GMM 2070: Should These 90’s Toys Be Brought Back?

today the 90s are calling let’s talk about that [Music] good mythical mornings thundercats those apple versus pc commercials sitting inside pizza huts i loved all of those things but they’re gone now forever and time’s coming for the things that you love too yeah like shopping malls parking meters charging cables well actually all this sounds like forward progress yeah but not so fast because there’s plenty of junk that we need to reintroduce into our lives and for no other reason than for nostalgia it’s time for to be discontinued more products edition all right let’s get right into this what self-respecting kid did not want to be kevin mcallister in the 90s now with the release of the talk boy in 1992 and the talk boy deluxe in 1993 aka the very voice changer that he used in home alone too you could be him kinda now you can be as clever as kevin with tiger’s new talkboy tape recorder yeah hey stop drooling on me hey stop drooling on me tiger’s new talkboy tape recorder comes with audio ah battery’s not included we we got this uh both of these together for 184 on ebay uh a hundred and fifteen dollars for this one seventy dollars for this one that does not work so yeah mine doesn’t work man but does it feel so left out this was actually requested by john hughes the director of home alone too uh to be made for the film because he had this idea that like he’ll have like his voice recorder the talk boy and so they made it so if you actually look at the uh the toy it says copyright 1992 20th century fox film corporation so they made this thing for the movie and then of course because kevin mcallister did it home alone too oh every kid in america was like i gotta give me one of those so i can get my sister’s boyfriend embarrassed yeah i mean it’s basically like a camcorder but just for audio the red link radio out they tried to make it and you put your hand in here and then you just start getting incriminating evidence from uh burglars and also trying to make reservations at the plaza hotel so let’s see if i can do that um just going to record this here howdy do this is peter mcallister the father i’d like a hotel room please you so you play it in slow mode in slow mode so let let me play it and get it to that point here we go this is peter mcallister the father i’d like a hotel room please dang it’s just like the movie man where do i get one of these it’s pretty great dude mine doesn’t work i’m so mad you can you can hold that one i’ll take the one that’s broken i can do it too here’s the reason that i don’t think we should bring this back and i hate to say it there are a lot of just phone apps that do this exact thing uh i’m not i haven’t seen the new home alone uh and so i don’t know if that happens but if it were to happen in that movie they probably would just use a phone and your phone but hold on a phone doesn’t do that but i don’t think that does anything anyway so as much as we hate to say it i think we’re saying the talk boy nah that’s whack here we have 1994’s sky dancers a graceful flying doll for girls and dragonflies an action figure designed for aerial combat for boys i think the secret is they’re the same toy see for yourselves catch a girl spin it oh they’re everywhere beautiful new style real flying dancers with magical wings and pretty dresses pull their magic star and they twirl and fly [Music] we’re the same thing but we’ve got bigger heads new dragonflies flying action figures with dragon launchers each sold separately new from gloom now the girls just gently catch them and the guys are trying to destroy each other you didn’t see one of the boys going they’re beautiful you know but there ain’t nothing wrong with a boy finding something beautiful or a girl crashing stuff that’s wrong with it yeah that’s the part of the 90s we don’t want to bring back but i do want to send this thing into the stratosphere oh before you do let me say that sky dancers were recalled in june of 2000 and then that’s when they were discontinued because can you guess eye injuries scratched corneas incidents of temporary blindness you’re not supposed to do this broken teeth a mild concussion a broken rib i’m going right in the mouth pull one and facial lacerations that required stitches okay i’m gonna pull my face away and pull the string okay okay i got it give it some gusto whoa okay now i understand how girl that catches it yeah yeah i’m going to send it right to you baby she’s beautiful [Laughter] what why so rough she’s gone all right okay i’m gonna pull my right hand and really get it going there it goes can i try this one see if you can catch this guy okay first of all he’s get ready for your proctology exam you think we could just get the guy to just sit right on it yeah he won’t mind important safety don’t read that yeah pull that right off don’t let trash wow killer bring that back no well hold on we haven’t decided i just can i have that again that looks so fun let’s do them together i think yours goes i just want to see if you can catch it i’m gonna go back i mean you catch one you catch you catch the lady three two one hey man these