GMM 208: The First Thanksgiving

hey link what are you thankful for well I have a list right here huh what do you thankful for I also have a list hi I’m Stephanie and I’m Olivia and we’re from Atlanta Georgia good mythical morning good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by the rhettandlink store christmas times coming up you got to get some gifts for people the best way to do that is go to Rhett link comm slash store get this shirt for good mythical morning you can get a logo shirt you can get all types of stuff you can get a CD of physical CD with rhettandlink song anything make your list kids put us on it give it to your parents or to your rich relatives Happy Thanksgiving oh okay yes it is happy on just another day to those of you who aren’t celebrating Thanksgiving but you can still be thankful or you can at least endure us sharing what we’re thing just think about it right now link there are people gather around a table maybe they’ve somebody put a laptop on the table and now they’re sitting there and they’re watching Kemetic good morning and grandpa’s like what is this mess who are these fools I wanted room turkey I don’t know why we waiting on this these are two turkeys what is this a roast turkey not two Turkish and then like the 13 year old granddaughter is like no trust me these guys are really funny and then he’s gonna watch the episode I don’t think they’re funny they’re stupid and this is a waste of your time and and Bill this is a waste of your money because aren’t you paying for her internet connection bill bill you’re fired for being my son and we’re ruining families left and right today yeah that’s what this is about happy things giving it Thanksgiving okay which brings us to a segment that we do every year this time starting this year Yeah right called I’m thankful for we’ve made a list and we’re gonna say things we’re thankful for I’m thankful for the person who invented the thumb drive that looks like a thumb is that exists yeah I’m thankful for is it on your Christmases I don’t want it but the fact that it exists makes me thankful I’m thankful for eyebrows they protect your eyes from the Sun and from the elements and they make you make you look normal they allow you to have all types of expression and I’m actually starting to refer to my mustache as a third eyebrow it’s a mouth bro this has been I am thankful for I get the feeling that if we wrote down the things that we were thankful for more often our list would probably be better yeah hello this is for great I am thankful for you and I’m thankful for the mail that you send in to us I’m thankful for the song that we’ve written to lead into it that’s a segue o23 you know what day it is mister day and the day means me all right in this package here there was a letter I have the letter but I don’t know what’s in the package up because Jason told me not to look into the package until I read the letter and B we were recording the episode of good mythical morning so this could be dangerous this could be shocking I don’t know what this is but I just know that he wants us to open it on the air so to speak okay dear rhett and Link good mythical morning from Australia i watch all your GM’s you guys are awesome and you always make me laugh thank you here are some chocolates for you and the kids hope you like this it’s just chocolates and okay I’ve put in some unique Aussie gifts feel free to put them in the time capsule maybe the aliens can clone some epic kangaroos for the future look for more videos to come lots of love from all your mythical beasts in Australia Michaela so I’m I don’t have something to do with kangaroos why don’t you reach in there and I don’t look don’t look he you don’t look just well Jason just pull it out really is it gonna shock me ah is that what I think it is yeah it’s a heart mr. kangaroo heart a lot of people oh yeah with it haha kangaroos hearts are covered in fur I think that’s the kangaroo scrotum oh oh well yeah we shouldn’t be touching it in but it has a tag who knew that they came with the tag genuine Australian souvenir kangaroo scrotum I was right I know one of those if I ever looked at it which I had never really wanted Happy Thanksgiving pass the cranberry sauce alright this will go in the mythical time capsule dear rhett and Link oh here’s a note about the mythical time capsule people this is very important if you want to put something in mythical time capsule you need to send it now meaning it needs to get to us by next Tuesday in order because the last time we’re putting stuff in a mythical time capsule is the next Thursday means mail are you with me people and then we have something in the works to do like a little burial show okay we’re not gonna get into that book okay my brother this’ll be in there recently went to Tokyo to meet his online girlfriend and brought me back some Japanese candy here it is Sondra Miller um I think we should talk about your brother eating Japanese girls online going to Japan hates fair game fair game and then buying things called the melty kiss oh look at this whoops hmm pretty good don’t look at the