s a keyboard. (all laugh) – Okay, I think at this point, we’ll just let Stevie lose. – Oh come on! (bell dings) What the heck! – Take a look Rhett! You guessed some things right. I mean, there’s no way to guess what this is, but it’s a bed of bicycle horns and we were tossing a keyboard back and forth. (keyboard music plays) – That’s amazing! Did you guys just make that up or is that a game? – How are you not tooting constantly? – [Chase] Yeah, Caitlin made this. – I dunno. I didn’t toot until like halfway through. – I know and here I am tooting it up! – Yeah! – Well, congratulations, Stevie, you lost. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell, now you say, “You know what time it is?” – You know what time it is. – Rhett, what do you want to say? – See you in Good Mythical More! (all laugh) – Hi, my name’s Nick Daniels, I’m from Canton, Georgia and taking inspiration from Rhett, I’ve decided to recreate pictures of Noel Fielding as myself for my girlfriend. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – At first I was like, where’s he going with that? Oh yeah. – Pretty good. What I did with Jason Momoa, yeah. Click the top link (upbeat synthwave) to watch us find out what objects have the craziest energy, what, in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. – [Rhett] To get the Rhett and Link Sing Lionel vinyl release, join third degree quarterly or annual by June 30th. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details.

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