things i’m having fun now let me think can i do the big one yeah you can do it easy way okay uh if we have slow-mo replay dude went like this he was like this and then he just slowly elevated turn and just set right here he was like i wanna i wanna ride backwards okay let’s make this interesting okay and this is why they were recalled when you okay ready both hands up you’re gonna catch it and if you catch it we’re bringing this sucker back okay okay it’s all up to you neal oh dang that freaking that thing got a zing man reminding me of the only way i got on basin right now i was a bean ball okay i guess guys talking about baseball sky dancers and dragonflies what you didn’t catch it yeah they’re so dangerous yeah okay i am i’m gonna make a decision i like that i do too dangerous sky dancers and dragonflies bring it back hey get the last quarterly collective item of the year on mythical society it’s the talking rent link plushies sign up for third degree quarterly or annual by december 31st to be eligible and to actually get these things mythicalsociety.com for details get em okay the conair quick wrap styling kit from 2000 is a tool for beautifying hair with colorful string let’s see the commercial first yeah yeah yeah oh it’s a girl man hot yes one easy tool wraps hair strands with colored strings oh gosh because getting gum out of your hair wasn’t hard enough batteries beads and charms are yours for 24.99 what about those and it comes with a battery you get that battery and only one like this watch the string and the strand go into the threader then through the okay you hold hair taut as your friend pushes the button up and pulls the tool slowly down the stretch watch come right out of their scalp then put on the pretty shaped beads and tassel charms they’re definitely a band in real life [Music] i’m still learning what a bop is but i think that that jingle definitely that was a bop yeah yeah all right now it says this is not a toy close adult supervision is necessary when this product is being used on rat’s hair there’s at least one adult here you ready to do that yeah i don’t really want you to do this on my hair because what about this guy i you know what i don’t want to just i don’t want to lose any so why don’t you just why don’t you just adorn yourself i’m gonna put on a wig okay here’s what we’re gonna do so i pull this thing out of the bottom i’m really in my 90s garb too i didn’t even mean to do that hey this is a little bit blonder okay now what i’m going to do is i pull this out a little bit here bend down just a teeny bit i mean friend all right now the amazon description says it’s quote great for slumber parties or for primping for the next christina aguilera concert okay link here we come up is it is it oh yeah i’m totally wrapping your hair you’re gonna be a bassist i’m gonna be a bassist in the girl band oh it just turned pink think about how many pet dogs were traumatized when it’s being used on it oh are we good oh okay that’s nice and then i’ll take a little bead dealie dally you’re gonna you’re gonna bead me i cut it right cut below like this i mean this is fun right is there is there not something like this on the market now guys this is so cool i kind of want to do it all right stevie leave me like step right up [Music] are you gonna be in our bands well yeah tambourine i i feel tambourine coming on for steve hey listen chicka chicka here’s what i’ll say every time i’ve ever seen someone with one of these like strands in their hair like this i just imagined that it took a lot of time and it took a professional and they like went to some place at the mall or like a booth somewhere on the side of the street but no all you had to do was just grab this thing and spend some time with me for a little bit when you when you need me to load out all the amps and there’s a thing about just have there’s a thing about just having one you know what i’m saying it’s just like it makes you seem like almo like you hide this you know and everybody’s just like that’s just the normal roadie and then all of a sudden boom and you’re like i like to have a little fun what kind of weird stuff does that guy get into hey you know it’s got a transformative power stevie’s into it so i say the quick rap bring it back stevie isn’t there another product yeah it should be arriving by special delivery right now hey how’s it going hey guys excuse me sorry patty and dirk hey yeah sorry we invitations to our weddings yes right a little diy you know do it yourself we just thought it was like still happening huh you know kind of it’s kind of intimate you know uh this is so intimate it’s a dirty napkin dirk yeah well you know uh and it actually it says that the venue is is here so you’re gonna let them yes thank you very very much for letting us have the wedding so nice of you november 29th on mythical society which i don’t know what that is but it sounds like a cult which i think is very cool yeah we like cults um and are are you guys registered anywhere we should give them a gift oh it’s funny you should mention that because i have another napkin uh this is this is like a few gifts i don’t know uh so