scrotum when eating anything nothing tastes good when looking at the scrotum okay hey rhett and Link I’m Sarah I’m 14 and I live in State College Pennsylvania in world history we were playing a current events game in teams the question was had a little bit of that my mouse still a study in Japan determined looking at pictures of blank makes office working more productive I was the only one in the class who knew the answer because of us baby animals man yeah I remember that thanks to you my history teacher thinks I’m much more aware of current events than I actually am good I’ve also sent you some middles worth potato chips these are good I’ve had these before my opinion the best chips ever made they are local to central Pennsylvania I really hope you like them that are doing it too messed up and shipping here rhettandlink I’ve been watching your videos for a couple years now and I know that Swedish fish is rets favorite candy so I packed this letter with sweetest fish sorry link I don’t know what your favorite candy is so I just picked starburst something like starburst I don’t I like Ashley Movember from Jordan Thank You Jordan not butter Snickers that’s my favorite and laughs he not let her Snickers um Rhett have a great birthday little late for that but you know I can have a birthday any day of the year I know you can Emma and she got whoa Oh like a whale made out of straws the guitar it’s a guitar Thank You Emma that’s a nice way to segue into time Ranger to Thanksgiving episode of time Ranger Rivers hey man Happy Thanksgiving Oh Haley Happy Thanksgiving thanks uh why aren’t you celebrating with your family well as you know I don’t like Turkey and they didn’t want to accommodate my dietary needs so I thought I’d get some fresh air what about you why aren’t you celebrating Thanksgiving with your family um I don’t have a family oh well look over there over there yeah gazebo oh yeah the gazebo let’s go check it out listen man I’ll chew you up let’s go back to the very first Thanksgiving ah okay yeah the very first Thanksgiving Plymouth 1621 let’s do it three two one this is totally yet well it looks like we’ll look over there over there you see that gathering of people around that table getting ready to eat yeah big table nice to see it’s available for us let’s go get him yeah be inconspicuous got to sneak over ha okay welcome everyone who would like to say what they’re thankful for by show of hand yes you with the mustache what are you thankful for ah yes ladies and gentlemen uh Pilgrims and Indians yep I want what Native Americans but it’s not America I don’t think native just like natives natives I am glad to be here with you and I just want to say you should all be thankful for the simple lives you’re leading nope on this note we we we are one of you we were we’re not time travelers from the future we we’re just part of your gathering we are all thankful we just showed up late that’s all that that’s all that happy s we’re no different than you exactly we’re all thankful I’m thankful that things are so simple I mean just fast forward like 300 years and you won’t be traveling with horses you’ll be traveling on mechanical horses and they’ll be called cars and the horses will be inside the car like it’ll be called an engine what being powered by what he means it seatbelts and everything is that you’re very industrious people and we we I mean we are we’re very industrious people and we will think of many amazing things I mean probably in these carriage lists or horseless carriages called cars that happen we will in collectively invent one day sure we’ll do things like go up to places that serve Turkey and we’ll talk into a little box and call it a drive-through yeah say hey please give me some Turkey I’ll take a number one turkey combo in the box we’ll say okay and then trot forward on your horseless car and well it’ll be like a gas pedal is that in that technically horses I mean they’ll say horsepower just to kind of give you a reference for you’ll get it how powerful it is you get a taco or burger and in like a they’ll be the drinks that made up sugar in them and will drink there’ll be so much bigger than you can imagine I don’t think they’re feelings on this one I don’t seem to be tracking then that’s what we’re thankful for we’ll pass it along to squanto’s want to hear yeah some care maybe not dude yeah what is this sorcery you speak Oh burned about the state oh it just hit me in the shoulder with a biscuit oh no let me get get back to the gazebo hmm yes you’re gonna spoil your dinner link boom flavor is just plain mm-hmm truly we are thankful for you if you’re thankful for something and it’s somebody make sure you tell them that’s my that’s my advice for you today tell people that you’re thankful for them on a scenic overlook link reveals his biggest secret um right yeah well I got I got something that I want to reveal to you really time I don’t know about all right well it’s a secret yeah I just want to want to reveal it um you know well all these years I mean what gender did you think I was you

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