
all good mythical things must come to an end let’s talk about that hi I’m Matthew Jason’s little brother from stark Kansas good mythical morning good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by rhettandlink.com/store you know it’s not too late to get your loved ones some stuff from the rhett and Link store like a good mythical morning t-shirt t-shirt rhett and Link t-shirts I’m baking on a t-shirt CDs shoes righteous wearing them right now red like calm slash store live it up purchase it off how you feeling today right how you feeling how feels you you ever go through those moments in life link where you feel like a wound a scab is being removed from the wound and you just well up and you start crying yeah that’s happening to me like every 15 minutes just can’t resist picking it off anyway I just itches and I have to pick it off and now pick it off I didn’t want to go that far blood comes out of it I was trying to I was trying to make a serious point about how I’m crying every time I think about season two what it was gonna feel good to scratch it now it hurts and I feel like such an idiot well that’s how we’re gonna feel at the end of this episode like complete idiots we’re making this brutal episode she just let it heal Oh 2012 good mythical morning I too am feeling sadness or at least nostalgia or maybe it just smells funny in here and I just I translate that into emotions that aren’t even real maybe emotions aren’t real at all or at least not valid you know and or yours aren’t mine or but yours aren’t what if that was how it works you know what I think it is nice I feel yeah I think it’s a good time to in this show because you’ve obviously lost your mind and are not qualified to continue carrying on but think about all that we’ve experienced together in season two we added secret spots to the wheel we sat on the same side of the same card table with pretty much using the same mic pretty much well it’s we changed we didn’t change a whole lot but we just we gave them what they wanted right and we asked you think to suggest your favorite mythical moments from good mythical morning season two and no one said anything you know well what’s up with that do we chose some of our own and the few people mentioned some things we have created a good mythical montage to end season two a good mythical morning ladies and gentlemen enjoy moments Kansas Kansas can do it what waits not even March where you talk are you talking about like do you feel that do you feel that do you ask a mullah do you hear that do you hear that do you feel right you’re talking I’m feeling and hearing anything over there talking to George George move move duck duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Goose goose goose who’s gonna know doc coos goose doc then Tommy screams Trevor you need some sort of psychiatric treatment immediately and by the way have you seen my my sister she put her arm around me like this really and then we clasped hands yeah like slightest why am why am i doing this why am I being her because there’s nobody else here except Jason and you’re sitting next to me listen so we sat there like this I’m sure she had this all I needed all I knew is that for I was supposed to kiss her uh-uh I might throw your phone in there and you better catch it quit touching it well why don’t you catch your phone man because I’m not don’t owe you lunch we have a wheel of mythicality we spin it and when it tells us to do something we have to go do it they landed on a blue spot that said hug a stranger kind of wet we’ve been swimming there’s a lemon yeah sure go good guy dude almost as big as me you guys are too revealing I have three kids for a reason so they can warm each other when the winter hits huh that’s the only reason I have multiple kids I was an only child and I was cold as a child I will die without having a Twinkie now that they’re gone they might bring back something else I guess but like another cup and another company or something hold on okay Twinkie Fred well I’m not up for Twinkies hmm pretty good don’t look at the scrotum when eating anything nothing tastes good when looking at the scrotum my favorite ice cream is Ben and Jerry’s ice cream I have eaten in a lot uh cinnamon buns ice cream in it has cinnamon rolls dough it if you had a stroke as you can see one of them has a net he’s not happy about it Shepherd you don’t want it okay you give me your side like I just spit it over there and then spit it just put it that way just put it in that general direction we’ll clean it up yeah who’s the president um you could be the president you’re gonna give me the privilege of being absolutely because if I don’t like y’all just assassinate Christy wants the Furby now back when we were dating in college that means you’re not meeting our needs you realize it’s relational me if your wife wants a Furby you’re doing something wrong body beard you know we should sell that I think it’s called a sweater but I fear it’s just it’s like a it’s like hair look but all over yours like too as we know it all comes down to marketing and if you call it the body beard people it’s a brand new thing it’s made from the hair of donated beards I thought I saw you a couple miles back we didn’t wanted to covered wagon yeah you were to win him to cup other covered way well I didn’t know it was you because it was covered your hands are some thinking you yeah ha