I have never eaten a Twinkie and now I will never be able to let’s talk about that hey I’m Austin and this is Isabel or from Cedar City Utah good mythical morning good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by catalyst the guys with the Guru the goods including the amazing beard head it’s a hat it’s a beard it’s everything you could ever want and I had warming device you may know in fact I think if you’re in America you probably definitely know this that hostess hostess has gone bankrupt and now Twinkies are scarce rare they’re being they’re gonna go out of business so they’re being sold for thousands of dollars here in Los Angeles yeah uh yeah on eBay or just on like street corners because I have not seen any any Twinkie low street corners but I know that there’s some Craigslist as there some $3,000 ebay it’s bedlam I do i I want to discuss this yeah you know I’ve already established in the teas at the top of this thing that that I’m on I’m in foreign territory here but that I mean the bedlam associated with this is just unintuitive when it came to me now first of all host is they make things other than Twinkies everybody’s going nuts over Twinkies they’ve got the cupcakes chocolate cupcakes I have had those those are great well I mean I’m sad for those bread they make Wonder Bread for sheesh sakes when you talk first of all let mean you know what why all that’s going to be end them about Twinkies all that’s going to be said about Twinkies not being around and hostess being out of business or whatever and they’re saying that maybe it’ll be bought by somebody else and it’ll the Twinkie will have a resurgence and everyone’s already talked about that I don’t want to talk about that today what I want to talk about is the mind-blowing truth that you delivered to me in this week when you told me that you have never had a 20 and listen we’re each other pretty well well we were in that we were in the car and you know the the radio people are coming on is going on nuts about all the Twinkies going away what are we going to do interviewing people on the street oh the Twinkies oh my goodness the worm I’m gonna give them Twinkie fix because the Twinkies that really is that how they were saying it and so then we start talking about it and and you’re like right there with them you’re like oh yes the Twinkies I can’t believe it we should go find one right now and eat it and I’m like I don’t get it I’ve never had one and it’s just it’s just not that big of a deal why are people so up in arms about it well and then you just cut rain down on me with just anger almost to me that’s like a modern person saying I’ve never had a shower no no I mean it’s like I mean I know it seems impossible that I’ve avoided showering but listen I just I’ve never actually done it I mean I’ve had a bath yeah of course I’ve had a bath but I’ve never let the water trickle down over my head onto my body that it’s that foreign to me that no listen I am not upset about Twinkies going away because I cannot recall the last time I had a Twinkie it was definitely as a child when keys are not a part of my life Twinkies are not a part of my family’s life my kids don’t eat anything like that you want to be soft you gotta be firm there’s a right time for snacks and I say when then I insist on hostess golden Twinkie snack cakes with cream filling fresh wholesome hostess meets my top standards every hostess Twinkie is a great great combination of gold and light sponge cake on the outside and then fluffy cream filling on the inside so come on boys and girls you asked your mom to get you a packager to a fresh hostess Twinkies at your grocery stores the closest they get to eating something that has like it is like some a health bar like a granola thing and my wife makes him eat stuff that’s good so they grow up and be smart you know well you’re saying Twinkies aren’t good for you too they’re not good for you no but you do point out something that is my point my argument exactly I don’t understand why people are so up in arms about something going away when obviously no one’s been by that’s the reason why it’s going away don’t deflate if you care about it get back to the issue at hand with if you cared about it you would eat it and you you or if it went away because you weren’t eating you wouldn’t be up in arms I don’t get it is it is either maybe I can state your I agree with your argument is an American staple I know no no it’s like a shower that’s what I’m getting back to you’re saying that Twinkies are an American staple I don’t see it a Twinkie being like a shower is that was a hyperbole okay that is not technically true however it is unbelievable that you are a man that grew up in America and that you never even tasted a twink it’s this simple every time a Twinkie is presented to you there’s something right beside it that’s that seems tastier the least of which not being a candy bar or any or that