
it’s time to learn some stuff about James Bond that you didn’t know who are you I’m Travis from Abilene Texas good mythical morning good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by the red link community go to rhettandlink.com/store [Music] they’ll free to do it alright thanks for joining us today first of all right off the bat if you want to be in an intro of good mythical morning now is the time to make your video response to the latest good mythical morning episode which right now is this one but then in subsequent episodes it will be other ones welcome back didn’t expect you here today tis yeah I know I got back a little bit early I thought wow I thought you would see my day you know here Monday’s episode I know you kind of set expectations though he’s gonna be out all week and well I’m backyard I just could not stay away ladies and gentleman please welcome my co-host for today’s episode while links away we’ve got co-hosts this week or today it’s moustached link I I’m glad to be back people I missed you right I missed you too I missed you a little bit mister I’m gonna grab you on the shoulder in order to emphasize it and also create a little bit of awkwardness why don’t you grab me on the shoulder to bring the awkwardness other shoulder bring other shoulder but this is not a game of Twister I meant move this hand of the shoulder and that now that’s the perfect level of awkwardness I missed you I’m glad to be back have you been watching the show while you’ve been gone that’s my question I hope not no I haven’t watched a show but I have read the comments to see how much I was missed and I was I was disappointed in the level of missingness from you people who decide to comment now I I believe there is a silent majority of people who really missed me that didn’t comment and that’s okay because I would like to thank the people who filled in for me I’d like to thank Chuck testa think joe bereta I’d like to think Locke and Shepherd I understand that they were all based on the comments that they were the coast yeah and some of the thumbnails I listen you don’t have to go back and watch him because all we really did was just talk about how great you are and how much we missed you and how the show is not the same without you you know there was no trash talking there was no talking about what we’re gonna do to you during the apocalypse say with chucktesta there was no talk about you know in the fact that I might be joining a new duo on the Internet none of that we didn’t talk about any of that was about you and how we really like this without you and this is not a split screen by the way this is see look look I couldn’t do that we don’t know we don’t know how to do that you’ve already touched my chest so that’s taken care of I mean what what you know what you haven’t acknowledged Maya my mustache oh yeah yeah I said you’re welcome mustache Link oh yeah you did you did that’s all you’re gonna say well I gotta be honest with because that people are already commenting about the mustache but you just don’t if you don’t like the mustache don’t comment on I don’t need it I don’t like it too bad cuz you’re gonna have to put up with it the entire month of November I would I would pass by mirrors and give myself a double take I was like who is that 70s era detective who keeps following me in in mirrors I I had a beard for you know it just kind of grew a bit and I shaved it off and I went in there and Lincoln said first thing he said was you look like a guy from a detective movie oh good that’s what Lincoln told me I mean I think it looks good you you’ve got some shape to it you have to have it you have to assume a certain look in your eye when people look at it I’ll be honest I was hoping for a little bit more mustache by this point really but you know we got all month so kinda you can you can surprise us double-oh-seven let’s move right into the business of the day from I know I think we’re gonna prove that I know very little about double-oh-seven yeah and in this but I do know that the movie is is there’s a brand new one there’s a brand new one yeah actually my friend premiered last night premieres today okay so go and watch sky Skyfall now this is not about Skyfall engine this is about James Bond in general okay he’s been around for a long time and what we’re gonna do is I’ve got some trivia for you link and I’m gonna give you some true/false no payments and this is an opportunity for for you people to learn and I predict to learn from my mistakes I’m just I’m just hedging already here that you know I have a 50/50 chance with every single one of these if you get all these rights but this is just a learning opportunity okay this is not this I don’t need to prove myself I already have a mustache if you get all these right I will get you some ice cream you’ll get me some yep okay all right before it was true or false okay Ben in Ben & Jerry’s any anything you want I’ll give you ice cream with gold flakes in it if you get all these right okay Goldfinger flakes before it was a blockbuster movie franchise Joel deny flakes hey we have a lot of stuff here okay place through it before it was a blockbuster movie franchise James Bond was originally a series of novels true true that is right if written by Ian Fleming Ian Fleming we were penpals the first James Bond movie was mr. note