GMM 2085: Crazy Free Stuff On Craigslist (Game)

does craigslist hold the free key to holiday gifting let’s talk about that [Music] good mythical morning before we get neck deep in the weird part of craig’s list just a heads up that this is the final week of season 20 of good mythical morning 20 was a big one and a quick one well time flies when you’re streaming an entire day for charity getting r rated on good mythical evening launching a surprise horror series on tick tock plus an animated gmm episode plus every single other episode of gmm that we delivered to your internet doorstep yeah we want to thank our team the team they’ve got a great theme thank you mythical crew for an amazing season and thank you for making this part of your daily routine yeah so this wraps up this week wraps up season 20. but don’t worry we’re going to still be here for the next two weeks counting down the best moments of 2021 on monday wednesday and friday and then before you know it we’ll be back in 2022 yes 2022 kicking off not just season 21 of gmm but also marking the 10 year anniversary of the show there’s lots to look forward to beginning right now forget oprah’s favorite things this holiday season look no further than your holidaddies and a guy we met on the internet named craig s list you may not be able to put a price on holiday spirit but can we put a price on some freaky objects that spent just a little too long in someone’s basement and are they good enough to give to our loved ones so many questions it’s time for twas the night before christmas and santa had extra special gifts all his elves went on strike so he resorted to craigslist the game the crew has sourced only the finest strange items craiglist had to offer we haven’t seen any of these ourselves some of them were free some of them were paid for and that’s really what we’re going to be competing to do to guess which ones were paid for and which ones were free we get one point for each correct guess lots of free stuff on craigslist apparently uh if the item is revealed to have cost money though we’re gonna get to guess how much we paid for it and whoever’s closest wins the point for that round and gets a bonus point if they were within ten dollars of the price that the crew paid for it in the end the winner will get to choose one item from the game to take home as a very special holiday gift for himself that he can snuggle with all night long hope you guys are ready to start this round with some pep because first up we’ve got a vintage burbank bulldogs cheerleading uniform the bulldogs oh snap pom poms they still use these oh man the smell that came off of these oh don’t shake oh man there’s some burbank coming off of these pom-poms this is a like burbank hormones this is the thick uniform man fill it at oh that’s nice they don’t make them that thick anymore this is hot this will be hot to wear don’t make them that thick oh look at that and there’s a nice really horrible line i’m have to try this on later uh if i get it if i win i’ll try it on for you good mythical more okay good this meant something to someone at some point this was like burbank this was like the peak of someone’s life potentially and then they just gave it up super vintage retro is how they described it for free would you throw in super vintage and retro if you thought that it was free [Music] um okay ready to guess yeah three two one paid we agree you guys you got us of course this is paid it’s super vintage and retro but the question is how much did we pay for it uh okay i mean this is this is kind of cool i could definitely see this hanging from the rafters in a tji fight burbank burbank burbank got a friday’s no chase has said no burbank does not he has a full list of restaurants let’s change this is there something that i can there’s barney’s beanery he is accessed in his burbank directory that is close okay there’s an outback all right i think you paid 43 dollars okay i went a little bit lower 29. guys we paid a hundred dollars for it it’s super retro vintage 100 link was closer but he does not get the bonus bonus i don’t get a third he gets a point all right i’ll take it all right no i’m i’m taking this yeah yeah you can have it there’s no better way to introduce this next item than the way its original craigslist poster did do you make prodigious amounts of gumbo congrats guys you are now the proud owners of a 50 pound bag of gumbo powder oh my god gumbo powder this is powder what what the heck is gumbo powder well it’s coming out the bottom already oh my gosh dude this is gumbo powder it’s a it’s a blue trash bag it’s just gumbo powder what’s gumbo powder it’s used to make gumbo no it’s just seasonings why would you need that much if you’re a gumbo file i guess if you work at a restaurant okay all right you can make a lot of gumbo you can make this go really really really far all right well i guess if you put all this in one pot of gumbo though it wouldn’t go as far and that would i think that would be a different dish if the pot was the size of a pool three two one three oh shoot you went with it too yeah i think a restaurant closed and they’re like just get rid of it i don’t want to it’s not well anything reminded me that my restaurant failed my gumbo restaurant in burbank you’re two for two it was free it was in mar vista and now we have to give it away on craigslist for free yeah well no no no let’s make a big gumbo next up we’ve got a prop from none other than jojo siwa’s holiday party very large and um honestly i am supremely personally curious uh lucas what what tell us about how you picked this up uh i got this from nearly normal norman which was his name for himself in sherman oaks okay um and while well it was so big so we were waiting for michaela to come with the truck he took me in his house which was usually a no-no but yeah oh and craig’s always a no-no uh and he had a full western like city in his backyard that was like maybe 30 feet long and was a facaded like fake ghost town what and he was obsessed with the west and i asked him why and he said because i’ve always been weird um and yeah we should like do a whole segment with nearly normal norman this guy is nearly normal i love los angeles man because that you just that’s the kind of thing that can happen you just go in somebody’s backyard and it’s a western town wait but did he say it all like i got this from jojo’s yeah yeah i mean how do we tell this is authentic jojo siwa so he said that jojo siwa lives in sherman oaks and that’s all he would say to me so my assumption was stealing from joker was that he found it in the dumpster like that is just basically what i think happened but that doesn’t reveal anything of what we did with it yes that’s my he’s going through jojo’s trash jojo i love how it’s the letter u space tube sensation jojo youtube sensation christmas party prop no text that’s how that’s how i refer to youtube when i’m talking to my parents okay so the question is did we pay something for this that was