a man holds up a Papa John’s and gets free pizza let’s sing about that morning good mythical morning clearing out your pipes huh at least these pipes sweet clear out so far okay got an interesting story from the news that BAM I’m gonna bring up to you and then you can analyze it and then you can you can see if it’s going to change your life and we got some special things we want to do with this thing it should be fun could be chaotic could be crazy we could regret it but most likely will but you won’t regret being here for it alright first of all is it yeah I think this falls into the heartwarming category right yeah yeah are you ready for your hearts to be makes you feel good about the world specially if you’re in the colder regions of the earth is so many times so many things make you feel bad about the world sometimes you get a little news snippet makes you feel good right in here right on the left side of your chest and you know it’s it’s ironic this story relates to pizza that sometimes when I feel bad like I want my heart to be warmed I will I will think to myself I want pizza really yeah really you know the Japanese people drink cold drinks to feel warm why don’t mean like emotionally like you hear some people who you know they eat a whole gallon ice cream I medicate myself with people people with people with people where did that come from reduce people made from pizza I was making a statement and halfway through it’s just like I’m not even gonna finish that just whatever comes out of my mouth he’s what’s gonna happen alright so here’s the thing that happened in Montana a guy decides to get some dough by robbing a joint and then you mean money and it’s not a ploy you’re not trying to be funny and make a pun no I wasn’t I never would do that yeah honestly I wasn’t even I know it would have been better than that if I was trying yep so he decided to go to the Papa John’s Pizza there in his region of Montana and there’s only one in all of Montana know is probably more but there’s lots of space but you can go like 95 miles per hour through the drive-through they have no speed limit Papa John’s has no drive-thru so he goes in and he he sticks him up he doesn’t have a gun but he hands him a note he has a hoodie on and a bandana on his face it’s scary he doesn’t say anything he hands a note across and says I’m holding you up give me all your money and then the clerk starts to comply and he starts to give him the money and then while he’s doing it the guy the robber totally breaks down and and becomes emotional and just starts crying to the guy and just saying you know I’m sorry for doing this I’m just trying to feed my family gives him the sob story it just becomes a wreck there in front of him and then the Papa John’s employee I don’t think it was Papa John himself but let’s just say it was sure Papa John himself says you know what I’ll make you some pizza I mean that’s what I do I’ve got pizza if you’re if your family’s hungry and he threw in some chicken wings and then the guy the guy waited while Bob Papa made him the pizza I wondered if he kept the bandana on or if he took it off I it doesn’t say in the article well he probably had to take it off to eat the pizza I don’t think ate it there he took him back to his family but he waited for him to prepare the pizza and the chicken wings and then he took it and then he then he left and then at the end of it that is beautiful yeah it says but then it says police are trying to locate the would-be robber though they aren’t sure what if any charges yeah here’s a guy a break it was Hellena on Montana yeah that’s where the Papa John’s in Montana police chief of Hellena was quoted as saying we’d hate to have him do this again this how they speak we’d hate to have them do this again yep hey so why because you got a free pizza yeah you don’t want people coming into the Papa John’s just demanding free pizza you don’t want people thinking you can just go in there every time in Montana you can go in Papa John’s and hold them up and then you can just get all the free pizza you want right you got it you got a promotion though it’d be quite a promotion but it’s it’s hoorah bus and get free pizza exactly and that’s what that’s what thank you good we should work for them they should call us up you think they should track the guy down no no they should open this up to all the whole population if you if you hold up a Papa John’s you get a free pizza for like a week in right around the Super Bowl or something okay well here we are right around this good yeah right so too late to develop tech okay Valentine maybe 2014 hold it yeah valid Valentine’s Day special hold us up get free pizza Christmas Christmas cuz it’s cold and everyone is when people can share it on on themselves yeah right now here’s the thing if I was going to heist a place or hold up a place I think you heist a bank there was a holdup a place it would be a Papa John I freaking love Papa John’s how about I already mention that when I’m depressed