ha ha ha big sweaty hands for the word you’re still a loser in life League at 30 31 okay now multi multiply that times our arm length months 37 inches how does it feel like to be loser I’m not used to it that’s for sure oh yeah yeah exactly I’m not you’re saying you know I should not have done loss exercises now how how cool fit we are in this your egg or steak he lets see lets people pet him he said got a little bit of a hairy forearm maybe he’s also apparently married too cuz he wears a ring I’m I’m using the bathroom here dude you’re in my latrine hey stop and I turn out and I it was the parking attendant from the parking lot I’d parked it I’m walking this way and I turn around and look at the guy and I realize that he’s a parking attendant wanting me to pay him oh yeah Mary stop what’s the hero to pay said no I’m only here for a moment hahahaha to help a stranded motorist I’ll be back I literally they said I’ll be back hahahahaha I don’t think I could do this without you I’m gonna miss you man when you’re mowing you come back and your mustache is just chair I’m suing Stig I’m gonna miss this chair I love this charity mean it’s not just a folding chair but I just do it those are s’what they call softball soft bone mr. Mack yes Brett’s looking at my test who does that drop in on any kind of traffic you I’ve ever seen yeah it’s just it that’s not the point the point is he’s cheating on my test this just holy Moses what in this world is this it’s that okay it’s an iPad mr. Mac what’s a high emotion Cappy I can’t say tap incorrectly because I don’t have any tape I only have gums and you could like you could for like 50 cent you could let you could gum a kid’s finger or something I’m a dumb you painted a 50 pen they stick their finger your finger in there boy and they gum it for 50 cents let me get me a fine girl I’ll give you some pretty tacky if you’re gumming little kids fingers that I think they like thinking up they call the cops Ninja Turtles that’s when you clog a toilet and braces Wow you clogging your Ninja Turtles oh oh call the guard I’m a pink ninja sir look over there over there yeah over there look over there over there yeah oh look over there over there yeah right over there yeah hey look over there over there over there over there yeah over there okay let’s go we are really at risk right now Jason you could be doing some heinous things under our noses Oh what is that three two one reps are hanging on it turkey turkey bacon dude correct use him oh I just gotta trust myself I’m not trusting myself and that makes me a psychopath to take the odd shape Bob put it into a little area that the other team is trying to prevent you from getting into and that’s when I said that’s not my finger we’re not in the montage anymore are we oh we don’t have to act like we’re in a montage real-life oh yeah all right not something not a moment from the past this is the present but we didn’t in the montage Jason we should we should close up the night officially in the montage okay now we are out of montage we were we were in the montage but we were not a montage able portion and that I was pretty monetizable at the end of what we did we just completely invented it maybe that the show should just be montages yeah you know or just things that we thought would make a montage let’s just do that okay Liz that what you mean yeah that’s something I will talk about it later we need to make plans let’s talk about it now well listen we will you talk about right now is how thankful we are link we are thankful Thanksgiving like you’re like a community April other times we’re thankful for you making good mythical morning a part of your daily routine and we’re trying to be serious and sincere about this because we do mean it hey listen thank you you know they’re making season two successful yeah there’s a lot of you out there who say I watch this every single day you know when I said go back and watch them all episodes you’re like no I watches every single day thank you for making us part of every day of the week and you know there’s still a lot out for Saturday and Sunday a lot of pick wheat day a lot of other people out there who have never seen an episode of good mythical morning you know what now there are two hundred and fourteen episodes of good mythical morning over 37 hours that you can introduce them to Auschwitz in 37 hours of that and he’ll be painful don’t forget we have the holiday special coming up we don’t know exactly when that’s gonna be but it’ll be sometime in the next couple of weeks it is check the second channel for that and it will be special and if there’s anything that you want to see in that special comment below today and let us know what you want that let us know in the comments what do you want to see in the holiday special anything else before I pull up the wizzy oh I’m afraid to pull it up because I know that that means the end of season two well we don’t need to drag this out you need to pull the scab off ah it was itching and it’s bleeding before you spend that I do want to say many of you have commented about how there is one secret spot that we have yet to land on the entire second season and that my friends is the red secret spot so my idea is that link you rig the wheel and you spin it to the red thing and stop it there and we do the red secret spot to close out ah season two what red secret spot get yogurt Oh you