from the dumpster or not in three two one pay paid for it because yeah because this is his business he goes into the dumpsters and he sells things yeah yeah yeah yeah we did we did pay for it and who wouldn’t look at it how much does he think it’s huge i think it should just live there i think our set needs a little bit of an update and most of it needs to be blocked by a hornless unicorn is the yellowing purposeful i cannot tell yeah the horse has jaundice got it got it how much did he think someone would pay for it but he was wrong except that we did pay for it yeah that’s how i went about that okay what’d you say i said 125. ah 75. it’s going to disappoint you we paid 175 dollars whoa we did 175 now what are we going to do with it uh burn it we have crafted a special holiday treat for mythical society members and it’s not too late to join because you want to experience this robert the mythical party magician has his very own holiday magic special that’s happening today over on mythicalsociety.com join any degree to watch and be amazed this guy’s a dedicated mythical beast he themes his magic around it you’re going to love it because we loved it at our holiday party last year and with the magic without instructions that we’ve done yes uh with him so sheridan.com today as this next craigslister so helpfully put it this item would be a great gift idea for your dentist oh so we’ve got a ceramic um old dentist um just pull just yanking the life out of that guy’s face man made in taiwan he’s he’s he’s gripping the dentist’s booty this is a fear of mine man being the dentist or being the guy in the chair either uh there’s some craftsmanship in this is there there is some expression of expressiveness emotion kind of kind of norman rockwell vibe going on here oh man it’s it’s actually kind of disturbing if you look down at this guy oh my goodness but take a look at the hand of the patient he’s missing the finger which hand up there it is found a flaw there it is can you see that no do you think the dentist started missing her finger it looks like they were missing and then glued back on is there like a little blood there what’s going on there yeah no it’s like wired it but it looks like yeah they put some red there so it is like blood and then let’s see like up there’s another one just worth less now you want you want a finger yeah i’ll give you the finger it’s like when i ate that bee stinger when i was a kid now he’s missing two all right all right are the missing fingers enough to make this three three two one great so i get a point great gift idea for your dentist yep like you said okay but i do get to guess the price yeah you can guess and remember if you’re within ten dollars who gives gifts to their dentist is that a thing yeah every year on this birthday you don’t give your dentist a birthday gift never have my friend all right eleven dollars fourteen dollars oh my gosh somebody nailed it well we paid 15 so you’re both within 10 points but rhett’s closer so he gets the point i get a point and he gets the other point yeah but i don’t get it because okay yeah he gets both points wow that was close man dang next up is a vintage wood stepladder oh i was told lucas you have another story about this item uh this was sold by a friend of the show that we’ve met before but they’re actually my friends okay and uh these two guys were telling me that they were uh actors in germany and that in germany they can’t walk down the street without getting swarmed by people and so they’re famous in germany yeah i thought they were lying because it’s like like what are you talking about and he spent the rest of the day texting me videos of him and his partner in crime and they’re basically like progressive like flo but in germany like there are these two american guys that do this fake american sitcom for german commercials for insurance and they like one up each other but like the whole thing is like haha they’re americans they’re idiot americans trying to buy more things they sent me like 20 of these videos which is ironic because then they sold this thing they sold that idiot america and and this is this is not in the commercials though this is just their personal this is just their personal artifact of theirs this is this is cool i could see this being a decor item is cracked pretty severely right did you try to uh collapse it all the way i think yeah i did i did you got it you just do that and then i mean so it’s actually still functional that’s cool that’s cool all right here we go when in germany three two one paid we paid ourselves i don’t know how good of friends these were uh but take a guess at how much a lot of history in this thing a lot of utilities would step ladder green six images all right 62 30 100 what hundred dollars they took advantage of of you they’re your friends well they’re my friends now they weren’t when they sold me 100 stuff like that you’re you’re a fan of their work yeah yeah now i like them yeah they’re just texting you constantly to prove how popular they are in germany what am i that’s a great type of friend [Music] last up we’ve got a box of stuff yeah that’s it’s very it’s really a bag oh i guess it’s a bag of stuff yeah well that’s disappointing okay so we’ve got you’re in you’re in for a treat right exercise exercise ball deflate oh it’s an embark what is this oh my kind of knife yeah he’s an expert um what is this part breastplate breastplate oh and then there’s a there’s a hat oh god dang it he’ll find a way he’ll find a way hey actually this is your kind of knife right here really hurt oh yeah and uh foam knife another breast plate no this is shield okay now i will point out it says sherman oaks so this could be jojo c ones oh yes we have a seat belt piece ah for when you want to fake like you’re wearing a seat belt and we have some seeds some sunflower seeds so strange this is kind of like one of those like etsy mystery boxes i’m starting to kind of like it okay was it free or did we pay for it three two one free yeah thankfully i mean a bag of junk yeah i just get there’s a bag come pick it up and it’s yours but you know what this means link you get to pick any item the cheerleading outfit all right it’s that easy i have lots of ideas thank you lucas you’ve done good work tonight okay we’ll see if link can get into that and good mythical more in the meantime thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell you know what time it is hi i’m marcus and i’m rose and we’re here at the linville falls winery and christmas tree farm in linville falls north carolina and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality it’s a peaceful place click the top link to watch us discover the coolest things you can do around the world for free and gonna be the gamora and to find out whether william mythicality is going to land the red one and the purple one and the seeds all these different silks and if you put them together you get a sprite

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