like we need a new set of like throwing stars because we keep losing them other ones are rusty yeah uh also a blu-ray of house of a thousand corpses which is uh it’s a really good movie about a a lot of corpses and a house cheeto thingies on it yeah yeah yeah yeah our old coffee is destroyed also they’re a pair yeah uh we’re in love so a dirt devil which is the most metal of vectors oh yeah okay uh and then a food processor like cuisinart or we’ll do a vitamix if you can’t find the cuisinart okay yeah yeah we just have the napkin here oh sure yeah take that that’s right is that a new lip ring oh it’s the same thing this is the engagement that’s the engagement lip ring yeah yeah yeah yeah this is canon link don’t you keep up with the lore yeah i just rarely make eye contact with your soul pack keep looking look at my lips when i’m talking to you listen um we were also wondering if it’s not too much trouble since you guys are like famous or whatever if you could like uh ask powerman 5000 if they could come to the wedding i i could try i guess i’ll take that as a yes power man 5000. i know you’re watching right now so you’re invited there’s a wedding there’s your invitation on the mythical society okay what did you bring in tonight yeah okay so here’s your thing that people don’t make anymore which is a very cool very very counter culture of you guys so you go by we’re getting married congratulations guys wow all right guys before you touch this thing all i’m going to tell you is it’s from the 70s sorry that’s just that’s the way i talk when i get hurt your toe came off oh sorry uh it’s it’s the it’s the color and texture of the 70s yeah you’re gonna have to each guess what you think it is without touching it i’m gonna give you a three two one and then the winner actually gets to try it out um i’m gonna say a neck massager oh three two one yeah massager i was supposed to say three two one um well that’s what it looks like but it can’t be because that wouldn’t be fun enough i’m gonna say it’s a crotch massage oh crap it’s a um well i mean i guess i have to determine which one of you is closer link is closer it’s the uh um it was made by stephen h hanson who you know of course he’s one of the hanson uh and they’re called hear muffs they’re cushion cased headphones that gently cradle your head and a big thank you to ed over at historictech.com for getting these tests so quickly it’s just a big headphone it basically said like so you can avoid the pain of resting your head on a pillow wearing headphones i made this so but they’re not wireless oh look at that oh no you put them on the back according to the they call them hear muffs the first headphones you wouldn’t kick out of bed look at that guy’s mustache man if he told me i could go back in time and just become that guy right now i would he i mean they talk about a pair i mean it is i might have to do it oh you can definitely oh okay oh you oh you unzip it oh i heard that oh oh what’s oh we got a dongle and i’m gonna hand it to chase cause he’s got a computer he’s gonna plug it in for you now they didn’t have a computer in the uh 70s but they had things that you could hear muffs play music through are you getting okay can you guess what i’m listening to something from the 70s that’s the spot uh oh yeah not for the 70s the booty night song can i get a little can i get a little listen yeah i know you want that listen to yourself look at me in the in the bed with my woman it doesn’t look like it’s wrapping around your head enough your head’s too big for it this is good that’s re-enacted you prop up prop up next to me what are we looking at he’s looking that way are we doing it are we nailing it you know what i actually i love the idea of this not only does it look great but i often think to myself even when you have a nice little fitting earbud if you want to like listen to something as you’re going to sleep and i’m a side sleeper that earbud will just it does bad things to your ear yeah but it doesn’t have to be nearly this big and i do think there’s products that do that matter of fact i own one it’s better than this oh yeah you did i saw you take that on tour i remember that’s right so it is much lower profile so the size of headphones has gotten smaller so does this no need for the hear muffs in my opinion so hear muffs nah that’s whack all right so we did bring back a couple of things a day or at least we would like to sky dancers and dragonflies safety not first and the con air quick wrap we’re changing the world one product at a time thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell you know what time it is hi my name is dylan angela alex tristan norah chloe austin we’re in chicago illinois and we just had a good mythical morning themed birthday party and it’s time to spend the weekend having fun i like that day in chicago click the top link to watch us guess what these etsy shops are selling in good mythical forms and to find out where the willow mythicality is gonna land you were cordially invited to watch the wedding of patty and dirk exclusively on the mythical society.com

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