Paul’s doctor no I know some stuff yeah two for two ice cream can you taste it yeah no no no not yet it won’t last it was what they call softball I which is a deli is the next James Bond movie yeah yeah they all have some video industry back where much where my softball even mr. soft bars is the henchman did the bad guy the last film watched by US President Herbert Hoover before he died in 1964 was the 1963 Bond film From Russia With Love true and it that’s it’s listed as the cause of death false JFK while he was president it was the last film that he watched you think he was watching it in the car when they should know Herbert Hoover they didn’t have that kind of technology Herbert Hoover would have been like 90 years old yeah that’s exactly what I was thinking which to I said the role went to Timothy Dalton but the first choice to play by Nana daylights was pierce brosnan hmm no but I’ll say true true that’s right Timothy Dalton ended up playing Timothy Dalton I think we all agree worst bond ever let’s move on and Jason does not agree you think Brosnan’s the worst ever Roger Roger Moore is the worst ever you’re fired in 1985 it’s nice and big deal you don’t thank you Sam singer wait don’t read this singer Wayne Newton plays crooked televangelist professor Joe butcher what Wayne Newton was in a bun did you know this 1999’s license to kill false it was Johnny Cash no people truly Wayne Newton was in a James Bond television you told me the answer and I stood it and get it right absent in casino role Casino Royale and quantum of solace solace solace or solace I mean a book technically Roy Allen solace dude yeah Skyfall will see the return of the beloved character The Nutcracker it’s not Christmas yet man no that would be softballs that’s it’s false I can’t remember who it is but it is false it’s Q stands for quartermaster let’s meet these up before he was a special agent bond served as a paratrooper in the Air Force vaults that’s right he was a commander in the Royal Navy 1964’s Goldfinger film marked the first appearance of bonds famous Aston Martin db5 Fawcett db6 true it is a db5 author Ian Fleming was an avid birdwatcher and named the character James Bond after famous ornithologist James Bond studier of birds I hope that that’s true it is true awesome I love that is truth my favorite fact on earth now and he thought James Bond was suitably brief and unromantic interesting how that happens well when you love birds you got a little time for much of the motto on the bond family crest is the world is not enough true true your honor rolling that’s correct it’s also the name of a movie I get half what’s the James buy and still have half an ice cream by the way no that’s not works buzz favorite card game is go fish thoughts it’s war the game that just won’t end I kids play war Mike when it is gonna be over it’s actually bucka bucka rata yeah you say that it’s a shuffleboard it’s a befuddling french game they describe it oh that’s redundant all French games of buttling the fictitious the fictitious company bond uses as a cover in several films is Dulles travel agency no it’s a marijuana dispensary false false is correct but it is Universal exports I’m with Universal X Porsche I’ve got a bunch of softballs over here softball okay bond always asked for his gin and tonic to be served shaken not stirred sure true it’s a martini man taking its turn no ice cream for you dang it no I still have a quarter of an ice cream that was a curveball Sean Connery wore a toupee in all his James Bond films true surprise Sean Connery wore a toupee in every one of the Bond films really unbelievable this mustache is fake there are a total of nine double-o agents you know he’s double of seven there are a total of nine including him true that is true they’re mentioned in many different places two more James Bond has punched 352 people in all of his movie so far he came you live here are that many in each total truth nope never punched anyone James Bond has killed 352 okay curve ball yeah I was through softball oh just guide okay I’m losing it okay here we go never had it to begin last one James Bond has had relations with 52 women in all of his movies and you know what I mean by relations I don’t mean he’s related to him 52 cumulatively yes false he’s that he’s a he’s celibate true 52 women oh one for every week in the year okay we learned a lot today yeah a false Daniel Craig does not speak English true it’s all a little dove yep okay so listen uh as we’re spinning the wheel the proper way I mean you know one thing I did miss about you is the way you spend the wheel it really brings a joy to my heart we believe in it we need more wheel suggestions for you we’re running out of ones that we want to use so submit those in the comments or Facebook or Twitter let’s see how this episode is going to end blackness push-up contest here now ringing yeah now before we start I would like to say that I believe technically we should take the number of push-ups that we can do and we should multiply it times our arm length then that would be technically fair math has nothing to do with this let’s do it [Music] Lincoln 22nd lincoln 28 granite 26 lincoln 29 league at 30 31 okay now multiple multiply that times our arm links months 37 inches how does it feel like to be loser well I’m not used to it that’s for sure [Music]
