it’s time to play the 10 ways to live longer game I’m ready I’m an escaped little hi my name is Jonathan my name’s Andrew we’re from Mesa Arizona good mythical morning good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by the red links tour go to rhettandlink.com/store you can get this shirt viva la mustache and all types of other things you might not see this on our store website but if you click on t-shirts it’ll take you over to the dftba store where we sell all those t-shirts a massage get one of those ok I prepared something that should be fun it should be enlightening yep you’re gonna thank me when this is over what you thank you you’re gonna thank you you’re gonna think about me and thank me and so are you people at home okay in an effort to counteract the recent viral sensation known as dumb ways to die I found an article on list 25 calm entitled 25 ways to live longer ah I have adapted it into a game that we are going to play I love games pared it down to 10 questions or so true or false game oh those are easy because you got a 50-50 chance yeah and you need every little bit of help you can get rep because you are the subject and you can play along at home what oh I’m like a game show host what am I playing for link okay that’s actually a good question I’ve thought about this and you might can see off camera here that I’ve kind of put some work into this now here’s the thing I’ll test Rhett the reason why I’m playing this game is so that you can learn to live longer okay this is to help you elongate your life because I care about you I am very tall though so I’m already kind of elongated in some ways you should I mean you’re your life span don’t want you to die okay crunch your life cuz you’re great cuz link calm is taken cuz link calm is taken you can see right then all right here’s what we’re gonna do I’m gonna I’m gonna make a statement you’re going to tell me true or false but you can do an link if you get it wrong I am forcing you to do something healthy to counteract your wrongness and that is eat some broccoli pops now this is real broccoli I didn’t know it looked like this but this is it I call these broccoli pops or broccoli and you have to take a big hunk yeah big honking bye to these every time you get one wrong but if you get it right you deserve a reward even because you’re gonna live longer I’m gonna I’ll allow you to be rewarded with my trip to Burger King not a sponsor quadruple whopper these things are so big they’re not on the menu triple hua Perez but quadra-port they couldn’t even fit it in the whopper box me to that thing oh you’ll see when you get it right you’ll see it oh you’ll open that thing up and you’ll take a bite all right here we go guys are you ready are you ready at home if I get it right I get the whopper around the television with your mom if I get it right I get to take a bite of the quadruple yes you get which is not good for you I get it wrong I got to take a bite out of a broccoli at home which is good for you number 10 okay you can live longer by having a small but true/false we’re going to do a study done in Oxford University women who have pear-shaped figures with some extra padding around the hips are actually at a lower risk of contracting part and metabolic diseases take a huge honking bye to that you know you want to have look at that quadruple whopper just staring you in the face or bobbing it is good for you it’s got potassium high in potassium ranch no branch ain’t good for you that true or false no that’s not one of them all right how are you doing people are you buying your your imaginary whopper bigger than I thought it was number nine I live a longer life by eating more garlic proof that’s right rat true open that quadruple whopper it’s been shown to boost your immune system removal of immune reduce blood pressure and even prevent can’t like garlic also Ward’s off vampires and members of the opposite sex and warts good gosh that thing’s tall a lot of meat it’s so much better than broccoli yeah isn’t it oh it smells get to fine broiled flame-broiled ending your life early what that is boy that’s what I was made for right now number eight your faults extend your life by playing the didgeridoo true true hit a little Liberty Godiva do something that stimulates your brain and keeps you inspired which is know what no other thing is better than the didgeridoo good gosh and you’re not you’re not going light on it either I got do a pickle look it looked like a UFO it’s so big it’s like a burger version of a Death Star hmm number seven true or false you can live longer by making a middle-class income not too rich not too poor Fox you’re right right I’m happy for you grew up you want to be rich to be healthier people according to a data released by the National Center of Health since this is 24 percent of people with a family income of less than 20 grand suffered from chronic illness while the number was only 6% for those making 75 grand or more you know I’m not thinking this burger could really use some broccoli no I’m not thinking that are you thinking that you’re you’re dying a slow and painful death as a result of enjoying I’m enjoying myself number six true or false extend the length of your life by squatting when you poop ladies too easy come on people you were not designed to poop sitting down you were made to poop with your butt hanging down between your ankles if you I’ve seen squatty potty’s one right in the middle the seedy poopins in position isn’t only responsible for increased hemorrhoids but also colorectal cancer there’s nothing better to talk about while taking a huge body that then colorectal cancer hmm number five extend your life true or false by making lots of babies mr. ha ha what do you are you even gonna be you better start getting some wrong hmm recent studies have shown that a woman has more children and she has more children her life expectancy decreases psychologists hypothesized as he probably did the contact and support she receives as they grow older sounds kind of weak to me it also died the more children you have the more likely other items I mean there’s lots of broccoli here you got something for me to miss I thought I didn’t think you were gonna get all of these all right number four extend the length of your life true or false Isaac’s now I’ve had five bites for Mom I’m going down I’m counting doll make a clone army of yourself make a cone army yeah of yourself fault no that’s true that’s the best way to harvest organs for yourself as you get older it actually could happen you know that the military is actually developing ways to grow human organs but if you could clone yourself you actually wanted to eat broccoli you started to feel horrible I think you missed that one upper ball balance are you guys no it’s not about balance and it if you just say broccoli you would live longer this quadruple whopper number three says moderate extend the length of your life true or false by winning and Oscar and this is called core Elizabeth Welch those people die young yeah you know it is false but it’s not about it’s not about that so I don’t think you have to buy that if you don’t want to I’m starting feel bad you’re bad for me I’m hollow extend the length of your life not by winning an Oscar but by winning a Nobel Prize researchers have found that winners of the Nobel Prize live up to one and a half years longer than their unrecognized scientists or whatever counterparts if you want to know about prize you live long I wonder wonder why that is because people are smarter and they don’t eat quadruple whoppers it’s not that they’re smarter it’s just they happen to discover something that boosted their ego okay true or false extend the length of your life by moving to a South American island fault that’s right Rhett it’s a quadruple on you want to move to a Greek island to be more precise mood to that I didn’t have karyam nearly 1/3 of the people who live there live well into their 90’s scientists believe that a combination of the Mediterranean diet and an active lifestyle give this little island the largest percentage of non a Giri ins I’m good at it’s 90 year olds good at this game all right guys how are you doing at home I should have told you to get a quadruple whopper and some broccoli is that it I’m not a mother this is the final one to your opportunity to or Falls extend the length of your life bye drumroll please Shh becoming Hispanic well first of all that’s impossible if you could though true why do you think it’s true because I want to eat – bah bah it is true what is it oh that still happened that’s fine oh we thought there was something wrong with the audio but there was it go ahead and take your bite become a Hispanic truth Hispanics in the United States have an average life expectancy of 80 point 6 years which is over 2 years more than any other group oh my gosh I got through a lot of calories Oh what got me one – you think you can eat as much as me your jaw just popped while you ain’t that good though tasty good oh we should do this every day a quadruple Walker yeah oh my go a lot of beef in there late discovers Brett is a fountain Hey look this way no look at me yeah oh goodness yep never noticed this before you’re a falcon yeah it’s this is like a beak I think it is a bee but flop around a little bit mom not real I’m not in full form right now you look like a falcon up yep Falcons love quadruple whoppers you don’t even want to do the role play you just want to eat the whopper fine I’ll do that you