I want pizza I want Papa John I love Papa John I have noticed this now I’m a fan of the pizza also it makes me so happy but you won’t accept anything else it’s like if there’s people we were thinking about Domino’s or Little Caesars or the greatest us on earth and you always insist on Papa John’s alright but here’s the other thing that occurred to me once I started unraveling the the puzzle pieces of this I started to realize that the bread stick in your mind the bread stick in my mind and the robber if he goes in and then the person that he’s robbing from decides to decides to say you know what you’re trying to steal for me I’m gonna allow it it reminded me of the story from lame is you know John Valjean and you’ve got you’ve got the priest he’s stealing the candlesticks right this can’t silver silverware or something yep I haven’t read the book in a long time stick and it was in French when I was supposed to read it yeah and then he just gave when the cops showed up Java he said no no no he I’m giving them to him and it blew his mind what yeah same I said I want the money you giving me the pizza what what what it’s just like a foot picture now I haven’t seen the movie lame is yeah have you heard there’s a movie yeah it’s very popular Russell Crowe doesn’t sing well in it but everyone sings you have heard Anne Hathaway’s great now I’m told that everybody sings every every every line of the movie is in song form so every every single words that gave me an idea why don’t we reenact this news story and let’s do it completely in musical form that’s our idea okay and what we do we prepared a musical track that kind of goes through some different different vibes but what we have not done is we have not planned what we’re going to sing so let’s just see how this goes I’ll be the robber and you be Papa John I’m just gonna be the employee I’m Mike if I feel it I’ll be Papa John okay but even even though he just handed a note there’s not much singing of all so I’m just gonna sing when I go into the Papa John’s just listen make it up as you go that’s what I’m gonna do okay all right Jason you’re gonna you’re gonna cue this thing up center yourself go into my musical place you ready yes okay I’ll go I’ll go first let’s go watch a man I have a booty and I have abandoned no I’ll put it on my face cuz I wore some more knee and look over there the Papa John’s back and me it’s just another day at Papa John’s I love coming here and making pizzas grab some pepperoni grab some peppers grab some Italian sausage and make like a me I demand all your money I mean business I have abandoned your glasses are fogging up and that’s how I know we all cereals you told me don’t scare me anymore you look like Mother Teresa but I know it’s okay I’m just gonna reach here into the cash register and get the money that you need me all of it Oh oh this is not the really I have kids to feed Nesmith I’m sorry for robbing you please don’t cry dry your eyes I’m gonna make you a part you would do that for me for you I would do anything in fact I’m gonna throw in some buffalo wings I’m gonna grab them right here I’m making a pizza for you Oh No what kind of dipping sauces do you want I’ve got ribs I’ve got blue cheese for bubu we don’t carry mom with you but we have garlic sauce we knew you yo school huh why don’t you come back next week Yoho so ha we can do this again I am but a man you are but a man and I’m a man that makes pizza for people like you people for pizza pizza for people like you and pizza for people like pizza like oh wow wow you might want to get out of here cuz I’m calling the cops yeah cuz they I think he did call the cops Wow that was emotional that little rating oh my goodness I’m I’m just I’m just laid bare right now I just I feel so vulnerable in a good way this was it wow that was something I like that we should do that again some other time we should do good make a musical out of a news story we could do that all right what did we learn today oh I learned that we should I mean I could only make like three words right uh yeah it’s it’s I’m lame is didn’t rhyme did it I don’t watch it yeah of course not I mean rhymes rhyming is for children crying so for nursery rhyme and wouldn’t be cool if we if we discovered that that the guy actually did sing in the cops house I’m sure he did shout out to Florida all right we appreciate everyone watching today but we especially want to give a shout out to the state of Florida all you peeps in Florida hala Florida your name means feast of flowers and that’s weird Florida shout-out to you because you averaged 10 deaths a year due to lightning hmm Florida you’re the home of Crystal River the only place in North America where it’s legal to swim with manatees I dream of that a lot shout out to you Florida because whenever I hear about someone’s face getting eaten off it it’s usually happened there and of course you’re a peninsula if a giant needed a pickup the United States you would probably grasp you you that’s why we love you