cannot hate true or anything with chocolate because Twinkies are not my favorite hostess thing I much prefer the cupcakes so I know for a fact that I was presented with all those options in my life – I’m just saying that I was presented with them so I don’t maybe I’ve only had a dozen Twinkies but I’m saying to not have tasted the cultural icon that is a golden sponge cake cream filled finger that is the Twinkie that has made appearances in all kinds of pop culture which is been in all kinds of movies well let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area according to this morning’s sample it would be a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds that’s a big Twinkie – which in Vegas Coffee safely no balls yeah snowballs wisdom good wit guys oh this one key thing here ain’t over yet it’s not my fault it’s the Twinkies fault it doesn’t have any chocolate it doesn’t have anything it doesn’t have any redemptive value scared of it no I’m not a frightened of it no I’m you but I mean but here’s the thing just out of curiosity I’m a little bit sad now knowing that the only way you want is like spending $3,000 on ebay how ridiculous is that how stupid is that person going to feel the two weeks ago wasn’t buying a Twinkie put him out of business and now out of nostalgia sake it’s been in $3,000 I’m not that guy you know if you’re gonna are you gonna think different than me differently of me because I’m never gonna have had a Twinkie I will die without having a Twinkie now that they’re gone they might bring back something else I guess but like another cup and another company or something hold on a sec I didn’t see the Simpsons either you walked out on me when I said I didn’t see the Simpsons I’m not gonna get defensive about this okay okay Twinkies Fred well I’m not out for Twinkies and I am NOT going to tell you how me and Jason acquire tees because I hope you didn’t spend corporate money on eBay it may not be illegal but I’m not sure I’m not afraid to eat it I’m not ashamed to eat it now look the mean eating it is not gonna be admitting like some sort of defeat here let it out four of them okay pointing at you once pointing at me once pointing at Jason and what’s pointing at future night accounting now I’d like to point out that there are no other options on the plate and I’m pretty hung I’m sure that this was presented to you in some form I’m glad I’m here for this you like your dish to eat it too you’re becoming a man what I’m becoming I thought you gonna say like an American or something or you becoming an American man a shower eat American me I’m sad to think about it it’s what I thought it would be good good riddance I mean it’s not bad you what’s not bad but have you avoided this I mean I’m at Sam I’m gonna like take a bath in it well would you take a shower in it it’s much much more dense than I thought it would be and it’s actually Greece here you want to oh I got two more air yeah I’ll eat another one you think you can eat it I think I could eat I think I could eat it in one bite that’s what this is denigrating to I’m just it just kind of hit me how easy it was either one I think I can eat this in one bite I think I can – well how do you finish that one I didn’t do this one I just I’ll save that I’ll start over are we really doing this is this what this show is come down to we’re like indulging we’re like rubbing it in people’s faces they’re out there buying Twinkies cutting people’s throats for 20 ha ha and we’re eating them with in one bite I felt like we should eBay one of these at least or something yeah more easy do actually to compress this down not as good that way oh good I got something else for you well I hope you enjoyed watching this show Twinkies in our face hmm they’re not Twinkies they’re little Debbie’s crab cakes I know what we’re like abbendis not going extinct we got all kinds of these okay so you didn’t pay much for it that’s the only thing I really care about I also don’t understand your euphoria is it like have you pranked me or something so I still have never eaten a Twinkie is that what this is yeah but you’ve had to Cloud cakes and let me tell you like I feel a little bit sick you know what you basically beaten a Twinkie that’s my that’s what I’ve determined is that people listen don’t get upset about the Twinkies go buy a little Debbie’s cloud cake it’s the same thing it tastes just like it it’s got three holes on the bottom where they put the cream in you can eat it with one bite it’s actually individually wrapped instead of two to a pack all that Twinkies are two to a pack I think so Harley yeah sometimes he says Rhett is a bull link is a what buddies are what toreador it’s like a matador right hey Boone you want to do you want to get some of the Twinkie the imitation Twinkie hi I get to get out of my sight okay come back there you worthless little piece of Twinkie horn okay brought to you by Little Debbie